Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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M Half-Orc Ranger

Dok drops his bow and, with practiced speed, tears his falchion from its sheath, attacking (S1, please) in the same motion.

Falchion attack 1: 1d20 + 22 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 22 + 3 = 35
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (3, 2) + 10 = 15
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Falchion attack 2: 1d20 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 17 + 3 = 39
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 = 14
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Falchion attack 3: 1d20 + 12 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 12 + 3 = 28
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Falchion attack 2 (CRIT CONFIRM): 1d20 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 17 + 3 = 34
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Dok lays into the thing, and is eerily relieved to "hit" something solid, as the ghostbane dirge's resonations bring the thing into our dimension from terra insubstantia.

It proves hardy though, and stands, even as Dok slices into its neck and down into its lungs. Or,....where a more natural thing's lungs should be,.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It is close to falling though; hardy indeed......


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan ignores the danger to himself, and pumps a little more healing into Beldan, just to be sure.

Trading for another CCW 4d8+14 (I should have just used a HEAL, but wasn't sure how many HP Beldan was supposed to have!) ;P

4d8 + 14 ⇒ (3, 1, 3, 1) + 14 = 22

Wow. Cruddy roll. Beldan should be up to almost 50HP now though! (45?)

Elgan stands, turns, and glares at the nearest spirit/demon/whatsit/whocares.

"Chew Jes hurt muh fren. Dat wuz a bad ideer." He growls.
I mean he actually GROWLS, and then shimmers and shifts into his treant-form, filling the tiny space. His branch-arms burst into flaming, sparking torches trailing waves of frost.

"CUHM EN GIT SUM!" The not-so-tiny druid bellows.

Since shifting is a free action, I can do it after my standard/ heal of Beldan. My AC is now 32, and I have Dmg Red 5/slashing


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Beldan's feeling much better, after two doses of druidic healing.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Continuing to use haste The kensai's blade continues to flash back and forth through the creature facing her.

Katana attack 1d20 + 18 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 18 + 3 + 1 = 23 including inspire courage and haste bonuses
Damage 1d8 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 17 + 3 = 22

Haste attack 1d20 + 18 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 18 + 3 + 1 = 33 including inspire courage and haste bonuses
Damage 1d8 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 17 + 3 = 27

Katana attack 1d20 + 13 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 13 + 3 + 1 = 32 including inspire courage and haste bonuses
Damage 1d8 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 17 + 3 = 23

If the crit applies, confirmation roll 1d20 + 13 + 3 + 1 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 13 + 3 + 1 + 7 = 40 including inspire courage and haste bonuses in addition to bonus from critical perfection
Damage 1d8 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Satari-san

Satari-san replies, "Tsk, tsk. Here I am being perfectly serious while you make outrageous statements that you can't possibly hope to carry through."

Flurry of Blows
1d20 + 22 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 22 + 3 = 37 Damage 2d8 + 8 + 3 ⇒ (8, 2) + 8 + 3 = 21
1d20 + 22 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 22 + 3 = 33 Damage 2d8 + 8 + 3 ⇒ (2, 4) + 8 + 3 = 17
1d20 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 17 + 3 = 38 Damage 2d8 + 8 + 3 ⇒ (5, 7) + 8 + 3 = 23
1d20 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 17 + 3 = 31 Damage 2d8 + 8 + 3 ⇒ (4, 3) + 8 + 3 = 18
1d20 + 12 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 12 + 3 = 28 Damage 2d8 + 8 + 3 ⇒ (2, 4) + 8 + 3 = 17

His unarmed strikes count as lawful and magic for purposes of determining damage reduction.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Pip

The bard looks around at the foes and decides to give the half-orc an assist as he draws his bow and a demon bane arrow.

One shot since he's drawing this round.

Attack 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 24 Removing normal rapid shot penalty
Damage 1d8 + 17 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 17 + (3, 3) = 26 including bane damage


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael and Satari are attacking S4. Pip's errant shot was at S1.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Pip misses;

Emrael utterly destroys S4,

I assume Satari attacks S1, since he can full attack that shadow demon.

He does S1 in, bashing away until its now solid body flops to the ground.

Alta/Claw........

There's one demon left.

MAP!!!!!


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Claw leans over Pip and lays into the remaining demon .

Attack 1: 11+16=AC 27, damage 3d8+8=23. Attack 2: 20!+16=AC 36, confirm roll 11+16=AC 27,damage 3d8+8=24x2=48.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai casts Magic missile on the last demon. Damage 5d4+5=18.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan trree looks sad.

"Awww. I waaaanted to poound ooon iit!" He rumbles.

