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Freehold DM wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:

I will tell you this: the next time I play a halfling, I'm wearing f!&~ing shoes.

I don't care how tough the soles of your feet are, you look ridiculous, and it's disgusting and unhygienic.

the halflings in my campaign setting wear shoes. They are famous for them actually.

Hobbit feet are for Tolkien. Leave them with Tolkien. No, your setting is not more old school because Tolkien. It's more Tolkien because you are going Tolkien.

Even Golarion does it, though. All the art of halflings is without shoes.

Even in full plate, they've got no freaking boots on. It's f&%!ing ridiculous looking.

Just as ridiculous as I am with only shoes on.


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New monster on the blog!


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Blood freaks me out.

Good job!


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I have had an incredibly successful day!

Like way better then i could've hoped!

Truly that rarest of days. :-)


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captain yesterday wrote:

I have had an incredibly successful day!

Like way better then i could've hoped!

Truly that rarest of days. :-)

Yay!


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~burrows into the ground after sensing that there is no prey nearby~


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Man, I got paid hella today. Reminds me why I put up with this place.


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So does anyone here play Borderlands or Borderlands 2? I know that both Freehold DM and I like the games. (He should. He got my X-Box 360 copies to play with.) I was thinking about starting a new playthrough on Steam.


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~pops up and attacks Sharoth~


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Chryssalid wrote:
~pops up and attacks Sharoth~

~screams like a little girl (dragon), then stomps the bug~

Scarab Sages

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Sharoth wrote:
Chryssalid wrote:
~pops up and attacks Sharoth~
~screams like a little girl (dragon), then stomps the bug~

{puffs on pipe} I zee. Und how does sat make you veel, Herr Dragon? Vat azpeckt of your pzyche "bugs" you zo?

Aren't you really only tryink to hurt yourzelf? {scribbles note: "Very crazy. Make sure he has a fat insurance policy." }


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Chryssalid wrote:
~pops up and attacks Sharoth~

YOU BASTARD KILLED MY SQUAD!

opens fire on chryssalid


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~two more pop out of the ground and attack you~


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Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.


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Chryssalid wrote:
~two more pop out of the ground and attack you~

throws grenades, calls upon mecs for fire support


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.

I hate fps myself, but something about the series really called to me.


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Did either have scantily (less) clad women in it? That could explain it!


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Freehold DM wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.
I hate fps myself, but something about the series really called to me.

What?


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Tacticslion wrote:
Did either have scantily (less) clad women in it? That could explain it!

Mmmm... Less...


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Freehold DM wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.
I hate fps myself, but something about the series really called to me.

But... Mass Effect is FPS. How can anyone not like Mass Effect?


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Tacticslion wrote:
Did either have scantily (less) clad women in it? That could explain it!

There's probably a face-swap mod for the game, so he's modded the enemies' faces with JPGs of ABrown, Whedon, or any number of American voiceover artists who dub anime.


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Aranna wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.
I hate fps myself, but something about the series really called to me.

But... Mass Effect is FPS. How can anyone not like Mass Effect?

mass effect has fps in it, but it is not an fps. It is mass effect.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
Meh; BL and BL2 just seemed like a basic FPS with a little bit of Diablo injected into it. FPS is so frat-boy, and Diablo is my least favorite RPG series.
I hate fps myself, but something about the series really called to me.
What?

I don't know. An indescribable something. I enjoyed the monsters and the NPCs and everything. I thought claptrap was funny and cute.


Going by the link Sharoth posted earlier, it'd be a Western RPG, with FPS elements.
(Also, going by that link, those Lahore are basically wrong.)

The thing with both Borderlands and Mass Effect, as I understand them, is that they are played for reasons closer to those RPGs are played than FPSs are.


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Krombopulos Michael wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Did either have scantily (less) clad women in it? That could explain it!
There's probably a face-swap mod for the game, so he's modded the enemies' faces with JPGs of ABrown, Whedon, or any number of American voiceover artists who dub anime.

I don't know what you're talking about


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Yesterday afternoon was an epic bit of hilarity that totally distracted me from work: Impus Minor decided he was going to start over in Dragon Age: Origins and play it over again.

Except...
(1) He was going to be the ugliest possible character he could create. He and Impus Major spent a good 45 minutes creating this bug-eyed, sunken-cheeked freak of nature who would be at home in only the lowliest of circus shows.

(2) He was going to choose the single-most-obnoxious response he possibly could. Every. Single. Time.

I have to say, Bioware did a magnificent job with the heuristic algorithms with such behavior, with quotes like (to the woman he just rescued): "Oh, you're still alive? Does that mean I still have to marry you?" or (exchanging pleasantries with the king): "I killed the earl for raping my cousin." Now THAT'S an ice breaker!

His responses are getting more and more vile. It's a joy to watch...


