Wardove's Side-Treks

Game Master Laithoron


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Priyya: Surya-ka-Vahaak bulls-eyes the archer on the north cliff. As he passes out from his injuries, the man slips forward falling off the cliff. He bounces twice on the rocks before landing with a loud thud behind the thug that Felmor is fighting. Nodding in satisfaction, she drops the weapon, unsheathes her scimitar and runs towards Felmor's location. (Normally need BAB +1 to draw weapon as part of a move action, but I'll allow it.)

Morgaard: The able dwarf snatches up his bow as he runs past the cart.

Felmor: As the cliff-top bandit crashes down behind his first opponent, the brain-addled bandit just about jumps out of his skin.

Once again, Felmor cracks him upside the head and says, "That be two fer flinchin'!"

As the poor sap keels over with a concussion, he ducks and pivots on his right heel and sticks a dagger in the ribs of the guy behind him. "Git off me arse ye lead-footed landlubber!"

After seeing this his buddies are all either down or dead and that there are no sounds but those of people running towards him, the bandit turns tail and tries to run.

Felmor: You can make an AoO if you like.


Felmor mutters "Ye ain't jumpin' ship yet, lad."

AoO Club 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17, damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2
Captain Wardove, aka Alis wrote:
Priyya:(Normally need BAB +1 to draw weapon as part of a move action, but I'll allow it.)

Doh! I knew that... I was gettin' my Priyyas confused. :) Other Priyya would have had no problem with that. I'm happy to stick with the rules, if it matters. Priyya makes her move but hasn't pulled her sword yet.


Alis runs to the opposite side of the tree she's near and takes a shot at the guy...

Hand Crossbow 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 3 - 2 = 13 range penalty

...but the shot is stopped by the thickness of the armor on his shoulders.

From atop the south cliff, her new friend calls out, "I'll get 'im miss."

He waits until the fleeing fool runs past an opening in the treetops and fires...

composite longbow 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 4 - 2 = 21 dmg 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

...catching him in the right side about a hands-width below his armpit. The thug hits the turf face-first bleeding onto the ground. Nodding in satisfaction, the south archer winces as he remove off the bolt that Alexis put into his gut and then makes his way off the cliff using a concealed rope before jogging over to his new best friend.

"That should be all of 'em!" he says cheerfully.


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

If all the bad-guys are down, Priyya says, "Alis, maybe your new friend can tell us where the horses are, and other interesting facts."


2d8 + 3 ⇒ (5, 8) + 3 = 16

Perception 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (19) + 7 - 5 = 21

"Oh, good idea!" Alis turns to face her new buddy and pauses, "Wait, where did the guy Morgaard jumped go— OH NO!"

Looking back towards the cart, you see that the bandit leader, who you thought was out cold, is standing over Suny with a short sword held over her.

You each have time for a single action before the enemy acts.

hand crossbow 1d20 + 3 - 6 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 3 - 6 - 4 = 1 range, soft cover from Morgaard

composite longbow 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 - 4 = 6 soft cover from Morgaard

Both Alis and her friend fire on the murderous half-orc but are unable to hit him.


Spoiler:
HP: 08/22, AC: 17(Max 21(T13,FF14), DR: 1(Water Based Critters), F:+4, R:+7, W:+2, Perc: +6, Init: +3.
Captain Wardove, aka Alis wrote:


"Oh, good idea!" Alis turns to face her new buddy and pauses, "Wait, where did the guy Morgaard jumped go— OH NO!"

Looking back towards the cart, you see that the bandit leader, who you thought was out cold, is standing over Suny with a short sword held over her.

You each have time for a single action before the enemy acts.

(O_o)


MAP: Grassy Ridge #04


It's at times like these I wish i was a kender.

Felmor sees the half orc about ready to plunge his sword into Suny's body, and a reddish haze comes over him. He vaguely notes someone is yelling but it sounds out of focus, only later would he realize, it was him yelling foul obscenities about what he would do to the bandit, should he be caught. He knows he is too late to stop him but he tries anyway.

Run/charge at him in a straight line. Oh that tree that is there...oh well...DO IT ANYWAY

EDIT Priyya, you might want to do something about the insane sailor headed your way, he he.


