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Third time's the charm.


I'm not sure that's his head, but it's hard to tell from this distance, with all five of my eyes closed.


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What am I listening to as I browse the forums? Lindsey Stirling and Pentatonix's cover of 'Radioactive'

Oh, whoops, wrong forum I guess.


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Banned from this thread.


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Anonymous Warrior wrote:
What am I listening to as I browse the forums? Lindsey Stirling and Pentatonix's cover of 'Radioactive'

Right so man, she's a talented one with such cheerful music.

Belphegor gets +1 sin count for doing banning in the wrong thread.


And sins invite punishment. Delightful, delightful punishment.


And I would have got away with it too... If it hadn't been for those meddling goats.

Gilligan!!!


Gil again?


Not in this world, old timer.


:emerges, wearing only a sailor's cap and a generous application of coconut oil:

SKIPPER!


I hesitate to ask, GoatToucher, but what have you done with all the rest?


He fed rest to goats.


GoatToucher wrote:

:emerges, wearing only a sailor's cap and a generous application of coconut oil:

SKIPPER!

Pirate Nurse! We'm got an emergency mainbrace-splicin' on our 'ands! Pass me the rum 'n' laudanum, four marlin-spikes and a Shocking Burst Dire Clyster, and I'll see 'ow far I gets afore one of us passes out.


Mmmm... Stick me with that a couple times, then I'll do you!


YAAAARRRRR!!!

Jim laaaad...


Ah, the old "pretending to be a wounded pirate" gag! I always appreciate the classics!


*squeak*


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This is America! Speak Klingon like the rest of us!


(Para drops onto Freedom Bird)

"Bird be for tribe's cooking pot!"

(Shanks Freedom Bird, taking the bird to the birdcruncher bonfire)


You fool!

*Declares Operation Goblin Storm, and proceeds to... liberate... the thread*


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That's a lost cause. Those pesky goblins won the war against a massive combined army of apes, ratfolk and trolls.

(Firebolts the bird)

Now be quiet. :P


MY SCARS STILL HAVEN'T EVEN FULLY REGENERATED FROM THAT GOBLIN BEAT DOWN EITHER!!!


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There, there, Message board troll. Allow me to help you.

* grabs MBT and tosses him into a tub full of acid, loads the tub into a rocket, and launches the rocket into the sun *

There, that should help ease our, er I mean your, pain.


Without letting me getting a bite first?


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

That's a lost cause. Those pesky goblins won the war against a massive combined army of apes, ratfolk and trolls.

(Firebolts the bird)

Now be quiet. :P

FREEDOM IS NEVER QUIET!!! FREEDOM MEANS BLASTING MUSIC 24/7!!!

AMERICAAAAAAAA!!!


Sure, the hymes of the infernal realms.

(Firebolt to the bird)

Welcome to yet another fall down to the ground.


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* tosses Bigger Shark MBT's left hand *

Oh no, I did save a piece for you. Enjoy.


Thank you.

nom nom nom


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Sure, the hymes of the infernal realms.

(Firebolt to the bird)

Welcome to yet another fall down to the ground.

I'm afraid that next to the stuff that Congress throws at me, your little fireballs don't amount to much!

Well, I'd say that, but there's been too much gridlock for Congress to throw much of anything at me lately...


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Just you wait until Turkey Day. Then you'll be sorry.

Sovereign Court

When's that, Christmas or thanksgiving?

*Insert drum beat*.

(Clears throat). Anyway, I recently found out that there was a lot of people who wanted to be The Joker at some point (including Frank Sinatra, the late Robin Williams - who really wanted to be the Joker - Tim Curry and even Ryan Gosling!). And yet, IHIYC and Jokey were not on the list.


Goblin air drops. I don't think they know about parachutes...

Not why I'm posting.

I think it's time to speculate about the nature of the prize for winning this thread. People have posted here wondering about this. But the question was never really answered.

So: I think the prize is an evening with GoatToucher. There will be scented candles, a nice wine, and scintillating conversation. An evening well spent. All on GoatTouchers dime of course.


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That's not a prize...that's a death sentence.


I'm so going to win that!


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
That's not a prize...that's a death sentence.

You'd be surprised what you can live through.


A death sentence. Feh.

If they are dead, they can't remember what happened in the dark of night when the cold sweats come and sleeps eludes.
And then the weeping.

If they are dead, there can be no shame.


Amateur.


Liches are just vampire wannabes.


LICH PLZ DON'T EVEN

Sovereign Court

*Begins to say the trademark 'ooooh' but ends up howling.*

You are clearly a lot of things, Casper, but friendly is not one of them.


Eh. You see one undead overlord, you've seen 'em all.

They aren't even all that scary in the grand scheme of things.


You sure boutz that?

Poog see horde of hungry looking zombiez closing full circle around you.


*takes out his two mini-chainsaws, revs them up, and goes to work on the zombie horde*


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* fires up minigun and lays down suppression fire to keep the zombie horde at bay so Really old gamer can go to town on the zombies one at a time *

Let's show these undead pests you don't mess with us old folk.


Anything can be unsettling (for a certain value of "unsettling") in great enough numbers. A thousand hungry guinea pigs chasing after you can be unnerving to some. That doesn't make them dangerous on an individual level.

The state of undeath abrogates some of your free will and compels you to unsavory acts. I choose to commit my atrocities, thank you very much.


Don't I know it.

Thanks for the rescue by the way, everyone. It's nice not to be torn limb from limb for once.

Dark Archive

*blasts and blackens Vick Tim with his signature shriveling spell*

Variety is the spice of death, isn't it?


At one point I would've agreed with you. But once you've spent some time in the workroom, everything else seems kind of mundane.

Also, ouch.


I'm just holding this spot for a friend


Thanks Mista! That DMV appointment took forever! I'll just take that win now.

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