The Spider's Web: A game of assassins and mistrust.
Game Master
Tark the Ork
Female Human Housewife/1
Wait, so our wave oracle is a deep one as well?
why are we assassins when we have Hydra on our side? We could drive the entire world mad and watch them kill each other!
Male Orc Expert 5
Hu5tru wrote: Wait, so our wave oracle is a deep one as well?
why are we assassins when we have Hydra on our side? We could drive the entire world mad and watch them kill each other!
Because Dagon is a sexist a*#!*!+ who demands Hydra stay in the kitchen all day making babies and sammiches.
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Resurfacing briefly - I'm not the wave oracle, I'm the witch who can breath underwater.
Female Human Housewife/1
AAA!! It can float! BURN HER!!
Female Tiefling Witch/1
But what else floats? "Small rocks"
Witch Hunt
Male Orc Expert 5
Psyana Rashkar wrote: But what else floats? "Small rocks"
Witch Hunt
A DUCK!
Male Orc Expert 5
In character thread is up and ready.
Female Human Housewife/1
Oh man, that entrance. Why do I feel that my blind oracle is going to be like a creepy porn addict at one of those sad conventions going around wanting to feel up all the silicone enhanced "stars?"
Yeah, this is great. Give the unwise CHA 18 oracle with 30' vision blinders....
Female Tiefling Witch/1
I don't have that problem, no charisma involved here.
Female Human Housewife/1
Wanna do my entrance justice, so I'll wait till my tomorrow morning. Husband's been gone most of the day and I want to spend some time with him this evening.
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Have we already lost our alchemist? He has not posted since Saturday.
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
His DM alias has been active - it just may be that he hasn't logged on yet today and noticed that the game thread has kicked off.
Male Dhampir Alchemist (Psychonaut) 1
That's exactly what it was. Too used to checking my list of games, forgot this one hadn't started yet so wouldn't be on there.
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
Yeah - I find it a bit annoying that it only starts tracking the campaign once you've posted in the Game thread.
Come on in and join the festivities :)
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
I almost went with Mr Pink....
Female Human Housewife/1
you going to be miserly with the waitress who brings you coffee, too?
Totally had to go with the Highlander reference since she brought it up recently.
Male Orc Expert 5
Gethric Orted wrote: I almost went with Mr Pink.... I was tempted to give the names out and call someone Mr. Pink...
Female Human Housewife/1
well, the site isn't letting me choose my alias from the drop down menu right now, so i'll wait on posting until it wants to let me...
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Hu5tru wrote: well, the site isn't letting me choose my alias from the drop down menu right now, so i'll wait on posting until it wants to let me... Can you try a different browser? Mine is working fine.
Female Human Housewife/1
my firefox locked up on me. kicked it in the processes and started it back up like a dream. :P
Male Orc Expert 5
I like how everyone is talking at the deaf girl while she frantically puts a curse on all of you. Good thing you weren't saying NO! YOU FOOL!
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
Tark and fellow codenamed assasin squaddies - just a forward notice, from 14th December to 10th January I will be going on vacation back downunder to visit relatives and whatnot.
While I will retain net access throughout the trip, it's likely that my available online time and therefore post rate will drop down. If needed at any time, please feel free to DMPC Gethric to keep things rolling onwards.
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Gethric Orted wrote: Tark and fellow codenamed assasin squaddies - just a forward notice, from 14th December to 10th January I will be going on vacation back downunder to visit relatives and whatnot.
While I will retain net access throughout the trip, it's likely that my available online time and therefore post rate will drop down. If needed at any time, please feel free to DMPC Gethric to keep things rolling onwards.
After not quickly responding to an inquiry, Spawn mysteriously finds a long dagger protruding from his sternum.
Female Human Housewife/1
might I ask why message is spellcraft 16 for you? it is a 0 level spell, so it should be 15.
Female Tiefling Witch/1
My bad, though that level-0 counted as level-1 like they do for most things. Then it should be 15, will fix it on the IC thread.
Male Orc Expert 5
Hu5tru is correct.
Gethric's Status as a Pimp: confirmed.
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
Well I was going for a seedy gambling joint - but since we ended up in a brothel anyhow may as well roll with the punches.
We're going to have a LOT of trouble wandering around without getting noticed in Egorian methinks...
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Then we have two options:
1) Sneaky at night;
2) Underwater - I do not know how many people I can keep breathing underwater at a time, but I can maintain it on myself even if I am sleeping.
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
Moving as individuals will help immensely - not much to note of a single half-orc walking around... but one with a tiefling, a dhampir, deaf half-elf and a mouthy hooker all walking behind as ducklings tends to draw one's eyes ;)
Female Human Housewife/1
hey. my hooker uses her mouth to your benefit. not my problem your half orc is too moody to recognize that she has repeated the word "professional" several times now.
