
Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul tries to give a short signed-languagy version of the information he's unearthed, and if he can get past Luthor, make his way into the room.

Sawbones Zirul |

Not actual sign language but more of a gesturing attempt to explain to people. Definitely going to attempt to get to one then and begin the attack. Good thing Zirul is CN and not CG. :)
After Zirul's attempt at explaining, he just heads on over to smack at one of the strange cultists, knowing that his jaws can do more than just speak, in this case.
Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21

Luthor Stone |

Luthor will step forward and flurry at N1.
1d20 + 21 ⇒ (5) + 21 = 26
1d3 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
1d20 + 16 ⇒ (19) + 16 = 35
1d3 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17
And two of his strikes hit, the last one is deflected by the priestess' armor.

Kal Aldhemark |

Kal steps forward and shoots one of them. Step to AD3, shoot N1. She shouldn't have cover.
Attack (PBS, wildshape, rapid shot): 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 19
Attack (PBS, wildshape, rapid shot): 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 20
Attack (PBS, wildshape, rapid shot): 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 11 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 1 = 8
Recover?: 2d2 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3

DM Amazing Red |

Kal's third shot hits.
N1 and N2 will bravely stand against the interlopers as they brandish their unholy symbols.
Channel DC18: 4d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 2, 2) = 14
Channel DC18: 4d6 ⇒ (6, 5, 5, 2) = 18
They each exclude each other.
N3 and N4 move to the back of the room. N3 casts a spell attempting to cast a spell clouding their minds.
N1: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
N2: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
N2 gets this crazed look in her eye.
Everyone needs to make a will save versus Confusion.
N4 pushes on a tile on the wall and you can hear the sound of stone grinding against itself.
PCs up!

Sawbones Zirul |

Will Save: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 7 - 1 = 10
Zirul tries to force his mind not to bend beneath the weight of the crazy cultist Ns.
He growls low and strikes out at N1 with claws and fangs.
Bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Claw: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Claw: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Oh balls...

Kal Aldhemark |

Will: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30
Will: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25
Will: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 27
HP: 71/87
Fire-Kal shoots some more arrows, this time at the caster trying to escape. Firing at N4. She's got soft cover.
Attack (wildshape, haste, rapid shot, cover): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 - 4 = 27
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Attack (wildshape, haste, rapid shot, cover): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 - 4 = 20
Attack (wildshape, haste, rapid shot, cover): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 - 4 = 18
Attack (wildshape, haste, rapid shot, cover): 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 11 + 2 + 1 - 2 - 4 = 17
Recover: 3d2 ⇒ (2, 2, 2) = 6
Why do the dice hate me? :(

Sawbones Zirul |

Will: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 7 - 1 = 9
Will: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 7 - 1 = 11
They can't hate you as much as Zirul.
HP 65/107

Luthor Stone |

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
1d100 ⇒ 16
Luthor shakes off the confusion for the moment and full attacks N1.
1d20 + 21 ⇒ (16) + 21 = 37
1d3 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36
Confirming: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33
2d3 + 36 ⇒ (2, 3) + 36 = 41
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
1d3 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
And his first strike drops N1 while his next two severely injure N2. He then steps in further.

Bjorkus |

Will: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Will: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Will: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
Bjorkus reels from the unholy energy but forces his way into the room.
Rushing past the wounded priestess, the bull lowers his horns and gores one of the pair hiding in the rear.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (5) + 23 = 28
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (4) + 27 = 31

DM Amazing Red |

AOO: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Opal will haste the party except for Bjorkus.
1d100 ⇒ 14
N2 will try to cast a spell defensively.
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27
She reaches out to touch Zirul.
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
Make me a will save.
N4 will attempt the same against Bjorkus.
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
But her spell fizzles so N3 will try the same.
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20
And history repeats itself. The grinding of stone comes to a halt as you see the alcove floor open up and a giant scorpion crawls out. It has a nametage that reads Mr. Clack.
PCs up!

