Group two: We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master TheHairyAvenger

Nuggle waits in his hidden spot.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (5) + 16 = 21

From his position, Korg tries to find the best stone or bush to hide behind as he waits.

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17 Stealth

If Darts kills the horse, which Slicy can see over the fence. She stays put. However, if not she makes her way into the horse pen into the melee.

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

Move to flanking attack 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 1 + 2 = 13

Damage = 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Surprise Round

The horse hears Korg rustling in the bushes when Darts sneaks up behind and slices down, chopping off it's tail and slicing through the back of a leg. Blood spurts from the deep wound and white, grey bone can be seen. The horse whinnies in agony, the sound cutting through you.

Nuggle do you want to remain hidden during the surprise round?

Korg goes into rage and rushes towards the sound and "charges" at the horse with his cutlass firmly in his hands.

1d20 + 5 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 5 + 2 + 1 = 23 Attack (dice + BAB & Str bonus + charge + class bonus against larger enemy) I won't charge if normal movement also allows Korg to attack, in that case ignore the +2

1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 Damage

@GM, if I am not mistaken, Korg and Slicy are on the other side of the fence from the horse. Then how would the horse hear Korg trying to hide behind a bush? Maybe a map could help,thanks!

Yes, for now.

Since the situation developed a little different than I had thought

Move to flanking attack 1d20 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 1 = 11

Damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

MAP: Updated Map Link.

Ok lets start afresh I think I got a bit muddled.

Does the map help to clarify things now? I have this as your basic positions if you believe you should be somewhere else just say and I will edit.

Once I know everyone is on the same page we can move this party on. Sorry for the confusion :/

that requires a google account to read, and since a while I don't have one (either got hacked or I deleted it, always hated google so I don't care which one)

That works.

In case it's needed, Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24

Close enough for government work. From that vantage point I GUESS I would have to charge to be in melee attacking range. Do you want to add the plus two to my attack rolls from earlier or should I do it again.

Can't I just use the actions of me attacking the horse and go from there?

That makes the most sense.

[ooc] The most logical situation would be(if anyone disagrees say so), Korg hides somewhere with an obstructed view from the open gate, Nuggle stays hidden and my character impatient as she always is, is peeking over the fence but in easy reach of the openned gate. Dart does his "Shank" attack and my character with reckless abandon comes in for the assist. The other characters can do then whatever they want.

Korg I don't think you need a Google Account to view it. You just get given an Anonymous user.

Sounds right to me Slicy. Ok so Darts has Shanked the horse doing a nasty bit of damage. Nuggle then wants to remain hidden. Korg and Slicy you both want to charge in for the attack? :P Since Korg is next on initiative order I will take his attack first.

Korg charges through the gate and into the pen slicing across the horses face with his huge sword. He cleaves directly through the horses skull killing it instantly.

Let me know if anyone is opposed. If not I will move it along :D

Let's go! And so much for stealth.bet Vorka heard that. Or anything out in the swamp.

Darts scrambled clear as Korg sloshed his way through the churned muck and cleaved his cutlass through the hideous equine's head.As its muzzle separated from it's head in a grisly spray of gore and chips of bone,its legs gave out and it collasped in a quivering heap in the muck.

His ears still ringing from its startled screech of pain,Darts shook himself and suddenly shoved himself beside the corpse in an attempt to hide himself. Vorka was SURE to have heard that!

He made motions to the others to 'shuddap' and 'listen'.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19Perception
1d20 + 17 ⇒ (16) + 17 = 33Stealth

Slicy ready to swing, sees the horse hit the dirt and says "Korgi, nice swingi"

Slicy looks for portholes around the outside of the ship and if she can climb in one.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33

Nuggle stealthily moves in such a way that no one still sees him.

The link throws me to a sign up/login page.

Korg thinks that there is no way this wasn't heard. "Made it silenced, but I don't think it was in time." He says this as he nods at Slicy.

He looks around, especially at the ship to see any reactions to the horse's rushed battle.