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

Bloody Hell! thinks Priyya, considering her options. Her crossbow is unloaded and on the ground and she doesn't have one damn useful spell at this range. She falls back on the only thing she can think of... it might buy them some time.

She says matter-of-factly, "A DEAD Elf princess isn't much of a bargaining chip. Kill her and you will surely die. Keep her alive and you'll most likely walk away from this with your skin intact. Your choice."

Diplomacy 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25


Male Dwarf Barbarian 1

Morgaard stops in his tracks and turns to see the bandit standing near Alexis. He takes quick aim with his short bow and fires:

Attack:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Damage:1d6 ⇒ 6


Freaking out, Felmor tries to bullrush the tree. He makes a valiant effort snapping a few branches as he struggles towards the would-be murderer.

The bandit leader hesitates for a moment at the words "dead elf princess" and then laughs loudly saying, "It's own reward then!"

As he raises his sword to strike, Morgaard's arrow catches him in the back and the half-orc cries out in frustration.


Spoiler:
HP: 08/22, AC: 17(Max 21(T13,FF14), DR: 1(Water Based Critters), F:+4, R:+7, W:+2, Perc: +6, Init: +3.
Captain Wardove, aka Alis wrote:

Freaking out, Felmor tries to bullrush the tree. He makes a valiant effort snapping a few branches as he struggles towards the would-be murderer.

The bandit leader hesitates for a moment at the words "dead elf princess" and then laughs loudly saying, "It's own reward then!"

As he raises his sword to strike, Morgaard's arrow catches him in the back and the half-orc cries out in frustration.

(o_O)


Alexis's eyes flutter open from the noise above her. Thinking fast, you hear her yell out, "Elbereth!"

In the next moment, a dazzling riot of colors erupts from her open palm blasting both Suny and the half-orc.

Will save DC 16 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

unconscious, blinded & stunned 2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 rounds
then: blinded and stunned 1d4 ⇒ 4 rounds
then: stunned 1 = 1 round

Suddenly blasted into next week, the half orc drops his weapon which embeds itself in the ground about a half-inch from the side of Suny's head. He then topples forward landing atop her with a soft *thud*.

"Tch..." Alexis scoffs as she struggles to her feet, holding her neck. "Her? A princess? You actually thought she was the princess?! Please!"

She boots the unconscious half-orc in the head before regaining her composure and shouting, "Alissariel, Morgaard, are you alright?"


Alis motions to her new friend and the two come running over to Alexis' position. The archer looks at the nasty wound he caused on Alexis' neck and grimaces, "Oof... Sorry about that yer highnesses, I didn't know you two were together..."

Not wasting any time, Alis speaks a few words and touches the nasty wound with a blue light that radiates from her palm.

cure light wounds 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

After healing her sister, Alis hears a groan from the half-orc as he starts to wake up. "Sweetie," she says to the archer, "bind this guy before he recovers, would you?"

Hopping to obey, he uncoils a length of rope on the half-orcs' body and starts tying his hands and feet together.


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

Priyya picks up her crossbow and returns to the cart to check on Alexis and Suny. She will use her scimitar to coup de grace the 1/2 Orc unless someone objects.


Spoiler:
HP: 08/22, AC: 17(Max 21(T13,FF14), DR: 1(Water Based Critters), F:+4, R:+7, W:+2, Perc: +6, Init: +3.
Priyya_1 wrote:
Priyya picks up her crossbow and returns to the cart to check on Alexis and Suny. She will use her scimitar to coup de grace the 1/2 Orc unless someone objects.

Meeeee! I is objectin'! I wanna kick th' sack o' sh@# in'a head, as well as in'a %$#& an' then agin' in'a *&^%! (>_<)


"No, don't kill him." says Alexis, as she sees Priyya walk up. "He and his men need to face trial in Kassen for their crimes."

"Although, I suppose someone should at least get the ranger off of her," she pauses for a moment before frowning and walking off.

"She's liable to lay him if she wakes up like that." she mutters under her breath.


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

I think you have to be conscious to raise an objection. :P

Priyya looks at Alexis, "Why? They have attempted to do far worse here than steal a few horses."


With the help of Morgaard and her new buddy, Alis rounds up the rest of the unconscious bandits and ensures that they are all tightly bound so they can't escape. Only the one who fell from the cliff is dead — his neck and back both broken from the fall.

