We be Goblins! Table 2 (Inactive)

Game Master Tyranius

The goblins hoot and holler and throw junk at Poog as he is thrown from the piglets back countless times. Soon Slorb approaches you with an item in hand. Hehe! That was good dancing attempt. Here is the prize for you! Poog get Dragon Brew Gourd. Elixer of Fire Breath

After the evening of festivities the goblins all fall fast asleep in their huts in preparation for the following day's journey.

At dawn the four goblins are once again summoned before the Chief whereupon he instructs them to “get
fireworks and bring them here to me.” To help the party, the chief
hands you the remaining fireworks from Scribbleface’s stash—two Desnan candles, four paper candles, and a skyrocket.

Desnan Candle (5 gp): When lit, this foot-long
wooden tube launches a flaming pyrotechnic “candle”
every round for 4 rounds. Each projectile deals 1 point
of nonlethal damage and 1 point of fire damage if it
hits; on a critical hit, the target is also blinded for 1
round. The projectiles shed light as candles for 1 round
and have a range increment of 5 feet. Attacking with a
Desnan candle is a ranged touch attack and always has a
–4 nonproficiency penalty.

Paper Candle (1 gp): This finger-sized explosive
detonates noisily 1 round after lighting. Anyone in the
same square as a paper candle when it explodes must make
a DC 15 Fortitude save or be dazzled for 1d4 rounds.

Skyrocket (50 gp): When lit, this foot-long wooden
tube begins to shake and emit a handful of white sparks,
shedding light as a torch. One round later it takes
flight, moving in a straight line with a fly speed of 90
for 1d6 rounds before loudly exploding in an burst of
light and sound, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage in a
10-foot burst (DC 15 Reflex save for half ). If a skyrocket
impacts a solid surface or a creature before reaching its
maximum range, it detonates prematurely at the point
of impact. Anyone who takes damage from the explosion
is either blinded or deafened (a 50% chance of either) for
1 round.

Poog began to jump up and down excitedly. Never had he seen so many implements of fiery destruction in one place. His hands reached out for the largest...the Skyrocket! This one I carry! Poog hugged it, perhaps a little too tight.

Amazing!!! he thought.

"So many things must burn! So little time!!! It be hard sleep tonight! SO exciting!!!"

"Oooh ooh! I can has a Desnan Candle, yes?" Chuffy bounces from his left foot and right foot in excitement.

Reta still sick from the night before tries her best to keep from vomiting in the presents of the Chief.

Uhh... I mist be strong in front of the high Mucky-muck.

"Thank you Chief, for many fiery death bringers. We find more and return as big bad hero's. Then whole tribe can set fire to things."

Urp...she belches uncontrollably, then giggles.

The marsh itself is relatively difficult to navigate, with numerous stretches of deep water that must be skirted and thick tangles of stinging nettles. After about 30 minutes of walking the party begins to hear the clacking of claws coming up behind the party. As they turn around they see a spider the size of a man crawling over the log at the group with green venom dripping from it's fangs. This must be Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many!

Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many clatters forward as he bites at Chuffy- arachnid limbs climbing everywhere. Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many mandables snap at air as Chuffy avoids her fangs

bite vs Chuffy: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

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Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many-(move / bite)
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Reta
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog

I'm I sickened or nauseated? If sickened I will attack at -2. If nauseated I move behind the group and that's all I can do.

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Dmg with Gorge of Gluttons: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Opps 4-2 for the sickness for a total of 2 Dmg

You are only sickened now

Reta swings her weapon at Longlegs as she slices a portion of the creatures leg from her limb.

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Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many-(move / bite)(-2 HP)
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Reta-dogslicer
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog

All are up except Reta. As long as you are nuched up like this you can post in any order.

"Mogmurch bet Many Legs burn REAL good! Mogmurch burn Many Legs!" With that, Mogmurch dips his hand into the boot at his waist and brings forth a flask of alchemist's fire and hurls it at the spider. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he misses and the flask impacts on a tree to the left of the spider, spraying everything nearby with flaming liquid.

