We be 5uper Goblins! (PFS PbP Gameday VII) 6 Oct 18 (Inactive)

Game Master Tyranius

”Looking all! Cave!! Going in now!“

Poog walks in.

Perception : 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

”Moss look pretty. Wonder if taste good,” Moggy asks as he pulls a piece loose and starts chewing on it.

Chuffy applies the last of his poison to his two weapons and shadows Poog as he enters, fantasizing about sticking his dog-slicer into his competitor's back as they move along.

Greta quickly follows keeping an arrow nocked.

The noise from all of the goblins causes hundreds of bats sleeping in the ceiling of the cave to stir and they begin to swarm all around as they quickly exit the cave entrance.

Round 1
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch
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Bats
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Reta

Moggy throws a fire bomb at the approaching swarm!

RTA 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

Fire damage 3d6 + 3 ⇒ (2, 2, 6) + 3 = 13

Poog walks forward and casts burning hands.

Burning hands, DC 14 Reflex half : 5d4 ⇒ (3, 1, 2, 4, 2) = 12

"Burn them all and munch them!"

Chuffy gets out of the potential swarming area and melds with a wall, content to watch the fireworks since he has nothing nice and flamey to throw.

stealth: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (14) + 22 = 36

Poog moves into the room and sends a sheet of red-hot flames into the bat, causing them to screech shrilly.

Reflex DC 14: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22

Chuffy sneaks around the wall as Mogmurch's bomb disintegrates the bats. Small dusty forms float in the air as dozens fall to the ground.

Once the treat is gone, Chuffy 'magically' reappears and starts munching on a toasty bat. I a rare display of affection he also offers one to Stinkrush, his pet spider.

What now?

Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

Poog sneaks forward and thinks ... We get all stuff back as if world good again!! We stop enemies with fire in blood now of making longshanks bleed. Ha ha ...

Once again Chuffy follows Poog in stealth mode
stalth: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (16) + 22 = 38
perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

Moggy stays at the cave mouth, waiting on the all clear sign from the other gobies.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

The southernmost chamber of the dungeon contains random props from previous “adventures” stacked in the corners. Glorious Beez stands huddled in a corner of the room. "GET OUT!" The goblin stands. Glorious Beez’s magical feast resulted in a sudden transformation. He loves his better healing, increased size, and new shark arm, but he’s also realized he doesn’t feel hungry anymore, and that the shark seems kind of mean as the goblin looks to have doubled in size!

Grabbing ahold of a barrel he hurls it at Poog. The barrel strikes the wall, splintering.

"You better stop or Poog get mad and blast you with big blasting ball of blasting," Chuffy declares hopefully.

”Yes yes!! You listen!! Zarongel make you dead ash!“ Poog says and it is obvious that he is happy that he wasn’t hit.

”Moggy not like ugly Poog either, but not should throw barrels at him,” Moggy yells as he moves 40’ closer.

Would someone move me please?

I moved you.

Glorious Beez screams as his shark arm begins snapping and clawing at the air. "You stop making fun of me!"

Round 1

Mogmurch
Reta
Chuffy
Poog
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Glorious Beez
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"Where Greta? Come and fight sharky, right?"

Chuffy narrows his eyes and decides that he would rather have the shark thing come to him. He hides around the corner and waits for it to come into the room. Then again Poog could be really stupid and stay there in the opening and block the way. Either way it beats running into the room and getting bit.

Stealth: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (17) + 22 = 39

Ready an action to back stab the thing if it passes Chuffy.
sneak attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
damage: 1d4 + 3d6 ⇒ (2) + (3, 6, 1) = 12, and 3 bleed

Moggy readies an action to throw a fire bomb when Shark armed Beez approaches.

RTA 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

Fire damage3d6 + 3 ⇒ (6, 6, 5) + 3 = 20

Poog steps back and casts ‘prayer’.

You and each of your allies gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saves, and skill checks, while each of your foes takes a -1 penalty on such rolls.

Don't forget the splash on that bomb. 6, I think. If you are lucky you will catch Poog and Chuffy in the splash when it enters the room. Accidents happen!

Greta will let loose her nocked arrow and then moves forward to attack with her axe next round.
Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 261d4 ⇒ 3

Don’t forget prayer ...

Prayer makes Chuffy's to hit a 25.

Reta sends an arrow into the Glorious Beez as Mogmurch covers the screaming and fanatical goblin in flames as he unwisely approaches.

