Flo comes to her senses a touch too late before Colvyn begins telling Lord Kaijitsu about himself. She breaks off her dance as politely, but hastily, as she can before heading towards the angry man. Coming into proximity, she bows deeply. "My Lord Kaijitsu, it is a pleasure to see you here again! We are all just enjoying some food, drink, and dancing. Clearly my friend here has had a little too much of one of those things..." she says as she nudges Colvyn a little. By the Dreamer, get off his table at least!
"I understand that we aren't the people you are likely to do this sort of thing with, but it would be an honor if you would join us! We have a freshly roasted boar that we provided and that Ms. Ameiko deftly prepared!" As much of an old crotchety grouch he is, we need him to not hate us! Enemies in high places aren't something we can handle right now.
After his little speech, he climbs down and takes note of a certain bard leaving the party early...with a guest no less.
Be quick about it.
He then takes in the scene of Kargas asking for a dance. Cade keeps moving through the crowd of people hoping that his size does not get him trampled.
Cade makes his rounds around the room talking to this person or that one. Always on the move as he continues to chat and be friendly with everyone that came out.
As Lord Kaijitsu enters the room.
His voice is just loud enough that it can be heard by those around him.
oh, oh it is Mr. Laughs
"What in the Nine Hells is this?" He shouts angrily.
As the music stops Cade is towards the back of the room.
His voice gets little lowerYour new son in law?
He laughs a bit at his own humor.
When no one answers him right away...Cade is about to speak up when Colvyn does the job for him.
Damn it Jerry that is my job to piss him off. OH well can not be helped know.
Kargas is just starting to feel like he's getting the hang of this when Lord Kaijitsu starts yelling. Not wishing to offend one of this town's chiefs but reluctant to step away from Ameiko, he glances uncertainly at her for a cue.
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Well, there are worse ways to spend time. And at least she's ...
The thought is cut off as she kisses him. Hormones kind of take over at that point.
Ameiko turns and goes pale as she sees her father enter. For a moment she is at a loss for words.
"Uh, dancing and having party. I'm surprised you couldn't tell."
"Oh great, it's Lord Angry for no reason."
"My Lord Kaijitsu, it is a pleasure to see you here again!"
His voice is just loud enough that it can be heard by those around him...
Kargas ... he glances uncertainly at her for a cue.
Glancing back and forth between Ameiko and her angry father, the half-orc makes a snap decision. That much, at least, comes easily. "This has been really nice, sorry it didn't last. I'll take the heat." he whispers to her, then steps away towards the older man with his hands spread wide in a What can you do? gesture.
Think, Kargas, talk like Rig! Or Cade, if he decided to be nice... Clearing his throat, the berserker starts in to his speech a trifle awkwardly, though his voice become smother as he hits hist stride.
"Chief-Lord Kaijitsu, be welcome! Yeah, uh, just ignore the short ones, they're drunk and ornery! But Miss Flor! She, er, is as clever as she is pretty, and we definitely had a hunt today and took down a boar in the Tickwood. As a, ah, gesture of thanks to this town which has treated us so well we decided to host a feast. But, y'know, since we're new here we didn't really have our place to have one at. If we've given offense to you the blame is mine....I, uh, I was insistent that the celebration be held here, and your daughter was gracious enough to humor me. Not to worry, we saved more than enough for you!" He ends with a strange little bow, throwing a slightly panicked look at Flor and Cade.
"Uh, dancing and having party. I'm surprised you couldn't tell."
"I was addressing my daughter, young lady, and not you," Lord Kaijitsu growls. "I can clearly see that my daughter is indeed cavorting with this... this... ... primitive."
"but sometimes, us commoners, like to dance and listen to fun music. "
"I care not a whit what commoners care to do. But my daughter is no commoner. And here she is, acting like some Varisian tavern wench!"
"...but it would be an honor if you would join us! We have a freshly roasted boar that we provided and that Ms. Ameiko deftly prepared!"
Lord Kaijitsu glowers at Floredana.