Rather than being upset at his miss, Mogmurch launches into song at the top of his high-pitched voice:

"Things go BOOM when Mogmurch throws,
Much more fun than using bows.
Sometimes where the boom boom blows
Is not my fault - that's how it goes."

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 -0 for 1st range increment = MISS!
Scatter: 1d8 ⇒ 3 The flask deviates one square to the left (from my perspective) of the spider.
Damage = 1 + 2(INT) = 3pts of damage

Poog jumped up and down, trying to decide what to do. Giant spiders be scary! he thought.

Soon, however, determination set in as he saw his companions attack it. "Burn it!!! Burn it with FIRE!!! he screamed as he unleashed a bolt of fire from his fingertips.

fire bolt, ranged touch atk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7 for dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Chuffy declares excitedly, "Stabby-stabby on the manylegs!" He takes a careful step to the left. "Reta, you tries and flanks the manylegs with Chuffy!"

Chuffy stabs at the spider.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

[quote=MogmurchThe flask deviates one square to the left (from my perspective) of the spider.
Damage = 1 + 2(INT) = 3pts of damage

The numbering would start with1 at direction of thrower and working clockwise. Range then equals the distance originally thrown so it looks like the bomb actually lands off the map South of the spider

Mogmurch hurls a bomb at the spider. As the sun gets in his eye he realizes that he didn't throw the bomb anywhere near Longlegs at all.

Chuffy stabs at the spider as his blade glances across an unsuspecting tree limb as Poog lets loose fire from his finger tips. Lots legs is able to easily avoid the fire as it only burns hair away from her legs.

Lots legs snaps her fangs at Reta in an enraged fury but Reta is a lot quicker on her feet that the spider could react.

bite vs Reta: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

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Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many-(move / bite)(-2 HP)
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Reta
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog

Pooh, disappointed that his first fire bolt missed, decided the remedy was, as always, more fire.

"Burn it to a crisp! It will make tasty dish!"

fire bolt atk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
fire bolt dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Chuffy huffs at missing the spider, "Stupid manylegs! You die now!" The goblin takes another careful step to put himself in flanking position with Reta. (Diagonal down and to the left)

Dogslicer Attack, Flank: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 5 + 2 = 26
Damage, Sneak Attack: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (2) = 5

Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 5 + 2 = 25
Crit Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy sabs his dogslicer deep into Many legs' body as blood pours down onto the grassy land. The spider lets out a gasp of air from it's fanged mouth as a bolt of fire suddenly slams into her from Poog.

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Many Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many-(move / bite)(-12 HP)
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Reta
Mogmurch
Chuffy-crit on dogslicer
Poog-firebolt

Poog let out a howl of excitement upon seeing the flames hit the arachnid. "Flame and fire; we throw spider on a funeral pyre!"

As a free action Reta cries out."Ok, I try."

Reta smiles as the combat continues "Die. Many legs"She strikes out with an over head blow.

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 17
Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 4

As Reta slashes her dogslicer with an overhead blow she slams the blade deep into Many legs head effectively dropping her to the ground in a twitching heap.

Combat Over

Reta slashes Many legs again just to make sure. Then she hoots "I killed Many legs!"
I forgot to include the -2 penalty. sorry.

"Hahaha! Manylegs is dead! We's the best manylegs killers EVER!"

Chuffy jumps up and down repeated slashing his dogslicer in the air.

Mogmurch celebrates the victory by doing an improvised dance while chanting,"Many Legs be dead! Many Legs be dead!"

My apologies for not posting yesterday. I was in an auto accident that totalled my car. I spent all day dealing with insurance and such.

Oh man, Mogmurch. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out okay - but I know that dealing with insurance is the pits.

Poog was extremely glad to see the creature dead, and with few injuries among them. Surely they would be able to find the fireworks and complete this incredibly important mission. Thanks to the Great and Powerful Mission Leader! Poog thought.

"Manylegs have lair? Perhaps has treasure from those it kills? We find and search!"