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 Perception

if Korg sees they got spotted he will shout a battle cry then hide behind close trees and rocks to get concealment. Also to try to keep distraction so some of the others may still get a chance at sneak-stabbing even if they have to use the "main gate" to the ship.

Did I hide in time?

VORKA! !He squealed with urgency from his hiding spot. He reached into his satchel and took out the Dragon Breath Elixir.Popping the cork with his teeth,he swallowed it in one gulp.It fizzed and burned its way down his throat,suffusing him with warmth.

After walking around the outside of the ship for a porthole to shimmy into she makes her way to where the horse had been killed.

Perception if Korg doesn't scream. 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Initiative if necessary 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

She drinks the potion and attacks.
me feel like bear!!!!

If everyone seams to have disappeared, I think I get the desperate battler bonus.

Attack 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 = 7

Damage 1d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 1 = 6

Vorka, you die!

Did I call it or did I call it?

umm... why didn't you wait to see if someone can stab at it, or if it leaves the ship to get after me?

Ahem.BOSS BATTLE IMMENT.

Because my character went looking for a porthole to climb into and when she returned, noone was there. The good news is that my character did not perceive anything so, she will be surprised by whatever Vorka does. Most likely you do notice but I put the hypothetical in there just in case with the key word "IF".

I guess I will be the bait.

Round 1: Big Evil Vorka Fight

She see's Slicy and Korg. Everyone else was hidden in time :D

Vorka smiles revealing sharpened rows of fangs, before screeching "Me glad you come, Me just got hungry."

She opens her hand and ball of hissing flame is formed. "Me no die. Me make crispy Goblin today."

With a mad squeal she throws the ball of fire at Slicy.

Slicy take 3 damage please :)

Past midnight here so if I may make a mistake, if so just say :D

You guys know the drill :). Slicy I can just take your earlier action if you like.

kinda late to ask, but what is vorka again? XD

Hahaha :D Hope that helps anyway :)

Okay then :)

BGM - Korg's Battle Theme

Korg notices Slicy being at the ship and that she got hurt as he peeks out from behind a rock. "Stupid woman messed up my plan!" Now that the Vorka didn't get lured off the ship Korg decided to rush to the rescue of the female goblin.

As he charges at the old witch Korg shouts a reply at it. "Sorry to disappoint you but we are not staying for dinner, and I doubt you would be willing to converse in an exciting intellectual debate over tea with us either! If you want to surrender now is your chance, then I take you before the Chief alive!" Well yep, when Korg focuses on something, like in battle, he speaks often "weird".

1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 5 + 2 = 18 Attack: Not using potion, using Rage and Charge if needed to reach there though. (if no charge then 2 less bonus to attack)

1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 Damage: two-handed

just have Korg act when his own time comes at turn

Can we have an updated map?

Nuggle moves into position behind Vorka.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28

what plan and how was she supposed to know, telepathy, Mr. Kettle?

Slicy after not finding any portholes skips into view and takes a fire attack from Vorka. Runs toward her and attacks

Attack 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 = 6

Damage 1d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 1 = 9

what plan and how was she supposed to know, telepathy, Mr. Kettle?

That was ingame, and not a complain of the player, just frustration of a goblin. "Chill out" as the Ice Wizards say :)

Darts heard Vorka cackle with glee,squirming with discomfort at the utter hunger in her tone.He also heard the swoosh of flame as she threw a fireball and Slicy's yelp and her flesh sizzling.

Then he heard Korg bellow a challenge and a rather long-winded eloquent reply to her threat as he lunged out from behind a rock.He watched him slosh past him and the dead horse with cutlass raised like a guillotine blade.

Nuggle was still nowhere to be seen. Darts wondered if perhaps the quiet,pallid goblin had simply fled and shrugged.Wisps of smoke blew from his nostrils as the fire elixir filled his belly with flame.A menacing grin bared all his teeth in a picket fence grin.

While the others distracted Vorka,he'd sneak closer to deliver her the biggest surprise of her wretched life! Revenge was a dish best served burning HOT!!