"Sister Floredana, I'm sure you mean well. But do not try to calm me down by telling me that my daughter has been cooking! For you! Like some common servant!"
"Chief-Lord Kaijitsu, be welcome! Yeah, uh, just ignore the short ones, they're drunk and ornery!..."
Lord Kaijitsu looks Kargas up and down.
"Amazing! It seems that the savage is the only one who knows how to address a Lord properly! Now, Mister orc, whatever your name was, If you would be so kind as to take your hands off my daughter."
As the music stops Cade is towards the back of the room.
His voice gets little lower
Your new son in law?
"Hah! Haha... *cough* *ahem*..."
Cyrdak begins closely examining the chandelier above.
"Come on, now, dear fellow. This was my hunting trip we are celebrating, and-"
Lord Kaijitsu practically explodes at Aldern.
"Don't 'My dear fellow' me! Your insignificant title and your pathetic excuse for an estate do not entitle you to address me as any kind of an equal."
He turns on Ameiko again.
"私はこれを十分に持っていました！このように私を恥ずかしく思うのはどうですか？"
"That's enough father! You can't come barging in here bellowing at everyone! This is my business and these are my customers!"
Ameiko crosses her arms sternly.
"If you're going to come in here and make a scene you can speak Taldane. It's rude to talk about others in a language they can't understand."
"Fine! But I've come to tell you. With the imminent danger of an attack by the goblin alliance, I've decided that we are returning to Magnimar. It will be safer there. So go and pack your things."
"I'm sure these... Sandpoint Six," he says with a sneer, "can handle the so-called goblin menace without us."
There is some murmuring around the tavern. Some of it is the typical gossipy things one would expect, but there are a few people saying things like:
"Goblin alliance? Wot's e' talkin' about?"
"The goblins are allied? Against us?"
"Izze' sayin' there's gonna be another raid?"
"Crikey! I barely made thru' da last one!"
Kargas' eyes narrow at the old man, but aside from a twitch of his hands he remains still. It would be bad to kill him, coward or no.
Colvyn climbs down from the table, his fists shaking with fury. He walks over to Cade. "Cade, damage control on the crowd please." He then moves to the source of his fury. "Your Lordness, might I suggest you take this conversation to a more private room upstairs. We wouldn't want to create a wave of panic among the people you are sworn to protect, by spreading incomplete or unverified information." He waves toward the stair, hoping that the old man would comply.
Cade starts to make his way towards the front but is stopped by Colvyn. Cade nods and looks around the room. He notes the look of despair around the room. He puts on his best smile as he moves through the crowd. No worries..it is ok....we got this..
Cade claps his hands rather loudly in hopes of drawing everyone's attention to himself as he makes his way to stand in front of Lord Kaijitsu and looks over at Kargas.
You and I need to have a talk about the short jokes. I am a halfling for Jerry's sake. Everyone in the cosmos knows that we are short. Please come up with something original when you wish to trade insults with me.
His smile is genuine and there is no doubt in anyone's mind that he took the insult as nothing but a jest in good nature. He turns and looks up at the Lord.
Lord Kaijitsu, It is so good to see you again. I had so hoped that you would be in a better mode than last we met. I do apologize for my words that suggested you stayed in your mansion with your guards during the goblin attack. Those words were spoken in the heat of the moment and I regret the saying of such blasphemes words to one of your station. I can see my mistake now and for those hurtful words...I can only hope that you would be so kind as to grace one such as myself; of lower standing in the social hierarchy with the acceptance of my most heartfelt apology.
He keeps his smile on his face but after a few seconds he continues on.
I was wondering if you would be so kind as to explain to us of commoner blood, just how you came into possession of information that there is a goblin attack. I mean please forgive me but when we were out and about the wilderness that surrounds the city we saw no evidence of a goblin army amassing in the forest. I could be wrong as it is a very large world out there, especially to one of my height...
He looks at Kargas for a second as if to say "see that is how it is done" but we did not not see any of your guards searching the area. I am sure that we just were in a different areas all together. I am sure that one of your intellect, social standing and money can explain this to us that have none of those qualities. What is this attack you speak of. Please explain....
