[PFS] We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master StephNyan

It's only now that Cuddles even notices Poog's snarl, but the dog completely ignores Poog.

Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

Cuddles takes some damage from the bomb's blast, but not enough to stop it from attacking Chuffy with another bite.

Bite: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 5 + 2 = 27 Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Crit confirm: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 5 + 2 = 26 Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

The bite tears open Chuffy's leg and tears an artery open. Chuffy collapses on the floor and blood flows out of the wound.

Turn progression:
Cuddles -4 HP
Goblins

You can all take turns again. Chuffy will have to roll to stabilize and is currently at -8/11 HP.

"Argh! You stupid, you take much much risk! Now i has to fix you up. Reta, comes down and go hurt nasty bark."

Poog will move over to Chuffy, grabbing his wand of CLW.
Clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

With a shock, Chuffy falls, his pain clouding his vision and leaving him very close to beyond this world.

Gazing in horror as the massive beast bit into Chuffy, swinging him about in its jaws before dropping him, Mogmurch's knees began to shake. Never had he fought a creature this vicious. However, he couldn't run, knowing that he would be dead if he returned without the fireworks. Over-compensating for his fear, Mogmurch leveled his loaded crossbow at the dog and screamed "Big beastie feel own blood!" before firing.

ranged attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Reta looks at Chuffy's blood.
"GO down there? Uh Huh. Nope." With Typical goblin Bravery
Reta fires an arrow instead.
Shoot! 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 151d4 ⇒ 2

Poog's spell stabilizes the unconsious Chuffy, and the wound on Chuffy's leg partially closes. Mogmurch shoots a well-aimed bolt in Cuddles' leg, but Reta's attack misses.

Cuddles takes a 5-foot step, and attacks Poog while standing on the unconscious Chuffy.

Bite: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 5 + 2 = 25 Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11 Nooo... >.<

The dog's teeth sink into Poog's side. When Cuddles releases his victim, Poog collapses.

A door can be heard opening and Vorka steps onto the aft. She wears rags and bits of stained cloth—trophies harvested almost at random from her hapless victims, over her equally patchwork leather armor. On Vorka's head is her floppy, pointy leather hat—a hat Vorka stole from a human traveller and made crude alterations to in order to make it fit her large, misshapen head. Vorka's followed by her animal companion, a medium sized frog names Lord Longtung.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

Vorka looks around and spots both Mogmurch and Reta standing. "You go in soup!"

Turn progression:
Cuddles -7 HP
Lord Longtung
Vorka
Chuffy -5/11 (Stable)
Mogmurch 10/10
Poog -1/10 (Unstable)
Reta 12/13

Mogmurch and Reta are up. Poog, please roll to see if you stabilize.

Map

"Nopey. No Soupy." Reta replis as she shoots an arrow at Vorka the most dreaded of goboin eaters.
Shoot! 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 161d4 ⇒ 3

Isn't saying unstable redundant when referring to a goblin? Just saying...

Screeching in fear at seeing teh dog suddenly so close to him, and his associates falling around him, Mogmurch keeps one eye on Cuddles as he leaps upward, trying to avoid the dog as he does, before grabbing ahold of one of the stray ropes as he then tried to pull himself up higher onto the mast.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16 Acrobatics check to leap up and attempting to avoid an AOO from Cuddles

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4 Climbing up the mast

Meanwhile Poog is crossing his gobby fingers this isn't the end of the story...

I'll roll Poog's check, because he forgot. Chuffy's got a point though :P

Constitution check Poog: 1d20 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 - 1 = 15

Poog's bleeding stops, and he becomes as 'stable' as a goblin can be. After succesfully leaping past Cuddles, Mogmurch tries to climb up the mast. Climbing doesn't seem to be Mogmurch's strong suit, but he's able to climb halfway up to the crow's nest. Reta shoots an arrow at Vorka, but the arrow misses the cannibal by an inch.

Chasing after Mogmurch, Cuddles jumps up and tries to bite the goblin. Mogmurch is out of reach though. Lord Longtung moves up closer to the mast Mogmurch's climbing. The frog tries grabbing onto Mogmurch with its tongue, but can't reach Mogmurch either.

