We be 5uper Goblins! (PFS PbP Gameday VII) 6 Oct 18 (Inactive)

Game Master Tyranius

"You stop fight piggy us!" Poog cries out.

Handle animal: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Cursing to all the goblin gods Greta tries again to intimidate the stupid pig.
Can I take 10 for a 21?

Moggy again tries to approach Squealy Nord for a ride of the beast.

Ride check 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21

My idea is to draw a 'potion of sticky feet and hands' using the magic crayons, which I don;t think will work because Chuffy cannot craft potions. Would Chuffy know any better?

Waiting for a response to this. Also, could Moggy use craft alchemy with the pigments to create something that would help?

Pregen II PbP wrote:

My idea is to draw a 'potion of sticky feet and hands' using the magic crayons, which I don;t think will work because Chuffy cannot craft potions. Would Chuffy know any better?

Waiting for a response to this. Also, could Moggy use craft alchemy with the pigments to create something that would help?

They can only be used to create inanimate objects and summon monster / nature's ally unfortunately.

Can I take 10 for a 21?

You can't take 10 during combat as it is a stressful situation.

Chuffy joins in the mad scramble to mount Squeely and actually manages to hange on this time, literally screaming in glee.

ride: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30

Mogmurch leaps on and slips right off of the dragon pig's side. Poog yells at the naughty pig, trying to calm it down. The effect only seems to confuse and anger it further. Though the distraction is enough to get Chuffy up onto Nord's back as he begins riding!

Greta Intimidate: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24

Nord shakes in fright as Greta intimidates the pig within. Nord rears up and breaths acid all over Mogmurch.

Breath Damage (Acid): 3d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 4) = 13
Rounds: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Movement Reduction: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Movement reduced by 15 feet. DC 19 Reflex to negate movement effect and reduce damage by half.

Sticky, caustic slop flings all over Mogmurch as Nord vomits.

Reminder (Success 1)
They may then attempt to cow their pig through friendship, threats, or riding Nord until the familiar sensation brings back his mind. Friendship requires a successful DC 18 Handle Animal check. Threats require a successful DC 20 Intimidation check. Riding requires a successful DC 29 Ride check. All of these checks require a standard action to perform, and the goblins must succeed 5 rounds in a row to calm Squealy Nord down.

Round 4
Mogmurch (32/45)
Greta
Poog
Chuffy
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Dragon
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”Ohhh! Acid throw fight piggy us!" Poog cries out.

Handle animal: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Moggy fumed yet again at this whole Squealy Nord situation. He was about to start throwing bombs but tried one more time to ride him.

Ride 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27

Can someone aid me? Or is the 29 a typo? That’s a crazy hard skill check!

ride: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29

Chuffy laughs at Moggy as he gets all splattered and tries to join him on the back of Squealy.

Would have aided Moggy if it would have helped, but the roll was good enough that he was able to do it himself. AND he gets to laugh at Mogmurch - BONUS!

Moggy blows a raspberry at Chuffy, considering throwing a bomb at him instead.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12
Next round.
Intimidate: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
My string of bad rolls continues!

You can most certainly aid each other.

Mogmurch reflex: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

Mogmurch gets stuck in place by the sticky pig bile as it burns his skin. the thick goo makes it incredibly difficult to climb onto Dragon Nord's backside to ride him as Chuffy continues to show off.

Poog and Greta have quite the difficult time as Nord pays them little mind with a small goblin on his back. Nord takes off running, bucking and leaping as Chuffy hangs on tight. nord takes to the air once again, landing in front of Greta.

This spooks Greta as she is unable to taunt it further having Nord this close.

Reminder (Success 2)
They may then attempt to cow their pig through friendship, threats, or riding Nord until the familiar sensation brings back his mind. Friendship requires a successful DC 18 Handle Animal check. Threats require a successful DC 20 Intimidation check. Riding requires a successful DC 29 Ride check. All of these checks require a standard action to perform, and the goblins must succeed 5 rounds in a row to calm Squealy Nord down.

