Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread
Game Master
Heathansson
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Lux Seoni the Witchwarden wrote: map! MAP!!!
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So,...Elgan, Pip and Satari Em (who is gone for 10 days on a gift horse) have buffed or whatever;
Altai to buff or whatever, and then you guys won the initiative.
Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Emrael Bladewalker wrote: One last free wifi before I go incommunicado... Emrael will use her buff round to enhance DemonRazor to be a +1 holy keen dancing cold iron katana and stand. When it becomes clear that battle will be joined, she will draw Cutter one-handed as she moves to engage and release DemonRazor to attack the same target. We'll see if this fancy combo is worth the effort - six attacks/round certainly seems worth a try... Oh, my,... yes. Yes it does,... When you return, we must discuss this lovely combination. I want to see if I can duplicate it with my much lower MAgus! Safe trip! :)
Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Lux Seoni the Witchwarden wrote: Lux Seoni the Witchwarden wrote: map! MAP!!! Uh... Not quite.
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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Altai shakes his head in mock sorrow. "Looks like we are forced to wipe them out and take their airship. Such a shame."
In the buff round, I slap Gjetost with an Enlarge person. I then move to AC 15 and cast Prismatic spray at the crew; I should be able to hit all of them except the westernmost Leng guy and the two westernmost half-orcs.
Advanced flesh golem shield guardian
First of all, Gjetost grows to Huge size. He then moves to AA/AC 16-18 before attacking the easternmost half-orc with his no-dachi. Attack roll 12+29-4(power attack)=AC 37, damage 3d8+23+12(power attack)=47.
Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Pip unlimbers his bow and gets to shooting
Additional damage for Manyshot: 1d8 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 22
Bow Attacks (farther than 30'/all feats/Inspire courage/Haste/+2bow/+3arrows):
1d20 + 18 ⇒ (6) + 18 = 241d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 251d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 321d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 291d8 + 17 ⇒ (3) + 17 = 201d8 + 17 ⇒ (7) + 17 = 241d8 + 17 ⇒ (4) + 17 = 211d8 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18
I'll fire for any targets of opportunity
Pip's sword fills the air with a complex series of notes
Remember those +3 bonuses folks
Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Elgan looks on with unabashed incredulity as Altai makes Ghetost even bigger.
"Ah gots teh git me wun uh dem!" He mutters, and runs forward to stand next to the giant before growing to a tree equal to the newly enlarged Ghetost in size. He waves his flaming/sparking/frosty branches and bellows,...
"CUUM GIIT SUUM!!"
Move to fill X-Z 16 with my treant form. No attacks yet, as I do not think that there is anyone within my Huge reach?
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9d8 ⇒ (5, 1, 4, 8, 7, 8, 1, 8, 5) = 47
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bright blues are new statues that the sculptor Altai made.
2d8 ⇒ (6, 7) = 13
2d8 ⇒ (5, 8) = 13
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one winks out; he's insane, and on another plane.
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4 half orcs left; some got burned.
3 denizens left.
Some statues, some planar relocations.
MWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
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Pip fells a halforc that was wounded by Altai's rainbow of death.
And Elgan gives them the branches.
He can reach and whomp on half orc 5 from his position; 1 attack; i.e. not full attack........
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"Like a Rainbow in the Dark!!!"
Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Att on HO #5 (As soon as I do some math for all of my buffs. Don't get to cast them all very often.) :)
Slam att:(Including Haste/Bard/BullStr)Extra D6's are Flame/Frost/Shock 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (5) + 22 = 271d8 + 17 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 17 + (6) + (4) + (1) = 32
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Elgan lays a tree branch wupping on that half orc; he's pretty bloodied up, but still standing.
Flame, fire, shock, sounds like a James Taylor song.
Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Heh. Actually it sounds to me like that one song from a Scooby Doo cartoon, with the 'Hex Girls'
'Earth, Wind, Fire and Air,
We may look bad but we don't care'
:)
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Dok, Emrael, and Satari up to bat.
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Elgan Dreadwood wrote: Heh. Actually it sounds to me like that one song from a Scooby Doo cartoon, with the 'Hex Girls'
'Earth, Wind, Fire and Air,
We may look bad but we don't care'
:)
Rock on, Scooby Doo
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M Half-Orc Ranger
Dok and Colu book it around the back of the tents, (A double move will take me to AD 29) drawing his bow on the way.
