
Bjorkus |

Bjorkus studies the vial alongside the other vial the doctor had given him.
"I'll take your word for it skinny", he rumbles.
What was the other extract you handed Bjorkus?

Sawbones Zirul |

Oh! Duh! Knew I forgot something. Kinetic Reverberation. ;) No one will really want to hit you, once someone fails a Fort save.

DM Amazing Red |

You look around the 2nd floor until you reach a door which is carved with lines of prayers to Norgorber. Beyond the door, a narrow walkway encircles a wide stone lined pit just deep enough to trap a human. Mounted to the pit walls hang half a dozen pairs of iron manacles, all spattered with dried blood. Around the ledge, metal racks hold a bizarre array of vicious-looking torture implements, including barbed whips, bone chisels, metal piercing spurs, flasks with strange colored liquids, and coal-filled braziers.
The cultists of Norgorber obviously use this room to practice their torture techniques—their current victim lies tightly bound in chains laced with hooks in a coffin-shaped cage in the pit below. As with the prisoners, you recognize the Wormwood’s former quartermaster, Cut-Throat Grok, even without her arms and legs or ears and nose (all of which seem to have been expertly and surgically removed over the past several months). Grok has long since fallen into insanity from the horror and pain of the torture, and the Norgorberites seem to have for the moment suspended their work. For now, Grok is lost in a permanent state of catatonia and must be cared for lest she die of thirst or starvation—a task the torturers are disturbingly diligent about.

Sawbones Zirul |

Yep. That'd be the other one. Mega-bull to the rescue!
Zirul shakes his head slowly. "I have talents that I don't much use, Bjorkus, but this is going to be one of those cases where I think it's appropriate. I can do a surgical form of what Kal made happen earlier. The lizard thing. The way I look at it is its time for surgery. And for the one down there...I will do what I can. Some of the damage is irreparable, but I will do the best my abilities allow...And do much worse to Harrigan."

Sawbones Zirul |

Kal is bat s&!# crazy. Talking to dinosaurs, swimming in cursed water...yeah, none of that screams sane to me.

Sawbones Zirul |

Study it! And then put it back together, good as new. It's what a good surgeon does ;)

Sawbones Zirul |

I'll be using Monstrous Physique I & the Shield extract. :) Just noticed, thanks to Kal, that I was only at 36/95 >.> Rolling for wand usage! Edit: 9 charges, curing that Con damage, and turning into a charda
Lesser Resto: 1d4 ⇒ 3
CLW wand: 9d8 + 9 ⇒ (5, 7, 2, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 2) + 9 = 55

DM Amazing Red |

You make your way up to the highest floor of Harrigan's fortress. As you reach the top of the final set of stairs, you enter what must be a guardroom. Occupying it currently is a tengu and two beautiful women with black feathered wings. "Looks like we have intruders sister. Well I never say no, to a few more souls that is." The tengu silently draws his weapons.
Bjorkus: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
E: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
J: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Kal: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Luthor: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Opal: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
Zirul: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
Opal will haste the party as per status quo.
Bjorkus up!

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus flies into a rage.
"This is for Grok you sodding bastards!"
The bull steps forward and lays into the tengu.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 23 + 1 = 41
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (6) + 27 = 33
Iterative: 1d20 + 18 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 18 + 1 = 37
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (5) + 27 = 32
Horns: 1d20 + 17 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 17 + 1 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Haste: 1d20 + 23 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 23 + 1 = 39
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (7) + 27 = 34

DM Amazing Red |

All but the horns hit their mark opening up great gashes on the bird-man's body. He looks like he wants to fight at the bull but instead he steps around Bjorkus and throws a flurry of blades at Luthor!
Mainhand: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (3) + 22 = 25
Mainhand: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18
Mainhand: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Offhand: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (13) + 22 = 35
1d4 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
Offhand: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18
Offhand: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23
Bite: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 38
1d3 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
One of the woman will try to cast a spell. Provoking from Bjorkus.
The other(E2) will arch at the bull-man hoping to take him down.
Rapid Shot!: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18
Rapid Shot!: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35
Rapid Shot! Confirm!: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17
1d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Rapid Shot!: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23
I need an AOO from Bjorkus, otherwise PCs are up.