As her charm spell is about to run out, she has Felmor cold-conk the archer with his belaying pin and then ties him up too.


"Right, and they'll likely hang for that, but that's up to the people of Kassen to decide. This isn't Kyonin. It would violate decorum for Alis and I to have any part in executing foreign fugitives who have not had their due process."

FWIW, Suny and the captured criminals are all stable and at negative HP. The archer and leader are at positive HP, just incapacitated.


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

Priyya sighs. Clearly her view of justice is different than the Kirmoon's. She says "Who is still injured aside from Suny? If we have to march this rabble back to town, you should all be in top form."

Alexis wrote:
"Right, and they'll likely hang for that, but that's up to the people of Kassen to decide. This isn't Kyonin. It would violate decorum for Alis and I to have any part in executing foreign fugitives who have not had their due process."

She seems to be about to respond and then merely waves it off.

So all the characters are at full health with the exception of Suny?


Suny: -1/12
Alexis: 5/12
Morgaard: 14/16

Everyone else is uninjured, although Felmor is covered in pine sap. ;)


Male Dwarf Barbarian 1

Morgaard breathes a sigh of relief, then lights up his pipe. After taking a few puffs, he comments:

"We have to either dispatch them or take them back. If we do not, they will either follow us hoping to throttle us in our sleep or alert others of their clan and come back in greater numbers. Personally, I'd vote for the former, because they could have loyalty or kin in Kassan which would aid in their escape. For all we know, this might have been set up by someone there."


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

Priyya pulls Suny, Alexis, and Morgaard away from the prisoners. She absolutely refuses to heal any of them even a single point, and channels energy, twice.

Channel Energy (Healing):
30' radius burst, Heal: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 6) = 8

  • May remove 2 creatures from AoE

She bows her head, the scar on her right hand glows as she touches Suny...

Cure Light Wounds
RANGE: Touch
HEAL: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Mor and Alexis at full, Suny at 9 HP


Alexis thanks Priyya for the healing but remains unswayed in her opinion of justice.

Sighing, Alis comments, "If this was Kyonin or even Taldor I'd be all for dispatching them, but Sis has a point."

Looking at the cart, she says, "Why don't you guys load up the dead and injured on the cart. We've disarmed the half-orc, so tie a rope around his neck and fix it to the wagon to ensure he can't make a break for it. I'll scout around the area to see if the horses are nearby. It's getting late, but if we do find horses, we might yet be able to make it to town before it's too terribly late. If the dungeon is merely a game then it can wait another day. This is a bit more pressing, wouldn't you say?"


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2
Morgaard wrote:
"We have to either dispatch them or take them back. If we do not, they will either follow us hoping to throttle us in our sleep or alert others of their clan and come back in greater numbers. Personally, I'd vote for the former, because they could have loyalty or kin in Kassan which would aid in their escape. For all we know, this might have been set up by someone there."

"That is certainly possible. Regarding their fate, your Mistresses have already reached their decision - we return them to Kassan. We could question the leader and try to see if they had help from someone in town. We still need to find the horses as well. Perhaps they are hidden around here somewhere. There seems little sense in returning to town with the alleged criminals without the stolen property as well."


"I'll start searching to the east," Alis comments. "If anyone else wants to help, try to be quiet about it..."

With that, she heads for shadows of the southern rock face and disappears from sight.

Stealth 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

If all of you and the half-orc walk, you can just fit the other prisoners in the back while leaving the dead guy on the seat. It's quite a load for the ponies, but horses wouldn't have any problem.

If anyone would like to assist, please add Perception checks along with Stealth checks if you choose to be sneaky.

Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

Priyya seems tired and withdrawn as she looks to Felmore, "Would you mind searching West please? Go quietly. The faster we locate the horses, the faster we can get moving. I'll check in a Southerly direction."
Without another word she heads off, as stealthily as she is able.

Stealth 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 11
Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21


Felmor (NPC):
Stealth 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Perception 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (8) + 0 = 8

Although he's quiet about it, Felmor fumbles around in the bushes and trees for some time before returning to camp empty-handed.

Meanwhile to the south and east, with Priyya's help, the ladies eventually manage to come upon 9 horses tied up to the trees with black sacks secured over their eyes to keep them docile.