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They sneak up, betwixt the landing party and the space ship.
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Colu's hair rises on his back. He hisses at the black starship.
Dok can smell slaughterhouse, and something akin to sea creatures. A gamey funk proceeds from the portal on the side.
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Altai and crewe, Pip, Elgan, Dok have attacked;
Em and Satari are up.......
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That one works! I promise!!!
Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Heheh, took me ALL this time to think of it. WHen Altai turned all those guys into glass statues, I should have just 'Ice storm'd and smashed them all. :)
Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)
We are not hasted, correct?
Emrael moves forward to S19 drawing Cutter as she moves, taking up a defensive posture with a katana in each hand.
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Elgan Dreadwood wrote: Heheh, took me ALL this time to think of it. WHen Altai turned all those guys into glass statues, I should have just 'Ice storm'd and smashed them all. :) there's always next round....
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Emrael Bladewalker wrote: We are not hasted, correct?
Emrael moves forward to S19 drawing Cutter as she moves, taking up a defensive posture with a katana in each hand.
The orcs all look excited at the elf they have a chance to kill. or think they do;.......
you guys are, indeed, hasted.
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Satari! *he's gone until the 19th*
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Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Ditto, nighters Heathy & company!
Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)
With haste, she has sufficient movement to get someone's grille and take a whack at them, so I will modify her movement to R20 and attack ho1.
She will make a single one-handed power attack with Demonrazor. She will release it to dance next round and switch to a two-handed grip on Cutter.
With her enhanced speed, the kensai closes on the half-orc quickly, drawing her second sword, and launches herself into a spin, both katanas flashing in the firelight. Her focus is all on a single devastating strike, however, the second blade merely a distraction to worry her foe.
Attack: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33
Damage: 1d8 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15
Critical confirm: 1d20 + 16 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 16 + 7 = 40 Bonus from critical perfection class ability
Damage: 1d8 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 21
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She sticks the halforc in the eyehole of his spiked leather gimpmask; it seems to be laughing; actually screaming in pain more, but trying to play it off like it's funny.
He's still fighting.......
Satari's up to bat.
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Somebody wanna take Satari's go?
Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)
I can, but a question first. I think Satari is still seated - if he uses Abundant Step, can he reappear standing? Or does he have to be standing before he uses AS?
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I'll allow it. I'm thinking that, when a big ass starship landed, he woulda got up.
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Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Arrrgh,.... Just Arrrrgh,.... (One of those weeks, sorry) ;P

Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)
"Ah, battle is joined. But it is a shame for a lady to fight alone." The elderly monk takes a step toward Emrael and her foes, but before his foot touches down, he disappears. When he appears in S22, his foot is already moving in a roundhouse kick to strike the half-orc whose blood graces Emrael's blade.
Note: Satari gains a Dodge bonus to AC for each adjacent foe that threatens him, so it depends on whether he drops any of them.
He will attack R21 until he falls. If he has attacks remaining, they will be directed to T23.
Flurry, haste, inspire courage, power attack:
Attack H: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (10) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 33, damage: 2d8 + 3 + 6 ⇒ (3, 2) + 3 + 6 = 14.
Attack 1: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (17) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 40, damage: 2d8 + 3 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5) + 3 + 6 = 16.
Attack 2: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (6) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 29, damage: 2d8 + 3 + 6 ⇒ (8, 6) + 3 + 6 = 23.
Attack 3: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (19) + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 37, damage: 2d8 + 3 + 6 ⇒ (3, 3) + 3 + 6 = 15.
Attack 4: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (9) + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 27, damage: 2d8 + 3 + 6 ⇒ (5, 1) + 3 + 6 = 15.
Attack 5: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (8) + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 21, damage: 2d8 + 3 + 6 ⇒ (3, 3) + 3 + 6 = 15.
Crit confirm for #3: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (18) + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 36, damage: 2d8 + 3 + 6 ⇒ (6, 5) + 3 + 6 = 20.
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(lol)been working all day; just got more work ordered; see you guys in 4 hours maybe.
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Satari demolishes the half orc; the other two miss the denizen of Leng at T23.
Their attack shortly.
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