Nuggle is behind the spider but misses with his attack. Korg then immediately charges in slashing with his huge weapon across the spiders Abdomen. It is just about to turn and attack when Darts slashes across the spiders face, blinding three of its eyes. The spider reacts immediately by trying to bite Darts, however Darts deftly dodges.
Yellow fluid the colour of Dart's skin dribbles from the spider's wounds.
Round 1:
"You miss long legs' after the spider's attack at her was a failure.
She brandishes her battleaxe with a gleam in her eye and takes a nice big overhead swing.
You eats axe and Slicy no Baby Gobichka, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nuggle, while missing his last attack, is undeterred and attacks again.
And misses again.
Darts spit into the spider's shredded eyes and let out a bark of laughter.Feh! We makes Lotsa Legs Lotsa Deads !
Gorge of Gluttons: to hit
damage
"Too much talk, too less swinging weapons at it!" Korg grabs his cutlass again with two hands and attacks the spider, if it gives advantage he moves 5 feet to be in flanking position. He then urges himself to be mad, and enters rage before swinging the blade.
Attack
Damage
Slicy chops down with her axe, removing several of the spiders legs. In the spiders thrashing Nuggle's attack is thrown off and it bounces harmlessly off the spider. Korg hacks down with his weapon carving a huge chunk through it's body. Darts has the final blow driving his Dogslicer through the spiders head. Lotsa legs is dead.
Slicy moves torwards the body and starts to rummage through it.
"Hahahaha, lotslegs smells lots funny"
You search through the gunk and slime that was once Lotslegs and find nothing but spider.
Nuggle moves around to the front of the spider, waits for Slicy to get done looking, then moves in and seems to take a keen interest in the creatures fangs.
Darts watched the massive spider quiver once before it slumped to the ground dead,the Gorge of Gluttons firmly wedged in its head.He stared at it in dull surprise.
They really did make Lords Legs dead!
Suddenly quiet,he worked the blade free with a squelch and a crunch from the exoskeleton.He grimaced at the yellowish black ichor smeared across it,accompanied by the bitter stink of venom and spider musk.
We musts be strongs.Much stronger than other gobs.
Then he moved away so Nuggle could eagerly start inspecting its head,using a stick to lift its fangs away from its maw and start collection its oozing piss-yellow venom.As he cleaned the Gorge of Gluttons on swamp grass,he rolled his eyes at Slicy wallowing arm- deep in spider ichor apparently trying to look its body.
Spider don't gots hands or pockets--no loot. We tracks it back to lair--maybe it keep stuffs there.Darts look.Gettings first pick!
Perception
Track?
Save Fort DC 14; frequency 1/round for 4 rounds; effect 1d2 Strength damage; cure 1 save.
Me wants find lotsa home
"Spider is loot, we be eating remains over fire later when we rest at night." Korg looks at Nuggle extracting the poison. "You be good at preparations, remove all poison from the spider for easier digesting." Then he grins "Unless you people want to hunt for something else."
Darts made a face considering how the spider's remains smelled at the thought of trying to eat it.Darts waved him off. Blech. No thank.Darts eats pickles he vote.
Darts started to comically search high and low for any sign of webbing that led to Lotsa Leg's lair,scaling trees and looking under rocks and whatnot.
Perception
Track
Darts searches for signs to Lotsa legs lair but ends up only finding more swamp.
Slicy however has better luck, she leads the way to a deadfall of old rotted trees. Thick webs line the area and scattered about is at least a dozen stinking bodies. Several are Goblins corpses with a couple of the bodies been human.
Darts sullenly followed Slicy as she hurried off into the swamp,tittering excitedly as she somehow made a beeline for the spider's lair.He noticed how droplets of dew glittered on the cobwebs and admired them--squinting when his gaze landed on the heap of various desiccated corpses strewn about.
He froze,one foot raised off the ground as he scanned the web covered deadfall with both eyes and ears.He gripped the Gorge of Gluttons hard.
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Slicy decides to search through the corpses. She sniffs, uses her axe handle and then just gorges herself through them not missing a cranny.
[ooc]Wow! against Vorka Im probably going to miss everytime...
Searching the bodies you find:
"Oooh candy!" Korg's eyes widen
"What be.....candy?" Nuggle asks while scratching his head.
Tuffy, me ruves Tuffy.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, look at I find...HAHAHAHAHA
"Tasty sugar stuff made by humans that isn't alive or poisonous, unlike most stuff we get at home to eat. Rare thing to find, unless you often ambush travelers." Korg shows a small shard of his immense intelligentsia as he answers Nuggle, a trait that usually doesn't get noticed as he keeps to himself most of the time.
Candy good.Cookies even better.Laters Darts sneaky into Sandpoint--go to bread place.Lotsa cookies. Darts wiped drool from his mouth at the thought of chewy,crunchy,slightly burnt cookies and other pastries.Longshank brats usually have candies.Especially fat ones.Easier to takes.