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NobodysHome wrote:

Yesterday afternoon was an epic bit of hilarity that totally distracted me from work: Impus Minor decided he was going to start over in Dragon Age: Origins and play it over again.

Except...
(1) He was going to be the ugliest possible character he could create. He and Impus Major spent a good 45 minutes creating this bug-eyed, sunken-cheeked freak of nature who would be at home in only the lowliest of circus shows.

(2) He was going to choose the single-most-obnoxious response he possibly could. Every. Single. Time.

I have to say, Bioware did a magnificent job with the heuristic algorithms with such behavior, with quotes like (to the woman he just rescued): "Oh, you're still alive? Does that mean I still have to marry you?" or (exchanging pleasantries with the king): "I killed the earl for raping my cousin." Now THAT'S an ice breaker!

His responses are getting more and more vile. It's a joy to watch...

I like this kid!

Cannot wait for origins to be backwards compatible.


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I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!


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*pops up*

Mass Effect is technically a third-person shooter with RPG elements!

*pops down*


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captain yesterday wrote:
I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!

Just make a d3.

I bought some dice with removable faces. Take a d6 and number it 1 to 3 twice.


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Aranna wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!

Just make a d3.

I bought some dice with removable faces. Take a d6 and number it 1 to 3 twice.

dice...with removable faces?!?!


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captain yesterday wrote:
I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!

Use six-sided die. 1-2: 1, 3-4: 2, 5-6: 3, or halve the result of d6 and round up.

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Aranna wrote:

Just make a d3.

I bought some dice with removable faces. Take a d6 and number it 1 to 3 twice.

I have regular d6's form the 80's.

To this day, when it's time to roll up PC's for an important campaign, they always ACT like d3's.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Aranna wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I don't get having 1d3 weapon damage, there is no three sided dice! "Just ignore the four" they say. Four is the best number on a four sided dice, do you know how frustrating it can be to roll four after four after four, and then they say "Oh, well, that's a three" It's clearly a four!

Just make a d3.

I bought some dice with removable faces. Take a d6 and number it 1 to 3 twice.

dice...with removable faces?!?!

Yeah I got them at Gen Con one year. The faces are printed on little disks that can be plugged into the die. You need a d6 numbered from 2 to 7 no problem just pop out the 1 and replace it with a 7.


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Awful weather, ugh...


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Drejk wrote:
Awful weather, ugh...

tell me about it hot and humid here in Tucson, but it is monsoon season here.


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<walks around old game room, dusts off books and dice.>
almost time to start looking for a group to play with. I've been out for a while, still got about another month before I can restart though.

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Drejk wrote:
Awful weather, ugh...

Just as terrible as last year. Pass the strawberry mojito.

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Humility aside, and by God's good Grace, I'm pretty fit.

For a gamer of my age, I am extremely fit.

Then Gay Pride descends in the Hamptons and I feel like a short fat clumsy potato compared to these men who dress better than me and have more charm in their pinky than I have on my best suave day.

I don't have Gay hate. I have the opposite. I'm Gay jealous.

How come my butt does not look as good in these jeans!

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So many law suites, so little time.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Humility aside, and by God's good Grace, I'm pretty fit.

For a gamer of my age, I am extremely fit.

Then Gay Pride descends in the Hamptons and I feel like a short fat clumsy potato compared to these men who dress better than me and have more charm in their pinky than I have on my best suave day.

I don't have Gay hate. I have the opposite. I'm Gay jealous.

How come my butt does not look as good in these jeans!

Doesn't matter. You're a Baron.

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God Bless Limeylongears!


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As a Captain, my ass always looks good in jeans. If anyone tells me differently they can walk the plank.

Admittedly, that threat would carry a lot more weight if I had an ocean nearby.


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Presence of General around suggest that you are army captain, not navy captain and you wield less authority anyway...


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To be honest, I'm terrible with military rankings.


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Drejk wrote:
Presence of General around suggest that you are army captain, not navy captain and you wield less authority anyway...

Sounds like the dragon wants to walk the plank.


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Yarr!

It's the new hit dance. 'Ave a tot o'rum
Hitch up yer britches and wiggle yer bum

WALKING THE PLANK
WALKING THE PLANK
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO WALK THAT PLANK.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Presence of General around suggest that you are army captain, not navy captain and you wield less authority anyway...
Sounds like the dragon wants to walk the plank.

No way, I am afraid of heights!

Even simple attempt to pick me up and hold in the air ends in flailing, cursing, and grabbing whatever is within reach. Including but not limited to cleavage of the wife of guy holding me up.


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Drejk wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Presence of General around suggest that you are army captain, not navy captain and you wield less authority anyway...
Sounds like the dragon wants to walk the plank.

No way, I am afraid of heights!

Even simple attempt to pick me up and hold in the air ends in flailing, cursing, and grabbing whatever is within reach. Including but not limited to cleavage of the wife of guy holding me up.

Wow. That would not be for the breast.

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