"Those ears might taste fine stuffed with eyes!" Vorka yells and holds up one of her hands, in which she holds a flame. Vorka hurls the flame at Mogmurch, but misses.

Touch attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11 Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Turn progression:
Cuddles -7 HP
Lord Longtung
Vorka
Chuffy -5/11 (Stable)
Mogmurch 10/10
Poog -1/10 (Stable)
Reta 12/13

Mogmurch and Reta are up.

MAP Mogmurch is dangling somewhere halfway up to the crow's nest.

I placed Poog closer to Chuffy, because Poog was healing Chuffy before being attacked and downed.

Screeching in fright as he is suddenly assaulted on all sides, Mogmurch holds on for dear life as he once more attempts to scale the mast and get up to the crow's nest.

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (15) - 1 = 14

Mogmurch succefuly climbs up to the crow's nest. He can now clearly see Reta in the other crow's nest.

Mogmurch, you may still take a standard action :)

MAP

Since it is currently unloaded, Mogmurch loads his crossbow while sticking his tongue out and blowing raspberries at the two creatures below.

Sorry for the wait. My Thanks GM.
Reta Fires yet another arrow at Vorka.
Fire Arrow!! 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 221d4 ⇒ 2

Reta hits Vorka in her shoulder, and the witch curses loudly. "You in soup first!"

Cuddles barks loudly, but is unable to do anything from his current position. Lord Longtung tries to reach the crow's nest Mogmurch is in, but his tongue is too short.

"I roast you there!" Vorka shouts, and hurls a flame at Reta. The flame misses the crow's nest by several feet.

Touch attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14 Fire damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Turn progression:
Cuddles -7 HP
Lord Longtung
Vorka -2 HP
Chuffy -5/11 (Stable)
Mogmurch 10/10
Poog -1/10 (Stable)
Reta 12/13

Mogmurch and Reta are up again.

Arrow Once more!! 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 181d4 ⇒ 1
Reta laughs at Vorka as her fire misses.
"Bleh Vorka stupid!!!! Reta be filling you with arrows!!!"

GO RETA!! KILL THE CRAZY! :)

You think 17 arrows could do it? I'm just gonna be shooting all day.....I think.....Think I'm going to roll the next few rounds first.
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 221d4 ⇒ 1
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 91d4 ⇒ 1
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 171d4 ⇒ 3
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d4 ⇒ 4
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 121d4 ⇒ 2 Incredible crap rolls. 3 misses I think. Is she dead yet?

Vorka will be far from dead after those shots.

Mogmurch, you may also roll for 6 attacks. Unless Vorka decides to do anything major, I'll fast forward this fight a few rounds. Or else you'll just be shooting arrows and throwing bombs at Vorka for 2 more weeks.

Oh dang. Mogmurch Burn Her!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing that he was safe from the animals for the moment, he decided to shift his aim at the creature he could hit with his bombs without causing damage to his new friends. Before he attacks however, Mogmurch swallows his mutagen, going through a vast transformation as his skin toughens and his becomes more lithe and nimble. Then, lobbing a bomb at Vorka, he attempted to gauge his toss so as best to hit the witch.

Bomb Ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12 Fire damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Alchemist fire Ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 Fire damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Running out of bombs and alchemist fire, Mogmurch slips the Skyrocket he had been carrying and, pointing it at Vorka's feet, fires it off. One round to fire, to hit in the following round. 2d6 damage in a 10 ft burst. All damaged are blinded of deafened for 1 round.

Skyrocket damage: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8

Finally, switching over to his recently acquired crossbow, he fires one more shot at whatever is left standing.

MW crossbow: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25 Fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

[ooc]-2 range penalty for throwing over 20 feet included, however, also gain a +2 for attacking from above. Note that I read throwing splash weapons incorrectly. A save is only given on the splash damage, not on a direct hit.

Go Mog!