Darts started to fiddle curiously with the crossbow.He knew it was some type of handheld bow that shot bolts instead of arrows.He had seen dwarves use it--with vicious effectiveness.
He cast an eye over the gold,counting some twenty odd pieces mentally,before turning his attention away from it lest the others noticed.He could count the human way--and knew the difference between gold and copper unlike most goblins.
His eyes narrowed in a squint when he heard Korg explain to Nuggle exactly what candy was.Korg was definitely smarter than other gobs.Nuggle was,too, simply ignorant of the ways of life above ground.
Bonus Types: Usually, a bonus has a type that indicates how the spell grants the bonus. The important aspect of bonus types is that two bonuses of the same type don't generally stack. With the exception of dodge bonuses, most circumstance bonuses, and racial bonuses, only the better bonus of a given type works (see Combining Magical Effects). The same principle applies to penalties—a character taking two or more penalties of the same type applies only the worst one, although most penalties have no type and thus always stack. Bonuses without a type always stack, unless they are from the same source.
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Stacking Effects: Spells that provide bonuses or penalties on attack rolls, damage rolls, saving throws, and other attributes usually do not stack with themselves. More generally, two bonuses of the same type don't stack even if they come from different spells (or from effects other than spells; see Bonus Types, above).
"Candy yummy, HAHAHAHA, kill Vorka want, less go"
You set on your way once more and after another half an hour of travel reach the ship wreck. You can see the waves in the distance and hear the water lapping on the shore. The ship itself is huge and deeply embedded in a shallow pool of water; the marsh itself seems to be swallowing the vessel. The ship has two masts that rise high into the air, the sails still blowing in the wind. Suddenly a rattling alerts you attention and upon looking closer you see Goblin skeletons hanging on what seems to be a large wooden fence surrounding the ship, forming a makeshift garden. A thick curl of smoke wafts up from a chimney that protrudes from an unusual box like structure near the ship’s bow. From inside the garden you hear the unmistakable sound of a horse neighing.
Darts started to shake so badly he dropped the crossbow into the mud when he took in the all-too-familiar sight of the shipwreck he'd managed to escape just three months prior.When his ears heard the unmistakable sound of a horse,he bared his chattering teeth in a panicked grimace
Nooo~she got another horse!!
Sweat started to bead over his lemon yellow skin.Flashes of memory assaulted him.Vorka holding him down as she had her way with him.Horses trying to gleefully trample him into the mud.Watching Vorka catch other hapless goblins and butcher and cook them before his eyes....
The Gorge of Gluttons was almost forgotten in his belt.Slorb's simpering voice rose in the back of his mind:'Gorge of Gluttons kill horse good…'
Darts, you know boat,where goes we?
Slicy hears the horse and gets really excited, her killer instinct starts to race into a fever pitch.
"Me hear horsey, we make dead, we eat, we feast, we skin Vorka!
Nuggle slips away without the others noticing and seems to vanish.
Korg looks around, wondering if the pirate could have been of this ship, but then dismisses the ideas as that happened over a year ago and this looks like a recent wreckage. He looks for signs of enemy.
Perception
Without looking at his own comrades he whispers as he looks for trouble. "Well then you sneaky masters, go look around and make sleeping enemies dead before they wake up, avoid getting too close to horsie for now."
Slicy does a quick recon of the perimeter of the ship with her axe at the ready.
Korg looks back at the others as they keep silent, and notices that Nuggle is already gone. "Good lad that Nuggle he is." Then he considers the possibility that he just run away. "Maybe."
Vorka sick in head.Wretched witch.Keep horses and worse as pets.Maybe cursed traps too.Darts lookie.She might be sleepings or out hunting nows--not sure which.Hush-hush.
Putting a spindly finger to his lips and winking mischeiveously, he dropped to a crouch and scuttled off.The bright yellow goblin seemed to vanish as if by magic.
Korg and Slicy shared a dumbfounded glance.
Perception from recon
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Here is a map. I just kind of guessed positions.
Both Nuggle and Darts blend into the background as if they were chameleons.
You are still outside a fence that is around the shipwreck, but you manage to see a small gate slightly to the left of you positions.
Darts skulked his way over to the ramshackle wood and wire,decorated with gnawed bleached bones of her past meals and proceeded to carefully climb it. Beady red eyes scanning the mire that was the 'garden' centered around the landlocked ship, he slipped over it without a sound and descended further into the yard.
Nuggle is still nowhere to be seen.
Korg just patiently waits for screams or cheers to know battle is on, so he can rush and help out.
Slicy peeks her head over the fence to see whats going on.
Like two shadows you disappear over the fence and into the swamp garden. You look around quickly seeing the inside of Vorka's lair. The ship is half eaten by the mud and you can see a Gangplank leading up into the ship.
Near the gate your attention is brought to a huge shape. Four legs holding up a large leathery skinned frame. Each bone is outlined clearly, all forming into a demonic looking Horse. You can just see it's bloodshot red eyes from where you are but it makes no motion to move, so clearly it hasn't spotted you yet.
Stealth
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