We be Goblins Forever, TPK ending (Inactive)

Game Master The Indescribable

--Melee+6Rage:+8
---Bite{1d6+3srt}Rage:+6
---G-club{1d8+3srt}Rage:+6
--Ranged+7

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Str 14, Dex 17, Con 14, Int 8, Wis 10, Cha 7
Rage:Srt:18,Con:18
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-Goblin Foolhardiness-
-Berserker of the Society-
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•Ability Score Racial Traits: They gain +4 Dexterity, –2 Strength, and –2 Charisma.
•Size: Goblins are Small creatures and thus gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.
•Hard Head, Big Teeth Goblins are known for their balloon-like heads and enormous maws, but some have even more exaggeratedly large heads filled with razor-sharp teeth. Goblins with this trait gain a bite attack as a primary natural attack that deals 1d4 points of damage. This racial trait replaces skilled.
•Fast Movement: Goblins gain a +10 foot bonus to their base speed (this is already added to their Base Speed above.)
•Darkvision: Goblins see perfectly in the dark up to 60 feet.
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Favorite class bonus
+1hp/level
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-Improved Unarmed Strike-
-Improved Grapple-
---------------=Skills=- (9 points; 4/level class, - INT)-----------
Acrobatics***(Dex)____+4{+1rank,+3Dex}
Appraise(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Bluff(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-2Cha}
Climb***(Str)____+0{+0rank,+2Str}
Craft** (Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Diplomacy(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-2Cha}
Disable Device____+0{+0rank,+3Dex}
Disguise (Cha)____+0{+0rank,-2Cha}
Escape Artist*(Dex)____+5{+1rank,+3Dex}
Fly*(Dex)____+0{+0rank,+3Dex}
Handle Animal** (Wis)____+0{+1rank,+0Wis}
Heal(Wis)____+0{+0rank,+0Wis}
Intimidate**(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-2Cha}
Knowledge (Arcana)(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (Dungeoneering)(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (Engineering)(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (Geography)(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (History)(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (Local)(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (Nature)**(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (Nobility)(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (Planes) (Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Knowledge (Religion) (Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Linguistics(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Perception**(Wis)____+3{+3rank,+0Wis}
Perform(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-2Cha}
Profession(Wis)____+0{+0rank,+0Wis}
Ride***(Dex)____+5{+1rank,+3Dex}
Sense Motive(Wis)____+0{+0rank,+0Wis}
Sleight of Hand*(Dex)____+0{+0rank,+3Dex}
Spellcraft(Int)____+0{+0rank,-1Int}
Stealth* (Dex)____+0{+0rank,+3Dex}
Survival**(Wis)____+0{+1rank,+0Wis}
Swim***(Str)____+0{+0rank,+2Str}
Use Magic Device(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-2Cha}

ACP -0
*ACP applies to these skills
**+3 In Class Skill
-=Non-Standard Skill Bonuses=-
-=Languages=- Common,goblin

-=Money=- 50 GP 8 SP 200 CP

The young goblin had had it after one night Rumpkle set him on fire with a majestic blue flame from his backside. Needless to say Rumpkle, who really was better than Kigaar at everything, beat him senseless and set him on fire once again. Kigaar ran away that night, out into the swamp to find some good clean mud to rub on his burns when he ran into a black mass of teeth. Kigaar nearly soiled himself, until he realized the mass of teeth was not a dreaded ugly mean old dog. The ball of teeth was a goblin dog bogged down in the mud of the swamp.

At first Kigaar was going to poke it with the sharp stick he found but the wolf turned his head and whined at the goblin. Kigaar felt something strange. Something he had never felt before and for once he did something sort of un-goblin like. ”Kigaar help you from mud. You no eat Kigaar or Kigaar come back and follow you like crazy scary ghostie.” The young goblin worked and worked to free the goblin dog. Longer than he had worked in his entire life, and five minutes later the goblin dog was free.

Once free the black ball of teeth pounced on the young goblin pinning him to the ground and Kigaar shrieked. ”I free you, you said you no eat! No eat! He closed his eyes as the tooth filled maw lunged at his face, and instead of sharp teeth he felt something wet slap him in the face. ”What you do? Why you do that? Get off of me you…you… fang face!” Strangely the dog did just that.

Kigaar got to his feat slowly as he watched the wolf just sit there and watch him. ”No eat…no eat Kigaar.” Slowly a smile began to creep across the goblins face as his thought began to form a plan.
Five minutes later he began to jump around with excitement howling and hooting before wrapping his little arms around the muddy dog’s neck and giggling. ”You eat Rumpkle!”

