PbP Gameday 2: PFS We Be Goblins (the other table) (Inactive)

Game Master Revvy Bitterleaf

Reta is going to hide and then jump and attack the approaching figure.

Mogmurch is going to hide and bomb things madly when it seems safe for him to do so.

Intelligence: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

"Ooh! Big four legs isn't dog. Dogs somewhere else," Mogmurch whispers harshly.

Poog, Reta and Mogurch are trying to hide and wait for the big four legged thing to emerge from the mist on the other side of the ship as you do so you sneak closer to the fence so you have better place to hide behind. I'm going to assume Chuffy will do the same

A two-masted ship lies mired in the mud in this clearing, its rigging thick with moss and decorated with lanterns and windchimes made from goblin skulls and bones. Strange writing is faintly visible along the ship’s prow, while the soggy, swampy “yard” that surrounds the wreck is encircled by a rickety wooden fence. A thin curl of smoke wafts up
from a chimney that protrudes from an unusual box-like structure near the ship's bow.

Out of the mist a large four legged nasty looking creatures comes around from the other side of the ship. It's a horse!, it sniffs the air and focuses in on your general direction. The horse is a filthy, dark gray stallion which seems to be angry ..at everything.

init:
You guys
The nasty looking horse

Chuckling wickedly, Chuffy charges forward, and attempt to gut the *horse* with his borrowed *horse-bane* dogslicer :-)

Chuffy: 1d20 + 6 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 6 + 2 + 2 = 18, for 1d4 + 2 + 2d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (6, 1) + (1) = 11 damage.

Reta joins Chuffy slashing happily.
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 41d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Chuffy charges forward to strike against the horse, confidant that his shiney magic weapon will help him..which it does, slicing deep into the flank of the horse

Reta is less...capable of hitting a very large target though. But that might just have been her nerves.

Damage Stomp: 11

init
Mogmurch
Poog
The nasty looking horse (Stomp)
Chuffy and Reta

K..to keep the game moving forward I'm going to assume the Mogmurch and Poog delay for now.

The horse rears up on it's hind legs and tries to smash both of his front hooves down on Chuffy

Double hoof stomp to Chuffy's skull, left hook: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (12) - 2 = 10
Double hoof stomp to Chuffy's skull, waiting for the other foot to drop: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (12) - 2 = 10.

...and the dodgy little goblin sidesteps both attempts.

Damage Stomp: 11

init.
You guys
Stomp (if you don't kill him before then...)

Chuffy adjusts to a flank, and attempts to gut the horse!

Chuffy: 1d20 + 6 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 + 2 = 16, for 1d4 + 2 + 2d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 2 + (6, 5) + (4) = 21 damage.

Reta follows suit and thrust with her own dogslicer!!!
Slice! 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 41d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 Nice damage by Chuffy there.

Chuffy pretty much slices the horse in half with the shiney horsebane dogslicer

Reta then tries to duplicate that on one half of the corpse of the horse but somehow still manages to miss..

What do you want to do now?

"Oh good... Mogmurch was worried he'd have to waste bombs saving you."

Shhh! Us two is hiding to surprise dogs that attack them two!

Mogmurch boops hisself on his skull face mask. "Doh! Hey wait! You shh!"

Reta walks over and bops both of them
"We Be Going Now....."

Since some of you are standing next to it....

A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One handrail seems to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.

It looks pretty steep and will take a DC 10 climb check to move up the gangplank

Reta think she the boss of Poog.

Poog storms off past the gate.

Poog go look at ship now because Poog want to. Not because Reta say so.

Is it safe for me to assume that Poog will try to make his way up the gangplank then? If so..DC 10 climb check. If Poog is doing something else, like walking around the ship to look at it, please let me know

What are the rest of you goblins doing while great goblin hero Poog moves boldly forward?

Chuffy will be happy to watch Poog fall off the gangplank, landing face-first in the mud ;-)

Yes, Poog will go up the gangplank. Taking 10 should get me up it. Forgot about armor check penalty.

climb: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8

Poog doesn't make it up the gangplank, but his bumbling around causes some of the vines on the gangplank to suddenly snap taut which in turn drop part of the large ball of mud hanging above it on the gangplank

Poog can make a DC 15 reflex save (if he wants to try to catch the falling mud that is)

reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

The ball of mud turns out to be wasps nest which breaks as soon at it hits the floor releasing the wasps. the spread out in the area angerly stinging everywhere and everyone - which certainly includes some nice tasty goblinsis - they encounter before dispersing into the surrounding swamp.

Everyone make a DC 13 fort save vs poison

After that your free to try to climb up the gangplank again, or move somewhere else (or deal with any poison effects you might have first)

BEEEEEES!

fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

"Argghhhhh"
Fort Save vs DC 13 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Fort: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10.
Fort: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17.

"Ouch! Bees hurt, BEES HURT! Poog utterly useless!"

Hah hah! Chuffy can't handle a few bee bites!

Poog resumes trying to climb the gangplank.

Climb: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7

"Bees have gone away, but Poog still can't climb!"

Climb: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7

"Poog still can't climb! Chuffy has to show you how it's done!"

So saying, Chuffy scampers up the gangplank...

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18.

...arriving at the top without any problems.

"See? Easy-peasy!"