Over the course of a heated battle several things happen. vorka takes an arrow from Reta in her pinky finger, which does damage exactly as much damage as you'd expect from a wounded pinky finger. Mogmurch quickly drinks his mutagen. Vorka tries to hit Reta one more time by throwing a flame. This time Vorka's flame hits Reta, and deals massive damage.

Touch attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17 Fire damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Reta hits Vorka in her other pinky finger, once more dealing a barely impressive amount of damage. Vorka's barely able to dodge Mogmurch's bomb. However, Vorka still takes the full splash damage from the bomb.

Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

The next arrow shot by Reta is completely off. Mogmurch then drops a flask of alchemist's fire onto Vorka, which lands on her back. "Ouchie! Ouchie much!" Vorka screams, after which Vorka takes a potion of cure light wounds from her pocket and drinks the potion. The potion completely heals Vorka.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

Reta takes a deep breath and carefully aims before shooting another arrow. This time Reta actually does decent damage to Vorka, hitting the cannibal in her leg. While Reta nocks another arrow, Mogmurch prepares to fire his skyrocket. Vorka start concentrating on a spell, which looks like it'll take some time to complete.

Concentration: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Excited about the turn of events Reta fires her next arrow too fast. Instead of hitting Vorka, the arrow gets stuck in Vorka's hat. Vorka's attempt to stay concentrated on her spell proves to be futile when Mogmurch's skyrocket hits the floor next to her. "You crazy! I eat you first! Just like other crazy goblin with arrows!" Vorka shouts into the wrong direction, momentarily blinded and deafened.

Reta shoots another arrow, which misses. Like most of its predecessors. Mogmurch makes up for Reta's miss by hitting Vorka in her shoulder, dealing some decent damage. When Vorka regains her vision and hearing she stops shouting into randomly directions. Vorka takes another potion of cure light wounds from one of her pockets, and quickly drinks the potion. This time Vorka's potion barely has an effect.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

All the while Lord Longtung eats every fly that comes within reach of its 15 feet tongue, and Cuddles has started to lick himself clean in places where dogs do such things.

Turn progression:
Cuddles -7 HP
Lord Longtung
Vorka -13 HP
Chuffy -5/11 (Stable)
Mogmurch 10/10
Poog -1/10 (Stable)
Reta 3/13

Mogmurch and Reta, you're up again. You may both take 6 actions again if you want. Vorka's almost halfway down.

Still under the effects of his mutagen, Mogmurch quickly loads his crossbow and fires again as he shouts, "You make me use all my booms! You get arrows instead!"

Ranged: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Ranged: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Ranged: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2
Ranged: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Ranged: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Ranged: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Reta is badly burnt. Screaming in a loud voice,
"Arrows!!! Arrows in Vorka Everywhere!!" as she fires arrows at a furious goblin pace.

Arrows Shooting Frenzy 1 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 241d4 ⇒ 3
Arrows Shooting Frenzy 2 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 251d4 ⇒ 1
Arrows Shooting Frenzy 2, confirming crit. 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 152d4 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8
Arrows Shooting Frenzy 3 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d4 ⇒ 3
Arrows Shooting Frenzy 4 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 121d4 ⇒ 4
Arrows Shooting Frenzy 5 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d4 ⇒ 2
Arrows Shooting Frenzy 6 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 101d4 ⇒ 3

Reta is down to 5 arrows and 3 Hitpoints. If Vorka doesn't bite it soon, Reta will.

NO!! RETA DOING GOOD! RETA GREAT WARRIOR!

Reta dying. :) Fire too big. :)

Reta, don't forget you have a potion of cure light wounds.

Reta, you want to drink your potion first? If so, please roll for your potion's effect. If you do this the last arrow shot will be ignored, though it's rolls will be used for the next shot you take with your bow. (If needed?)

Good point. I'll drink a potion in place of last arrow. 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 7hp now. hopefully she'll survive.

