Acro 14, Bluff 14, Craft (alch) 25, Dipl 14, Dis Dev 20, Disg 3, Esc Art 8, Int 8, Know (arc/local/nature/planes) 10/10/8/8, Ling 9, Perc 20, Pro (cook/sailor) 10/12, Sen Mot 12, Sle Hand 9, Spell 10, Stea 19, Surv 9, UMD 11
M Human (Azlanti) Investigator | Level 8
Vitals:
HP 60/60 | AC 18 (27), T 13 (20), FF 15 (21) | F 4 R 9 (13) W 10 | CMB +7(11) CMD 20(28)| Init +5(9) | Perc +20(19)
Mesdoram pats Smiley on the side, fishes a piece of fresh pork out of a waterproof pouch and feeds it to his pet dire tiger, and then smiles as the tiger licks his hand for any stray juices.
When he hears Rameth he groans inwardly and steps forward to address the man.
Good day kind sir, my name is Mesdoram Blackfeather and this is my friend Rameth the Delver. We are looking for a shop to purchase magical scrolls with which to further our adventures in hostile climes and my friend tells me your shop is highly recommended for such purpose. Could you tell me if you have scrolls of the aforementioned spells on hand?
Diplomacy:1d20 + 1d8 + 13 ⇒ (2) + (6) + 13 = 21Well, that's not quite a disaster, but dang.
also you know that we can't use scale spikes right? Target one living creature/level that is a reptile, has the dragon type, or has the reptilian subtype, and that also has a natural armor bonus of at least +1
The next morning comes earlier than expected after a night of scribing and studying.
Rameth is slow to wake and they head out, using the directions given and the hints of how to not get ambushed on their way there! They arrive at the camp and no one is there, though both are positive he is waiting for them somewhere.
Acro 14, Bluff 14, Craft (alch) 25, Dipl 14, Dis Dev 20, Disg 3, Esc Art 8, Int 8, Know (arc/local/nature/planes) 10/10/8/8, Ling 9, Perc 20, Pro (cook/sailor) 10/12, Sen Mot 12, Sle Hand 9, Spell 10, Stea 19, Surv 9, UMD 11
M Human (Azlanti) Investigator | Level 8
Vitals:
HP 60/60 | AC 18 (27), T 13 (20), FF 15 (21) | F 4 R 9 (13) W 10 | CMB +7(11) CMD 20(28)| Init +5(9) | Perc +20(19)
My name, as I seem to be saying a lot recently, is Mesdoram Blackfeather of Oppara, and this is my friend Rameth the Delver. We're looking for one Averaka, who is a guide recommended to us in Magnimar by the Pathfinder Society. They said we could meet him here.
Look to your left, you will see a crate, put all your weapons, spell pouches and potions in it then go sit on the stumps to your right. Once that is done you can make your offer
Acro 14, Bluff 14, Craft (alch) 25, Dipl 14, Dis Dev 20, Disg 3, Esc Art 8, Int 8, Know (arc/local/nature/planes) 10/10/8/8, Ling 9, Perc 20, Pro (cook/sailor) 10/12, Sen Mot 12, Sle Hand 9, Spell 10, Stea 19, Surv 9, UMD 11
M Human (Azlanti) Investigator | Level 8
Vitals:
HP 60/60 | AC 18 (27), T 13 (20), FF 15 (21) | F 4 R 9 (13) W 10 | CMB +7(11) CMD 20(28)| Init +5(9) | Perc +20(19)
Just once, I'd like to meet someone in a tavern over a nice, civilized beer - only one beer! - and then go our merry way.
Mesdoram will pull out his many, many dagger, club, crossbow, bolts, wands, extracts, potions and finally his basket-hilted sword which he'll thrust down next to the box, then cross his arms and wait.
A large half orc emerges from the trees, obviously having dismissed his invisibility, he carries a bow which he slings over his back and then sits on a third stump
Acro 14, Bluff 14, Craft (alch) 25, Dipl 14, Dis Dev 20, Disg 3, Esc Art 8, Int 8, Know (arc/local/nature/planes) 10/10/8/8, Ling 9, Perc 20, Pro (cook/sailor) 10/12, Sen Mot 12, Sle Hand 9, Spell 10, Stea 19, Surv 9, UMD 11
M Human (Azlanti) Investigator | Level 8
Vitals:
HP 60/60 | AC 18 (27), T 13 (20), FF 15 (21) | F 4 R 9 (13) W 10 | CMB +7(11) CMD 20(28)| Init +5(9) | Perc +20(19)
Mesdoram will sit back and start talking.
So it's like this...
He'll explain about how he was shanghaied by the bastard Harrigan's goons, led a mutiny, found a lost island, defeated the Chelish Navy, became a leading Free Captain only to have the new Hurricane Queen cheat him out of his ship and strand him in Wati, which led him to Katapesh and a false trial, which led him to the Isle of Jalmeray, and now back to Magnimar where he found a drunk in the bar selling a map which is the most authentic way to come across treasure maps because, as everyone knows, maps hidden in libraries and ancient temples are almost always fakes used to prank novices or in scavenger hunts.
Acro 14, Bluff 14, Craft (alch) 25, Dipl 14, Dis Dev 20, Disg 3, Esc Art 8, Int 8, Know (arc/local/nature/planes) 10/10/8/8, Ling 9, Perc 20, Pro (cook/sailor) 10/12, Sen Mot 12, Sle Hand 9, Spell 10, Stea 19, Surv 9, UMD 11
M Human (Azlanti) Investigator | Level 8
Vitals:
HP 60/60 | AC 18 (27), T 13 (20), FF 15 (21) | F 4 R 9 (13) W 10 | CMB +7(11) CMD 20(28)| Init +5(9) | Perc +20(19)
On the back of a golden dragon with a legion of paladins marching behind me. But since I have neither of things, we've got a magical teleportation scroll.
Acro 14, Bluff 14, Craft (alch) 25, Dipl 14, Dis Dev 20, Disg 3, Esc Art 8, Int 8, Know (arc/local/nature/planes) 10/10/8/8, Ling 9, Perc 20, Pro (cook/sailor) 10/12, Sen Mot 12, Sle Hand 9, Spell 10, Stea 19, Surv 9, UMD 11
M Human (Azlanti) Investigator | Level 8
Vitals:
HP 60/60 | AC 18 (27), T 13 (20), FF 15 (21) | F 4 R 9 (13) W 10 | CMB +7(11) CMD 20(28)| Init +5(9) | Perc +20(19)
Mesdoram makes absolutely certain to collect his own gear, which takes a long time since he has so much, and then declares himself nominally ready as well.
I'm going to retro-purchase 2 weeks of food for myself and Smiley!