Cade's features soften a bit as he looks at the old man.
I am sure that you are concerned with the well fair of your daughter and wish her to be safe. I am a father myself and can understand that need to protect your children from harm. I am also sure that you would do or say anything to make sure your child is not harmed. As any parent would do regardless of social standings.....am I correct in that assumption? Lord Kaijitsu
By all that is Holy, Lord Kaijitsu is going to lose his mind. Private conversation with people who just insulted you? Cade essentially just accused him of treason. I don't even know where to start, I'll tend to the crowd and hope for the best... As Cade begins speaking with Lord Kaijitsu, Flo takes over in easing the crowd's worries.
"Good people, there is naught to fear! The Sandpoint Six and the townguard are working together to ensure there are no more goblin raids. Please, continue enjoying your drink and food! I'm sure the music and other jovialities shall resume momentarily," she announces.
Where has Rig run off to?! We could use his talents right now! I have some experience with this sort of thing, but we need Rig here!
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Laurana jumped in at the end of Flo's assurances, "Yea, we will protect you even if Lord Kaijitsu cannot, or wont, from an army only he seems to know about. " The last bit of her words grow softer as she starts to think about it.
"Your Lordness, might I suggest you take this conversation to a more private room upstairs."
"Not that it's any business of yours, rat-man, but if my daughter wishes our conversation to be understood by eavesdroppers then that is on her head."
...I can only hope that you would be so kind as to grace one such as myself; of lower standing in the social hierarchy with the acceptance of my most heartfelt apology.
He keeps his smile on his face but after a few seconds he continues on.
I was wondering if you would be so kind as to explain to us of commoner blood, just how you came into possession of information that there is a goblin attack...
"Mister Goodbarrel, you have the infuriating habit of speaking in such a way as I can never tell if you are mocking me or not. As to this information, well, you were at the same meeting I was. Though it was hardly my idea to invite you. Had it been up to me you would not have been."
Ameiko looks at Kargas with surprise.
"Is this true what my father says?"
Before Kargas can answer, she throws her hands up in the air.
"It doesn't matter! This is my business and it won't run itself! If there are problems in Sandpoint then us Sandpointers must stay and deal with them!"
She walks back around behind the bar, and returns to where the suckling pig sits on the carving platter. She picks up the ladle for spooning up the drippings and begins preparing plates.
"This is a party and I am the hostess! I'm not going to run off in the middle of the night!"
"Good people, there is naught to fear! The Sandpoint Six and the townguard are working together to ensure there are no more goblin raids...." she announces.
"Yea, we will protect you even if Lord Kaijitsu cannot, or wont, from an army only he seems to know about. "
The group addresses the crows, but overall they don't seem that convinced. There is still whispering, and a few people get up to leave.
"Really?" Sir Aldern gets up, looking at the group. "The goblins are coming back?"
"Well... if they come back, I'll have a surprise for them next time, won't I?" Aldern pats his sword cane with a wink and a smile.
"Hm. Well, there's been goblin attacks afore. We always beat 'em."
Das rubs his chin in thought.
"Still... might be a good night to keep the shop open late. Might sell a few things if this gets around. You folks have a good night, and drop to the ol' shop soon."
Das nods and takes his leave.
"Rat-man??" Colvyn looks up at the old man with angry eyes. "For one that like to be addressed by his title, you seem to forget to use mine quite often, your Lordship." Colvyn stand as straight as he can, never losing eye contact. "My friend calls me Colvyn, and one call me Jerry... for some reason... But you shall address me has Brother Dashtail, warpiest of Erastil." Taking a short pause to make sure he doesn't start slapping the man, Colvyn continue after a few breaths. "So far you have proven to me that you are more interested in protecting your coin purse then the community here. Being a leader isn't just about the privileges of the station, it is also about your obligations."