I'll just roll the fort save for Mogmurch to keep you guys going

Fort save Mogmurch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

None of you sturdy goblins heroes seem to be effected by the nasty, nasty stinging wasps and Chuffy manages to make it to the top of the gangplank

The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin, the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.

Two of Vorka’s feral dogs live on this upper deck—one a mangy hound with one blue eye and one brown eye and the other a scruffy mongrel with
a crooked tail. Both are quite feral and half-starved, chained to different masts via 20-foot-long rusty chains. The mangy hound is chained to the central mast on the upper deck, while the scruffy mongrel is chained to the aft mast below.

"Ooo! Dogs! Nasty creatures! Cuffy want dogskin cloak!"

Chuffy looks around at the other goblins.

"Anyone else want to take a shot at them? Otherwise, Chuffy call dibs on closest one!"

Mogmurch fantasizes about misfortunes befalling Reta, but is snapped back to reality when a wasps' nest hits the ground and a swarm of angry insects flies around stinging our heroes. As he swats futilely at the swarm, he has an epiphany.

"Wait! Catch bees! Make bee bombs!"

When Chuffy calls down from the ship, Mogmurch gives Poog and Reta an expectant look, and waits for them to ascend the gangplank.

To avoid any possible confusion...there are no more balls of mud hanging on or above the gangplank which might be big enough to contain waspnests..so no make bee bombs (all though I'll have to say I like the idea ;) unless you go out and catch some wasps in the swamp somewhere somehow. Which also means it's safe to try to walk up the gangplank now

Reta swats away the occasional stray bee, irritated.

Seeing the dogs made her even happier as it meant now her irritation cane be vented. Swiftly taking her bow she fires at teh dog.
Bow shot 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 241d4 ⇒ 2

Hahah! Yeah, I didn't think it was doable, but it seemed like something Mogmurch would want to try.

Also, can we see the dogs from... not on the ship?

You can't actually shoot at the dogs from outside the ship..but I'll just assume each of you tries long enough to get on the gangplank and make it eventually since not much will happen and you'll have plenty of time to try

Reta shoots at one of the poor tied up dogs with her bow and manages to hit it on the nose. It starts to bark and pull on the rusty chain which is holding it back from trying to tear Reta's face of.

Trying to break free: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

It fails horrible..

The other dog tries to break free so it can munch on some nice goblin legs.

Other dog trying to break free: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21

And with a massive tug on the old rusty chain it manages to snap it off and rushes towards you

init
You guys
Dog(s)

Damage dog 1: 2
Damage dog 2: 0

Bad Reta! Reta make dogs mad! Now dogs bite Reta!

But Poog be okay! Zarongel protect Poog!

Cast divine favor and draw dogslicer

Chuffy dances around manically, brandishing his dogslicer in an attempt to intimidate the dog...

Intimidate: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2.

...which, unsurprisingly, fails horribly ;-)

@Reta: Don't forget your 'Dog-Sniff-Hate' feat gives you +1 to hit, and +2 on damage rolls, versus dogs :-)

Reta drops her bow and steps behind Poog drawing her Dogslicer as she does so. She finds herself in front.......seeing a dog rushing her.....
Attack fight defensively 1d20 + 3 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 1 - 2 = 71d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 2 = 7

Poog prepares for battle by casting a spell.
Chuffy tries to scare a dog..but finds out that it doesn't get scared when you stick out your tongue at it.
Reta drops her bow and tries to hit a dog with her dogslicer being all careful and safe...but misses.

init
Mogmurch
Dog(s)
You guys again

Damage dog 1: 4
Damage dog 2: 0

Mogmurch draws his club and moves to flank dog 1.

Mogmurch moves to be better able to hit one of the dogs

The dog gives up on trying to break free of his chain and just tries to bite 1R2M: 1d2 ⇒ 1 Reta

To bite Reta: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Bite damage for Reta: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

While at the same time the other dog moves behind Mogmurch and tries to bite him

To bite Mogmurch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Bite damage for Mogmurch: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Init:
You guys
Dogs

Damage dog 1: 4
Damage dog 2: 0

Poog stab dog! Then you all stop laughing at Poog!

dogslicer, favor: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 = 7
slashing: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

The forum diceroller really, really hates me.

"Poog try to stab dog; Chuffy think only way Poog stab dog is if dog jump on Poog's dogslicer!"

@Poog - It really does look like it, but at least it is comedy gold for goblins ;-)

Chuffy dances around to a flanking position, and attempts to shank one of the dogs!

Chuffy: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 6 + 2 = 20, for 1d4 + 0 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 0 + (3) = 5 damage.

After Poog shows everyone how not to stab a dog Chuffy shows everyone how you do stab a dog.

Init:
Mogmurch and Reta
Dogs
Poog and chuffy

Damage dog 1 : 4
Damage dog 2: 5

Looking at the map you can't flank with the dog that's already damaged at the moment so I just positioned you in flank with the other one

"Reta says more stabbing." as she attempts to stab the dog, trying to make her its new chewbone.

Attack 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 3 + 1 = 221d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 2 = 7

And Reta takes a lead from Chuffy example and stabs one the dogs so badly it slumps down and doesn't move no more...

init
Mogmurch
Remaining dog
You guys again

Damage remaining dog: 5

"Mogmurch bonk dog!"

Melee Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Club Damage: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4