While Reta quickly takes a potion of cure light wounds from her pocket and drinks it, Mogmurch shoots a bolt which misses Vorka. Vorka takes another potion of cure light wounds from her pocket and drinks it.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Reta shoots an arrow and Mogmurch another bolt. Both projectiles hit Vorka and both deal decent damage. Vorka places a hand on the wound on her shoulder and casts cure light wounds.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

With careful aim Reta manages to shoot an arrow through the hand Vorka used to heal herself. The hand was still on Vorka's shoulder and is now pinned to the shoulder. Vorka cries out in pain, and Mogmurch replies by shooting a bolt in her other shoulder. Vorka snaps the arrow that pins her hand in half with her other hand, then raises a finger at Reta. A burst of light appears in front of Reta, and leaves her dazzled. (-1 on attack rolls and sight-based perception rolls for 1 minute = 10 rounds)

Fortitude Reta: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Reta's next arrow misses Vorka, but Mogmurch's bolt hits target. Despite the extra damage Vorka has now suffered she still stands, but it looks like Vorka's about to collapse. Vorka now points her finger into Mogmurch's direction, and this time a burst of light appears in front of Mogmurch. The burst also leaves Mogmurch dazzled. (Same effect)

Fortitude Mogmurch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

The projectiles Reta and Mogmurch launch next miss Vorka. Vorka starts casting a spell.

Once more an arrow and a bolt fly into Vorka's direction, but both projectiles miss Vorka again. Vorka finishes her spell, and a swarm of bats appears in the same square Reta's in. Reta doesn't take much damage from the swarm when it attacks her, but is now bleeding. (-1 HP every turn, starting next turn)

Swarm damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Reta feels slightly dizzy when blood flows from the wound the bats inflicted on her.

Turn progression:
Cuddles -7 HP
Lord Longtung
Vorka -25 HP
Chuffy -5/11 (Stable)
Mogmurch 10/10
Poog -1/10 (Stable)
Reta 4/13

Mogmurch and Reta are up again, and both may take up to 6 new turns. Vorka's almost down, and I'll let you know she's out of CLW potions/spells.

Reta, the first time your shoot an arrow I'll use the attack roll (-1 from being dazzled) from your unused attack. Meaning the first arrow you'll shoot will miss.

Yep defintely dead this time. Once the swarm is added, There's no chance of survival.
1. One arrow missed 6hp left
2. Swarm Damage 1d6 ⇒ 4 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 161d4 ⇒ 4 1hp left
3. Swarm Damage 1d6 ⇒ 2 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 211d4 ⇒ 3 Dead
There's no need to roll anymore. This is likely a TPK. It's all Chuffy now.

I'll let you know Vorka has 4 HP left. I hope 3 turns are enough for either Reta or Mogmurch to kill her. Once Vorka's down Mogmurch could patch Reta up.

Don't give up yet, there's still a chance you'll pull through!

the swarm pretty much sealed things up. Killing vorka won't work as the swarm will make short work of the remaining goblins. Mogsmurch can at least attempt to take down Vorka before going down as well. As you can see Reta won't survive rhe next 2 rounds. Even if factoring the high ground bonus, the dice went against us.

Vorka goes down, she can't mantain the swarm. The swarm stays two more rounds after Vorka's concentration on it is broken.

We'll see how Mogmurch will roll. He might be able to save the goblins' day.

Mogsmurch? Don't leave Reta hanging.

I'll wait, give or take, 12 more hours. If Mogmurch hasn't posted then, I'll ask someone else to do it for him.

Seeing Reta tip to one side as the swarm attacks, Mogmurch screeches in anger as he levels his crossbow for several more shots at the cannibal goblin.

Crossbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Crossbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Crossbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 Piercing damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Should that be insufficient, Mogmurch pulls out a flask of acid and launches it at Vorka.

Acid Flask: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14 Piercing damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Penalty for dazzle included in rolls. Range penalty for Acid Flask throw already included. Acid Flask is a touch attack.

Whoopee. Mogsmurch kills!!!

Reat rolled swarm damage as well, but as the swarm's Vorka's I'll reroll those.

Despite being attacked by the bats Reta shoots an arrow at Vorka. The arrow misses, but a bolt from Mogmurch's crossbow staggers the cannibal.

