Reta jumps down, but her veil comes loose in the rush. She manages to catch it before it flies off, but it throws off her jump, and she lands in a heap.
Poog follows suit, throwing his arms wide for Zarongel to catch him. Zarongel does not, and Poog belly flops into the mud.
Of the jumpers, Chuffy is the only one to land on his feet, smirking at his superiority in this particular skill. It also helped that his fall was cushioned by Reta.
Mogmurch is the calmest of the bunch, taking time to draw and drink his (second) potion.
You hear another loud thwack, and the east side of the structure begins to teeter.
Moggy read is an action to blast whatever closes to melee range.
Chuffy moves away from the building, so as to have a good view of the eventual collapse.
From Reta and Chuffy's new positions, they can see the ogrekin bashing the exterior supports of the hut.
Poog stands up and turns to face the building (to have a better view of the collapse). He raises his arms to the sky and shouts shrilly.
We are They of Zarongel! His emissaries of Fire and Death! Come face us now and accept thy fate!
Reta and Chuffy hurry away from the structure. Poog stands and raises his arms in praise to the goblin god of fire.
Moggy peeks over the edge, without a care in the world.
The ogrekin charges toward Poog. She's crying and angry. Wrath fills her ugly face, as she stops short, draws a deep breath, and breaths fire.
Without any intervention on the part of the ogrekin , the ceiling of the eastern part of the structure collapses . The vultures caged on the roof scream as they fall 30' and die amidst the rubble.
The ceiling and most of the upper story walls now reside together in a heap of debris in the basement.
Chuffy drinks a potion, disappearing from view, and eagerly hustles forward again, dogslicer at the ready.
Reta looks at the symbols drawn on her shoes and then says to Chuffy "RETA GO LEFT, CHUFFY GO RIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Then she notices Chuffy isn't there and scowls blowing big, wet, perfume-scented raspberries into the space he had been moments ago. Xp
Moggy first will move 20' to the left to be sure the building doesn't collapse on him directly. He will figure out how best to attack the ogre next round.
Poog backs up behind Reta. "Zarongel protects you, you protect Zarongel's chosen."
Chuffy disappears, and takes up a position near Reta, ready to attack.
Reta steps forward to attack. Her swing is turned away by the ogrekin's armor.
Moggy sidles west, staying out of combat, but seeking a better view.
Guffy (for that's the name of the vile, deformed creature) swings her morning star and bites at Reta. The morning star connects with a resounding thump, but her bite attack misses.
From Mogmurch's current position, he sees a bit more of the over turned boat. It's an old river barge, turned upside down in the mud to create a shelter. The boat’s stern has been built into the fence, and a large hole has been smashed in the southern side to provide entrance to the dark hollow created by the hull.
Moggy sees a giant pig wallowing in the mud, blocking the entrance. It's clearly unconcerned about the flaming, exploding, broken building nearby. Another creature moves around in the darkness inside.
Reta swears viciously at the incredibly cowardly Chuffy for running off at a time like this leaving the merely affraid Reta to fight the big ugly half-human.
Poog is singed by NOT holy fire and runs behind Reta, demanding her protection.
Reta by holy MIGHT kill!
Poog runs back up next to Reta and casts Bull's Strength on her.
Poog rushes forward and strengthens Reta. It doesn't help her hit the orgekin, unfortunately.
Wisdom check
Moggy moves forward 10' and and throws his last (Precise) bomb of the day, trying to keep Reta out of the blast.
RTA
Damage
The ogrekin staggers from Moggy's blast, severely wounded.
Chuffy appears out of thin air as his dogslicer explodes through the creature's chest!
Chuffy's strike is nothing short of awesome, as he splits the ogrekin nearly in half with his strike.
Ok, I magic us then we roast us a piggy. Healstick first.
Poog will then cast magic weapon on... Reta you want magic slicer or bow? and shield of faith and divine favor on himself.
Mogmurch tells everyone about the pig he saw. Then everyone stands in the mud and dreams of bacon.
"POOG SHOULD RIDE BACON--RETA MEAN PIG, TO MAKE UP FOR NOT RIDING SQUEALY NORD! THEN WE EAT LOSER! UH, RETA MEAN PIG AGAIN." Absently she squeezes the mud between her toes.
Moggy takes a deep breath and smiles broadly. "Let's go burn and eat dat pig!"
The large pig eyes you angrily, but remains wallowing in the mud. She (?) seems disinclined to move from the entrance to the ad hoc shelter.
"Let's go see who is left, kill them, and take our pig." Moggy will head in the direction of the pig and the shadow he saw.
You scoot closer to the large pig blocking the door. It looks up at you, mildly irritated. It has a strap around its neck with a small container for liquid.
In the darkness, Moggy sees another pig, pacing within the shelter.
Moggy doesn't recognize either pig.
"This am might be another boom boom pig," Moggy warns the others. "Moggy out of bombs too," he says sadly.
You know what Reta? FINE! Here piggy!
Poog runs at the pig and leaps on it.
And wrassles it real good.
Somewhat miraculously, Poog grapples the giant pig. (Up that close, you notice she's wearing a tag that says "Princess".)
Poog also sees the other pig, pacing anxiously in the back of the shelter (overturned boat).
"Go Poog!"
Chuffy watches with interest, waiting to see if Poog actually manages to 'hog-tie' the pig.
Look Reta! One for you too!
Princess Piggy fights against the grapple, grunting forward and trying to bash Poog with her head as he challenges her.
The boar tries to wriggle free, but is unsuccessful.
Poog will try to pin Princess Piggy.
The pig is quite pinned. And Poog is covered in mud. Stinky, smelly, barnyard mud, and all that goes with it.
As Reta gets a bit closer in her cheering, she spies the other pig behind Poog in the background. It looks familiar, but ... no, it can't be! That's Squealy Nord! She's sure of it!
The second pig continues pacing, as Poog and Princess block the exit. He looks slightly agitated, but not aggressive.
Moggy hops in the pin, heading over to try and hogtie Poog's opponent.
Princess Piggy is trussed and tied. She's a bit unhappy about it, and tries drinking from the gourd around her neck, but can't quite reach because of Poog's heroic effort.
"Fiery Zarognel be mighty proud of pig wrestler Poog, all right! Want to try to tie up Squealy Nord now?"