He looks at the last one that Altai targetted.

slam attacks (2), with flame, frost, electric dmg added. Bonus from HAste and bardic bonus included

1d20 + 20 ⇒ (7) + 20 = 271d8 + 15 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 15 + (4) + (1) + (1) = 231d20 + 20 ⇒ (6) + 20 = 261d8 + 15 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 15 + (6) + (4) + (4) = 31

"It Wuuz stiil twiitchiing."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Claw and Elgan ro sham bo the last shadow demon, and Altai blasts it in the face with a magic missile, leaving a magic missile sized hole through its head.

It attacks Elly, for....
a roll of 1, 2, and 2 to hit.

Group's up.

It's really messed up now.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Yeew Wuunt suum moore?!?!"

SLAP! POW! ZOWIE!

Same as before, here's some more! (forgot the extra attack from haste!):)

1d20 + 20 ⇒ (10) + 20 = 301d8 + 15 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 15 + (6) + (6) + (3) = 331d20 + 20 ⇒ (10) + 20 = 301d8 + 15 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (6) + 15 + (5) + (3) + (3) = 321d20 + 20 ⇒ (6) + 20 = 261d8 + 15 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 15 + (3) + (3) + (5) = 29

"Annd staay Doowwn!!"


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Nobody cast haste, Elgan. Emrael's using her boots of haste to get the extra attack. Speaking of which... Emrael dismisses the haste effect and takes a couple more cuts at the shredded creature.

Katana attack 1d20 + 18 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 18 + 3 = 29 including inspire courage bonus
Damage 1d8 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 17 + 3 = 28

Katana attack 1d20 + 13 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 13 + 3 = 24 including inspire courage bonus
Damage 1d8 + 17 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 17 + 3 = 25


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Elgan and Emrael finish the last of the shadow demons, and alll is silent again.....

end of combat.

7,500 experience points each.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael looks around, tense, at the sudden silence. She slowly moves toward the door, magically shining key in one hand, katana in the other.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

I'm back folks. Sorry for the absence

Pip finishes up his song

"Where there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who you gonna call?
REGULATORS!"

He looks about at the carnage

"Sweeeeet"

He follows Emrael as she heads to the door


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

After a cursory glance,...there's an ensconced set of massive double doors, at the place now marked in red on the map, behind a pile of skulls.

Who's yerr decorator, Vlad Tepes?.......


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Sorry, I'm just so used to Pip doing the Haste trick that when I saw you using it I presumed it had happened again! ;P

Elgantree looks around.

"Awww,... Nooo mooore?"

The tree shimmers back into an elf. He looks around.

"Ever-wun okay?"
He peers at Beldan. "Yew need anudder whack wit' deh happy stick?" He asks, waving one of his cure wands.


The Celestial Dragon

Thanks Emrael!

"Interesting. I wonder if those shades are from then, or now, or some other time. So, onward to meet the Nereid? I hope she is nicer than the decor suggests."


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Yeah, I was not an ideal Pip replacement - I don't know his normal routine or I would have done just that.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:


"Awww,... Nooo mooore?"

The tree shimmers back into an elf. He looks around.

"That was more than enough. Jeez, fire-resistant monsters? What will they think of next?" Altai shakes his had. "Now, the nereid can't be any worse than that lot, can she? Let's move on. Clear the way, Claw."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Claw clears away the skulls, and opens the door with a mighty creak.

It leads to a hallway running south, which empties into a massive mausoleum.

The "yellow" is a raised area, and the "darker yellow" is stairs that run down from the entry; they're not a stairwell, just stairs down from a raised area that wrap around said area.....i.e. they all slope away from the raised area; let me know if that doesn't make sense.

the black rectangles represent raised sarcophagi; stone, with stone reliefs on top of warriors in repose, armed and armored;

There is a large pool of eerily lit water, blue like the Caribbean, blue like heaven's Oceans.

On the other side of the pool, a throne carved ornately from a single massive chunk of jade, and pebbled with gemstones.

The throne appears empty.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

'Niaace Place." Elgan mutters deadpan.

"If'n dis' iz how dey set up dere gues's, Ah'll take muh chances campin outside. Weeerd tahme-shifts 'en all!" He states firmly. You get the sense that Elgan might be just a teeny bit claustrophobic, his being used to the outdoors and all.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Nice enough if you like your furniture hard and unyielding. Let's check out the pool; the quicker we're done down here, the happier I'll be."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Raight yew areuh." Elgan mutters, hopping up on Claw's broad shoulder and peering ahead,...


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Beldan

Perception 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (17) + 17 = 34 +7 vs traps

Beldan addresses the empty room from the raised entry, "So, uh, the emperor sent us to talk to you. He thought you might have some information about this sword." He looks over his shoulder at Altai, "That's what he said, right?"

