Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson

init (basic group): 1d20 ⇒ 15

Pip has a +3, but a nat one I assume he is going first. He casts Haste on the group, and begins his setup for Inspire Courage +3

Pip keeps strumming, his fingers racing faster and faster. His crystal sword begins to warble in accompanyment.

"Baseless insults
From the sons of tanners
And nightsoil collectors
Trouble the Regulators not

Foul infestation
of Nature's beauty
Your souls have cheated karma
For far too long
Challenge us
And seal your fate."

Question: Are these monk guys incorporeal or actually here?

"Karma is a chameleon,....." he says, strangely.

"And black is all the colors and yet none of them....."

"Love would be easy
If your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and greeeeee-ee-ee-een"

"I really want to hurt you.
I really want to make you cry,"
is his only response.....

LOL sorry could'nt resist

heh heh...

Your roll and Emrael's initiative modifier gives the group a 27 on the initiative check.

"Did you blather on so like a child when you were still flesh and blood 100 years ago? Or is this the work of your cursed blade?"

With a moment's thought, she invests arcana into her blade and it flashes forward in a two-handed grip toward the leader.

Activating Arcane Accuracy (+7 to attacks for one round), moving and using Lunge feat to attack BB from U17.

Attack 1d20 + 18 + 3 - 2 - 3 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 18 + 3 - 2 - 3 + 7 = 41 including Inspire Courage, Lunge, Power Attack, Arcane Accuracy
Damage 1d8 + 10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 10 + 9 + 3 = 29 including two-handed Power Attack, Inspire Courage

Critical confirmation roll 1d20 + 18 + 3 - 2 - 3 + 7 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 18 + 3 - 2 - 3 + 7 + 7 = 49 including Inspire Courage, Lunge, Power Attack, Arcane Accuracy, Critical Perfection
Damage 1d8 + 10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 10 + 9 + 3 = 24 including two-handed Power Attack, Inspire Courage

AC 32, threatened area 10' for this round

Just noticed an ability I have not been using - if he's flat-footed, she adds her Intelligence modifier (+7) to her damage rolls.

She's paying attention to the make-up of the foe - she will enable ghost touch next round on her katana if they are incorporeal.

DAYYYUM!

She lays into him pretty decent; the stoneskin he just activated
blunts it a little bit......but not much.

He doesn't seem to have DR elsewise; the blade cuts him real nice and deep. He's pretty hurt.

"YOU DIE FIRST, MIEM SCUM!!!"
he immaturely screeches.

Katana raised in a defensive posture, Emrael smiles at him sweetly with a smile that doesn't reach her eyes.

Gurgling pea soup green ichor leaks from his wound.

"You're gonna like what I do next, little Grinner....."

the black katana seems to moan.

I gotta make a milk run and go water my ma's plants. I'll be back in an hour and a half.

Grinning widely, Altai steps back before casting a spell.

5' step to W15. I'm targeting Baso's sword with Greater dispel magic. Dispel check 14+14=28; if this succeeds, the sword becomes nonmagical for 1d4 rounds.

MAP

heh heh...I wasn't planning on figuring out how Altai's attack worked until tomorrow; gotta crank the stuff's.

So,....this thing does not have a 17th level caster level.

it fizzles out, leaving a real black katana with a lot of carbon content in the blade, instead of some black razor/stormbringer looking thing.

1d4 ⇒ 2

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"Ah foolishness. You should have listened to Altai, he spoke much wisdom. Still, perhaps that was not possible for you." Satari moves forward to support the Lady Miem.

Oh cr@p, now I've got to figure out Satari's attack routine again - and I don't have that many fingers!

heh heh...the woes of hi level play.....

my wifu just informed me that she just plum forgot an important item on my shopping list; back in a little bit......

Working under the following assumptions: haste is up, inspire courage isn't yet, using power attack to mitigate DR.

Satari turns, slips between pages of the the world, and reappears next to Blackblade. Dimension door to U19, leaving space for Claw to join the fun if he wants to.

