
Sawbones Zirul |

My mutagen gives me a bite and 2 claw attacks. It stacks with MP I as long as MP I is consumed first, which it was. And then the haste gives one additional attack. Yeah...good thing I'm not full BAB. :)

Bjorkus |

The mutagen extra attacks definitely don't stack with the attacks you get from MP. They're both polymorph effects. And even if they did, they wouldn't because you need more heads and more arms.

Sawbones Zirul |

Ok, ok. :p I'll disregard this thread on the subject. Back to correcting I go...

DM Amazing Red |

Well, it doesn't matter that much since he missed with everything, but they're right.
The armored bear roars in frustration as he is ignored.
Intimidating Glare-roar!: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (13) + 17 = 30
1d4 ⇒ 3 So 5 turns of shaken for Zirul.
Followed by a bite.
1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 33
1d6 + 14 ⇒ (5) + 14 = 19
LK up!

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus meets Aliece's graceful technique with more brute force.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 21 + 1 + 2 = 34
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22
Iterative: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 + 2 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
Horns: 1d20 + 15 + 1 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 15 + 1 - 4 + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
Haste: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 21 + 1 + 2 = 28
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20
Fixed!

Sawbones Zirul |

Yay for agile amulet! and I'm fixing the bonuses on the wings attacks. First character with natural attacks, so this is a vast learning curve. And don't forget your flanking bonus, Bjorkus.

DM Amazing Red |

"That's more like it." She responds as one of the punches connects.
She then tries a more focused routine.
Using Meditative Maneuver as a swift
Trip: 1d20 + 16 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 16 + 3 = 34
She then follows it up with the Fem elbow.
Vicious Stomp: 1d20 + 12 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 12 + 4 = 18
And then another one.
Punch: 1d20 + 12 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 12 + 4 = 34
1d10 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Zirul up.

Sawbones Zirul |

Even though fear courses through him, he leaves the mighty Trauma Bull to his female friend, knowing that the sooner he and the Legend-Killer take out the nasty Thunder, the sooner they can all dogpile the Femmataur. His wounds knit shut just slightly.
Spontaneous Healing for 5 points
Bite 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 = 11
Bite 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 = 25
Claw 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 = 27
Claw 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 = 21
Wing 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 - 5 ⇒ (7) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 - 5 = 11
Wing 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 - 5 ⇒ (13) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 - 5 = 17
Bite 1: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 6) + 6 = 15
Bite 2: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 2) + 6 = 14
Claw 1: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Claw 2: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Wing 1: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Wing 2: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

DM Amazing Red |

The bear roars in pain as three attacks hit.
Electricity pulses around his form. "Unleash the storm!" He roars as he lays into Zirul.
Bite: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27
1d6 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Lightning: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Claw: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17
Claw: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 33
1d6 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18
Lightning: 1d6 ⇒ 4
LK up.

Luthor Stone |

Luthor fires off a rapid series of punches on the armored bear.
1d20 + 20 - 7 ⇒ (6) + 20 - 7 = 19
1d3 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17
1d20 + 20 - 7 ⇒ (8) + 20 - 7 = 21
1d3 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15
1d20 + 15 - 7 ⇒ (2) + 15 - 7 = 10
1d20 + 10 - 7 ⇒ (17) + 10 - 7 = 20
1d3 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15
And LK downs the mighty armored bear. He stretches his arms out for a pose to the crowd.
Masked Rider up.

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus scrambles to attack from his toppled position.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 21 + 1 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 21 + 1 - 4 + 2 = 24
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21
Iterative: 1d20 + 16 + 1 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 16 + 1 - 4 + 2 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21
Horns: 1d20 + 15 + 1 - 4 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 15 + 1 - 4 - 4 + 2 = 28
Damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Haste: 1d20 + 21 + 1 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 21 + 1 - 4 + 2 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul takes a slightly step away from the Masked Rider 5 foot step and slips an extract between his lips, feeling his wounds close from the magic inside and the strangeness of his own body.
I think the 5 foot step should let me safely use the Cure Moderate Wounds extract. Also using Spontaneous Healing.
CMW: 2d8 + 9 ⇒ (1, 7) + 9 = 17

Bjorkus |

The Trauma Bull climbs to his feet and lashes out with his horns at the mounted figure.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 21 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 21 + 1 - 4 = 31
Damage: 1d8 + 24 ⇒ (4) + 24 = 28