Glorious Beez was not prepared in the slightest as Vhuffy's blade slices through his backside. He drops to his knees and begins begging for mercy in a high, shrill voice. No kill me. I beg you. No kill me."

"Why not? Chuffy asks, with a 'What's in it for me' definitely implied as he watches him start to bleed out.

His shaky hands reach behind him and he produces the other half of the golden shears. "I give this. It your. Just don't kill."

”Stop be so mean, Beez and glorious kings might let you alive! And keep shark arm away from Moggy!”

”Year ago I kill you. Now living better thinking I. Give us her now!!“

Greta smiles menacingly and moves closer. "First give, then don´t kill,kill. Maybe!"

"Give or we just take."

Meanwhile Chuffy just waits for him to bleed out, wondering how long it will take.

Has the bleeding stopped for some reason?

The bleeding has indeed stopped. as Chuffy notices Beez's wounds quickly closing on their own. The scared goblin hands the shears over. Here! No kill me now."

Chuffy imagines how fun it would be to torture Beez and decides to let him live.

"Good. Now what we do with this?"

Chuffy takes the piece of the shear given by beez and experimentally stabs the walls and a few things, but not Beez.

With the second set of shears in tow the goblins leave the cave. heading down the pass, Mogmurch is the first to hear the mighty wings overhead. then the rest hear the loud roar as the dragon comes crashing through the brambles, acidic saliva dripping from it's mouth.

Everyone but Chuffy notices something strange about this dragon as it draws close. A twisted reality hides behind this creature’s glowing eyes and drooling maw: the razorback dragon is actually Squealy Nord, the beloved pet pig of the Birdcruncher goblin tribe! The pig’s magical meal transformed Squealy Nord into a massive, confused beast. Now filled with a ravenous taste for magic, he hunts for magic items to devour.

They may then attempt to cow their pig through friendship, threats, or riding Nord until the familiar sensation brings back his mind. Friendship requires a successful DC 18 Handle Animal check. Threats require a successful DC 20 Intimidation check. Riding requires a successful DC 29 Ride check. All of these checks require a standard action to perform, and the goblins must succeed 5 rounds in a row to calm Squealy Nord down.

Round 1
Mogmurch
Reta
Poog
Chuffy
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Dragon
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"You piggy! Dragon piggy!? No no no come fight! We piggy not eat! You not forget!!" Poog shouts while wetting his pants.

Handle animal: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Moggy hops on Squealy Nord’s back and decides to demonstrate dominance with a ride of the beast.

Rode check 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14

Chuffy attempts to hop on Squeelie Nord and at the same time as Moggy and they collide.

Ride: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16

Chuffy tries to push Moggy off since he is getting in the way.

Reta is up.

Greta quickly plants herself in front of her beloved pig.
"HEEL!"
Intimidate: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

Wow. We suck! Or we could blame it on the dice gods.

Mogmurch and Chuffy rush the dragon as they try to leap on it's tail, mostly ineffective as they can't seem to catch it. Greta and Poog prove just as inept. Sniffing through the air in a confused state Squeelie Dragon hunts the goblins, eager for a meal.

Round 2
Mogmurch
Reta
Poog
Chuffy
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Dragon
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Can we roll for several rounds GM? Seems like we are not easily successful. :-)

"No no no eat us!" Poog cries out.

Handle animal: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Moggy again tries to approach Squealy Nord for a ride of the beast.

Ride check 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18

Ok, we might have to kill Squealy Nord. I have A15% chance of hitting the ride check, and that’s my best option. If we can’t calm him down, Ali can think of is killing him. Thoughts?

Ride: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27

Chuffy is getting better, but still not *quite* able to succeed. But then he gets an idea! Which will have to wait.

Trying it again Greta draws her trusty axe and willing it to blaze aflame.
Intimidate: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12

The goblin get closer to succeeding but still ultimately fail as a confused Squeelie Nord takes notice of them. The Dragon pigs body gurgles with acid as it begins to heave, ready to spray the goblins.....and instead farts.

Concentration DC 18: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

The dragon gurgles as a small toot emerges and nothing more. Saved from a stinking cloud!

Round 3
Mogmurch
Reta
Poog
Chuffy
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Dragon
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My idea is to draw a 'potion of sticky feet and hands' using the magic crayons, which I don;t think will work because Chuffy cannot craft potions. Would Chuffy know any better?