Concentration: 1d20 + 5 - 29 ⇒ (9) + 5 - 29 = -15

Vorka's concentration on her spell breaks. However, the bat swarm is still on Reta. The swarm continues to attack Reta, but it barely does damage. Vorka meanwhile takes dart from one of her pockets. It costs her so much effort it's all she can do.

Swarm damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

While she continues to take bleed damage Reta shoots another arrow, this time hitting her target. The arrow pierces Vorka's heart, and the cannibal goes down. Mogmurch aims a bolt at Lord Longtung, who just saw his mistress go down. The bolt deals some decent damage to the distracted frog.

After seeing Vorka die Cuddles directly runs back to the cabin he was locked in before. Lord Longtung, apparently not sure what to do without her commands and hurt by Mogmurch's bolt, flees down the ship's gangplank. The bat swarm attacks Reta one last time. Before it disappears, it takes Reta down.

Swarm damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Con check Reta: 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 - 2 = 5

Reta is unconscious, and slowly bleeding to death.

End results:
Cuddles -7 HP
Lord Longtung -4 HP
Vorka -33 HP
Chuffy -5/11 (Stable)
Mogmurch 10/10
Poog -1/10 (Stable)
Reta -3/13 (Unstable)

Seeing how bravely Mogmurch and Reta fought, I feel the goblins deserve a chance to continue their mission.

Combat ends.

Mogmurch is the last goblin standing. In the other crow's next is Reta, slowly bleeding to death. On the upper deck are Chuffy and Poog, both stable.

The door to Cuddles' cabin is still open. Whatever Mogmurch decides to do, he should do it carefully.

Reta is a the Hero. Reta be Biggest Hero. Reta cannot Die. Reta doesn't want to die!!!! Reta Wills Wounds to stop bleeding!!!!

Stablise 1d20 ⇒ 14 Just cut it....

Though not very wise, Mogmurch was still the smartest goblin that he knew. So, fear adding to his thought process, Mogmurch reached a moment of clarity as he tried to gauge Poog's condition from his place on the crow's nest.

Heal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

I can't find where it says what action is needed to check the status of an unconscious creature, so I am assuming it is a standard action.

If he determined that Poog is stable, he will attempt to head over to Reta using the ropes to go from mast to mast.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

If he can't determine if Poog is stable from the crow's nest, he will stealthy attempt to climb down to Poog to administer a CLW potion.

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (20) - 1 = 19
Stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

Reta, to stabilize make a DC 10 Constitution check where you subtract your negative HP. So, using your d20 roll, that'd be 14 + 2 - 3 = 13. Meaning you're now stable ;)

Mogmurch makes it down to the deck, all the while keeping an eye on the cabin's door. Mogmurch pours a potion of cure light wounds in the cleric's mouth, and Poog regains his consciousness.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Chuffy -5/11 (Stable)
Mogmurch 10/10
Poog 4/10
Reta -3/13 (Stable)

Could you all please keep track of your own HP in the info below your names?

I'm using the same Alias here for another We Be Goblins!! for Gamesday. Hence the rest of HP. Reta is at -3 and Hp will be updated with every post.

Are we all done here yet?

A good question...are we? Or is it vital to cut down cuddles as well?

While Mogmurch is taking care of his baby, I suggest Poog gets the others back on their feet. The goblins still have to find the fireworks, but they're almost there.

Cuddles is still in the cabin, be careful if you decide to approach it. (Though it's not where Vorka came from.)

Poog regains his senses after he gets a "drink".
*Cough...cough*...
His eyes become focused again after a bit. Seeing the other two in bad shape, he takes out his wand of "fix-ouchies".

Poke Chuffy: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Poke Chuffy: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Poke Chuffy: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Poke Chuffy: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Chuffy, you is back on full.
And again on Reta....
Poke Reta: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Poke Reta: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Reta, you is also good.

"Now turn for me, i is also still hurt."
Heal self: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Heal self after bad roll: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Feeling much better.