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
The mouthy hooker was meant merely as a factual representation of your character as known thus far. I mean you have stated it's pretty much based fairly strongly on Trixie from Deadwood right?
Gethric isn't moody just insular and guarded.
Female Human Housewife/1
she ain't got sense motive :P
Female Tiefling Witch/1
The nice thing about spending time underwater is that I do not have to listen to the whining of people.
Female Human Housewife/1
Hang out with aqua man recently?
He's just about as useful to the Justice League. :P
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Most men I meet underwater are breathless around me - makes it much easier to get donations from them.
And if we need to make a rapid escape, being able to dive into a canal or river or lake and just disappear is quite useful - hounds have a terrible time tracking one under water for a mile or two.
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
Psyana - just a little question as I was wondering. While you can breathe underwater, you don't have any Swim ranks and have a Strength penalty... RAW - Even in calm water, you need to roll every round as you can't take 10 to make progress.
Might it be worth a slight readjustment of your 1st level skill ranks if you're really thinking about spending much time under the water?
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Thought about that - figure I never drown, so, I could just walk along the bottom if necessary. If you want me to swim up a fast flowing river, then I would have a problem. In looking at my skills, I think I will switch 1 point from Sense Motive to Swim. I will get a lot of skill points between my Int and taking a few rogue levels along the way to balance things out. Thanks for mentioning this though.
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
No probs - was just a thought that flittered across my mind as I thought of how a hectic run from a failed hit would play out ;)
Might be worth a confirm from Tark that you can sink and walk on the river floor instead of swimming. Especially without being loaded down with alot of kit.
Female Tiefling Witch/1
My vote would be for me and the blind oracle to jump in some water deep enough to hide us. Figure she without sight and me without strength would be the two with the greatest difficulty fleeing from a determined pursuit.
From reading the Hex, we could both stay there for hours if necessary. I do not know how many people I could keep under water, but if it is a standard action to use a hex and the water breathing lasts 1 minute, I should be able to keep all 5 of us down, although this would limit our movement somewhat - I guess I could still hex someone and move each round.
Female Human Housewife/1
my blind oracle is especially adept at hiding... even better at night, and when shadows are about.
and as much as i'm sure our professional brethren would like to see the two ladies in a wet tee-shirt contest...
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
Just a warning on using Diplomacy to Gather Information - the skill implies that it carries 1d4 hours of talking to people to get the benefit. Since we are assassins and with some fairly distinctive appearances we'd best be careful with who and what we talk to.
So when we do use Gather Info, might be best to couch it in who do we talk to and what do we ask them.
Not saying that we shouldn't use it - but to safeguard against potential traces back to us, we should be circumspect in its use.
Besides - for recon on the compound, we should get the information that Psyana was after from a straight Perception based observation.
Female Human Housewife/1
uh... well, i'm having a bit of trouble connecting thoughts together today. I can read, but abstract thought is a bit of a challenge for some reason. Might have caught my mother in law's dumb or my brain loaded in Zarathustra's Lion mode today.
Well, there goes the theory about catching MIL's dumb if I can still recall my reading of Thus Spoke Zarathustra. Guess I'm just having an off day.
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Ok - so, if we all put 1 point into Linguistics, we can create our own language of hand signals and will be able to communicate that way.
And a more interesting question is, what does our blind oracle shoot with her crossbow? Just randomly shoot and listen to see if she hits anything?
Female Half-Elf Waves Oracle 1
I'm planning to put one point in Linguistics next level to read lips--that should cover most of the issues. But the hand signals thing would be useful for us in any case!
Female Human Housewife/1
hey, i can see 30 feet in front of me.
if your blind oracle needs to shoot her crossbow, we're likely in TPK territory. Soooo... the moment that becomes a need, run. :P
Female Tiefling Witch/1
Did everyone go on vacation? Nobody but TarkXT and I have posted since Thursday. This is your big chance to be evil and kill for fun.
Psyana begins to slumber hex people on the street for fun from a concealed location just for the enjoyment of watching them fall down asleep for 6 seconds in a public place.
Male Halfling Rogue 2 (Thief) 26/26 HP
Still here, just haven't had time to put together a cogent post due to being on vacation ;)
Should have something up tonight.
Female Human Housewife/1
I'm here, just have an ill husband which makes getting into a not good character kinda hard.
Male Dhampir Alchemist (Psychonaut) 1
Holiday crap is keeping me super busy but I'm around. Plus I didn't knwo my previous post was eaten so I assumed I'd posted more than apparently I had.
Male Orc Expert 5
I find it funny how the firt plans presented in a silent assassination involve murdering the dudes entire household.
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