Mr. Barlau and the Heroes of NIMH

Game Master chavamana


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Female Human Paladin 6

Blood Vow Lair Entrance

"They are convinced that we are mad at them for Roaghaz and Sesserak's part in killing Hunclay and bringing down the tower." Akatsuki says, just before the spears come flying.

Round 1:

Aka
AC 18, touch 14, flat-footed 14. . (+4 armor,+4 Dex,)
hp 15 (1d10+0)
Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +6 (+9 total vs. charm/compulsion effects)
Hana
AC 14, touch 11, flat-footed 12. . (+3 armor,+2 Dex,-1 size)
hp 15
Fort +6, Ref +5, Will +1

Akatsuki will take down the closest kobold that continues to threaten her companions. Hana will trample any kobold that comes into direct melee with first priority being any that attacks Sigrit, Farmer, Pasara or Fenyx.

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

Aka
to hit:c.longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
dam: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Hana
to hit1: 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) - 2 + 2 = 6
dam1: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
to hit2: 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) - 2 + 2 = 19
dam2: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6

Round 1:
Initiative 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Willem will close and catch as many as possible in the blast of his blunderbuss.

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


Female Dwarf Cleric of Pharasma 6 (Hierophant 1)

Sigrit will try speaking in Undercommon. "Talk, not fight." She tucks her holy symbol in her belt, and lifts her hands, opening them to show that they are empty.

Round 1:

Initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13
Sigrit gets ready to duck.


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
Sigrit Arkose wrote:
Sigrit will try speaking in Undercommon. "Talk, not fight." She tucks her holy symbol in her belt, and lifts her hands, opening them to show that they are empty.

"Decide quickly, mother. I'll catch one spear for you, and one for Pharasma, but that third is like to finish me."


Medge wrote:

Farmer Odell wrote:

"So we talk to them first?" Farmer addresses the question (quietly) to the group at large, but Sigrit in particular.
"All is right," Medge agrees.

"Hey! Kobold guards!" she shouts as she walks towards them, waving hello. "Please to be taking us to your leader, yes?"

Fenyx makes sure he's hidden behind a rock out of sight.

Quote:
At Medge's loud greeting, the four kobold's burst into quiet whispers. The second guard near the north entrance, "তারা টাওয়ার ওপর ক্ষিপ্ত হয়! "
Fenyx mutters, "Well the tower was old and was going to be torn down anyways."
Quote:
"না! না! " One of the guards by the southern entrance, "আমরা উইজার্ড হত্যা করা হয়. " His tone considering, almost condescending.

"Not really, I heard he was a jerk."

Quote:
The other southern guard pushes the one that just spoke but not hard. "আমরা উইজার্ড হত্যা করা হয়নি, বনরক্ষক করেনি. "

"Even these guys are quick to blame someone else...."

Quote:
The last guard, by the norther door again. "তারা গ্রাহ্য করা হবে না. তারা নেতা উইজার্ড হত্যা তাকে জানান যে যত্ন করব. "

Fenyx yelling from behind the rock or whatever he is hiding behind, "তিনি আমাকে করার অর্থ ছিল, কারণ আমি খুব উইজার্ড মৃত চেয়েছিলেন. কেন Roaghaz উইজার্ড মৃত চান নি?"

Draconic:
"I wanted the wizard dead too, because he was mean to me. Why did Roaghaz want the wizard dead?"

The "romaji" translation of that says kena??? o.O
Tini āmākē karāra artha chila, kāraṇa āmi khuba u'ijārḍa mr̥ta cēẏēchilēna. Kēna Roaghaz u'ijārḍa mr̥ta cāna ni?


Female Human Paladin 6
Fenyx Spelljammer wrote:
Fenyx yelling from behind the rock or whatever he is hiding behind, "তিনি আমাকে করার অর্থ ছিল, কারণ আমি খুব উইজার্ড মৃত চেয়েছিলেন. কেন Roaghaz উইজার্ড মৃত চান নি?"

Akatsuki twitch sideways towards Fenyx, but don't actually let the kobolds out of her field of view.

Fenyx or Perception dc15:
"Wait, Hunclay was mean to you? How so?"


Medge Houndslayer wrote:

"No no no no no," Medge says, shaking her head, continuing her slow approach. "Be taking. Us. To. Your LEADER. Lee-der."

"Er. Is anyone here speaking their language?"

