PbP Gameday 2: PFS We Be Goblins (the other table) (Inactive)

Game Master Revvy Bitterleaf

And Mogmurch brings down the last dog with a nice resounding "Boink".

1d100 ⇒ 9

What do you want to do now?

Reta takes lead and goes forward.

Two rickety wooden platforms—crow’s nests—sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck.

It's a DC 15 climb check to get up one of the masts and a DC 10 climb check to move in the rigging from one mast to the other

There is also a door leading to a cabin on this deck and a straircase leading down to a lower deck

Chuffy carefully moves over to the door on this level, and has a listen...

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12.

Reta attempts to listen as well and seek out peepholes.
Perception 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

Poog bets Chuffy can't climb that!

Poog approaches the door to the cabin, as quietly as he can, hoping to surprise anyone inside.

stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Chuffy easily scampers up one of the masts, and then pokes his tongue out at Poog.

"How about Poog try to climb the other one?"

It's obvious to even Chuffy that something inside the cabin is growling.

Reta is able to find a few small peepholes in the old decaying ship to look through and manages to see:

This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.

In the middle of the room is also the meanest dog you have ever seen.It's a hulking, rheumy-eyed, lumbering cur bigger than most goblins. It's standing and sniffing the air..growling.

Are we still within the minute duration of my divine favor? And is the cabin small enough that I'd hit the centre of it from the door with burning hands?

I'd say you have about 4 rounds left on your divine favor. The cabin is area 5 on the map and is 3 by 3. So yeah..from the door you can hit the center (and the back ;)

In that case...

Poog throws the door open and lets loose with his burning hands on the occupant.

Hah! Dog burn! Burn Dog Burn!

1d4 ⇒ 1 DC 13 Reflex for half

Wow. Burning Hands is kinda weak without a caster level boost. The silly fire bolt domain power is more effective than that.

Uh oh. Dog not dead. Reta! Stab the dog!

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16.

Chuffy spends his turn effortlessly scampering back down the mast.

Reta does the following upon spying the dog. She first drinks potion of 'Makes you strong like Big animal(Bull's strength)' feeling her muscles bunch up.
After that she drinks Dragon Brew Gourd, bleching fire is always good.

Then Poog throws open door and screams for Reta.....figures....

Reta stands in front of Poog and Bleches...........fire
25 Feet assuming I have time to do all the above, fire breathing
Reflex DC 13 for half damage 4d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 6, 5) = 14

Poog kicks open the door with his tiny goblin legs, filling the entire room with MASSIVE (k, that was sarcasm ;0 ) amounts of burning hotness, fire and flames go everywhere....it just seems to tick the dog off, making him angry.

@Reta, you have some time to prepare since your the one spying you can do what ever you want before you tell Poog there's a dog inside there so you can do everything you wanted.

Chuffy climbs down

Reta drinks a couple of bottles and after Poogs impressive fire display decided to show him how it's done....which truly is IMPRESSIVE this time.

Not going to bother rolling reflex for the burning hands ;), 1 damage it is

Reflex save vs firebreathing: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

The dog seems to have been a bit distracted by the earlier amount of fire because he doesn't seem to bother to put his best effort into trying to dodge the second wave of flame and just barely makes it.

Damage Cuddles: 8

He does try to bite Reta in response
Bite attack vs Reta: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
biting deep into poor Reta's flesh
Bite damage for Reta: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
trying to drag her down to the ground
Trip attempt vs Reta: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
but doesn't succeed..

init
You guys
Cuddles ..if he makes it to the next round

"Ooo... Pretty flames!"

Chuffy frowns when the dog mauls Rita.

"Bad doggy!"

Chuffy tumbles around to a flanking position, and tries to finish the dog off...

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 6 + 2 = 20, for 1d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + (2) = 5 damage.

Chuffy manages to dodge past the dog with a dazzling display of goblins acrobatics resulting in him not getting attacked.

Then he tries to stick the bad dog real good (or should that be real bad?) slicing into the dog with his dog slicer..hurting him bad. But being as bigand though as he is he's not out of the fight yet.....

Damage Cuddles: 13

init
Poog, Mogmurch, Reta
Cuddles ..if he makes it to the next round
Chuffy

Reta is hurt bad bad..Really bad. She withdraws as Chuffy comes rolling in.
"Reta need feel good potion. Reta not feel good."

"Silly Reta! Finish off dog first!"

"You do it!"

As Reta withdraws, Mogmurch retrieves the potion of cure moderate wounds and shoves it in her hand. "Here! Stop crying now!"

Having been scared by the big scary dog Reta retreats while getting a present from Mogmurch

Damage Cuddles: 13

init
Poog
Cuddles ..seems like he will make it to the next round
You guys

WOW! Big fire Reta! You get back now, Poog stop bad dog!