Poog looked around for any sign of where the spider had come from.

perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

FYI guys, I'm going to be pretty much unavailable through Saturday p.m. I'm going on a short vacation twice in June. Once tomorrow a.m. through Saturday p.m., then again June 19-21. I am unsure if I will be able to post at all due to internet unavailability, but will post if I can. Feel free to NPC me, or anyone can act for me when I'm up. Thanks!

"Where does map say to go next?"

Poog notices a small cave entrance about 200 feet to the north. It must be where Lots Legs came from but the map says that the fireworks are to the east.

"We look at lair, or follow map?"

I thought you leader Poog. I just kill things.

"Mogmurch say look at cave first. We get fireworks after."

"Yes, Leader Poog say look in cave, then get fireworks!"

Don't take my comment as disinterest Reta's still sick and grumpy.

"Maybe we gets to kill baby manylegs!? Big Chief will be very very very very pleased with us!"

As the goblins enter the cave entrance and find several tree limbs covered in webbing. Scattered among the trees are dozens of bodies, some of which are goblins, but a few of which are humans.

Uhm...I guess. "We should pilfer these bodies for goodies."

On the bodies Reta finds 24 gp, a small masterwork light crossbow with 11 bolts, a single pearl worth 100g, 4 potions and a wax paper-sealed package containing six pieces of licorice-flavored taffy.

Mine! says Reta as she discovers the loot. Then she looks at the others and their expressions. She feels the sick come back to her again, and the wound from the spider aches. "Uhm... Ok, we share. As long as I get hit with stick of not be dead."

Mogmurch holds out his hands, saying, "Mogmurch want shooty crossbow! Pierce enemies real good when bombs gone."

"Oooh! Candy!" Chuffy reaches out immediately for a piece of the licorice taffy.

"You can have the shooty-shooty, Mogmurch. I don't want it."

"Mmm...candy is good!" Chuffy rubs his belly, "Reta, your gut still hurt? Try candy - it might help!"

Reta looks sceptically at the candy. Then with reckless abandon gobbles down a piece. "Why not. If come back up, I taste twice."

Poog surveyed the treasure. Surely, their chief would be proud of the group, and especially the Powerful and Wife Mission Leader. Perhaps a promotion?

"Mogmurch, you hold crossbow. Everyone hold a "Feel Better with Random Potion" potion. Everyone hold some gold and treasure. Now we get fireworks!!! On we go!!!"

Sorry for my absence the last couple days...should return to my mosty-posty self.

It is fine and welcome back

Reta no longer feels nauseated after eating the taffy.

The point indicated on Scribbleface’s map isn’t quite on the coast, but it’s close enough to hear the faint susurrus of waves crashing on an unseen swampy shoreline. The site itself is obvious once it is approached—a large wrecked ship lodged in a shallow pool of swamp water. the ship itself is a two-masted Chelish sailing vessel with strange, faded writing on its bow. You all hear the sounds of barking, neighing and hooves in the distance.

Full map is up above.

Reta gives Chuffy a hug. "Thank you, thank you, I feel very much better. Candy good." Hearing a bark Reta perks up and starts sniffing the air."Dogs" She growls. "Me hates dogs."

"I kill dogs!" Poog said. "Skin them! Slice them! Dice them! I say we use best goblin plan...no plan!"

Chuffy puts his ear to the ground.

"Hmm, sounds like horsies too. Horsies are worse than dogs."

"Burn da horsies! Burn da dogs! Make a fire and use as logs!" chants Mogmurch.

On phone, so thats it for now

A two-masted ship lies mired in the mud in this clearing, its rigging thick with moss and decorated with lanterns and windchimes made from goblin skulls and bones. Strange writing is faintly visible along the ship’s prow, while the soggy, swampy “yard” that surrounds the wreck is encircled by a rickety wooden fence. A thin curl of smoke wafts up from a chimney that protrudes from an unusual box-like structure near the ship's bow. As the party enters the gated mud yard they hear a pounding slosh in the mud as within seconds they see a horse charging straight for them.

Stomp comes charging in as he slams a hoove directly at Poog. Poog is small enough that Stomp overshoots his leg.

Hoove vs Poog: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

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Stomp-move/hoove
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Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog
Reta