The fourth kobold snaps at Medge. "আপনি শুধুমাত্র নেতা তাকে হত্যা করতে চাই! আপনি চতুর ফারি ​​মানবিক হতে চেষ্টা করছেন. "

Draconic:
"You just want Roaghaz so that you can KILL him. You are tricksy furry human, but we know better!>"
Sigrit Arkose wrote:
Sigrit will try speaking in Undercommon. "Talk, not fight." She tucks her holy symbol in her belt, and lifts her hands, opening them to show that they are empty.

They don't seem to understand the Undercommon speech. At least based on the slight furrowing of their brows as their scaly fingers put the last bit of pressure on the spears that they are on the verge of throwing. But the tips of the spears turn to the more obvious dangerous people.

Fenyx Spelljammer wrote:
Fenyx yelling from behind the rock or whatever he is hiding behind, "তিনি আমাকে করার অর্থ ছিল, কারণ আমি খুব উইজার্ড মৃত চেয়েছিলেন. কেন নেতা উইজার্ড মৃত চান নি?"

One of the kobold's (the third one you think) answers. "তার নতুন ঈশ্বর তাকে আবার আনুকূল্য করা. "

Draconic:
To make his new god favor him again.

The kobold next to him, slaps him with his free hand, "তাদের বলতে হবে না. তারা শুধু আমাদের সব হত্যা করতে চান. তারা থাকা. মিথ্যা. মিথ্যা. সমস্ত বনমানুষদের থাকা. "

Draconic:
Don't tell THEM that. They just want to kill us all. They lie. LIE. LIE. All primates lie.

GM:
kobold percep DC 19: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Pasara:
Would you like me to consider that a diplomacy attempt to change their attitude?


Female Human Sorcerer/6

The way this is going, maybe I should have had my speech action outside of the spoiler.


Female Human Sorcerer/6

GM:
Yes, please.

Untrained Diplomacy: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (7) + 0 = 7


Quote:


One of the kobold's (the third one you think) answers. "তার নতুন ঈশ্বর তাকে আবার আনুকূল্য করা. "

Fenyx responds, "এটা কাজ কি? Roaghaz তার নতুন ঈশ্বরের সঙ্গে আনুকূল্য লাভ কি?"

Draconic:
"Did it work? Did Roaghaz gain favor with his new god?"

Fenyx looks over to Akatsuki and places his finger over his lips and makes a very quiet shushing sound.


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4

Bakuu calls out to the Kobolds, attempting to dodge any spears coming her way (and keeping an eye on Willem and Sigrit, especially). She raises her arms to show she's unarmed also.

"জিনিষ নিক্ষেপ করা বন্ধ করুন এবং আমরা ছোট টুকরা আপনি কাটা হবে না.আমি একটি বানর নই!"

Draconic:
"Stop throwing things, we're not here to attack you! You can trust me, I'm not a primate!"


Fenyx Spelljammer wrote:

Fenyx responds, "এটা কাজ কি? নেতা তার নতুন ঈশ্বরের সঙ্গে আনুকূল্য লাভ কি?"

Fenyx looks over to Akatsuki and places his finger over his lips and makes a very quiet shushing sound.

The first kobold comments, "আমি দেখা করেছি না. "

Draconic:
Not that I've seen.

The fourth, next to the first, snaps, "আপনি কি জানেন যে - তারা নেতা জিজ্ঞাসা করতে চাই. "

Draconic:
"What do YOU know? They'd have to ask Roaghaz."

Bakuu wrote:

Bakuu calls out to the Kobolds, attempting to dodge any spears coming her way (and keeping an eye on Willem and Sigrit, especially). She raises her arms to show she's unarmed also.

"জিনিষ নিক্ষেপ করা বন্ধ করুন এবং আমরা ছোট টুকরা আপনি কাটা হবে না.আমি একটি বানর নই!"

One of the kobolds at the other entrance glares briefly at the two that responded. "যা তারা করতে পারে না. আমরা তাদের অতীত যাক যদি তারা নেতা হত্যা চেষ্টা করবে কারণ. "

Draconic:
Which they can't do. Because if we let them past they will try to kill Roaghaz.

Then to Bakuu, "এবং আপনি পালক আছে মাত্র কারণ আপনি একটি বনমানুষদের হয় না মানে এই নয়. বিশ্বস্ত শুধুমাত্র বেশী দাঁড়িপাল্লা সঙ্গে যারা​​. এবং না কোন অভিশাপ টিকটিকি পুরুষদের হয়. " His voice clipped and certain. More than a shade insulting.