Bjorkus |

Enraged but still ever the lady's bull, Bjorkus gives the spellcasting woman a fierce backhand.
Pimpin' AoO: 1d20 + 22 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 22 + 1 = 41
Damage: 1d3 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19

Sawbones Zirul |

5 foot step to D23
Zirul growls low. "Bad move, chicken man! Get the frying oil ready, Bjorkus!" The strange, highly muscled form of the charda allows him to move with unnatural grace, getting easily into position and striking hard at the bird man wailing on his allies.
Bite: 1d20 + 14 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 14 + 2 + 1 = 23
Dmg: 1d6 + 6 + 6d6 ⇒ (1) + 6 + (6, 4, 5, 4, 1, 1) = 28
Haste: 1d20 + 14 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 14 + 2 + 1 = 28
Dmg: 1d6 + 6 + 6d6 ⇒ (2) + 6 + (5, 2, 1, 1, 1, 4) = 22
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 14 + 2 + 1 = 29
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 + 6d6 ⇒ (4) + 6 + (1, 6, 6, 5, 1, 5) = 34
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 14 + 2 + 1 = 24
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 + 6d6 ⇒ (4) + 6 + (6, 6, 6, 3, 6, 6) = 43
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 14 + 2 + 1 = 20
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 + 6d6 ⇒ (1) + 6 + (1, 2, 5, 2, 6, 4) = 27
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 14 + 2 + 1 = 24
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 + 6d6 ⇒ (4) + 6 + (4, 6, 3, 4, 6, 4) = 37
This is assuming that gets in place for flanking and sneak attack. If so, then the tengu will also be experiencing 6 bleed damage at the beginning of his turn and till he gets magical healing or a proper Heal check

Sawbones Zirul |

Bjorkus, it's cause you're not Wayne Brady. If you're not Wayne Brady, they stay defiant.

Bjorkus |

Even shaken, Bjorkus continues to give the winged woman the tough lovin'.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 22 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 22 + 1 - 2 = 38
Damage: 1d3 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
Iterative: 1d20 + 17 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 17 + 1 - 2 = 20
Damage: 1d8 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
Horns: 1d20 + 17 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 17 + 1 - 2 = 17
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Raging Haste: 1d20 + 22 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 22 + 1 - 2 = 37
Damage: 1d3 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus continues to lay the smack down on the winged women.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 22 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 22 + 1 = 38
Damage: 1d3 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
Iterative: 1d20 + 17 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 17 + 1 = 25
Damage: 1d8 + 18 ⇒ (8) + 18 = 26
Horns: 1d20 + 17 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 17 + 1 = 38
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
Raging Haste: 1d20 + 22 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 22 + 1 = 28
Damage: 1d3 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul laughs loudly, swinging and biting out again, this time against E2. "Next order up! Chicken strips!"
Bite: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 14 + 1 = 34
Dmg: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Haste: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 14 + 1 = 28
Dmg: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 14 + 1 = 16
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 14 + 1 = 18
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 14 + 1 = 33
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 14 + 1 = 27
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

Kal Aldhemark |

Fire-Kal attempts to help with the "fried" part of the fried chicken order.
Attack (haste): 1d20 + 12 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 12 + 1 = 18
Attack (haste): 1d20 + 12 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 12 + 1 = 31
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 Reflex DC 17 or catch on fire for 1d4 ⇒ 1 rounds.
Attack (haste): 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 7 + 1 = 12

DM Amazing Red |

Kal hits with one of his strikes but even though she catches fire, it seems to do no harm.
The women continue to swing.
Bjorkus: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20
Bjorkus: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
Luthor: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23
Luthor: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20
But they miss again.

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus frowns, he shouldn't have to tell a woman this many times.
Backhand, backhand, backhand.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 22 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 22 + 1 = 26
Damage: 1d3 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21
Iterative: 1d20 + 17 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 17 + 1 = 31
Damage: 1d8 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22
Horns: 1d20 + 17 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 17 + 1 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Raging Haste: 1d20 + 22 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 22 + 1 = 43
Damage: 1d3 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21
Confirming: 1d20 + 22 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 22 + 1 = 24
Damage: 1d3 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul growls loudly, shaking his head as he attacks the evil beastie again. "You're in the way!"
Bite: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 14 + 1 = 27
Dmg: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Haste: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 14 + 1 = 33
Dmg: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 14 + 1 = 29
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 14 + 1 = 32
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 14 + 1 = 19
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Claw: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 14 + 1 = 34
Dmg: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

Kal Aldhemark |

Kal steps up to get a clear view and fires a volley at her. If she's still alive when Luthor's done with her, that is.
Attack (wildshape, PBS, haste): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 36
Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 1 = 9
Attack (wildshape, PBS, haste): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 33
Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 1 = 6
Attack (wildshape, PBS, haste): 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 11 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 25
Recover: 1d2 ⇒ 2