Flurry of blows:
Haste attack: 1d20 + 22 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (3) + 22 + 1 - 3 = 23, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (7, 2) + 14 = 23.
Attack 1: 1d20 + 22 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (20) + 22 + 1 - 3 = 40, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (1, 8) + 14 = 23.
Attack 2: 1d20 + 22 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (6) + 22 + 1 - 3 = 26, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (8, 2) + 14 = 24.
Attack 3: 1d20 + 17 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (8) + 17 + 1 - 3 = 23, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (2, 8) + 14 = 24.
Attack 4: 1d20 + 17 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (3) + 17 + 1 - 3 = 18, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (3, 7) + 14 = 24.
Attack 5: 1d20 + 12 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (6) + 12 + 1 - 3 = 16, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (8, 2) + 14 = 24.
Crit confirm: 1d20 + 22 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (1) + 22 + 1 - 3 = 21, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (1, 1) + 14 = 16.
This turn Satari has AC 29.

Satari's blows, while doing damage, seem to be blunted by the thing's stoneskin spell, and something else.......

"Ha ha! Your venoms tickle me, fist fighter! You should have been more rigorous in your iron ox training, I can tell you punched boards instead of rock!!!"

what a dick...

Satari smiles, unshaken by the blistering of braggarts, "All training is of the path, whether the fist is open or closed," the old man replies mildly.

Prep for their turn, in case I'm tucked up in bed. Satari seeks for an opportunity to use Redirection (14/day) (Ex) At 1st level, as an immediate action, a flowing monk can attempt a reposition or trip combat maneuver against a creature that the flowing monk threatens and that attacks him. If the combat maneuver is successful, the attacker is sickened for 1 round. Satari attempts to trip any attackers. If successful he'll also use the AOO provided by greater trip.
Trip attempt 1: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (6) + 24 = 30.
Attack 1: 1d20 + 22 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (10) + 22 + 1 - 3 = 30, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (3, 8) + 14 = 25.
Trip attempt 2: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (15) + 24 = 39.
Attack 2: 1d20 + 22 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (14) + 22 + 1 - 3 = 34, damage: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (1, 7) + 14 = 22.

Oops, I thought Inspire Courage was active and Haste wasn't. I'm not worried about the haste bonus, but if the bardic music wasn't going, the attack rolls and damage were high by 3 each.

Right on; they still hit, and I'll credit the bastich some hp's.

Satari smiles, unshaken by the blistering of braggarts, "All training is of the path, whether the fist is open or closed," the old man replies mildly.

Prep for their turn, in case I'm tucked up in bed. Satari seeks for an opportunity to use Redirection (14/day) (Ex) At 1st level, as an immediate action, a flowing monk can attempt a reposition or trip combat maneuver against a creature that the flowing monk threatens and that attacks him. If the combat maneuver is successful, the attacker is sickened for 1 round. Satari attempts to trip any attackers. If successful he'll also use the AOO provided by greater trip.
Trip attempt 1: 1d20+24.
Attack 1: 1d20+22+1-3, damage: 2d8+14.
Trip attempt 2: 1d20+24.
Attack 2: 1d20+22+1-3, damage: 2d8+14.

Right on; I'll keep it in mind.

Looks like Claw, Elgan, and Dok are up to bat though not necessarily in that order.

Claw steps up behind Satari and pounds away at the mouthy monk.

5' step to VW 18-19. Attack 1: 12+16=AC 28, damage 3d8+8=23. Attack 2: 13+16=AC 29, damage 3d8+8=22.

Both hits damage him; he looks......to be somewhat resistant to the blows though.

Question....does Claw have adamantine stuffs?

No adamantine, I'm afraid. Those big bladed hands of his do slashing damage, if that matters.

It does. The bastich looks somewhat hurt then.

He's pretty tore up.

Elgan and Dok are up to bat.

Nitey nite!!!!!

Dok saunters up to the leader, (T 18, please) and takes a swing...

Falchion attack 1: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (12) + 22 = 34
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (4, 4) + 10 = 18
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Falchion is not adamantine, just a +3 flaming model.