Draconic:
And just because you have feathers doesn't mean you aren't a primate. The ONLY ones to be trusted are those with scales. And not any damn lizard men either.

The kobolds seem to be getting more worked up, rather than calmly considering the group's words.


Female Human Paladin 6

Akatsuki continues to sit calmly astride Hana, her hands in her lap, though she does glance over at Fenyx in acknowledgement of his words.


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4

Bakuu frowns, the paint around her eyes scrunching up. "Damned kobolds never listening, just squawking. Wish I a dragon to swoop down and eat them." She mutters this to Willem, then unsheathes her sword.

Round 1:

Initiative 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"If they will not listen to words, maybe they will listen to wounds." She turns back to the Kobolds. "আপনি পায়ে পা দিয়ে ঝগড়া করার নির্বোধের হয়, আমরা আপনাকে কোন ক্ষতি আকাঙ্ক্ষিত."

Draconic: You are fools to quarrel so, hurting you was not our first option.

Diplomacy 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
Bakuu wrote:
Bakuu frowns, the paint around her eyes scrunching up. "Damned kobolds never listening, just squawking. Wish I a dragon to swoop down and eat them." She mutters this to Willem, then unsheathes her sword.

"And please those heathens? Eaten by a dragon is their Hogswatch."


Quote:
The fourth, next to the first, snaps, "আপনি কি জানেন যে - তারা নেতা জিজ্ঞাসা করতে চাই. "

"Belheim গ্রামের মানুষের নেতা আমাদের Roahgaz বা শান্তি চুক্তি সম্পর্কে Roahgaz জন্য কথা বলতে পারেন যে কারো সঙ্গে কথা বলতে পাঠানো হয়েছে. আমরা উইজার্ড যে শান্তি বিশ্বাসঘাতকতা করা হতে পারে মনে হয়. আমরা একটি পছন্দের শান্তিপূর্ণ পদ্ধতিতে এটি পুনরুদ্ধার করতে ইচ্ছুক."

Draconic:
"The leader human of the Belheim village sent us to speak with Roahgaz or someone that can speak for Roahgaz about their agreement of peace. We think the wizard may have betrayed that peace. We wish to restore it in a preferred peaceful manner."


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4
Black Willem wrote:
Bakuu wrote:
Bakuu frowns, the paint around her eyes scrunching up. "Damned kobolds never listening, just squawking. Wish I a dragon to swoop down and eat them." She mutters this to Willem, then unsheathes her sword.
"And please those heathens? Eaten by a dragon is their Hogswatch."

Bakuu thinks for a moment. "Aye. Forced to spend time in the company of primates, then?"


Female Catfolk Synthesist Summoner 2
Fenyx Spelljammer wrote:
"Belheim গ্রামের মানুষের নেতা আমাদের Roahgaz বা শান্তি চুক্তি সম্পর্কে Roahgaz জন্য কথা বলতে পারেন যে কারো সঙ্গে কথা বলতে পাঠানো হয়েছে. আমরা উইজার্ড যে শান্তি বিশ্বাসঘাতকতা করা হতে পারে মনে হয়. আমরা একটি পছন্দের শান্তিপূর্ণ পদ্ধতিতে এটি পুনরুদ্ধার করতে ইচ্ছুক."

"বকবকানি আজেবাজে শব্দ ছাইপাঁশ আবোল - তাবোল বলা বকবকানি!" Medge adds to this for good measure.

Draconic:
"Babble nonsense noise nonsense blather babble!"


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
Bakuu wrote:
Bakuu thinks for a moment. "Aye. Forced to spend time in the company of primates, then?"

Willem glances around at their companions and lets out a squeaky chuckle.


GM:
Aid: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Bakuu:
Using the diplomacy roll pre-combat (since it requires ~ 1 min of interaction and once combat starts it tends to make the check harder).
The kobolds at the northern entrance pull back just a bit, hissing quietly to each other.
Perception DC 25 and Draconic:
"That one seems ok."

"NOT the primates though, can't trust a monkey."

etc. Four voices.


Finally one of them pops back up, Taldane painfully mashed. "Bird can see Roaghaz. ONLY bird."


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
chavamana wrote:
Finally one of them pops back up, Taldane painfully mashed. "Bird can see Roaghaz. ONLY bird."

Willem thumbs back the hammer of his blunderbuss. "Rat goes with bird, you godsdamned heathens."


He drops back behind the rock to more muttering.

