We be Goblins! Table 2 (Inactive)

Game Master Tyranius

"Dead doggies! What we do now?"

"We cheer!!!" Poog says as he dances up and down on top of one of the dead dogs. Ayeeeeee!!!

After he settles down a bit, he says "Now we explore ship. We find way into ship and find fireworks! Then we burn down ship!"

Poog begins to look for a way down.

perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

Yes, burn down ship. I like. What door we explore first Poog?

"Ok, I chose." Reta goes to the door on the Main Deck. She listens to the door.

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

Reta hears a laughter from the room withinYes Lord Longtongue. Their ears stuffed with eyeballs do sound delicious! Soon.... Soon... Coming from Room 6

"Yes, go that door!" Poog whispers urgently.

Reta whispers to the others "There is at least two in room. Fire your arrows after I open door then I charge in. Uhm...If thats ok?"

"Yes, do it!" Poog whispered.

Reta draws her dogslicer and opens the door screaming "KILL!"

Poog looks in the door, prepared to throw his javelin at anything within.

perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp
and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor
and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more
dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes
hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what
appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff
bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But
scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking
man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.

As the goblins burst into the room they see that here is a goblin hiding in the NW corner of the wall near the ceiling, climbing on the walls. Her
mouth is her most fearsome feature—it's a bit too wide,
even by goblin standards, and her habit of filing
her already sharp teeth has resulted in a snaggletooth
grin of mismatched teeth that leaves little doubt as
to her preference for tough, stringy meat. Like goblin
meat. She wears rags and bits of stained cloth—trophies
harvested almost at random from her hapless victims,
over her equally patchwork leather armor. While her
exact outfit can change in this manner depending on
who her latest meals may have been , the one part of her
apparel that never changes is her floppy, pointy leather
hat— Mmmhmmm! HEHEHE! Yer ears will taste good stuffed with eyes! HEHEHE

Surprise Round

Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta

Normal Round

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Lord Longtongue
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Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta
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Vorka
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"Dogfinder say all kill goblin first!" Poog yells as he puts the live frog back in his pocket. "Then big froggy!"

He steps forward, spreads his hands wide, and says a few words of magic as flames spread from his outstretched hands.

burning hands: 1d4 ⇒ 2

I step forward 5' to cast this (but for some reason can't move my icon). DC is 13 Reflex for half damage...should reach both of them.

Waiting for Mogmurch and Chuffy. Will wait until 11:30 EST. Then I charge Hehe...

Chuffy charges the goblin with the strangely wide mouth.

"You won't eat my eyeballs, you crazy weirdo!"

Charge Attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 5 + 2 = 24
Damage, Sneak Attack: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (6) = 8

Reta sees wall crawler and stabs her dogslicer into the deck. As a free action. Pulls her Shortbow. As a move action. and fires. As a standard action.
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Screaming "Die goblin eater!"

Hmmm, Mogmurch hasn't posted since Saturday. Bot him or skip him to keep going?

I can bot. I was just waiting for Chuffy

Mogmurch rushes into the room as Poog inches forwards. Soon fire erupts from his hands as the frog is engulfed in flames.

reflex save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Chuffy move into the room as he prepares to strike

Reta draws her shortbow and aims it right at Vorka.

Surprise Round you only get a standard action or a move action not both. If you want we can use your attack roll as your next action if you like

Lord Longtongue snaps his tongue at Poog but misses him as his tongue strike a pile of bones and rotting food.

Touch attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

Normal Round

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Lord Longtongue (-2 HP)(tongue lash)
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Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta
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Vorka
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For some reason I still can't move my icon. I'm going to move forward and attack Vorka.

Poog bellows a bloodthirsty and unintelligible battle cry as he moves to attack.

attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15 for dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Poog- Vorka is on the ceiling 10 feet above you. so if you wish to redo you action you can.

Chuffy charges in at the from and slams his dogslicer into the creatures side causing the frog to wheez in pain as if trying to catch it's breath.

Reta fires an arrow at Vorka as it slams into her shoulder causing her to visibly hiss at Reta.

Mogmurch moves forward as he draws the contents from a vial and hurls it in a fiery explosion at Vorka.

Bomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

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Lord Longtongue (-10 HP)(tongue lash)
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Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta
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Vorka (-11 HP)
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Sorry, I missed that. If I could change that to throwing a javelin. Same damage as my dogslicer (except I have another +2 to hit). Thx.

To clarify, I was going to just throw a javelin using my same rolls unless you want me to roll again (deals the same damage dice I rolled, but just add +2 to my hit).

Poog hurls a Javelin at the woman as it slams into her chest causing her to lose her breath momentarily

Vorka takes a step back and begins to cast a spell.

Eat them Lord Longtongue. But save me some bites.

handle animal: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Lord Longtongue bites at Chuffy but snaps at the open air.

Bite vs Chuffy: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

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Lord Longtongue (-10 HP)-bite
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Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta
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Vorka (-13 HP)
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Not wanting to hit Chuffy with a bomb, Mogmurch instead raises the crossbow and snaps off a shot at Vorka.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

sorry. My router at home died, cutting me off from the internet on days I don't work. It should be fixed tomorrow.

That's fine and welcome back

Poog throws another javelin at the goblin on the ceiling.

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8 for dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 1

"Come down and meet Dogfinder, nutsy goblin!"