Poog pulls out his dogslicer and steps into the space that Reta left.

I'm assuming both that Chuffy will be flanking with me and that I won't have anyone in any adjacent squares since Reta withdrew from the fight.

Dogslicer, Flanking, Goblin Bravery, Divine Favor: 1d20 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 17
slashing, DF: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Seems it seems I forgot to update the map since this combat started, sorry about that. Not that it mattered a whole lot until now ;) You can't flank with Chuffy without provoking from the dog. (The only place Chuffy could have tumble too that would allow you to flank without provoking is filled with a big boiling hot cooking pot and he won't fit in the square), but even if I subtract the bonus you get from flanking you still hit

Poog bravely steps forward being the goblin hero he is and takes a stab at Cuddles hitting him on the side of his nose

The big dog in return tries to take a bite out of Poog
To bite Poog: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
but misses

Damage Cuddles: 15

init
You guys
Cuddles....could he make it for one more round?

If I keep rolling ones, anything's possible.

Agh! Die Die Die! Bad dog! No bite Poog!

Dogslicer, Goblin Bravery, Divine Favor: 1d20 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 + 1 + 1 = 21
slashing, DF: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

And with one final display or goblin cunning Poog brings down the big bad dog.

If you look around this gruesome place you notice that in the cauldron there are an goblin arm and leg floating around.
And if you keep searching you find out the bloody burlap sack contains the rest of the goblins body, including his uniquely branded face. You all regonize this face as Scribblyface (the goblin you all kicked out of the Licktoad Village for writing words down).

Nothing else is in here.

1d100 ⇒ 94

"Let's go downstairs now."

Reta happily chugs down the potion of really feel good.
Potion of CMW 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (6, 7) + 3 = 16

Feeling all her wounds heal up, she slaps Mogmurch on the back forgetting her big animal strength enhancment.
"Mogsmurch good!!!"

Reta proceeds to seek out trouble.
Perception 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

As you move down to the lowest part of the ship Poog hears something or someone stumbling inside the cabin located there.

Someone is in room. Chuffy should go first.

Sorry, _Reta_ heard something since she was listening.. I got confused for a moment. Not that it matters - assuming that Reta will share what she heard ;)

Reta repeats what Poog said. :P

She hurries down to the lowest part of the ship's cabin.

"Why Chuffy? Poog brought down the big dog - he should go first."

"All shush. Reta goes down now...Hurry up you gobbys."

As Reta moves down to the bottom of the ship and stands in front of the cabin door she hears someone rumble around inside. Somehow this person has missed all the combat going on but did manage to hear you argue and move down the stairs.

Gonna assume Reta will open the door

The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff
bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.

In the room are a giant frog and behind it a goblin with a HUGE head, truely enormous, wearing an even bigger floppy leather hat and Her mouth is her most fearsome feature—it's a bit too wide,even by goblin standards, and Vorka's habit of filing her already sharp teeth has resulted in a snaggletooth grin of mismatched teeth that leaves little doubt as to her preference for tough, stringy meat. Like goblin meat. She wears rags and bits of stained cloth—trophies harvested almost at random from her hapless victims, over her equally patchwork leather armor.

init
You guys
Vorka and Lord Longtongue

The Licktoad tribe's most cleverest goblin begins to sing as he mixes a bomb and lobs it at Vorka.

♪♫Things go boom when Mogmurch throoooows♫♪

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

♫♪Much more fun than using booooows♪♫

Bomb Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 and 3 splash damage to all adjacent creatures Reflex DC 12 for half.

I'll delay until Reta moves so I can take her spot just outside the door to do all this though.

Reta blechs fire at what is obviously Vorka before stepping backwards.
Reflex DC 13 for half damage 4d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 1, 6) = 13

Poog's going to delay until after Vorka as I can't see her from here anyhow.

@Reta: the frog will probably take damage, too :-)

Emboldened by all the fire being lobbed through the air to fry Vorka and the frog, Chuffy giggles, and charges into the room, trying to slice-and-dice the cannibal!

Chuffy: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24, for 1d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + (4) = 6 damage.

@Luke_Parry I didn't know this either but when I was looking up how the elixer of fire breath actually works...I found out it's one target. Seems like your spewing fire...over something to reach something else with 25ft

Reta belches forth an might impressive display of flames, spewing it in the air above the frog at Vorka before taking a step back

Vorka tries to dodge most of the fire being spit at her
Reflex save for half: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
and easily dodges some of it.

Mogmurch then steps up but he just barely misses Vorka (even though she's not completly focused on the combat yet)
Scatter direction: 1d8 ⇒ 1
The bomb lands right behind her though and she is caught in the blast
Reflex sabe for half: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
avoiding most it easily again
Ain't you guys glad I'm not getting those dice rolls for attacks? ;)

Chuffy then runs into the room, around the frog and slices at Vorka..hitting her right in her BIG head.

