Judge Trabe

Cap'n Yesterday, Pokemon Hunter's page

18 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Baits net with a TV, PlayStation and copy of Final Fantasy 6, waits.


Pikachu is going to be f#+%ing toast!


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Dang it! My Pokemon hunting license was revoked! On account of all the crotch punching.


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Apparently, you use balls to catch them.


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Just a Mort wrote:

And then there was light, and a Wild TacticsLion appeared.

*pulls out a pokeball at throws it to catch the TacticsLion*

Wait, all I need is a ball!

Looks down at the expensive net, tranquilizer gun, and Pokemon Caller FaWtL insisted was needed to catch Pokemon.

You lied to me!!


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Great! Now I want bacon!!

Checks Pokemon field guide for something similar to a pig, accidentally walking into his own trap.

Great! Now there's that!!


They're fine as long as they don't get in the walls.


Begins clearing brush and head shooting the feral smurfs lurking in the overgrown weeds.


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We can't sell booze, we have a Pokemon gym in the parking lot.

Pokeroids however is a growth industry.

So I'm told...


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Cheater! You're not supposed to drive!

for the record, I've had this alias for a long time, I'm truly ahead of my time. Or was that behind the times...


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Tacticslion wrote:

Maybe Kitty's Kitty would enjoy a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-whimey... stuff?

EDIT: spelling and clarity

starts packing Blunderbuss and pops some No-Doze

So, one of my aliases got away from me, eh.

Well, that won't last for long...


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Begins setting traps and bathing in Pokemon urine.

Go on...


Forget the Cave Raptors, where the hell is that damned Chokebo... or is that a different game...


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We opened on Christmas Eve too in my family, my wife didn't like it, it wasn't a fight I was going to fight.

Congrats on the exceptional hunting.


Kobolds don't sleep in beds, they sleep in dirty little caves rejected by Goblins and lousy with poorly placed fish hooks.


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And tell me more about these "pet rocks", do they have a weakness, how do you tell which rocks are sentient?


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I for one prefer the APG Summoner, if i'm going to allow summoners you best believe they're going to be summoning Pokemon.

Then, the hunt shall begin....


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I will catch them all!

Then mount their heads in my Den, like the Black Rhino I'm sure their population will rebound quite easily...