We be Goblins! Table 2 (Inactive)

Game Master Tyranius

"Poog ride horse! Poog best rider ever!" Poog yelled as he attempted to mount the horse.

ride check: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

It occurred to Poog that he had no idea what he would do should he get on the horse.

As Poog tries to get on the horse e slips off into the mud and the horse slams a hoove right at him. The horse also slips in the mud a little and misses the squirrely Poog.

AoO vs Poog: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (6) - 2 = 4

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Stomp-move/hoove
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Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog- attempted to ride
Reta

"Bad horse! Now Poog NOT ride. Now Poog kill!"

Reta charges the horse with the Gorge of Gluttons screaming "Die gluemaker."

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Swinging wildly causes her to lose balance and miss horribly.

"Keep trying, Reta! Stab it! Other goblins, what you wait for? ATTAAAAAACK!!!" Poog yelled as he dodged the hooves raining down on him.

An 11 hits Reta

In that case
Dmg: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Total=8

Chuffy circles around and ends up next to Reta. He takes a stab at the horse.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Opps that's 2d6
dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Total=12

"Sorry for messing up so much."

Mogmurch takes a shot at the horse with the crossbow.

Shot: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

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Poog cheered on the other goblins as they rained blows down on the evil horse.

"Horrible haymuncher!" Screams Reta as she prepares for another attack.

As Chuffy's blade misses the combined might of Mogmurches crossbow bolt and Reta's blade slice through the hrosecausing blood and entrails to fall into the wet mud below. The horse crumples to the ground in a heap.

Combat Over

Reta spits on the carcass, nods her head and looks around "What can I kill next?"

Poog took a minute to mount the dead horse and pretend he was riding it. He kicked its sides and bounced up and down.

"That teach you no let me ride!" he said.

However, Poog's attention span did not seem very long, and he soon tired of his equestrian adventure.

"We very close to fireworks now. We go find! Yes, we go now! Reta, you kill more!"

Mogmurch walks over to the dead horse and kicks it a bit before pulling out the map. " Where map say fireworks are?"

"Map say look in boat. We find boat here and kill horsey guard. Now we look in!" Poog said. He began to move forward, hopeful the others would follow their intrepid leader.

Reta follows Poog. "So far he's lead me to two things to kill maybe he lead me to more"

"FIREWORKS!!!" Chuffy screams in anticipation. As he follows along, Chuffy can't help but swing his dogslicer in the air and giggle incessantly.

Reta hearing the giggling starts to giggle herself.

A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends
sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One
handrail seems to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.

Requires a DC 10 climb check if you wish to ascend the ship

"We climb up now. Hurry scurry!" Poog said.

climb: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (20) + 0 = 20

"Reta good climber"

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Mogmurch looks at the gangplank doubtfully for a moment and then shrugs and jumps up to grab a vine, misses, and ends up on his little, green rear at the bottom of the gangplank.

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

He scrambles to his feet, glaring at his companions as if daring them to say something. This time he spits on his filthy hands and jumps up again...

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

only to have his now-slimey hands fail to grasp anything, landing him on the ground again.

"Three times very lucky. Mogmurch show vines who boss!" Once more he launches himself into the air and actually manages to grab he vines and hold on. After a moment he works his way slowly up the gangplank and onto the ship.

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 12

"Yay Mogmunch!"

Chuffy watches everyone else climb up and exclaims, "Chuffy going to catch up to you guys!" He rushes to scramble up the vines.

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

The goblin gets a couple feet off the ground before losing his footing and stumbling down. "Ow! Wait, I'll make it up!"

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13

And the second time proves to be the charm for little Chuffy. Once up, he draws his dogslicer again.

As Poog and Reta easily ascend the gangplank of the ship Mogmurch and Chuffy keep slipping on the surface of the gangplank at the bottom. Once the two goblins reach the top of the bow Reta and Poog step on a bunch of vines and the mudball falls to the ground near the bottom of the gangplank near Mogmurch and Chuffy!

DC 15 Reflex to catch the mudball.

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Chuffy dives and is just able to catch the mudball. She looks at it and decides to set it down on the ground.

"No need for mudball when I's got a dogslicer! What sort of weapon is mudball anyway? Maybe for little goblies..."

Chuffy manages to catch the mudball as he gently places it on the ground near the grounded ship.

The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects
both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow
over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss
grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has
a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's
sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin,
the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a
large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe
chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above. The party hears growling and barking from the aft of the ship. As the party rears around the cabin of the ship they see a scruffy mongrel of a dog chained to the aft mast on the main deck and a one blue-eyed and one brown-eyed mangy dog with a crooked tail chained to the upper deck on 20 foot chains.

There is a full portrait of the ship up above. So there is the main deck that you are on with the cabin and stairs leading to the upper deck above.

"We kill dog in back of boat first, then dog on top. Try to kill far away if they on chains!". Poog moved toward the back of the ship.

"Yay Chuffy, good catch."
Hearing the barking Reta immediately draws her dogslicer. Hearing Poog's suggestion she pulls out her shortbow. Moving to the back she knocks an arrow and fires.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Poog tossed a javelin at the same chained dog that Reta had aimed for.

javelin atk: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16 for dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 1

"What you wait for, goblins?! ATAAAAAACCK!!!"

"Right, right Poog the Leader!" Chuffy cries out as he rushes towards the dog.

Double move around the south side of the boat.

"Keep attacking, goblins! No be distracted, or may be dead!" Poog continues yelling encouragement to his companions.

A Javelin and arrow slam into the dog on the main deck as both dogs begin to rip on their chains, but the chains hold firm.

Lower dog: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15
Upper Dog: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

Lower dog (-3 HP)

Poog continues moving toward the injured dog and throws another javelin.

javelin atk: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 for dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 1

"Kill dogs on their chains! Bring them lots of pain!!!"

Holding her position Reta lets loose another arrow.

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 2

"Find a mutt, kick it's butt."

"Join in fun! Keep dogs on run!"

"Bark and bash, Burn to ash"

Reta slams another arrow into the dog as Poog misses with a hurled javelin.

Lower dog (-5HP)

The dog's yank on their chains as the mast creaks against the strain but holds strong.

lower dog: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
upper dog: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

Mogmurch loads a quarrel into his crossbow and lets fly at the lower dog.

Crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Poog continues to try to finish off the lower goblin. Upper if lower already dead.

javelin atk: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23 for dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 2
crit confirm: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Waiting for Chuffy

The lower dog drops to the deck with a yelp as a crossbow bolt protrudes from it's neck.

Poog moves and hurls a javelin at the upper dog as the javelin strikes the dog right in the face.

[ooc]Need another damage roll as the crit confirmed[/dice]

Upper Dog (-2 HP so far)

The dog rips on it's chain in a fury to tear Poog limb from limb. The mast creaks as the chain holds, grinding into the wooden beam.

GM Roll: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

Ok I waited.
Reta moves to target upper dog, and fire an arrow while sticking her tongue out of the side of her mouth.
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Uhm...I just noticed The stats I've been using are copy and past. But their wrong I should be getting a +4 with the shortbow. Your call GM.

Mogmurch hastily reloads his crossbow and lets fly at the last dog.

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

I'm sorry.

Chuffy rushes to Poog's aid. Waiting for the dog to come down and attack. "Kill the doggies!"

Move to the square just south of the ladder, readying an action to attack the dog when it is adjacent to Chuffy.

Readied Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Reta fires an arrow at the dog on the upper deck. The arrow imbedes itself into the creatures chest dropping it down the stairs where it stops moving.

Combat Over

Reta- The sheet in the back on this book says it is +5