Poog waits to see what's going on.

Vorka looks straight at Chuffy and says:“Those ears might taste fine stuffed with eyes. And your throwing fire around...two can play that game!.”

Vorka takes a step away from Chuffy and casts a spell summoning a ball of flame in the palm of her hand.

"Lord Longtongue, attack them goblinsis!"

The frog turns his head and tries to take a bite out of Chuffy

To bite Chuffy: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Biting deep into the goblins leg
Bite damage for Chuffy: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

init
You guys
Vorka and Lord Longtongue

Damage Vorka: 13
Damage Lord Longtongue: 0

Chuffy! You gonna get squished in there!

Cast Cure Light Wounds where I'm at, move through the doorway, and touch Chuffy.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Gck. If I had real dice rolling this badly, they'd be getting microwaved by now.

@Revvy: Fair enough. I did not realise it was one target. With regard to Mogmurch's bomb, though, shouldn't it have hit? Technically, the Cannibal was still flat-footed when the bomb was thrown, so it would have been against her flat-footed touch (Touch AC, without her Dexterity)...?

"Chuffy thank Poog; big frog hurt."

He then focuses back on the cannibal.

"Chuffy need flank..."

Chuffy then 5' steps, and waits for someone to take-up a flanking position...

Chuffy: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 6 + 2 = 27, for 1d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + (3) = 4 damage.

Crit confirmation: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 6 + 2 = 19, for 1d4 ⇒ 3 *additional* damage.

@Luke_Parry your right, I forgot about the dex penalty being flatfooted for not having acted, I'll add some damage

It seems as if Mogmurch bomb exploding dazzled all of you and effected your vision a bit, when you blink your eyes you notice that Vorka is a bit more damage then you thought..and the frog was also caught in the blast.
Using the dice roll for the reflex save for the frog then

init
Reta, Mogmurch (Ready from Chuffy)
Vorka and Lord Longtongue

Damage Vorka: 17
Damage Lord Longtongue: 1

Poog moves up and heals Chuffy ..a little bit
Chuffy then moves a bit and waits for someone to flank
@luke_Parry Vorka moved back before casting a spell and is now with her back to the wall..it's going to be difficult to flank her (unless you move, provoking from the frog), and flanking with either Vorka or the frog would mean that unless you wait till it's Poog's turn again someone will provoke from the frog. I'm fine with your targeting and critting the frog doing it 4 total damage (no sneak) if you want?

Hmmm... Fair enough. How about I just tumble around the mast to the other side of Vorka, and crit the cannibal (no sneak), then? Hoping the others can take her out before she mauls poor Chuffy ;-)

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23.

Sounds good

Chuffy thinks wait for goblins to do brave things might not be good idea, Chuffy take care of this himself!

Chuffy then tumbles to behind Vorka "Surprise!" and stabs Vorka in one of her kidneys

init
Reta, Mogmurch
Vorka and Lord Longtongue

Damage Vorka: 21
Damage Lord Longtongue: 1

"Surprised." Reta throws up first one last time as well.
Bleh. Hopefully not hit my allies? Vorka please fail reflex save? Reta no want get burnt. 4d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 5, 6) = 21

Reflex save for Vorka: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

Once again Vorka manages to dodge what ever you throw (up?) at her.

But even only getting hit by part of the flames is enough for her to go down. She looks up at you with empty eyes.,...unable to believe she could have been defeated...by you.

init
Mogmurch
Lord Longtongue

Damage Lord Longtongue: 1

Going to GM We Be Goblins in real life now cause someone asked me to fill in...whee..variation ;) If Mogmurch hasn't posted by the time I get back I'll move things forward

Mogmurch does a little dance at the sight of Vorka going down.

Lord Longtongue looks over his shoulder and sees Vorka lying on the ground. It's tongue flicks out and licks Vorka as you think you see the hint of a tear glint in the big frog's eye. It then tries to move towards the door returning to his beloved swamp, only to find it blocked by goblins.

In frustration it tries to bite Poog
Try to bite Poog: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
but misses horribly.

init
You guys
Lord Longtongue

Damage Lord Longtongue: 1

Hey! Stupid frog no bite Poog! Frog boss is dead! Frog should go way now.

Poog doesn't have to put up with this abuse. Poog going to fight back!

dogslicer, goblin bravery: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 = 9
slashing: 1d4 ⇒ 2

And then Poog steps into the corner, to keep his back to the walls.

Poog misses the frog, but the frog looks with tear filled eyes to the door way. Hope lighting up behind a sad smile....he might make it out of here after all. Only one goblin is now standing in it's way between happiness, possibly even having baby frogs and a decent meal.