
Sawbones Zirul |

Yep. It's the dreaded Alot. And it is our mascot, who will take cannon fire and nasty fists, in place of us.

Kal Aldhemark |

He also wants to explore the entire bay.

Sawbones Zirul |

Better to be called Woman than Man.
All extracts and mutagens prepared, that are gonna be for now. It's all in the profile. Btw, DM, his Preserve Organs is at 50%, up from 25%.

Kal Aldhemark |


DM Amazing Red |

Trauma Bull: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Femmataur: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Legend Killer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Masked Rider: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Bonesaw: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Shadow: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
Thunder: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
Init Order
Masked Rider
Trauma Bull
Femmataur
Bonesaw
Shadow
Thunder
Legend Killer
From now on I will only refer to you by your stage name.
The field of battle is a large one, mostly resembling a rock quarry, though there are four large patches of forest(concealment + difficult terrain). The stands are full tonight and cheering loudly and the arena is lit up by continual flames.
In addition to the ones you met before, the two others in this bout are a very quick looking but spindly elf with a rapier dressed in a dark forest green tunic and a fully armored man on a warhorse with an odd looking sword. The man wears a full mask so you cannot see his features, and his horse rears up for the crowd as he raises his weapon in the air.
Everyone nods to each other as the battle starts!
Perception check
The masked rider starts things off!
1d5 ⇒ 3
He points his weapon at Luthor and charges!
1d20 + 14 ⇒ (15) + 14 = 29
And he just barely misses as Legend Killer dodges at the very last second, the mounted continuing to move past.
Trauma Bull is up!

Sawbones Zirul |

Good time to come back from lunch. Zirul would have consumed his Dex mutagen & his Monstrous Physique I at the beginning of the battle. Didn't realize MP I was minutes. I'm on cell phone so I'll have to post fully in a few.

Bjorkus |

Before the announcer finishes, Bjorkus brandishes the wand Opal handed him.
”How hard could this be?”
Images: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
***
The cadre of Bjorki surveys the battlefield. On his left, the beautiful she-taur, the fearsome manbear, and the unknown shadow. On his right, his companions and some fool on a horse.
Eager to put on a good show for the crowd and the lady-taur, Bjorkus looses a bellowing roar, lowers his horns, and charges across the battlefield.
Charging Shadow
Charging Gore (nonlethal): 1d20 + 20 - 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 20 - 4 + 2 + 1 = 24
Damage: 1d8 + 26 ⇒ (3) + 26 = 29

Sawbones Zirul |

Definitely don't wanna forget about that dual purpose extract :p cause nothing says scary like a giant shielded 'taur.

DM Amazing Red |

Well you're huge now so that bonus is +8 from size not +4. But in any case your roar causes all the guards to run away in terror. Your new companion looks pleased.
The Trauma Bulls charge across the battlefield, his horns almost knocking the Shadow silly. The Femmataur looks suitable impressed as she follows suit, except she charges the Trauma Bulls!
PA, Flank, Charge: 1d20 + 12 - 2 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 12 - 2 + 4 = 19
She delivers a hard forearm to an image!
Bonesaw is up.

Sawbones Zirul |

Bonesaw takes the form of a nasty one-eyed beasty a popobala right at the beginning of the combat, growing an extra set of claws on top of the nastiness already imbued by the form. The leathery wings on his back unfurl as he flies towards the minotauress, doing his best to attack and still follow the ding-dang rules. He heads for her back to flank with Trauma Bull. He strikes out with teeth, claws, and the large wings that brough him to her
bite: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 16
bite 1: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 1) + 6 = 12

Sawbones Zirul |

That's a good thing for us! Here's hoping we put a hurtin on Bjorkus's lady friend. Sorry, Bjorkus.

Sawbones Zirul |

That's a good question. I blame craziness of sick animals. Just disregard all but the bite. It was more of just a move closer to try and flank. But yeah, sorry bout that. One attack then. I'll edit.

