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Ba Dum Tish's page
 145 posts. Alias of Orthos.
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Scintillae wrote: I dunno what song Vany is talking about, but I did see an interesting theory earlier about why you don't really hear many tales of vampires outside of the Northern Hemisphere. It's holy water. You see, they bless the rains down in Africa. Ba dum tish
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Theconiel wrote: Scintillae wrote: The real triumph of conditioning is that every time someone mentions Pavlov, we think of dogs. Pavlov...why does that name ring a bell? Ba dum tish!
ConanTheGrammarian wrote: Ah yes, of course. The ancient code of noble Japanese yardwork... bushido. Ba dum tish!
Ragadolf wrote: Scintillae wrote: I hope they saddle down and rein it in. Bah Dum TISH!
:) That is MY LINE, sir.
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Asmodeus' Advocate wrote: DungeonmasterCal wrote: I'm getting a toothache. That's just fargin' dandy. Don’t you mean, “that’s just fangin’ dandy? Ba dum tish!!
Scintillae wrote: Freehold DM wrote: lisamarlene wrote: Freehold DM wrote: lisamarlene wrote: I also almost never get drunk, unless I'm at the Ersatz Russian's house.
When I drink too much, I think I'm very witty and everyone adores me, and in reality, I'm just a mean a******. Or I'm loudly maudlin and think I can sing Irish folk/the blues much better than I actually can.
I hate the resulting shame even more than I hate the loss of control.
so...
Is that a no on the absinthe? I've had it a few times.
I was disappointed that I didn't love it as much as I was expecting to.
I felt my inner Bohemian artiste was letting me down.
there are so many different makers it isn't funny. We will find one to your liking. I hear it's a romantic drink. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, after all. Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah....
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Scintillae wrote: captain yesterday wrote: There's a lady that moved in down the street this summer, she likes to spy on people from her window and after I waved to her one morning she put homemade crosses on every window.
Today I saw her splashing the outside of her house with boiling water.
Interesting.
It's a house-warming party. Ba dum tish!!
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Scintillae wrote: The Vagrant Erudite wrote: Holy crap - girlfriend's company she just quit on went under already! I can't believe they didn't give their two weeks. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
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Scintillae wrote: Tacticslion wrote: Orthos wrote: Oh yeah, the forum is being wonky now, with posts randomly not showing up or being weirdly reordered. JSYK. Look, you can't prove that it's FaWtL. Again. So, whose fawtl is it, then? :P Ba dum tish!!
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Sharoth wrote: I have to admit that your puns are deer to my heart, gran. *Hart
NobodysHome wrote: If you're banned from an entire continent, does that make you incontinent?
Ba dum tish
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Scintillae wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Of course I am naked. I am defeating math If you're gonna be naked by the woodchipper, you might end up doing a bit of division of your own... Ba dum tish!!
Also... OW.
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Scintillae wrote: NobodysHome wrote: lisamarlene wrote: NobodysHome wrote: How does NobodysHome feel about Whole Foods?
NobodysWife: Did you get my email?
NobodysHome: Oh, the one on Amazon delivering from Whole Foods?
NW: Yeah. Seems like it has potential
NH: Yeah, I'll at least look at it. I wish it was at a store I trusted and actually shopped from. Every time I go into Whole Foods I walk out empty-handed and feeling angry. So not exactly my favorite store
NW: LOL. Yeah, but on Amazon you can be like, ok I need paper towels and frozen peas. Plus bring NW her beer :P
NH: Right, and Whole Foods won't carry anything except recycled paper towels made from endangered owl droppings, frozen peas picked by disadvantaged children in Guatalajara that got a bit smashed during transport, and beer you've never heard of from a Czechoslovakian working out of his basement in East Oakland.
Actually, the new Whole Paycheck on Gilman has a pretty good beer selection, including Ninkasai and Allagash. They also have the really yummy sriracha bloody mary mix. The funniest thing about your post is that you didn't comment on the owl-dropping paper towels or the smashed disadvantaged peas.
No need to comment on it. Just let there be peas on Earth. Ba dum tish!!
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gran rey de los mono wrote: What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy Yoda. MMMMMM FUNNNNNNYYYYYY JOKE!!
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Vidmaster7 wrote: #Duh Duh tss-
I love the pun ones.
No no. Do it like this.
Ascalaphus wrote: James Sutter wrote: darth_borehd wrote: I was intrigued by the Tane like the Jabberwock. I noticed that Bestiary 5 didn't feature any new Tane.
Are we going to get more in a future book or at least learn more about them?
Maaaaaybe. Stay tuned. :) Stay taned? Ba dum tish!
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quibblemuch wrote: GM_Beernorg wrote: Antarctic gentleman never polar bear and tell.
"Well squeeze my penguin, it's a Yankee!"
"I'm Chilean."
"Put on a coat then!"
HiYO! I'll show myself out. Ba dum tish!
Calex wrote: Rysky wrote: Katina Davis wrote: Diego: Did you know that when a piece of your soul dies, you can feel it?
Katina: Yes, in fact. I did know that! Don't ask how I know.
Diego: ...
Diego: It's the puns, isn't it?
Yep, among other things.
No, seriously, look closer at the avatar picture of the adorable mecha-owl, those eyes...
Bird has seen some s#%&. So the bird is all wound up about something? Ba dum tish!!
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Scintillae wrote: Quote: So a not-Gym Leader is using Pokemon that do not belong to him - by capture, gift, or trade - and handing out rewards. Is this even a League-legal match at this point? So, it's illeagueal? Ba dum tish!
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Yuugasa wrote: that thing was on my top ten list of favorite fingers! Ba dum tish!
...er... and sorry for your loss.
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Kalindlara wrote: Ba Dum Tish wrote: Kalindlara wrote: DM Under The Bridge wrote: I like the troll origin story.
I would also be very amused if the players learned the elves have been editing history from a wise old troll.
You might even say...
that the elves were...
is hit by various thrown objects *waits for it*
*waiting for it* in heap on floor
...trolling them...
slumps BA DUM TISH!!
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Kalindlara wrote: DM Under The Bridge wrote: I like the troll origin story.
I would also be very amused if the players learned the elves have been editing history from a wise old troll.
You might even say...
that the elves were...
is hit by various thrown objects *waits for it*
*waiting for it*
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Mark Sweetman wrote: For a halfling medium with The Bear spirit the difference between level 12 and level 13 is important. At level 12 your small medium is medium, while at 13 you get to make your small medium large... Bwa bwa bwa bwaaaaaaaa!
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: Freehold DM wrote: No wait, she'd cut me open to get warm! I take it back! I take it back! I'm kinda lukewarm on tauntauns. Ba dum tish!
Mark Seifter wrote: After all, it's all Greek to me! Ba dum tish!!
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