Alis comes out of hiding not far from Priyya and smiles. "Thanks, now let's get them back to the others..."

After a few minutes, the ladies return with the better part of a dozen horses in tow and satisfied looks on their faces.

"Hey, look what Priyya and I found." Alis beams. "Horses for everybody! Now, then, let's get them hitched up in place of the ponies."

Intimidate 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

She pauses and a sadistic grin crosses her face. "Guess we'll see if our half-orc is good at keeping his mount at a steady pace. Although I'm sure Suny wouldn't mind seeing him dragged along in the dirt by his neck should he not keep the same pace as the cart."

The half-orc blanches at Alis' words and regards the his situation ruefully.


Male Dwarf Barbarian 1

Morgaard takes his place in the cart, sitting on top of a supine corpse. He pops the reins lightly and turns the cart around begins the trek toward town. Looking over his shoulder, he comments:

Intimidate: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

"Aye, they want to take you to town, so we'll do that. However, if I hear a peep out of any of you, I'd kill the lot of you stone dead like my seat cushion here."

Morgaard pats the corpse gingerly on the head before popping the reins again to get the cart underway.

I am assuming everyone is now mounted. If the burden is too much, take the guy out from under my arse and strap him to a horse or drag him, but I'll drive the cart. :)


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

Screw that! Strap the corpse to the 1/2 Orc... Let's see how long he lasts. Run my lil' 1/2 Piggy! :)


The prisoners who are actually conscious pale when they see that the surly dwarf was serious about using their dead friend as a seat cushion and remain dead-silent.


Spoiler:
HP: 08/22, AC: 17(Max 21(T13,FF14), DR: 1(Water Based Critters), F:+4, R:+7, W:+2, Perc: +6, Init: +3.

As the healing power of Priyya washes over the brown skinned Elf, she groans. "Owwiiee, I done feel like I been rolled aroun' in'a surf too long..." She blinks and looks around at every one.

"Whut happen? Last thin' I reme'er seein' is..." She blinks at the half Orc and a dark look comes across her features

"YOU! Ye scrivvin', scum suckin', wood rotten' no good spawn o' a bilge Hag! Yer darn lucky there in't no ships mast handy, or'n I'd be runnin' a rope up th' mast, swingin' ye over th' side by yer ankles an' usin' ye fer BAIT!" She snarls, then winces again,

"Owwie..." She winces at the wounds and such that she still has, spending the rest of the journey back to the town doing her best not to bounce or jostle her still wounded shoulder.


At Suny's outburst, the half-orc finds himself suddenly grateful that she isn't the one in charge here. Throughout the trip, he pays extra-close attention to regulating his mount's pace to match that of Morgaard's cart.

Now mounted on horseback, you have a much easier and shorter trip retracing your earlier progress. Even so, it is well after dark when you return to town. The sound of so many horses arriving at such a late hour does attract some attention and a pair of guards who were out patrolling the town run up waving their hands.

"Ho there, what's all this then?" calls out one of the guards.


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

Priyya, glowing faintly in the darkness and being a mite irritable, decides to make a big splash. She casts...

Daylight on herself, lighting up the night out to a distance of 120'... which very clearly illuminates the cart, the missing horses, the prisoners, and probably a good sized chunk of the the town.


Suddenly able to see well thanks to Priyya's spell, the guards exclaim, "Is them the ones what stole the Schufer's horses? Ha! The ole man will be right tickled pink when he sees his stock back! I'll run 'n get 'im. Billy, would you show our new guests to the jail please?"

With that the man runs off to the east.

"Sure thing Tom!" Billy turns to you and says, "Thanks for your help strangers. Say, aren't you the ones who were heading off to do the tomb?"


Male Dwarf Barbarian 1

I spent like 10 minutes writing an explanation to the guards query and was beat to it by 22 seconds. Bleh...NVM, I am off to bed.


Spoiler:
HP: 08/22, AC: 17(Max 21(T13,FF14), DR: 1(Water Based Critters), F:+4, R:+7, W:+2, Perc: +6, Init: +3.

Suny takes advantage of Priyyas' light to cast an appraising eye over their prisoners. (Except the Half-Orc, on principal. :P)

*Sigh* Yeah, she be lookin' fer a cute one. Feller or gal, it makes no mind.