"I was at that meeting, and I remember your words, your Lordship. You refused to call up the militia cause that implied paying them. You were also telling us that another attack wasn't imminent now that the town was on alert. Now you come here and scare everybody by saying that another attack is coming? I will repeat the question of my friend here. Did you, get new info we should be aware of, your Lordship?"
Well, there are worse ways to spend time. And at least she's ...
The thought is cut off as she kisses him. Hormones kind of take over at that point.
Clothes begin to slide off as Shayliss guides Rig towards a stack of canvas sheets. She runs her hand through his hair as she pulls him down towards her. Their kissing becomes more urgent, until it leads to... other things.
Rig hears the heavy tread of footsteps coming down the stairs! He looks and in the dim light and sees a large middle-aged man coming down the stairs! Whoever it is hasn't noticed you yet, but they will within seconds!
Kargas nods at Ameiko, throwing a puzzled glace around the room. "Yeah, the goblin tribes have a new boss and have teamed up. Fight's comin'...not sure why that's a secret...people deserve to know, can't fight someone if you don't know they're coming."
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Figuring that greasing the stairs is just cruel, and not sure he wants to fight while in flagrante, Rig opts for a somewhat unconventional option... he begins to drone in a soothing voice, while trying to pull his clothes on.
This is turning into a diplomatic nightmare. WHERE. IS. RIG?! Repressing her fury, she gives Ameiko a smile and takes one of the wooden spoons. "Ms. Ameiko, would it be alright if I borrowed this? I'll return it, I promise!" She then slips it into her belt for later use.
"Pleasant travels Mr. Korvut! Thanks for coming out!" she says, waving him off. Flo then approaches the group of angry men. "Gentlemen, please be civil. If you have sterner words for each other, please take this outside. You are scaring the townsfolk when they are trying to have a night of fun!" she says with a sweet smile on her lips, but a 'you need to stop talking or do it somewhere else' look in her eyes.
Flo is looking modestly flustered when Kargas opens his mouth. She takes him by the arm and speaks softly into his ear. "People should know they are in danger, but timing is important too. They will all feel helpless and remember this night as a disaster! We need them to enjoy themselves after all they have been through and present them with facts at a later date! Would you please help me calm the crowd and keep the Good Lord from having the little C's flogged for their disrespect towards a noble?"
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Figuring that greasing the stairs is just cruel, and not sure he wants to fight while in flagrante, Rig opts for a somewhat unconventional option... he begins to drone in a soothing voice, while trying to pull his clothes on.
Shayliss looks up in confusion.
"Rig, darling, what are you- *GASP!*"
Suddenly she sees the figure coming down the stairs.
"Uh, Dad?"
"What?"
The man looks at Rig in surprise.
"Who the hell are you?"
Then he sees Shayliss, hiding behind Rig.
"AND WHAT THE DEVIL IS THIS??!!" he shouts.
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Kargas frowns and mulls Flor's explanation over for a moment. "We know about the goblins, and we're having a good time. They any different? The fight with the goblins will come when it comes, all this fuss over simple shit is giving me a headache."
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[i]Well, THIS is awkward. Man, I was really hoping the fascination thing would work on this guy,[i] Rig thinks to himself.
Rig stands his ground. "Hello, sir," he says a bit more sheepishly than he planned. "My name is Rig." There's no point in lying. He doesn't offer his hand because it would probably be a waste of time. "I apologize for the circumstances of our meeting. I'm not going to try to lie to you or make up some lame excuses. Shay and I were getting to know each other. You look like the kind of fellow who had his share of girlfriends in the past. Sometimes people just get carried away, you know?"
"The difference is that they don't have the means to fight back. Not everyone in our town is trained to fight. This is a nightmare, isn't it? I have a feeling this is going to cause problems for a while for us. Let's go get Cade and Colvyn now, yeah?" she responds as she starts to head towards them.
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Laurana's smugness melted away as she day Flo so distraught and realizing that she played a role in ruining the evening. She maneuvered through the remaining crowd until she reached the others. She started to say something but thought better of it, closing her mouth.
Cade keeps the smile on his face as the lord looks down at him.
