We Be Pirates, You Be Booty! (Inactive)

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Male Human Hurricane King

Oh noez! Not the Alot of Help!


Male Human Hurricane King

DM:
Knowledge (Nature): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Knowledge (Nature): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16


Male Human(Amazing)

Kal:

You see an enormous, finned reptile with a long mouth full of sharp teeth and moving through the water. You identify it as a Kronosaurus. The other creature seems similar to the Elasmosaurus, but is a lot smaller you cannot identify


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

Yep. It's the dreaded Alot. And it is our mascot, who will take cannon fire and nasty fists, in place of us.


Male Human Hurricane King

DM:
Kal continues riding around on his new friend, wondering why anyone would fight such magnificent creatures. Examining the animals for injuries, he asks, "Is this your home? Do you want to leave? Did they bring you here against your will?"

He also wants to explore the entire bay.


Male Human(Amazing)

Kal:

You see a few minor injuries, but the creatures seem to be content as Kronosaurus devours a school of fish. There seems to be a whole ecosystem here.


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Female Human

Just call me Miss Elizabeth. Or would Woman be more appropriate?


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

Better to be called Woman than Man.

All extracts and mutagens prepared, that are gonna be for now. It's all in the profile. Btw, DM, his Preserve Organs is at 50%, up from 25%.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

How much is Luthor's barkskin? Are we waiting on someone?


Male Human(Amazing)

+3 and I'm still working on the statblocks and the map.


Female Human

Oooohhh wait. Looking through everything Opal has and remembered her wand of Mirror Image. Can I tap each of the guys with it too?


Male Human Hurricane King

DM:
Kal attempts to treat any injuries that don't seem like they'll heal on their own. Other than that, he just enjoys the natural tranquility of the bay and its denizens. After a few hours, he swims a few feet away from his new friend and attempts to replicate the other's form. "Did that work?" he asks, his speech feeling strange as it travels all the way up the long neck.


Male Human(Amazing)

No, because it's a personal spell.


Female Human

Oooohhh yet again for another reason. Just realized that at this level, thanks to the arcane skirt I'm wearing, Opal gets her elemental movement bloodline ability now. :)


Female Human

As for the wand, I could let Bjorkus at least use the wand on himself if he wants. Mirror image is also a Bard Spell so he should ba able to use the wand on himself, right?


Male Human(Amazing)

That you can do.

Kal:

At first the creature is confused as to what you just did, walnut sized brain and all. But then it realizes you're still a friend and does whatever dinosaurs do when they're happy.


Male Human(Amazing)

Init:

Trauma Bull: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Femmataur: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Legend Killer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Masked Rider: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Bonesaw: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Shadow: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
Thunder: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

Init Order
Masked Rider
Trauma Bull
Femmataur
Bonesaw
Shadow
Thunder
Legend Killer

From now on I will only refer to you by your stage name.

The field of battle is a large one, mostly resembling a rock quarry, though there are four large patches of forest(concealment + difficult terrain). The stands are full tonight and cheering loudly and the arena is lit up by continual flames.

In addition to the ones you met before, the two others in this bout are a very quick looking but spindly elf with a rapier dressed in a dark forest green tunic and a fully armored man on a warhorse with an odd looking sword. The man wears a full mask so you cannot see his features, and his horse rears up for the crowd as he raises his weapon in the air.
Everyone nods to each other as the battle starts!

Perception check

The masked rider starts things off!

1d5 ⇒ 3

He points his weapon at Luthor and charges!

1d20 + 14 ⇒ (15) + 14 = 29

And he just barely misses as Legend Killer dodges at the very last second, the mounted continuing to move past.

Trauma Bull is up!


Male Human Hurricane King

DM:
Kal warks happily at the other, then swims toward the guard-infested shore, trying to spot one of the sets of guards that turned him away before. How far are they from the waterline?


Male Human(Amazing)

Kal:

Not that far, maybe 30 feet or so.


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

Good time to come back from lunch. Zirul would have consumed his Dex mutagen & his Monstrous Physique I at the beginning of the battle. Didn't realize MP I was minutes. I'm on cell phone so I'll have to post fully in a few.


Male Human Hurricane King

DM:
Excellent.

Kal sticks his big head up out of the water a few dozen feet from one of the sets of guards, and roars.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 + 4 = 28


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Before the announcer finishes, Bjorkus brandishes the wand Opal handed him.

”How hard could this be?”