DM Amazing Red |

No worries, just wondering because the Popobala I'm looking at doesn't have pounce. Har har Bjorkus.
The man-bear going by the name Thunder rushes with incredible speed and reckless abandon on all fours into the flank and PopoSaw.
He delivers a thunderous bite.
Non-lethal: 1d20 + 16 - 3 + 2 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 16 - 3 + 2 + 3 - 4 = 24
The distracted/scared elf swallows his fear as he clicks his boots together, his reflexes quickening even further.
His rapier darts out twice against the Trauma Bull.
1d20 + 15 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 2 - 4 = 28
Confirming Threat: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 15 + 2 - 4 = 27
2d6 + 4 + 4d6 ⇒ (3, 6) + 4 + (5, 1, 1, 5) = 25
Image Check: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Haste: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 2 - 4 = 28
Confirming: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 15 + 2 - 4 = 29
Image Check: 1d3 ⇒ 3
2d6 + 4 + 4d6 ⇒ (4, 3) + 4 + (1, 6, 4, 5) = 27
His first strike drives itself deep into the Bull's hide while the second critically disperses an image.
Luthor up

Sawbones Zirul |

Hallelujah for finally being home and able to access maps and the full screen. I'll update the spoiler, but right now Poposaw is AC 26, so yay for no getting hit by Thunder!

DM Amazing Red |

The Masked Rider, not wanting to miss out on the charging goodness, disengages Luthor.
AOO on Mount: 1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 16 - 4 = 30
Mounted Combat!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25
1d3 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17
AOO on Rider: 1d20 + 16 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 16 - 4 = 27
1d3 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15
The Masked Rider Ride-By Attacks Thunder
Charge,Flank: 1d20 + 15 - 4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 15 - 4 + 2 + 2 = 18
2d8 + 42 ⇒ (8, 2) + 42 = 52
Bjorkus up!

Bjorkus |

Mega-Bjorkus laughs at his tiny opponent’s little blade and laughs again when it knicks his hide.
With another roar he rears back to flatten him.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 21 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 21 + 1 = 28
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22
Iterative: 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 16 + 1 = 37
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20
Turning to face the she-taur on his rear, Bjorkus paws the earth with his hooves before giving her a little minotaur foreplay.
Horns: 1d20 + 15 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 15 + 1 - 4 = 13
Damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
Haste: 1d20 + 21 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 21 + 1 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20

Kal Aldhemark |

He frolics with his new friends for another few hours before finally heading back to the ship, giving DinoFriend a pat on the nose before he leaves.
I expect this would be rather late, long after the others are done with their fight.

DM Amazing Red |

Mega-Bjorkus drops the elf like a sack of bricks and misses with his horns versus the Femmataur though his punch does find purchase on her jaw.
She smiles as she goes into a stance. She first goes for the take-down.
Spending Ki point for AC
Trip: 1d20 + 18 - 5 ⇒ (11) + 18 - 5 = 24
Grapple: 1d20 + 18 - 5 ⇒ (2) + 18 - 5 = 15
She then launches a hard right hand.
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
Followed by the horns.
1d20 + 12 - 5 ⇒ (11) + 12 - 5 = 18
Zirul up.

Bjorkus |

Bjorkus doesn't need to take the -4 for his fists and he already did take it for his horns. I didn't bother confirming because he was already down but I guess I should because it causes real damage.
Confirming: 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 = 18
Extra Damage: 1d4 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21

Sawbones Zirul |

Zirul growls and now that he's right behind the minotauress, he unleashes a series of bites, claws, and two swipes of his heavily boned wings against the horned lady
I had forgotten the attack of hastiness from Opal!
Bite 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 23
Bite 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 15
Claw 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 25
Claw 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 13 - 4 + 2 = 17
Wing 1: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 5 ⇒ (13) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 5 = 19
Wing 2: 1d20 + 13 - 4 + 2 - 5 ⇒ (13) + 13 - 4 + 2 - 5 = 19
Bite 1: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 6) + 6 = 15
Bite 2: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (1, 4) + 6 = 11
Claw 1: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Claw 2: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Wing 1: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Wing 2: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Now it's fixed. Finally!

Kal Aldhemark |

Err... are you sure you're looking at the right popobala?
Your damage for all the attacks is based on your strength, not the popobala's base strength... your wing attacks are secondary, and you can't grow another set of claws unless you have another set of arms for them to grow on. You also don't get three bites...