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Anya eyes narrow and her jaw hardens

Anya glowers at Dicky

"I swear, until you spend time in the backwaters of this world you forget just how wonderful living in a city is. I do not understand how those people can live in such squalid hovels and think of themselves as 'having it pretty good'. What with their petty attempts at so called festivals and what not, I almost forgot they were human. Now I realize not everyone has the grace to be born Jadwiga, but they can at least try to recognize a superior person when they see one."

"Mister Dix, can you please pour me a glass of ice wine, very cold. Thank you."

Anya activates her wand o' Magic Missile, targeting the mail clad skeleton.

Magic Missile!: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Rolander, yes you may throw it this round. You may always take a 5' step in addition to a move action (retrieval of an item) and standard action (chucking sweet acidic doom)

Anya activates her wand o' Magic Missile, targeting the mail clad skeleton.

Magic Missile!: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Anya readies her wand o' magic missiles in one hand and a liquid ice in the other.

I have no thoughts either way. If we want to rest, groovy. If we want to press on, groovy.

Anya stares at the skeleton Slade attacked.

Evil Eye: DC 15 Will Save; -2 to attacks for 7 rounds if fail, one round if successful

"We may need to wade, Slade, through the water to that wheel. Remember that portcullis we could not open earlier? That wheel might raise it."

Anya will tell the group what she knows about Azure Fungus among us

Kn: Nature?

Anya casts Guidance on herself.

Kn: Nature take 10: DC20

Anya will cast Detect Magic unless Garth beats her to it.

Anya scoots into the corner of the room. She starts moving her hands together, alternating one over the other as if she were packing something. She whispers a few words and a snowball flies from her hand.

Snowball!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Damage!: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 5) = 9
DC 17 Fort save or staggered for one round

Anya Polina wrote:

"Garth! You invited dinner!"

Anya moves forward and blows snow at Garth's Uncle.

Daze DC 14 Will save

daze is target humanoid

Works on Garth, why not Garth's uncle? This is why I do not play spell casters...

Evil Eye DC 14 Will save

-2 AC for one round if save, seven if fail

"Garth! You invited dinner!"

Anya moves forward and blows snow at Garth's Uncle.

Daze DC 14 Will save

Dungeon boogie!

Does this pbp have socially redeeming values?

Let us boogie

"Give me that."

CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Anya moves and activates Garth's wand again.

Damage!: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Woo! Max damage! 6hp total.

Anya walks into the room, pointing Garth's wand at the mass of bats.

Burning Hands!: 1d4 ⇒ 3 4hp total

Let me know if you want me to make a UMD check.

Sigh

"Give me the wand, Dipped in Butter. Given your recent history of wand usage I might as well go ahead and try."

"My dear la rana, you have not been paying attention have you? I am a Winter Witch. I am unable to use such a spell as this burning hands."

True. Winter Witches are prohibited from learning any spell with the fire descriptor. If Kapperson allows me to use the wand I will, but I am not sure this is kosher.

After destroying the zombie, Anya blows air at the tip of her wand. You can see her breath.

"Maybe yours is just defective, Garth?"

"Scrumptious! Having trouble with your wand? Care to trade?"

Wand o' Magic Missile at Orange

I Attack the Darkness!: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Anya walks forward 10'

Evil Eye on Orange.

DC15 Will save, -2 to hit one round if save, seven if fail

Evil Eye on Red.

DC15 Will save, -2 to hit one round if save, seven if fail

Move 15' to back of the pack

"I agree with Dinner."

werks for this cat

Anya looks at a bunch of rattling bones. Mist swirls around the bones, seeming to get in the way.

Evil Eye: DC 15 Will, save one round, failure seven rounds, -2 to hit

Let's boogie.

Red 2 standing by

Anya readies to fling out an Evil Eye if something should make an appearance.

"You missed the trap. The arrow pillar thing is active. Maybe trying to disarm it now is in order?"

Anya walks over the the other stairs showing in the golem room.

She see anything?

No, it is a fire descriptor spell so I will not cast it. I could Aid you on yer UMD check when the time is right.

"Maybe I will have kinder words for the Mistress of Spells."

"Hush, Novina! While I agree the fire produced by the wood golem made a most excellent cooking blaze, we must not eat our companions."

Lot of good that does for the witch that can't even learn any spell with the fire descriptor...

Would my kn:Arcana check from before tell me what magic works on this thing?

Anya stares at the wood golem. Her gaze hardens as the room's temperature drops. Small ice crystals float in the air.

Evil Eye DC 15 Will save to negate, -2 to AC one round if it saves, 7 rounds if it fails

"Garth my dear appetizer, that statue is a wood golem. I think we should leave the shields alone for the time being. Why? Because I do not wish to activate that aggressive chunk of wood and then spend more time healing you. Novina will be most disappointed if I continue to keep you alive."

let's avoid the golem, please

this aught to be fun...

Anya looks at the statues. A long exhale and she starts to pick her way through the blades.

Take 10 Acrobatics: DC 12

Anya flicks her wrist and produces a wand. She begins chuckling to herself. Novina tries to escape her pouch but Anya catches her. "Now now, Novina, you can't eat him yet."

casts Infernal Healing on Garth

"Dinner, I could have cast that for you."

Roll to assist
Perception!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

So where exactly are we on the map? Is it safe to assume any stretch not covered by green tile was explored and cleaned out? Help me Obi-kapperson! You're my only hope!

"Anyway, let us proceed. Maybe we can extrapolate on whatever we find here in this crypt."

"Undead? Really?"

sigh

"Sorinya and I will have words when I return to Absalom. Who sends a Winter Witch to eliminate undead?" Anya shakes her head.

Um... good thing I picked up a wand of Magic Missile, eh? This aught to be fun. All of my spells are either cold or mind effecting.

Thanks everyone!

"Like I would lower myself to call you my familiar."

An ermine pokes its head out of a satchel to hiss at Garth. Anya reaches down to scratch her familiar behind its ears.

"There, there Novina. I'm sure he would be very tasty if we were to braise his legs in wine with shallot and leek."

Anya stares right back at the grippli, fighting off the urge to use Evil Eye.

A tall, pale skinned woman wearing blue robes walks up to the party. Her hair is platinum blonde with a slight silver sheen to it. Her eyes are ice blue and her lips a dark blue, almost purple. She does not carry a staff, but you see a slim dagger at her side.

"Greetings. I am Anya Polina, Jadwiga. I was sent here by the Master of Spells to assist you in your exploration of this so called Evercrypt. Tell me what you have learned so far."

a slight pause

"Please."

Winter witch 2

I gots loots to spend so my profile is not quite up to date. I might change my spells out as well.

Anya is beginning to think for the good of Brevoy this child just might "need" to die.

Also, Anya is having a hard time reconciling just why she is listening to the Shelynite paladin. Oh that's right; she is a Pathfinder and not in line to the White Throne.

Sigh. "Yes, it is important to understand that not all subjects believe as you and I do, in that sometimes it is better to allow the illusion of free will while we crush it with the heel of our boots. Come now, Leander! You have much to learn!"

Diplomacy assist!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2