*Parting hugz to Morgaard* =)


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2

Priyya hops lightly off the horse, turning it over to the townsfolk. She stands quietly to one side, a human streetlamp, so the guards can do their work.


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2
Morgaard wrote:
I spent like 10 minutes writing an explanation to the guards query and was beat to it by 22 seconds. Bleh...NVM, I am off to bed.

'Night, Mor. Don't feel too bad... look upstring and you'll see Alis ninja'd me like 6 times this evening!


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2
Suny wrote:
*Sigh* Yeah, she be lookin' fer a cute one. Feller or gal, it makes no mind.

The DEAD one is pretty cute. Are we finally gonna see where Suny draws the line? :p


Male Sky Elf Game Master lv 20

Suny, you're more than welcome to share the cell with the prisoners if you like...


Spoiler:
HP: 08/22, AC: 17(Max 21(T13,FF14), DR: 1(Water Based Critters), F:+4, R:+7, W:+2, Perc: +6, Init: +3.
Laithoron wrote:
Suny, you're more than welcome to share the cell with the prisoners if you like...

I is jus' lookin' t' post some sort'a bail, or puttin' a word in fer their behalf. >_> I'm sure t'wus jus' th' mangy Half-Orc bein' a bully an' leadin' t'others astray, like....

As fer Priyyas' ideas...(>_<) Eeeewwwie!

After all, whut's th' thing o' bein' Good if'n there's no chance o' redeemin' folks...?


Female Aasimar -- born Kelesh Cleric / 2
Suny wrote:
As fer Priyyas' ideas...(>_<) Eeeewwwie!

Sister, don't open the door unless you are prepared to walk through it! And now we KNOW what Suny's sexual limits are... she only sleeps with guys that are mostly dead. - Sorry, needed to get in my obligatory 'Princess Bride' reference for the day.


After you finish getting the prisoners secured in the jail, Darren and his boys Pete and Jim come running up. When their eyes land upon their horses their faces light up.

"Hot damn!" whoops the old man, "That's damn near all of 'em!"

"I thank you folks kindly. If you want to stop by in the mornin' I'll have yer reward for you. I can't thank you enough for this!"


Spoiler:
HP: 08/22, AC: 17(Max 21(T13,FF14), DR: 1(Water Based Critters), F:+4, R:+7, W:+2, Perc: +6, Init: +3.
Priyya_1 wrote:
Sister, don't open the door unless you are prepared to walk through it! And now we KNOW what Suny's sexual limits are... she only sleeps with guys that are mostly dead. - Sorry, needed to get in my obligatory 'Princess Bride' reference for the day.

Don't be pushin' there, luv. This board be havin' safeties built in, I dun't wunt t' be th' one pushin' levers past where they shouldn't ought'a be goin'....

Upon seeing the stable hands again, Suny brightens up.

'Um...we in't wanderin' back out in't th' forest agin' t'night, is we...?" She asks, though something seems to be distracting the blond Elf from her conversation with her adventuring companions...(^_^)


As the Schufers lead their horses away, Tom says, "Hey, and be sure to stop by and see the constable in the morning too. These men were wanted bandits long before they ever stole Darren's horses. There was a reward of 50 gold on each of 'em and a 'nuther 100 for the leader!"

Billy explains further, "They've been harassing people on the roads for the better part of a year now. Even killed a few folks who tried to stand up to 'em. Half-orc doesn't like elves much and actually raped a lil' half-elf girl not much younger than you before giving her to the others." He scowls and looks down at the ground, "It weren't pretty... hangin's too good for 'em but they'll git what they deserve, don't you worry."


Paling at Billy's words, Alis responds to Suny, "No, we'll stay here at the inn tonight."

With Alexis in tow, the two of them say their goodnights and head into the Seven Silvers, Morgaard following behind them.


As Suny looks on at the stable hands, the singer from last night wanders by. When he sees her he scowls and shouts out to them, "Hey, just a warning guys, don't lay the blonde. My junk's been burning like a god-dammed bonfire since I woke up this morning!"

With that he glares at Suny before heading off to where-ever he lives.

Eyes growing wide, the stable-hands recoil in disgust and finish their work with all due haste before departing in the opposite direction.

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