The young goblin had heard stories of goblin heroes ridding into glories battle on goblin dogs such as the muddy one before him.” Ok short-fang. I get on you back no eat Kigaar.” Slowly the goblin climbed onto the goblin dog’s back and strangely enough the dog did not eat the goblin. ”Ok now we go home, you eat Rumpkle I big mug mug, then they see.”

The next morning Kigaar stood in front of Rumpkle’s hut and began stomping his feet and throwing rocks at the hut’s makeshift door. ”Rumpkle! You come out! You pay for catching me on fire with you fart! I kill you now!” Come out Rumpkle did, with the biggest dog slicer Kigaar had ever seen, but instead of being scared, as usual of such a showing, the young goblin smiled and laughed. ”I got somethin’ new myself. Short-fang! Kill this buzzard food!” A black ball of fangs flew into the camp, slamming into Rumkle ,but the dog fell to the side a big wound on its side laughing he said “that what happens when dumb dog comes at Runkle ahaha now its Kigaar turn to be dog..”

Kigaar saw what happened to his new friend and a rage come over him, he screamed and jumped at Rumple’s neck biting down hard. Rumkle through him off but Kigaars teeth held thight and he took Rumkle’s throat with him as he flew “Gradjfkld ajdl” was all Rumkle could get out as he fell choking on his own blood. ”See! Kigaar best now! I make Rumpkle worm food quick! You all’s best treat me good or I feed you to short-fang! Kigaar majestic now!

With that, Kigaar grabbed hold of Short-fangs’ neck and jumped onto the goblin dog's back. ”I like in stories now!” With the biggest smile full of teeth seen in years the goblin rode through the camp and behind the young Barbarian, little goblin children had already began to use Rumpkle’s head as a kick ball. It was the best day ever.

CN Goblin

Init +4; Senses Perception +5

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DEFENSE

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AC 18, touch 15, flat-footed 14 (+3 armor, +4 dex, +0 shield,+0 NA,+0 Magic,+1Size)

hp 9 {+1d8,+1Con}

Fort +3, {+2Base,+1Con}

Ref +6, {+2Base,+4Dex}

Will +0,{+0Base,+0Wis}

CMD 13
fire resistance: 1
DR:1 {against fire attacks or fire subtypes}

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OFFENSE

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Speed 30 ft.

CMB +0;

Base Atk +0;

Melee+2{+0Base,+1Str,+1size}

Ranged+5{+0Base,+4Dex+1size,+1 for splash weapons}

--Melee+2
-----Torch{1d2,+1d4,+1fire,+1srt x2}

--Ranged+6
------Bomb {1d4+3 x2}

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STATISTICS

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Str 12, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 16, Wis 10, Cha 8

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Traits
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Firebug
Flame Touched

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Drawbacks
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Race Traits

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•Ability Score Racial Traits: They gain +4 Dexterity, –2 Strength, and –2 Charisma.

•Size: Goblins are Small creatures and thus gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.

•Eat Anything gain a +4 on Survival checks to forage for food and a +4 racial bonus on saves versus effects that cause the nauseated or sickened conditions

•Fast Movement: Goblins gain a +10 foot bonus to their base speed (this is already added to their Base Speed above.)

Senses Racial Traits
•Darkvision: Goblins see perfectly in the dark up to 60 feet.
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Favorite class bonus
bonus applies each time you select the favored class reward.
•Alchemist The alchemist gains fire resistance 1. Each time this reward is selected, increase fire resistance by +1.

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Feats

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Burn!Burn!Burn!

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Skills (7 points; 4 class, +3 INT)

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Appraise(Int)____+0{+0rank,+3Int+3ICS}

Craft (Int)____+7{+1rank,+3Int+3ICS}

Disable Device____+5{+1rank,+4Dex}

Fly*(Dex)____+0{+0rank,+4Dex}

Heal(Wis)____+5{+1rank,+1Wis+3ICS}

Knowledge (Arcana)(Int)____+7{+1rank,+3Int+3ICS}

Knowledge (Nature)(Int)____+7{+1rank,+3Int+3ICS)

Perception(Wis)____+5{+1rank,+1Wis+3ICS}

Profession(Wis)____+0{+0rank,+1Wis}

Sleight of Hand*(Dex)____+0{+0rank,+4Dex}

Spellcraft(Int)____+0{+1rank,+3Int+3ICS}

Stealth* (Dex)____+8{+0rank,+4dex,+4size}

Survival(Wis)____+0{+0rank,+1Wis}

Use Magic Device(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-1Cha+3ICS}

ACP -0

*ACP applies to these skills

Non-Standard Skill Bonuses

Languages Common

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SPECIAL/CLASS ABILITIES

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--==Alchemist==--
Alchemy
Bomb
Mutegen(+4/-2, +2 natural armor, 10 minutes)
Throw Anything
Fire Bomber
Everburning Flame (Ex)

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Extracts

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a blazing torchbearer can cast spark as a spell-like ability at will.