Mogmurch snaps off a crossbow bolt that strikes the wall next to Vorka as Poog hurls a Javelin at the floor right in front of him.

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Lord Longtongue (-10 HP)-bite
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Mogmurch-crossbow
Poog-javelin
Chuffy
Reta
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Vorka (-13 HP)
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Chuffy spots an opportunity to attack the giant frog and takes a careful step to the southwest. (5-foot step)

Chuffy then swings the dogslicer at the frog and cries out to the others. "Flanky-flank this thing with me! Somebody!"

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Confirm?: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

"Hurry, Reta! Stab stab!!!" Poog yells.

Reta drops her shortbow and picks up her dogslicer, then moves to flank the frog.

Chuffy stabs his dogslicer into the frogs side as Reta moves into a flanking position.

Vorka's spell come to completion as suddenly more ats than any of you are able to count erupt from within the cracks in the walls. The rats begin to pile on top of each other as the swarm heads towards the goblins.

Rats to help Lord Longtongue

Handle Animal: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

Lord Longtonguebites at Reta. The frogs mouth crimps hard on her arm.

bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

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Lord Longtongue (-12 HP)-bite
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Mogmurch-crossbow
Poog-javelin
Chuffy
Reta
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Vorka (-13 HP)
Rat Swarm
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"Use fireworks!" Poog screams. "Burn them! Burn them with fire!"

Poog pulls the wand of Not Be Dead, steps forward, and taps Reta on the head with it...perhaps a little too hard.

cure light wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

Are we going in initiative order or just first post first act?

I think it's just assumed those earlier in the initiative order delay so whoever is on first can go ahead and post.

In that case
"Ouch!" Reta screams, at this point swinging her dogslicer into an over the head chop at the toad.

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
DMG: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Initiative order but you can post in whatever order you want and I can place it in the proper spot. Tends to make combat quicker or one round would take awhile

Reta slams her dogslicer into the toad's neck as the toad jerks a bit

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Lord Longtongue (-15 HP)-bite
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Mogmurch-crossbow
Poog-javelin
Chuffy
Reta -dogslicer
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Vorka (-13 HP)
Rat Swarm
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"Use fireworks, goblins! Rats die fast!" Poog yells.

Chuffy pulls out and lights his desnan candle, aiming it at the rat swarm.

Ranged Touch, Non-proficiency: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 5 - 4 = 15

1 point of non-lethal. 1 point of fire damage if it hits.

"Good Chuffy! We all use fireworks, all rats die!" Poog adds.

I know we are goblins and we all like fire but... I am going to keep hitting this toad that almost killed me in one hit.

The desnan candle arcs into the air right at the swarm. The candle hits a few rats in the swarm but ultimately has little effect.

Vorka casts a spell as a little ball of flame shows up in her hand she begins to laugh hysterically.

The rat swarm moves about the room as the rats swarm all over Poog's body

damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3 + disease

handle animal: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Lord Longtongue bites at Chuffy

bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

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Lord Longtongue (-15 HP)-bite
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Mogmurch-
Poog-
Chuffy
Reta
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Vorka (-13 HP)
Rat Swarm
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Reta yells "Suck warts toad!" as she spins her dogslicer around her in a Conan fashion and slicing at the toads throat.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Arg... one again

Mogmurch shoots the crossbow once again at Vorka.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Unable to reach the injured Chuffy with his wand of Not Be Dead, Poog steps back 5', draws the Elixir of Fire Breath from his belt pouch, and drinks it.

Mogmurch fires a bolt at Vorka but the bolt clatters off of a nearby table of bones.

Poog steps back and drinks the liquid from the vial as he cheeks fill to he brim.

Reta stabs he dogslicer into the toads belly dropping yet more blod to the deck.

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Lord Longtongue (-18 HP)-bite
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Mogmurch-crossbow
Poog- drink firebreath
Chuffy
Reta-dogslicer
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Vorka (-13 HP)
Rat Swarm
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Chuffy aims the desnan candle at Lord Longtongue.

Ranged Touch, Non-Prof.: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 5 - 4 = 8

One NL damage. One fire damage if it hits.

Chuffy lights a Desnan candle that flies at the frog missing it by mere inches.

Vorka hurls a small ball of flame at Mogmurch. Cooked Goblin mmmn hehehe

ranged touch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
confirm crit: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

The swarm moves about the cabin continuing to swarm all over Poog Poog you get an AoO for the swarm entering your area.

damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Lord Longtongue bites at Reta as the frog bites a dust in the cabin.

handle animal: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

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Lord Longtongue (-15 HP)-bite
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Mogmurch-
Poog-
Chuffy
Reta
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Vorka (-13 HP)
Rat Swarm
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I'm at 1 hp, and I think we're in trouble here. I think some of you are pretty damaged, too. We haven't focused our fire at all, and we're paying for it. We started with Vorka, got her down 13 hp, and now we've been working on the frog. We better drop something quick.

Poog lashes out at the swarm with his dogslicer, knowing it will likely do little damage.

dogslicer AoO: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

I'm going to wait until you have all gone so I can see if anything dies. I have the wand of CLW, but I also have a loaded Elixir of Fire Breath, which could really help us. See what you guys can do, then I'll figure out whether to heal or use the elixir. If anyone can kill Vorka, the swarm should end, too.

can I even hit Vorka? As she is on the ceiling.

at this point, we should probably burn down the frog...we have just been dividing our fire too much.