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Where’s the “Gassy” Condition?

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

For some time now James has been warning the rest of the office of his general cheeriness or crabbiness with a printout of the goblins from the GameMastery Condition Cards and a Post-It arrow hanging on his door. Without the cards themselves, though, some of the meanings have been mysterious. Like the goblin below, for example: are his ears loose? Is he using mind powers? Could he be trying to keep the demons out? Yesterday it was hard to say, but not today, with the printer proofs of the Condition Cards that just drifted in.

Illustrations by Andrew Hou

Deafened, James? If only it was that easy to make the screaming stop.

F. Wesley Schneider
Managing Editor

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Dark Archive

After our beloved iconic sorceress and fighter I don't think there are a lot of contenders for the Paizo Goblin as the preeminent Paizo mascot (with all respect to The Golem).

These cards are bang up idea ladies and gents!

Nice work on these : )
Shadow Lodge
Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

These are so AWESOME!
Liberty's Edge

I love those cards!
Does anybody know if we get multiple cards for conditions with this pack. Because I will certainly have the case where more than one person in the group will be "conditioned" :) , where I have to hand out those cards multiple times.

EDIT: Never mind, its written in the product description. 4 cards of each condition! Awesome!
Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
Dark Archive

the one i like the most is the unconsious goblin....

what? its the ears, i swear! :P

no
Silver Crusade

I was gonna get these before I seen the pics, but now they are a must have item. Love when Andrew draws the Paizo goblin!!!

Awesome!

RM
Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

Oooh, an idea for a new mascot.. a Goblem! (golem made from goblin parts.
Dark Archive

Wow, those are so mind-bogglingly cute.

They are exactly the sort of thing I never buy, and now I must have them!

Can't wait for this to come out.

is the a WTF condition?

Is there a ROFL condition card?

"You're shaken."

"What does that mean?"

*tosses out the card*

"Oh."
Scarab Sages

The creative director is "NOT LISTENING!, DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!"
Paizo Employee Creative Director

What?
Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy
DragonBelow wrote:
The creative director is "NOT LISTENING!, DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!"

That tactic never works. It's amazing how effective a strategy standing silently in his doorway can be to get him to look up from whatever he's doing.

Dryder wrote:
EDIT: Never mind, its written in the product description. 4 cards of each condition! Awesome!

Enough to Bleed and Daze a full party of typical adventures. >;-3

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2009, RPG Superstar Judgernaut
Mark Moreland wrote:
DragonBelow wrote:
The creative director is "NOT LISTENING!, DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!"
That tactic never works. It's amazing how effective a strategy standing silently in his doorway can be to get him to look up from whatever he's doing.

So what I hear you saying is that there's an "Annoyed" condition, too? Or is it "Paranoid?" ;-)

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