You can read all spoilers related to language (while spell is active). Just imagine Varnais growling voice describing all of this in a simplified form.
- Sheher! My "one-time-per-day" meditation is a pre-gap tradition!!! And traditions is everything! It's bigger than you and me! You don't have to think whether they're good or bad, and why it works that way! You just have to live with it. Arrrggghh!!!
As you all give the rooms a once over and feel confident that nothing will jump out and surprise you, the very floor underneath your feet coalesces into two piles of SLIME!
Brown Aphelion Artillery Laser vs ZOLVI Flat-Footed EAC:1d20 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 22 Fire Damage:3d8 + 9 ⇒ (6, 7, 6) + 9 = 28
A phrase comes to mind as these things assemble themselves: ”Entropy is the one constant in the universe. Time breaks all things down, as all creation marches inexorably toward chaos and oblivion.”
Life Science, DC 19:
These are Scavenger Slimes!
Mindless lumps of protoplasm, Scavenger Slimes have evolved an intuitive understanding of order and technological systems, allowing them to patch or repair nearly anything they encounter - including weapons. Through whatever mechanism, scavenger slimes long ago gained the ability to direct and trigger the weapons they rebuild, instinctively understanding what they’re for and how to use them in their own defense, treating them like specially adapted limbs.
These Slimes have several defenses, including a strong Fortitude save and a “scavenger shell”:
Scavenger Shell (Ex) Scavenger slimes build protective shells for themselves out of refuse and their own natural resin, incorporating bits of repaired technology as they go. A scavenger slime’s shell grants the scavenger slime 1) damage reduction that is surpassed by adamantine weapons and 2) a strong resistance to fire.
Life Science, DC 29:
While it may appear that a scavenger slime can only use ranged weapons upon first encountering them, many soldiers have been crushed to death by unassuming pseudopods that can quickly lash out from between the chinks in a slime's kitbashed armor.
John's first dart sails high overhead, but the second hits! It doesn't seem as effective as he would have liked, though. The ooze, in return, fires back at John!
Male CN Kasathas Engineer 7/Soldier 1 | EAC: 25, KAC: 27 | Fort: +8, Ref: +11, Will: +5 (+2 vs spells and spell-like abilities) | SP: 57, HP: 53, RP: 9 | Perc: +16 (Darkvision 60) | Init: +14 | Speed: 35 ft. | FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY
Sigmus surges forward past the others and pulls his accellerator rifle as he does. The whir of his exocortex is drowned out be the unleashing of a burst of bullets from it
swift action to pull the rifle, then shooting BROWN
N Sexless Android Biohacker | EAC 25, KAC 25 DR 6/- Cold & Fire Resist' 5 | Fort +7, Ref +7, Will +8 (+2 Disease, Mind-affecting, Poison, Sleep) | SP 64, HP 52, RP 10 | Perc +17 (Darkvision) | Init +9 | Speed 40 ft. | Trapfinder@10 ft. - Status: SP 64, HP 52, RP 9/10 -
Life Science:1d20 + 17 ⇒ (10) + 17 = 27
Pangea calls out: "These oozes are--check out the first two spoilers above (important)!"
Then Pangea moves forward, bringing its rifle up in hand.
And, using its spark of ingenuity--
1/day can combine two injections that last 6 rounds and act simultaneously
--Pangea fires at the brownish ooze,
Needler Rifle vs KAC:1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20 Piercing:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 if I hit: -5 DR & -5 to Fire resistance (6 rounds)
CN Kasatha Biohacker | EAC 23, KAC 24 |DR 6/-, Fire Res 5, Cold Res 5 | Fort +8, Ref +3, Will +7| SP 44/64, HP 52/52, RP 9 | Perc +7, Darkvision| Init +1 | Speed 30 ft.
Life Science:1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23
Startled by the sudden appearance of the oozes, Zolvi hears Pangea yell and immeadiately fiddles with her bio-link. Liquid fills the grooves of her spined blade as she darts around the corner to the closest blob.
Applying a counteragent to suppress DR to her weapon and moving. Likely provoking, but that'll mean Sheher won't.
Also, ranged attacks against Orange now get +1 to hit (Coordinated Shot feat)
CN Kasatha Biohacker | EAC 23, KAC 24 |DR 6/-, Fire Res 5, Cold Res 5 | Fort +8, Ref +3, Will +7| SP 44/64, HP 52/52, RP 9 | Perc +7, Darkvision| Init +1 | Speed 30 ft.
Zolvi strikes out at the ooze that is walloping Varnais, hoping to get its attention.
N Sexless Android Biohacker | EAC 25, KAC 25 DR 6/- Cold & Fire Resist' 5 | Fort +7, Ref +7, Will +8 (+2 Disease, Mind-affecting, Poison, Sleep) | SP 64, HP 52, RP 10 | Perc +17 (Darkvision) | Init +9 | Speed 40 ft. | Trapfinder@10 ft. - Status: SP 64, HP 52, RP 9/10 -
Pangea ejects the current charger in the needler rifle, and inserts a new one the android yanks from its belt.