A question - does Emrael's damage include the Holy property on her sword? Of course, that assumes that our current enemies are evil, but that seems quite likely in this case.

I thought of that later. It was not included in the damage rolls provided. Also, in case it matters, when I forgot the haste bonus, I also forgot it from the AC, so her AC is a point higher if BB decides to try her defenses.

Dok saunters up to the leader, (T 18, please) and takes a swing...

Falchion attack 1: 1d20+22
Damage: 2d4+10
Fire Damage: 1d6

Falchion is not adamantine, just a +3 flaming model.

Dok almost finishes him,....

Elgan!!!

"Kill me,....I beg you...."

oh; mothy; if you wanted in on the scrap that's cool; I thought you'd be gone for a while....it's the first round....

Yeah, if it's cool I'll say that Beldan has been hiding in the mists, maybe taken a healing potion or two - he has been a bit confused about whether they should fight the dead samurai or this new guy, so biding his time.
I'll choose a position and state actions soon as I can - maybe late tonight, gotta pick the kids up soon and it is my son's birthday today.

it's cool; I'm going to sleep pretty soon anyway's.

Yeah, if it's cool I'll say that Beldan has been hiding in the mists, maybe taken a healing potion or two - he has been a bit confused about whether they should fight the dead samurai or this new guy, so biding his time.

I'll choose a position and state actions soon as I can - maybe late tonight, gotta pick the kids up soon and it is my son's birthday today.

Happy birthday to your boy!

Beldan slips out of the mist where he’s been hiding Stealth: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (14) + 36 = 50 – if that beats the bad guy’s perception I should be able to get sneak attack on him and moves up to the big bad move to U20 to attack him with the tengu rapier.

1d20 + 27 ⇒ (13) + 27 = 40 damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10. If sneak attack applies, add 7d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 2, 6, 3, 6, 3) = 30 plus 7 bleed plus 2 strength damage.

Beldan Vale wrote:

Yeah, if it's cool I'll say that Beldan has been hiding in the mists, maybe taken a healing potion or two - he has been a bit confused about whether they should fight the dead samurai or this new guy, so biding his time.

I'll choose a position and state actions soon as I can - maybe late tonight, gotta pick the kids up soon and it is my son's birthday today.

Happy birthday to your boy!

Thanks. He’s 6. We had a party for his friends on Saturday, last night in the inlaws came over for a big birthday dinner … which went very late, and guess who got left to do all the washing up? ;-)

Huzzah! Happy birthday to the Mothling!!!

Beldan slips out of the mist where he’s been hiding Stealth: 1d20 + 36 – if that beats the bad guy’s perception I should be able to get sneak attack on him and moves up to the big bad move to U20 to attack him with the tengu rapier.

1d20 + 27 damage: 1d6 + 7. If sneak attack applies, add 7d6 plus 7 bleed plus 2 strength damage.

Beldan skewers the bastich.........just the followers left now.

ELGAAAAAAAN!!!

Dok wrote:

Beldan Vale wrote:

Yeah, if it's cool I'll say that Beldan has been hiding in the mists, maybe taken a healing potion or two - he has been a bit confused about whether they should fight the dead samurai or this new guy, so biding his time.

I'll choose a position and state actions soon as I can - maybe late tonight, gotta pick the kids up soon and it is my son's birthday today.

Happy birthday to your boy!

Thanks. He’s 6. We had a party for his friends on Saturday, last night in the inlaws came over for a big birthday dinner … which went very late, and guess who got left to do all the washing up? ;-)

He had fun though … my task today is to try to find space for all the new lego he got …

Watch out for Lego caltrops. Nothing hurts worse. Shoes a must now.

Hehe, yeah, you're not wrong.
The Lego he's mainly into now is 'Ninjago' - there are some pretty cool ninjas and samurai and serpent people and stuff actually.

My son wants Lego Star Wars stuff's.....I keep telling him that there's too many lego logs all over my damn floor he never plays with.

I gotta take care of some chores; back in.....an hour or two maybe.

huzzah!

Out!!!