Then back up. "IF rat. IF. Can go. Need to pass rat test with rats."


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
chavamana wrote:

He drops back behind the rock to more muttering.

Then back up. "IF rat. IF. Can go. Need to pass rat test with rats."

"What in the nine hells is the rat test, you god-cursed lizard?"


The kobold's scaly hand tightens around his spear, and he snaps back at Willem. "RAT TEST." All but shouting the words. Because OBVIOUSLY Willem just didn't hear him.

"Meet rat. Rat say rat then rat. Rat say no rat then Liar."


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4

Bakuu ruffles her feathers, then leans close to Willem. "Of course, rat say rat then rat! I think they want you to go up there with me?"


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
chavamana wrote:

The kobold's scaly hand tightens around his spear, and he snaps back at Willem. "RAT TEST." All but shouting the words. Because OBVIOUSLY Willem just didn't hear him.

"Meet rat. Rat say rat then rat. Rat say no rat then Liar."

"I'll meet your rat."

As an aside, to Bakuu, Willem mutters, "This is a terrible idea."


Female Human Sorcerer/6

Just loudly enough for Bakuu to hear her, Pasara says, "如果你需要備份,給我們一個信號。好嗎?" The look on her face clearly declares she is not happy with this plan.

Tien:
"If you need backup, give us a signal. Okay?"


Female Human Paladin 6

Akatsuki continues to sit placidly astride Hana, though for the more observant there seems to be a bit of hardness in her eyes.


Fenyx pulls an arrow from his quiver and twirls it in his fingers. He begins whistling some sort of a happy tune.


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4

"不要擔心,我們將讓你知道。" She says this quietly to Pasara. "我會扔在牆上的身體。或者,也許鳥噪音。"

Tien:
"Don't fret, we'll give you a signal." Then, "I really should have Willem make flares for situations like this one."

To Willem; "It's exceptionally bad. But don't worry! I'll talk so much they move their clan just to get away from me!" She grins broadly, giving Willem a reassuring shoulder squeeze.


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
Bakuu wrote:
To Willem; "It's exceptionally bad. But don't worry! I'll talk so much they move their clan just to get away from me!" She grins broadly, giving Willem a reassuring shoulder squeeze.

Willem nods. "If I never trusted you, what would the priest say at my burial?"


Male Human Spellscar Oracle 6
chavamana wrote:

Finally one of them pops back up, Taldane painfully mashed. "Bird can see Roaghaz. ONLY bird."

"I am half-bird," Farmer says to Bakuu. "I will go half-way if you would like."


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
Farmer Odell wrote:
"I am half-bird," Farmer says to Bakuu. "I will go half-way if you would like."

"And half-rat. I'd stake my life on it." Willem regards the kobolds with irritation. "In fact, I believe I already am."


Male Human Spellscar Oracle 6
Black Willem wrote:
"And half-rat. I'd stake my life on it." Willem regards the kobolds with irritation. "In fact, I believe I already am."

Farmer nods. "Yep."

He takes a hit of whiskey from his Pharasma-sigil flask.


Female Human Sorcerer/6

"Well, I'm something like a hundred-and-twenty-eighth dragon," muses Pasara. "But I doubt that would make any difference to this lot."


Female Human Paladin 6

Pasara's quip brings the hint of a smile to Akatsuki's lips, but she continues to wait patiently.


Female Catfolk Synthesist Summoner 2

"I am being a furry vertebrate with the warm blood. But I am not knowing if I lactate or am bearing the young alive."


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4
Black Willem wrote:
Willem nods. "If I never trusted you, what would the priest say at my burial?"

"Likely that you were very good with a boomstick! But that you boomsticked alone."

To Farmer:

Farmer Odell wrote:
"I am half-bird," Farmer says to Bakuu. "I will go half-way if you would like."

"You're all bird as far as I'm concerned. The kobolds are clearly blind."


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6
Bakuu wrote:
"Likely that you were very good with a boomstick! But that you boomsticked alone."

"I'll thank you not to refer to my apparatus thus. I don't refer to that ridiculous sheet of metal you insist on carrying as a slashystaff." Willem pauses. "We're calling it a slashystaff now, aren't we."


"I thought I was a talking "boulder of reason". I must re-evaluate my life"


Female Human Sorcerer/6
Fenyx Spelljammer wrote:
"I thought I was a talking "boulder of reason". I must re-evaluate my life"

"The way these last couple of days have gone, 'I must re-evaluate my life' may well be this team's motto," remarks Pasara dryly.