Sawbones Zirul |

Does that mean I'm free from the nastiness? :)
Zirul shakes his head free from all the nastiness that the cultists threw in there. He takes his revenge, though, in the form of claws and jaws attempting to clamp down on the fools who tried to wriggle in his head.
Bite: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 15 + 1 = 19
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Haste Bite: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 15 + 1 = 25
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Claw: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 15 + 1 = 27
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Claw: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 15 + 1 = 32
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus whips his trident about and slams it into the offending cultists.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 27
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (4) + 27 = 31
Iterative: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (2) + 27 = 29
Horns: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (2) + 17 = 19
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

Kal Aldhemark |

Kal steps into the room and levels his bow at the priestess Bjorkus is engaged with.
Attack (wildshape, haste, rapid shot): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 = 18
Attack (wildshape, haste, rapid shot): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Attack (wildshape, haste, rapid shot): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 2 + 1 - 2 = 20
Attack (wildshape, haste, rapid shot): 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 11 + 2 + 1 - 2 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Recover: 2d2 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3

DM Amazing Red |

Two of Kal's arrows find their mark. Opal steps forward and sends a lightning ball at the giant scorpion.
10d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 1, 2, 4, 5, 3) + 10 = 44
Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
It hisses as it burns. N3 tries to cast another spell.
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
She reaches out to touch Bjorkus, her hand radiating dark energy.
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
4d8 + 7 ⇒ (3, 1, 2, 6) + 7 = 19
Will save for half. DC is 18
1d2 ⇒ 1
Mr Clack steps forward and starts clacking Luthor!
Claw: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (14) + 22 = 36
2d6 + 12 ⇒ (1, 1) + 12 = 14
Claw: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (3) + 22 = 25
Sting: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (3) + 22 = 25
PCs up!

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul steps up and takes some nasty swings. "Let's see how thick this hide is!"
Bite: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 15 + 1 = 34
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Haste Bite: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 15 + 1 = 33
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Claw: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 15 + 1 = 33
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Claw: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 15 + 1 = 21
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
50/95

Bjorkus |

Will: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Bjorkus roars in pain as more negative energy wracks his form. The bull glares at the priestess with bloodshot eyes before attacking with a vengeance.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (6) + 23 = 29
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (3) + 27 = 30
Iterative: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (11) + 18 = 29
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (3) + 27 = 30
Horns: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (14) + 17 = 31
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

Luthor Stone |

Luthor will unleash his own set of attacks!
1d20 + 22 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 22 - 4 = 21
1d20 + 22 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 22 - 4 = 38
Confirming: 1d20 + 22 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 22 - 4 = 27
2d3 + 36 ⇒ (2, 1) + 36 = 39
1d20 + 17 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 17 - 4 = 18
1d20 + 12 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 12 - 4 = 28
1d3 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20
Spikes: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 5) = 8
Luthor also impales his hand on the spiky hide.

Kal Aldhemark |

Fiery Kal steps forward and slams the thing with a flaming appendage.
Attack (wildshape, PBS, haste, rapid shot, cover): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 - 4 = 29
Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 1 = 7
Attack (wildshape, PBS, haste, rapid shot, cover): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 - 4 = 15
Attack (wildshape, PBS, haste, rapid shot, cover): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 16 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 - 4 = 18
Attack (wildshape, PBS, haste, rapid shot, cover): 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 11 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 - 4 = 13
Recover: 3d2 ⇒ (1, 1, 1) = 3
WHY YOU DICE HATE ME??!

Sawbones Zirul |

You've been neglecting your prayers to the dice gods. And Besmara says you've been getting too freaky with the water critters :P

DM Amazing Red |

Kal's first shot hits.
Opal will launch another Lightningball
10d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 2, 6, 6, 3, 5, 2, 3) + 10 = 48
Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
Retcon Confirming: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
1d3 ⇒ 2
Claw: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (12) + 22 = 34
2d6 + 12 ⇒ (2, 3) + 12 = 17
Claw: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (20) + 22 = 42
Confirming: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (17) + 22 = 39
4d6 + 24 ⇒ (1, 4, 1, 1) + 24 = 31
Both claws hit and with it's claws rips Luthor open!
Rend: 2d6 + 18 ⇒ (2, 5) + 18 = 25
And Luthor drops from the pain, blood rushing out of his wounds. Hiss last thoughts wondering why everything attacks him..
1d2 ⇒ 2
Sting versus Zirul: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (12) + 22 = 34
1d6 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
PCs up!