Mister Goodbarrel, you have the infuriating habit of speaking in such a way as I can never tell if you are mocking me or not. As to this information, well, you were at the same meeting I was. Though it was hardly my idea to invite you. Had it been up to me you would not have been.
ohhh my...Did you just give me a compliment....Words coming from one of your standing brings much honor to my name. I only hope that I can live up to such praise.
Cade turns and steps away towards Colvyn.Yet...My lord...you have not answer a very important question...
I will phrase it better this time.
He clears his throat....
I will set the tone for you....
A meeting took place with the higher ups of this city. My companions and I were asked to attend...I would think because we stepped up to aid those that were in need. During this meeting I asked about calling up your militia to protect the citizens...Or did I say recommended....anyway... your Lordship said
"Call up the militia?" Lord Kaijitsu cries out.
"The militia is only to be used when an attack is imminent. I see no reason to cause a panic with so little to go on."
"As you say, there is not likely to be another raid, since this first raid would set us on our guard. So it is safe to assume that there won't be another attack.
Safe to assume....your words my Lord...safe to assume there won't be another attack.
My Lord, you came in to your daughters fine establishment...
He turns to Ameiko..
Which I absolutely love this place and your use of cumin and crushed fennel seeds in your breakfast hash....phenomenal...a most robust flavor that...sorry I digress....where was I oh yes.
Your lordship you stated in front of everyone here...
With the imminent danger of an attack by the goblin alliance, I've decided that we are returning to Magnimar.
Now I might be an assuming much here and if I do..please forgive me but what is this imminent attack you speak of. None of us came to that conclusion because we needed more information...hence the reason the six of us where outside these walls away from well protection and guarded mansions...looking for those answers...so how is it that you came to this assumed conclusion....did you have another meeting that did not include us?
His features become one of understanding...
My Lord Kaijitsu...We can trade poetic barbs back and forth all day...I tend to enjoy such witty repartee but with the safety of the citizens of this city...I ask you Lord Kaijitsu is it true that there is an attack on our doorstep or are you just trying to be a good father and protect your daughter. That your words were spoken out of concern for the safety of your offspring. Could you have embellished your words to protect her...
Come on old grumpy man...take the f+$#ing life line....Take it damn it.
Master Vinder looks Rig up and down.
"Sure, I fooled around. BUT I NEVER DID IT WITH SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER!"
The burly man grabs at Rig's arm.
Ven grabs Rig's arm with his left hand, and his right hand balls into a fist.
Round 1 Initiative!
Block 1: Rig
Block 2: Ven Vinder
Rig is currently grappled. He can attempt to get out of the grapple by using his CMB or Escape Artist Skill. Or he can do something else.
"...But you shall address me has Brother Dashtail, warpiest of Erastil."
"Brother rat-man then. You may be a priest, but you are hardly one of ours. Why don't you go back somewhere that you are wanted?"
ohhh my...Did you just give me a compliment....Words coming from one of your standing brings much honor to my name....
"Mister Goodbarrel... you talk too much."
"The two of you miniature people seem to think that I have some kind of obligation to explain myself to you. I do not. I really couldn't care any less what your opinion is, or anyone else's for that matter. My mind is made up. You are welcome to stay here and see if your antics will protect the city a second time."
...she gives Ameiko a smile and takes one of the wooden spoons. "Ms. Ameiko, would it be alright if I borrowed this? I'll return it, I promise!" She then slips it into her belt for later use.
Ameiko is distracted by the conversation and almost doesn't notice Floredana's question. When it registers, she nods to Floredana and waves it off as if to say "help yourself, it's nothing."
Lord Kaijitsu turns back to Ameiko.
"Now that's enough of this foolishness! Ameiko! Get your things! We're leaving! No more disobedience, or by Shelyn, I'll cut you out of my will!"
"I'm not going anywhere with you, you 威圧的なウインドバッグ！" Ameiko shouts.
"駄々っ子！これで十分！" Lord Kaijitsu shouts back.