Images: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

***

The cadre of Bjorki surveys the battlefield. On his left, the beautiful she-taur, the fearsome manbear, and the unknown shadow. On his right, his companions and some fool on a horse.

Eager to put on a good show for the crowd and the lady-taur, Bjorkus looses a bellowing roar, lowers his horns, and charges across the battlefield.

Charging Shadow

Charging Gore (nonlethal): 1d20 + 20 - 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 20 - 4 + 2 + 1 = 24
Damage: 1d8 + 26 ⇒ (3) + 26 = 29


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

Definitely don't wanna forget about that dual purpose extract :p cause nothing says scary like a giant shielded 'taur.


Male Human(Amazing)

Spoiler:

Well you're huge now so that bonus is +8 from size not +4. But in any case your roar causes all the guards to run away in terror. Your new companion looks pleased.

The Trauma Bulls charge across the battlefield, his horns almost knocking the Shadow silly. The Femmataur looks suitable impressed as she follows suit, except she charges the Trauma Bulls!

PA, Flank, Charge: 1d20 + 12 - 2 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 12 - 2 + 4 = 19

She delivers a hard forearm to an image!

Bonesaw is up.


Female Human

No Zirul, nothing says scary like a giant naked 'taur.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40
Opal Windsong wrote:
No Zirul, nothing says scary like a giant naked raging 'taur.

Bjorkus is wearing a tastefully arranged loincloth!


Male Human(Amazing)

Not from where the shadow is standing.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Who/what is the Shadow? Did we not meet him/her during signups?


Female Human

Opal casts Seducer's Eyes upon herself as her fellows enter the ring.

From her manager's position ringside, Opal attempt to be as distracting as possible to her crew's male opponents.

Diplomacy/Flirting/Seduction/Whatever....1d20 + 22 ⇒ (8) + 22 = 30


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

Bonesaw takes the form of a nasty one-eyed beasty a popobala right at the beginning of the combat, growing an extra set of claws on top of the nastiness already imbued by the form. The leathery wings on his back unfurl as he flies towards the minotauress, doing his best to attack and still follow the ding-dang rules. He heads for her back to flank with Trauma Bull. He strikes out with teeth, claws, and the large wings that brough him to her

bite: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 16

bite 1: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 1) + 6 = 12


Male Human(Amazing)

You didn't, but he's the elf you just gored for half his hp.

Opal starts showing the goods and all the contestants seem a little distracted. -1 to all attacks for 1 round.


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

That's a good thing for us! Here's hoping we put a hurtin on Bjorkus's lady friend. Sorry, Bjorkus.


Male Human(Amazing)

Well unless you explain how you're getting pounce, I see one attack this round.


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

That's a good question. I blame craziness of sick animals. Just disregard all but the bite. It was more of just a move closer to try and flank. But yeah, sorry bout that. One attack then. I'll edit.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Bjorkus is okay with sharing as long as he’s the one that finishes her off…

And I’m not talking about HP… hehe


Male Human(Amazing)

No worries, just wondering because the Popobala I'm looking at doesn't have pounce. Har har Bjorkus.

The man-bear going by the name Thunder rushes with incredible speed and reckless abandon on all fours into the flank and PopoSaw.

He delivers a thunderous bite.
Non-lethal: 1d20 + 16 - 3 + 2 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 16 - 3 + 2 + 3 - 4 = 24

The distracted/scared elf swallows his fear as he clicks his boots together, his reflexes quickening even further.

His rapier darts out twice against the Trauma Bull.

1d20 + 15 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 2 - 4 = 28

Confirming Threat: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 15 + 2 - 4 = 27

2d6 + 4 + 4d6 ⇒ (3, 6) + 4 + (5, 1, 1, 5) = 25

Image Check: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Haste: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 2 - 4 = 28

Confirming: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 15 + 2 - 4 = 29

Image Check: 1d3 ⇒ 3

2d6 + 4 + 4d6 ⇒ (4, 3) + 4 + (1, 6, 4, 5) = 27

His first strike drives itself deep into the Bull's hide while the second critically disperses an image.

Luthor up


HP: 19/19 | Condition: | Status Effects: | Fumble Points:

The Legend Killer, hoping to avoid getting charged again, moves up to engage the Masked Rider.

1d20 + 19 - 3 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 19 - 3 - 4 = 13

And misses.

Masked Rider up.