Emrael

Holding the key before her like some sort of magical ward, Emrael waits at the edge of the landing (say, R24) for any signs of life within the room.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Emrael sees....the lid to the northermost of the coffins raise and crash soundly to the ground.

A woman's head floats up out of the sarcophagus, a head trailing entrails........entrails which hold six katana in their snaky grip.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

When this crap goes down, the party's standing there in the "yellow."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

"Penanggalan!" Pip shreiks

He rips a power cord from Lucille

Casting Haste on the party, then moving into the +3 Inspire Courage

"Blood sucking creatures of the night
Nocturnal spectre hiding from the light
Cries screaming out every fright
Eagerly awaiting plight
Apparitions from the pits of Hell
Death plagues the streets in which they dwell
Demented lust, the secrets they must keep
Addicted to your blood
At dawn they sleep "


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Initiative......

A loop of bowel holds two katana at the side; lungs arc up and hold two of the swords in high guard.
Two kidneys drag their katana on the ground, making an eerie shrill grating sound......


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan makes a face. A combination of disgust and horror.

"Dat. Jes'. Ain't. Right!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Mwahahahaha!!!


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"Indeed. That is no way to treat a fine weapon. Why, that single sword could the culmination of a life's work."

She tucks the key into her belt and takes a defensive posture.

Initiative 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Group wins initiative.

She.....doesn't seem interested in a nice chat.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Huh. Kidney pie, coming up. Now, what in the Nine Hells is this thing?"

Knowledge (religion) 13+17=30. Do I know anything about these creatures - and are they too immune to fire?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

She's a Penanggalen. They pull their heads and guts out of their body; a sort of vampire....you've never heard of one using its entrails to wield weaponry though.

DR 5/silver and slashing.
Resist cold 10, fire 10
fast healing 5.
Light sensitivity. Staggered in sunlight if outside of body.

Blood drain 1d4 con; disease filth fever; bile withers; fort or take 1d4 dex and 1d4 charisma........

no spell resistance


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Altai Iscarni wrote:

"Huh. Kidney pie, coming up. Now, what in the Nine Hells is this thing?"

Knowledge (religion) 13+17=30. Do I know anything about these creatures - and are they too immune to fire?

"Iz TOAST! Daz whut dat iz!" Elgan replies from his perch atop Claw's shoulder pad.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh.....more like bologna....


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"Is that a look of recognition? Do you know how best to defeat such a creature?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"This is a..... Well, think of it as an unusually disgusting vampire. Try to not let it bite you. It is killed by pounding it into paste, preferably with silver swords."

Hmmm... No Disintegrate spells left. I think I'll start off with Melf's acid arrow; it does some damage and makes it difficult to cast spells for it.

So - move to V24 before launching the bomb. Attack roll 11+10=touch AC 21, damage 2d4=6 acid.


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Move to ST 24-25.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

I kind of pictured Emrael being at the corner of the raised portion, so R24 if it's not otherwise occupied. I assume H is the bad'un and the party is just not on the map yet.

Beldan will hold up his tengu sword to see if it reacts to the floating horror. Assuming not, he will move back into the party and down the right side of the wall with an eye on circling around behind it.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Poundin' inteh paste? DAT we kin arrange!" Elgan chuckles mirthlessly. He begins waving his arms and chanting, calling upon the power of nature surrounding him even deep in the crypts,...

And I think it's time to pick a new chia-pet! ;D


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Altai thuds a Melf into the creature's innards, and it shrieks horribly.

MAP!

Pip; Altai/Claw have gone; everybody else is up.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Speed enhanced by Pip's spell, Emrael launches herself toward the creature, striking like a viper and returning to the platform in R21.

She will use a swift action to trigger her arcane pool on her arcana, making it a +3 Holy Keen Shocking Burst weapon and uses Spring Attack to attack without provoking the AoO.

Attack 1d20 + 18 + 2 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (14) + 18 + 2 + 2 - 3 = 33 +2 from arcane pool, +2 from holy, -3 due to power attack
Damage 1d8 + 10 + 2 + 2 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 2 + 2 + (4, 5) + 9 = 38 +2 from arcane pool, +2 from holy, +2d6 holy damage, +9 from power attack

Assuming, of course, that said "unusually disgusting vampire" is evil...

And that was almost a crit threat... hope it hit!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

BAM!

She ain't chaotic neutral......

Emmy slashes the thing but good, and it seems blunted somewhat, due to the lack of silverness of her blade....
Nonetheless, there's some innards that got gouged pretty good.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Dok; Satari; Elgan; Beldan are up to bat.......

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