1st (2/day)
Shield

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GEAR/POSSESSIONS

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Studded leather small 25 gp 10 lbs
Torch{x5} 5 cp 5 lbs
Explores Outfit small 1 gp 4 lbs
Kit, alchemist's Small 40 gp 12 lbs

Carrying Capacity

Light 32.25 lbs. or less
Medium 33.25-64.5 lbs.
Heavy 65.5-97.5 lbs.

Current Load Carried 30 lbs.

Money 30 GP 90 SP 90 CP

Urzaag crept closer, staying low in the reeds until he could see them again. They were young things, would-be slayers playing at heroes. No doubt they were seeking to avenge some wrong, perhaps even some slight perpetrated by Urzaag himself. He looked down at the string of brunt ears looped about his belt and smiled wickedly. Perhaps they had come looking for one of them. Regardless, they did not seem like they would be trouble, armed with their simple spears and hatchets and wearing no armor to speak of. They thought goblins would be easy prey, no doubt, but even Urzaag could not deny that many were. Urzaag was different, though; he was always hunter, never prey.

Soundlessly he held onto a wonderful concoction he learned of and mastered without too much trouble waiting for the humans to stop again, wiping sweat from their brows and swatting at mosquitoes. A crane called out from somewhere as the explosion took one of the two in the back. He cried out and fell into the mud while his comrade wheeled about, suddenly afraid, gripping his spear so that his knuckles were white. Urzaag throw a bomb at him too but only the concussion hit him, and he staggered, dropping his spear in surprise.

The goblin leap from the rushes then, two burning torches in hand, and swept up to the downed human, a menacing purpose in his stride. The second cried out “goblin!” and made attempts to locate his spear. Urzaag stood over the first human but did not take his eyes off of the second as he savagely beat the human setting his head ablaze with each strike. The human screamed as each blow stuck igniting his hair, making the skin blister and pop. The second had stopped looking for his spear and was staring, wide-eyed and shaking. Urzaag let the human suffer as held the torch on the humans head until he stopped thrashing and the smell of cooked meat was in the air.

“My marsh,” he said to the remaining intruder in the common tongue. He stared at the human, allowing him to back away slowly. He goblin grinned wickedly as he did so, finding much joy in knowing that these humans had come expecting to find some easy killing among his kind. The human turned to run as best as his injury would allow, and Urzaag let him go, undercooked.

Someone had to tell his people of Urzaag Firestick the torch burner, after all.

Urzaag is a goblin weaned on the stories of the would-be destroyers of the Licktoad tribe (as well as other human-killing expeditions) to the point of idolization. His hatred of humans has been ingrained within, bred into him as easily and naturally as speech. He always had found what he believed to be flaws in these stories of human-hunting, though. His people rarely had tact or focus, and though it pained him to do so, Urzaag had to admit that the humans did. And so he practiced these arts, of watching and studying and hunting, that he might become a source of underestimation. Humans would always be expecting certain things from goblins, he thought, so what better way to kill them than to go against those notions? First he had to teach himself to be brave and courageous, to stand and fight while others ran. His determination would throw humans off their guard, he theorized. He must not fear them, but rather make them fear him. Then he taught himself how to find them, to pursue them, to watch them without ever being seen. He studied him that he might kill them better than other goblins.

When he learned to speak their language, he found that human have a natural fear of fire so he would use it when fighting. That's how he earned his name Urzaag Firestick The Torch Burner.

Since mastering himself, he has always tried to teach others of the tribe what he has learned, though many have been very dismissive of him. Goblins will be goblins, after all, and even Urzaag cannot deny that.

Urzaag is a very stone-faced and solemn goblin who lives for little else save to study and kill the enemies of his goblin kin. He often thinks himself quite above other goblins, being focused and determined and clear-headed in most things.

Urzaag Firestick is very well spoken for a goblin and can speak a few languages. Urzaag likes to teach other goblins what he has learned on killing and hunting the fools who would try to bring harm onto the tribe. Enjoys burning any who try to harm him and is always ready with a torch in hand. Urzaag carries a few torches with him so he can always have one ready just in case one burns out even tho they never do, aslong as one is in his hands.

Urzaag is never seen without a pipe in his mouth since it can be lit at will.

Referance piclooks just like the one on the right but with the torch from the goblin on the left, instead of the crossbow. and with A soft but bright green skin