Then it fires an adamantine dart at brown.
*Says formula on infernal, pointing at the slime with her heavy glove* orange
Hobble Creature (Su; DC20 W; 8 rounds; 100 ft.):
As a standard action, you can target a creature within 100 feet and impose the staggered condition on it. The target creature can attempt a Will saving throw to avoid this effect. Once a creature has been affected by this paradigm shift, it cannot be affected by it again for 24 hours.
N Sexless Android Biohacker | EAC 25, KAC 25 DR 6/- Cold & Fire Resist' 5 | Fort +7, Ref +7, Will +8 (+2 Disease, Mind-affecting, Poison, Sleep) | SP 64, HP 52, RP 10 | Perc +17 (Darkvision) | Init +9 | Speed 40 ft. | Trapfinder@10 ft. - Status: SP 64, HP 52, RP 9/10 -
Another adamantine dart inserted and another shot and --
Needler Rifle vs KAC:1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25 Piercing:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
CN Kasatha Biohacker | EAC 23, KAC 24 |DR 6/-, Fire Res 5, Cold Res 5 | Fort +8, Ref +3, Will +7| SP 44/64, HP 52/52, RP 9 | Perc +7, Darkvision| Init +1 | Speed 30 ft.
N Sexless Android Biohacker | EAC 25, KAC 25 DR 6/- Cold & Fire Resist' 5 | Fort +7, Ref +7, Will +8 (+2 Disease, Mind-affecting, Poison, Sleep) | SP 64, HP 52, RP 10 | Perc +17 (Darkvision) | Init +9 | Speed 40 ft. | Trapfinder@10 ft. - Status: SP 64, HP 52, RP 9/10 -
Pangea looks at its gun, and raises an eyebrow: "I must repeat this process..."
Eek! Sorry! You know what I think happened, I *meant* to include your bot during my last post and probably forgot.
EDIT: And you know what else? I've been missing that Varnais has the DR 5/- armor upgrade. Lol. But she's only been hit once by a pseudopod, so nothing major. I've updated her damage below.
N Sexless Android Biohacker | EAC 25, KAC 25 DR 6/- Cold & Fire Resist' 5 | Fort +7, Ref +7, Will +8 (+2 Disease, Mind-affecting, Poison, Sleep) | SP 64, HP 52, RP 10 | Perc +17 (Darkvision) | Init +9 | Speed 40 ft. | Trapfinder@10 ft. - Status: SP 64, HP 52, RP 9/10 -
Pangea loads another adamantine dart and fire at brown...
Needler Rifle vs KAC:1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18 Adamantine Piercing:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
"Iseph" | non-binary NG Android ace pilot operative 1 | SP 6/6 HP 10/10 | RP 5/5 | EAC 14; KAC 15 | Fort +2; Ref +6; Will +2 | Init: +5 | Perc: +5, SM: -1; darkvision, low-light vision | Speed 30 ft | Active conditions: None
John, clearly out of his depth against piles of animate protoplasm, nevertheless keeps shooting at Brown, this time injecting it with some armor-eating nanites.
CN Kasatha Biohacker | EAC 23, KAC 24 |DR 6/-, Fire Res 5, Cold Res 5 | Fort +8, Ref +3, Will +7| SP 44/64, HP 52/52, RP 9 | Perc +7, Darkvision| Init +1 | Speed 30 ft.
Zolvi carefully steps towards the door and turns to Varnais. Maybe we should head out. Wait til they finish off the other and then all focus fire on this one.
- This is a bad thing. I did my almost best blows.
She sighs, noisily draws air into her lungs, lets out a loud roar... and starts to sing!
Perform:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
The song does not sound very well, but each of you understands that cultures across the galaxy sing (in their own way) such songs when they go to meet their ancestors.
N Sexless Android Biohacker | EAC 25, KAC 25 DR 6/- Cold & Fire Resist' 5 | Fort +7, Ref +7, Will +8 (+2 Disease, Mind-affecting, Poison, Sleep) | SP 64, HP 52, RP 10 | Perc +17 (Darkvision) | Init +9 | Speed 40 ft. | Trapfinder@10 ft. - Status: SP 64, HP 52, RP 9/10 -
Pangea chambers an injection into the needler rifle and fires at orange--
Needler Rifle vs KAC:1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14 Piercing:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 -5 DR if hit
--and moves over to be close to Varnais.
"Field dressings coming..."
CN Kasatha Biohacker | EAC 23, KAC 24 |DR 6/-, Fire Res 5, Cold Res 5 | Fort +8, Ref +3, Will +7| SP 44/64, HP 52/52, RP 9 | Perc +7, Darkvision| Init +1 | Speed 30 ft.
I will give. Zolvi grunts as she slashes once more. ALL the gods a nice offering if these &*$&%ing oozes have eaten that $&%*ing hunstmaster already or anything else that's in here.