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

Hallelujah for finally being home and able to access maps and the full screen. I'll update the spoiler, but right now Poposaw is AC 26, so yay for no getting hit by Thunder!


Male Human(Amazing)

The Masked Rider, not wanting to miss out on the charging goodness, disengages Luthor.

AOO on Mount: 1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 16 - 4 = 30

Mounted Combat!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25

1d3 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

AOO on Rider: 1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 16 - 4 = 27

1d3 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15

The Masked Rider Ride-By Attacks Thunder
Charge,Flank: 1d20 + 15 - 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 15 - 4 + 2 + 2 = 18

2d8 + 42 ⇒ (8, 2) + 42 = 52

Bjorkus up!


Male Human Hurricane King

DM:
Kal looks around for other fun things to do in this bay with his new friends. "What's your favorite thing to do?" he asks his companion, knowing the words won't be understood but hoping the idea will be.


Male Human(Amazing)

Kal:

From observing them, you can tell they like swimming around and eating fish.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Mega-Bjorkus laughs at his tiny opponent’s little blade and laughs again when it knicks his hide.

With another roar he rears back to flatten him.

Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 21 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 21 + 1 = 28
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22
Iterative: 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 16 + 1 = 37
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20

Turning to face the she-taur on his rear, Bjorkus paws the earth with his hooves before giving her a little minotaur foreplay.

Horns: 1d20 + 15 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 15 + 1 - 4 = 13
Damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
Haste: 1d20 + 21 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 21 + 1 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

Don't forget the flanking of the she-taur. I knew Zirul could be useful!


Male Human Hurricane King

Don't forget the penalty for nonlethal, too. And confirm your crit.


Male Human Hurricane King

DM:
"You know," Kal tells his dino-friend after a few more hours of swimming lazily about and eating tasty trout (some of which are quite elusive, but still manage to be caught by the skilled/hungry DinoKal), "they told me this place was dangerous. It's quite silly the way some people see nature, isn't it? Unenlightened."

He frolics with his new friends for another few hours before finally heading back to the ship, giving DinoFriend a pat on the nose before he leaves.

I expect this would be rather late, long after the others are done with their fight.


Male Human(Amazing)

Mega-Bjorkus drops the elf like a sack of bricks and misses with his horns versus the Femmataur though his punch does find purchase on her jaw.

She smiles as she goes into a stance. She first goes for the take-down.

Spending Ki point for AC

Trip: 1d20 + 18 - 5 ⇒ (11) + 18 - 5 = 24

Grapple: 1d20 + 18 - 5 ⇒ (2) + 18 - 5 = 15

She then launches a hard right hand.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15

Followed by the horns.

1d20 + 12 - 5 ⇒ (11) + 12 - 5 = 18

Zirul up.


Male Grizzly Bear 3 | HP: 30/30 l AC: 19 /T: 12/FF: 17 l Fort: +4, Ref: +5, W: +4 l Init: +2 l Per: +5; Low-light vision; Scent l Movement: 40

Bjorkus doesn't need to take the -4 for his fists and he already did take it for his horns. I didn't bother confirming because he was already down but I guess I should because it causes real damage.

Confirming: 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 = 18
Extra Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21


Male Human Hurricane King

Good time to roll a 1!


Male Half-Elf Alchemist (Internal Alchemist/Vivisectionist) 12 / Rogue 2
Spoiler:
77/141 hp/ 64 Non-lethal Init +9, AC 34[touch 19, FF 29], Fort +14, Ref +23, Will +7; Perception +18 Effects: Barkskin, Bullet Shield, Fly

Zirul growls and now that he's right behind the minotauress, he unleashes a series of bites, claws, and two swipes of his heavily boned wings against the horned lady

I had forgotten the attack of hastiness from Opal!

Bite 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 23
Bite 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 15
Claw 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 25
Claw 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 17
Wing 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 5 ⇒ (13) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 5 = 19
Wing 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 5 ⇒ (13) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 5 = 19

Bite 1: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 6) + 6 = 15
Bite 2: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (1, 4) + 6 = 11
Claw 1: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Claw 2: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Wing 1: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Wing 2: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Now it's fixed. Finally!


Male Human Hurricane King

Err... are you sure you're looking at the right popobala?

Your damage for all the attacks is based on your strength, not the popobala's base strength... your wing attacks are secondary, and you can't grow another set of claws unless you have another set of arms for them to grow on. You also don't get three bites...

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