Watching from behind the horse's flank at the commotion taking place before the gangplank and seeing Vorka engrossed on her pair of foes,he slipped around the corpse and loped as fast as he could to flank her.

1d20 + 17 ⇒ (20) + 17 = 37Stealth.Oh YEEEAH! KOOLAID![/dice]

Gorge of Gluttons: to hit 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 damage 1d4 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + (5) = 7[ooc]U GOT SHANKED!!

Lame.I missed.I was half asleep when I did my rolls and missed what my hit was.*edit

Updated Map

Korg charges in working himself into a rage as he does so however his attack his attack is wild and skitters across Vorka's armour. Slicy then charges in but her swing is easily dodged. As Vorka dodges Slicy attacks however it is miss timed and his blow skips across the ground. Nuggle moves up into a flanking position.

I do not intend this to be easy ;) Just so you guys know some fear, Vorka has buffed the hell out of herself :D

Suddenly a Giant frog leaps from the ship, it's landing issuing a wet slap. It does what appears to be a grotesque smile as it waits for it's opportunity of attack.

Round 2 Vorka Attack.

Vorka moves backwards giving herself room to fight. She then issues another flame from her hands firing it this time at Korg. However the flame sizzles into the wet marsh.

everyone elses turns ;)

She moved so I think that is AOO for everyone, when my group plays we don't usually use Attacks of Opportunity so I will apologise in advance if I ever misunderstand anything. :)

Attack of Opportunity: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 + 2 = 23

Woot, woot! Crit! Confirm roll: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 + 2 = 14

Damage: 1d4 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + (2) + 1 = 7

If Crit was confirmed, add: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Also, Vorka Fort save: DC 14 or take 1d2 ⇒ 2 Str Damage

Round 2 Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Suddenly, Nuggle comes out of nowhere and stabs Vorka in the back with his poisoned blade. "No goblin for you." He immediately attempts to stab her again, but misses.

Am I still hidden? Or did my botched attack reveal me.And I'm guessing that the giant frog is Longtongue,her familiar?

Good News for slicy because I have the combat reflexes feat, I get four Attacks of Opportunity per round on Vorka.

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

comeon big money!!!

I will wait for Darts before I take my round 2 turn

You would be revealed after you attacked

Darts stumbled in surprise at the giant slimy frog's sudden appearance,missing his strike into Vorka's vitals.Scowling,he stabbed again at her side.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17AoO Attk 1d4 ⇒ 4Dam

Round 2
Vorka!!! Guess who?! BURN!

120 = 120
4d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 3, 6) = 15LIGHT THE FIRE!!

Darts vomited a torrent of red and orange flame that washed over the cannibal witch.

don't we get attacks of opportunity if she casts spells right before us? was one of my main reasons to get close to her

Move to flank.

1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 1 + 2 = 20
1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Seeing that Vorka's attention is on Darts, Slicy moves to flank her and swings her axe "Me no like you"

She isn't casting a spell though ;)

She isn't casting a spell though ;)

then what is that ranged touch attack thingy? You didn't even describe what happened, was it flames? Electricity? something else?

Trip Maneuver (she gets an attack of opportunity against Korg) 1d20 + 5 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 5 - 1 = 24

Yay! I got her prone! If she tries to get up she will trigger attacks of opportunity against her

LINK: Produce Flame

She cast this when you were fighting the horse. I think it just counts as a throwing weapon once cast I believe. May be Wrong of course.

LINK: Produce Flame

She cast this when you were fighting the horse. I think it just counts as a throwing weapon once cast I believe. May be Wrong of course.

hm, weird, I am unsure too, my guess is the spell was cast earlier so I didn't get an AoO as you said, but it is a spell so it would have made an AoO if we were near when it was cast. I could be mistaken and we may/should get an AoO every time she throws a "piece of it" too. Anyway, rolled a natural 20 (damn rare with the auto-dices) so she lies before me. Next turn I make a grapple maneuver, then a pin one. btw: what does koolaid and shanked mean?

Koolaid is a joke about the Koolaid Man.Look it up on YouTube and Robot Chicken.Shanked is a term for stab,usually from prison.