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus, silently, steps closer and lashes out at the beast.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 23 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 23 + 2 = 43
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (5) + 27 = 32
Iterative: 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 18 + 2 = 24
Damage: 1d8 + 27 ⇒ (6) + 27 = 33
Horns: 1d20 + 17 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 17 + 2 = 37
Damage: 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul closes part of the wound, as he strikes out fiercely in response to his friend falling in battle.
1 use of Spontaneous Healing
Bite: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 15 + 1 = 22
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Haste Bite: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 1 = 31
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Claw: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 15 + 1 = 27
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Claw: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 15 + 1 = 22
dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
42/95 . Ouchies!

Kal Aldhemark |

Fiery Kal retrieves a scroll and drags Luthor out of the room so it can be used on the unconscious half-ulfen.
CMW for Luthor: 2d8 + 5 ⇒ (5, 7) + 5 = 17
CLW for Luthor: 17d8 + 17 ⇒ (7, 2, 6, 1, 7, 3, 1, 3, 2, 7, 6, 8, 5, 6, 1, 2, 5) + 17 = 89
106hp for Luthor.
CLW for Kal: 2d8 + 2 ⇒ (5, 4) + 2 = 11
CLW for Bjorkus: 9d8 + 9 ⇒ (2, 3, 6, 3, 8, 7, 2, 8, 5) + 9 = 53
28 charges and one scroll used.
Who else needed healing?

Bjorkus |

"Where the hell does Harrigan find these things", the bull says as he prods the giant scorpion with a hoof.
"Let's keep moving. You alright Luthor? How about you Skinny?"

DM Amazing Red |

Luthor gets up and opens the next door. Along one wall of this elegantly appointed room, shelves hold a collection of ominous looking tomes. Near the shelf rests a bed with black silk sheets. A huge red-and-black banner depicting a spiked cross in a circle hangs above the bed. Along the far wall stands a stone masked-shaped font, filled with a dark liquid. Occupying this room is a dark-haired woman wearing little but a low-cut black dress and a mask. "Good day to you, crew of the Raging Storm. Yes, I know who you are and why you're here. Unfortunately, Harrigan is part of House Thrune's plan so we can't have him dying yet. I do urge you to reconsider but I know you won't. You are after all, Bjorkus, the ladies' morale officer with a legendary harem. Opal, the exotic chefess, Sawbones Zirul, the doctor, Kal the man who has survived more water-based curses than is realistically possible, and Luthor, I actually do feel a little bad for you. First the eel, then a sea serpent, and of course just recently Mr. Clack. You should pray to whatever god you have and ask why your luck is so bad." In front of the door are two other female acolytes.

Bjorkus |

"If you've been usin' magic to spy on us, you know tangling with us will only end in your death. Stand aside and let us settle our business with Harrigan. Even better - join us. You know there's a reason women join the harem."
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 31 ⇒ (11) + 31 = 42

DM Amazing Red |

"Oh you never stop, do you? Even when you're about to die, you think with your libido. Yes I know the reason and frankly it's impressive, but I have a job to do." Out of the sleeves of her dress slip out two short swords. "Maybe I'll keep you alive, maybe not."
Bjorkus: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Opal: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
Kal: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Luthor: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
Luccaria: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
N: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
Zirul: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
Opal will roll her eyes and throw a lightning ball into the room.
10d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 3, 6, 2, 6, 3, 2, 5, 5, 3) + 10 = 47
N1: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
N2: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Luccaria: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
"Cute, now that you've shown me yours, I'll show you mine."
And a pillar of unholy fire drops down on the party!
Flame Strike: 13d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 4, 2, 5, 3, 4, 1, 1, 6, 1, 4, 1) = 37
Give me Reflex saves. Zirul and Luthor are up.

Sawbones Zirul |

What's my name? I'm the Doctor.
Reflex: 1d20 + 17 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 17 + 2 = 37
Zirul is gonna chuckle. "Well, your condition is terminal, I'm afraid. Doctor's orders: euthanasia!" He makes his way forward, chomping out at the woman, sinking his teeth in for a nice chunk of witch.
bite: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
confirm: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23
dmg: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13