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... ABSA-WOW! CELINE MACHINE! D-D-D-DOMAKAYO! an announcer speaks with an excited, deep voice, all facing off in Ruby Theatre's music show extravaganza...
STAR SUGAR SUPERSTAR (link)
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Zoey walks into the lounge wearing a black suit, sunglasses and a fedora that doesn't suit her style at all, with her right hand handcuffed to a Mysterious (tm) briefcase that has a large sticker STAR SUGAR SUPERSTAR on it. She takes her hand out of the cuffs (they weren't that tight), puts the suitcase on the table, and opens it up with a satisfying click from the lock.
Hello everybody, I am a mystery guest from AbadarCorp Entertainment Zoey says, not fooling anyone, guess what I have my suitcase...
Free* tickets for STAR SUGAR SUPERSTAR!! Get them here! How she pronounced that asterisk is anybody's guess, but that's a skill that comes with being in the same company as CAPTAIN*CARMINE.
This is DM Kludde recruiting for SFS Society 5-08 STAR SUGAR SUPERSTAR, the level 1-4 music extravaganza. Sign up here (link)
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* One ticket per person only, tickets may require participation in volunteer duties.
AbadarCorp Entertainment is not liable for any loss of property, credits, or brain function.
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