The kobold who has been talking looks like he only followed about a quarter of the quick Taldane banter, he shrugs. Looks at the group, "Rat test?"

"Then if Rat, Bird and Rat see Roaghaz."

Sense Motive DC 20:
He says 'see Roaghaz' the same way one would say 'go to Rahadoum'

If there are no violent objections, four of the kobolds take Bakuu and Willem in through the northern opening. Leaving the entrances barely guarded by the two remaining kobolds.

Bakuu and Willem:
Neither bird nor rat is very far into the cave, just past the first bend, when two types of sounds resolve out of the darkness. The first is the slosh of slow moving water and the second is a quiet nervous squeaking. At a gloomy near-dark intersection, the kobolds encourage Willem to head towards the squeaking.

This close to the entrance Bakuu's low-light vision keeps her from being hindered but a few more turns and she will be blind in the darkness.

The ceiling is barely 5-ft in the cavern complex. Although Willem is unaffected by the tight space, Bakuu finds her movement hampered. (This will translate as a -2 penalty on all attack rolls for medium creatures.)


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6

Rollin:
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Bakuu:
Willem heads toward the squeaking, though his blunderbuss is at the ready.


Bakuu and Willem:
The room Willem enters is about 25x25 but with a natural cavern wall that spikes out, creating all kinds of nooks for creatures to hide in. The ammonia reek of piss and spray would gag many, but Willem knows that smell.

And the pinpoint red eyes that appear in the darkness. From behind, "Rats say rat, you Rat." Motioning for Willem to continue into the rat den.


Everyone else:
The two kobolds continue to look nervous, one looking down the passage where Bakuu and Willem were taken.

The majority of the group can wait for pair, or you are welcome to advance the plot in any way that you would enjoy. I really really mean that.


Male Ratfolk Gulch Gunner 6

Bakuu:
Willem flutters his cloak, freeing his offhand. Bakuu has seen him do this many times. He's about to put his gun in someone's face.

"Be easier if you used your damn lizard eyes and took note of the ratlike features, the hairless tail..."

He shoves the blunderbuss in the kobold's face.

"The device of ratfolk make poised to remove your face and plaster it upon yon wall. You come in with me. All of you. And we'll see who's a rat and who's not."


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4
Black Willem wrote:
"I'll thank you not to refer to my apparatus thus. I don't refer to that ridiculous sheet of metal you insist on carrying as a slashystaff." Willem pauses. "We're calling it a slashystaff now, aren't we."

"I'd never thought to name a weapon until this very moment!" She says with glee. "Slashystaff." She says with gravitas.


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4

Rollz:
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

Willem:
Bakuu smiles and shakes her head, but raises her hands. "আমার বন্ধু সন্দেহে প্রশংসা বা প্রাপ্য না, নিশ্চয় আমরা একটি সমাধান এখানে জানতে পারেন?"

[Draconic]"My friend doesn't appreciate or deserve the suspicion here, surely we can find another solution?"

Diplomacy 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18


Female Human Sorcerer/6

In her saddle on Onyx, beside Aka atop Hana, Pasara says in a low voice, "If Bakuu signals she needs help, I'm sure we can deal with these two guards. But how many do you suppose reside within?"


Outside, the one kobold that is still paying attention to the intruders (near the southern entrance) follows the movement of the women on horses, but doesn't seem to be listening. (Or can't since the humans are so far away.)

Bakuu and Willem:
The kobold sighs, then explains carefully to Bakuu, continuing to motion Willem fully into the room.

[Draconic]"Look these are the nice rats. Good guards. Not the mean rats, those rats like attacking other rats. If he really is a rat then there will be no problem."[/Draconic] The kobold chirps reasonably. [Draconic]"And it is very hard to tell one furred creature from another. I mean imagine if he was a cat."[/Draconic] The last word dripping with distain - even to Willem who is lost in the conversation.

Meanwhile, five dire rats, each as big as Willem himself, emerge from different hollows of the room, scenting the air, their squeaks turning decidedly sharp.


Female Tengu Swordmaster 4

Willem and GM:

Bakuu tilts her head and then nods in agreement. [Draconic]"I met a cat recently. I'm still very undecided."

She moves close to Willem and keeps a hand on the venerable Slashystaff. To him, quietly; "This is intended to be a test wherein the rats won't eat you if you're a rat. I... can't see that this ends well. Not a dig at your character, of course. Just saying that this seems a most unreliable test."

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