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul grins, showing the dagger-like teeth as he downs another vial, this one leaving a zephyr-like wind surrounding him as he runs directly towards the rider. Somehow his moves stay just out of reach of the enemy, knitting wounds together more, as he takes one snap at the riding crazy-man.
Burst of Speed extract, so no AoO for movement, so I can get into flanking at AA14. Spontaneous Healing. Totally had forgotten the attack bonus from haste. *facepalm* I REALLY need to read the whole text of these spells.
He still feels the shake of fear, but hopes the advantages of magic and positioning help.
Bite: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 17
Bite Damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 5) + 6 = 16
Edit:Fail.... :(

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus smashes the mounted warrior again.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 21 + 1 + 2 = 32
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
Iterative: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 1 + 2 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22
Horns: 1d20 + 15 + 1 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 1 - 4 + 2 = 29
Damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
Haste: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 21 + 1 + 2 = 35
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21
"Yield!"

DM Amazing Red |

Unfortunately for the Masked Rider, he is felled before he can comply.
"And we're down to the final three! What do you say? You think they're ready for the BEAST!!??" The crowd cheers at the remaining competitors. "Alright then! After a quick break and a word from our sponsors, these three will take on the real challenge. See ya in five folks!" The unconscious bodies are hauled off the field and you have a brief intermission.

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul shivers and gasps slightly, bleeding a fair deal. "That uncle of yours would be correct. I'm bleeding in many, many places. Not dead, by a good deal, but I'm about halfway to unconscious, if my predictions are right. Anyone got some healin' for a poor.."
He pauses and looks at himself. "Beastly thing, in need?"

Bjorkus |

Mega-Bjorkus flexes and poses for the crowd. He points towards the arena entrance and roars a challenge.
"I hope you saw that Beast because the Trauma Bull is coming for you next!"
The minotaur flexes again to work the crowd.
Perform: Promo: 10 + 23 = 33
Bjorkus makes his way to his companions and their manager.
"Thanks for the spells Opal. Being quicker helps a lot. Skinny, your science ain't bad either."

Sawbones Zirul |

He grins, holding his side. "I studied monsters and through my intelligence, I figured out what chemicals let them do what they do. So instead of a simple poison or a bit of alchemist fire...I can do all this."
The augmented half elf-half monster motions to his body with the other hand. "Think of it as chemical magic. Learned it from an old street surgeon back in my gang days. He saved me."
He coughs out a bit of blood, wiping his mouth. "Of course, that was halfway through him using me as a corpse sample."
Smirking, a shaky hand draws out his last curative potion. "To our continued success!" As the liquid is swallowed, his skin glows slightly and the wounds sizzle shut even further.
Using another use of Spontaneous Healing
"Anyone else need a bit of healing?
CMW: 2d8 + 4 ⇒ (1, 5) + 4 = 10

Sawbones Zirul |

He laughs, feeling much more chipper. "This is a popobala." He flexes his wings, fluttering them and lifting himself into the air before lowering back down to earth.
"A monster that's focused on sowing as much chaos and fear as possible. It actually hangs around coastal regions a good deal. Everything I've turned into, I've fought or bought a piece of. The popobala is one I had the misfortune of dealing with, before I made it to my previous ship. It was a dark night on the docks, and thankfully, I shut the window on its fingers before it could get through. Gave my fellow sailors a chance to fill it full of lead, arrows, bolts, and all manner of steel."
Leaning close, he grins. "Sometime, I'll find a form in one of my anatomy tomes that'll fit your needs. Just about everything I can do, I can make for any of us."

Bjorkus |

Mega-Bjorkus retrieves his wand and begins mending Zirul and himself.
CLW for Zirul: 9d8 + 9 ⇒ (1, 5, 6, 8, 1, 2, 3, 3, 8) + 9 = 46
CLW for Bjorkus: 7d8 + 7 ⇒ (4, 1, 2, 5, 3, 2, 7) + 7 = 31
"That better."

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul laughs, a deep, bone-chilling sound, snapping his jaws, swinging his arms, and flapping bat-like wings gleefully. "That, my dear friends, is amazing. Now I'm all ready for combat. It's called a pop-a-bala"He speaks it phonetically to Luthor.
He shakes his head and chuckles, putting a hand on Luthor. "It's gonna be awhile before I can get to a dragon level, but I'll keep you in mind, for a dragon."