Round 5
Mogmurch (32/45)
Greta
Poog
Chuffy
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Dragon
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”Ohhh! You dragon puppy piggy come to us!" Poog cries out.

Handle animal: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

ride: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34

Chuffy latches on as if inspired by Stinkrush, who has escaped from his bent and battered cage damaged in the wild ride and is latched on to Chuffy in much the same way. Bhuffy's cowbell is clanging and making as much noise as Chuffy himeself as he is tossed about.

"Woooo hoooo!!! Dragon-pig master Chuffy!"

Sulking at watching Chuffy bonding with Squealy Nord, Moggy drinks a potion of cure light wounds, healing up before trying again next round.

Clw 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Chuffy continues to ride the dragon pig like a natural pro, quickly becoming the envy of Mogmurch.

Squealy Nord begins to hack like a cat vomiting once more as he spits up all over Greta and Poog.

Breath Damage (Acid): 3d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 4) = 7
Rounds: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Movement Reduction: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Movement reduced by 15 feet. DC 19 Reflex to negate movement effect and reduce damage by half.

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Reminder (Success 3)
They may then attempt to cow their pig through friendship, threats, or riding Nord until the familiar sensation brings back his mind. Friendship requires a successful DC 18 Handle Animal check. Threats require a successful DC 20 Intimidation check. Riding requires a successful DC 29 Ride check. All of these checks require a standard action to perform, and the goblins must succeed 5 rounds in a row to calm Squealy Nord down.

Round 6
Mogmurch (38/45)
Greta
Poog
Chuffy
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Dragon
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”Last time I say come to us!" Poog cries out.

Handle animal: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

ride: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35

Dang!

Chuffy whips out his rope and grappling hook and tosses it around Squealy's neck, hen stands on his back ans SCREEEEAAAAMMS triumphantly, wondering what Squealy's puke tastes like and almost envying the others' opportunity to taste it.

"Fly, pig-dragon, fly!" he calls out, totally contradicting Poog's command.

Moggy really hated that ugly Chuffy.

One of Chuffy's boils burst and spits its ooze on Moggy.

None of you are near death at the moment so go ahead and give me the 5th round of actions for those trying to calm, ride or intimidate Nord while we wait for actions from Mogmurch and Greta.

Moggy sulks and tries to ride Nord one last time.

Ride 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24

”Calm!! You calm!! With us!" Poog cries out.

Handle animal: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

ride: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34

There is no dislodging the sticky Chuffy, even after Stinkrush (who is not nearly as enamored with the violent jerks) gives him a vindictive (and poisonous) nip. Chuffy hardly feels it and actually stands on the back of the whirling dragon-pig while holding on to the rope he's wrapped around Squealy's neck.

He's quite disappointed when it calms down in response to Poog's command.

”Dumb ole Squealy Nord. Moggy never am like you anyway! You like dumb ole Chuffy better....maybe you am give him big kisses!”.

As Chuffy rides the assault through Nord regains his senses and resumes his friendly attitude with his old posse as he begins to snort and and whip about in the air, even allowing you to ride freely on his newly enlarged form.

Squealy Nord flies high into the cliffs and has been roosting in a nest within a thin spot in the bag’s wall. Something sharp piercing the walls should free you from the confines of the Baglands.

”Yippee yes! Zarongel good is is!!“ Poog says excited.

Using an arrow point Greta gleefully stabs the confines of the the Baglands.
[b]"Stabby, Stabby, Slashy, slashy hoo!"[/B)

Chuffy remains atop the pig-dragon, hoping it does not change back once they get it out of the baglands.

The pocket dimension pops like a soap bubble, dumping it into the Astral Plane! The walls of the Baglands flash apart like a million startled swallows. The tiny world remains, but a swirling, sparkling void spins beyond the reach of the new island. Rivers and stones drift through the sky, and alien creatures flap through the floating landscape. Adventure awaits in this bizarre realm. Adventure befitting a true goblin hero!

That is the end of this module. i will work on getting chronicles out to you all tomorrow! Hope you all enjoyed and sorry you had a lengthy break in service there with your GM.

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