Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Behind the bar, there's a big wooden hand lever jutting up under the bar surface.....


Male Human Rogue 14

Tying someone up now works of CMB rather than Dex (rope use), so Gittik will probably do better than Beldan. After the two are tied up (or killed if Gittik is in a bad mood), Beldan will check out the lever for the trapdoor. Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32 (traps etc).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's a simple lever. You pull it, and the wooden door, which is about 8foot by 8foot, falls down to the left on hinges, and the bar stool plummets into the shaft.
You look down; it's about 25 feet down, and the barstool lands on a pile of mouldy mattresses.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan looks down the open shaft, then back up.

"It could be dang'rous. Yew go first, chere'." Elgtan says deadpan to Gittik,...

Juuust kiddin', mostly. Elgan will shapehift into his killer-hawk form and fly guard while the others lower themselves down,.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"I was hoping you'd know....being from the surface and all."

The drow's eyes rotate on his face; the left one slides across his forehead, and the right one circles under his nose, then comes to a stop where the left one started in vice versa.

"Find another way out?"


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso drops a light stone down the hole. It glows red just for Gittik. He ignores Baldy and his bottom.

Is anyone wounded still?


M Halfling Barbarian 10
Beldan Vale wrote:
“Gittik, can you help me tie these guys up? Then let’s go down that trap door.”

"OK."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Tie up checks: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29. Need any more, let me know.


Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"I was hoping you'd know....being from the surface and all."

The drow's eyes rotate on his face; the left one slides across his forehead, and the right one circles under his nose, then comes to a stop where the left one started in vice versa.
"Find another way out?"

"Howfur th' bugger did ye dae that?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"I was hoping you'd know....being from the surface and all."

The drow's eyes rotate on his face; the left one slides across his forehead, and the right one circles under his nose, then comes to a stop where the left one started in vice versa.
"Find another way out?"
"Howfur th' bugger did ye dae that?"

"Do what? I don't know what I did."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"I was hoping you'd know....being from the surface and all."

The drow's eyes rotate on his face; the left one slides across his forehead, and the right one circles under his nose, then comes to a stop where the left one started in vice versa.
"Find another way out?"

"It's on th' other side all my kinsmen....maybe we can find another way; maybe I don't know them all."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Oso drops a light stone down the hole. It glows red just for Gittik. He ignores Baldy and his bottom.

Is anyone wounded still?

The light rock plops silently on the pile of mattresses. You can hear several.....somethings surprisedly skittering away.

Who's down first?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:
Tie up checks: 1d20+13. Need any more, let me know.

"Hi, you kinky git.....I aughtta...."

That'll work.


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Oso drops a light stone down the hole. It glows red just for Gittik. He ignores Baldy and his bottom.

Is anyone wounded still?

The light rock plops silently on the pile of mattresses. You can hear several.....somethings surprisedly skittering away.

Who's down first?

Beldan will climb down there after Elgan the Eagle. Climb: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's a pretty easy climb down; it's nice all those mattresses down there, in case you fall.

It's a 10 foot by 10 foot room at the bottom. To the east, it looks like....a hall used to lead in that direction; newer brickwork than the rest of the room around you seems to have been put up there, cutting off the hallway. There's a door to the west as well.

Nothing of interest but a stack of stained mouldy mattresses.
You can smell a certian salty biological detritus funk that says you're close by to ocean.


Male Human Rogue 14

Wait till at least one other is down here, then check out the door – traps, listen, locked, the usual drill. Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso drops down to help, casting white light on a couple of walls for Beldan.

"That place gave me the creeps. But mind flayers. Why grab Stig?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan-Hawk circles warily, keeping an eye open for anything and everything. He gives a birdy chuckle at Oso's words.

"Aye. It does seem that the honorable Stigwold would make but a small snack for a creature that feeds on brains!" The druid chuckles, but all the others hear is a strange soft warbling cry from the hawk.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Nothing too interesting in the room, just urine-soaked mattresses.
The door out to the west is locked.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan waits till everyone is present and ready, then picks the lock.
Disable Device: 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (10) + 27 = 37


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

A jiggle and a tumble later, the door yields to Beldan's picking.
A hallway, stretching west, 50 feet and then curves north.
The floor is covered every possible inch in broken glass bottles.
Good thing if you have shoes.
Thirty feet into this hall, a body lies face down in the broken glass.
Looks human or/elf/slightly built half-orc/hobgoblin/freakishlytallskinny dwarf; probably human though.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan, once more in Elf form after everyone's safe descent, peeks between the taller folk to eye the hallway.

"Wa'll, dat's jes' plum' unfrendly-lahk." He mutters upon seeing the glass. He frowns when he spots the body.

"So, unfort'nate local, er' a message fer visiters?" He asks to the group in general.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip strums a quick beat on Lucille

"Flesh Starts To Rip
Gouging Through Skin
From The Throat
Blood Gushes
Glandular Eruption
Blistered Skin Secretion
Internal Punctures
Blood Regurgitation

Gagging, Choking, On Broken Glass .."

Stops and looks around at the others

"What?"


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Yipes!!!


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Heh heh - sound like goblin song!"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Hm. Dat wuud 'splain deh sudden feelin' o' glass in mah ears." Elgan says straight-faced.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Gittik wrote:
"Heh heh - sound like goblin song!"

"Kobold actually. Ode to the Cannibal Corpse, I think it's called. It kinda loses something once you translate it from Kobold-dialect Draconic."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The place has pretty good acoustics....maybe it's all the broken glass on the floor.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Broken glass. How... prosaic."

Can I tell who/what the dead dude is from here? Knowledge (nature) 11+14=25.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's just a man. In leather.
With a gaping hole in the back of his head.
Big enough to put a small fist in, if you had a small fist, and were inclined to do so.

Spoiler:
Ernest Hemingway....I steal, but I give due.

The internal of the skull is spattered with drying pulpy gore, but no brain.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Wow Pip … wow.”

Beldan is wearing his climbing boots, so he’ll step out across the glass, carefully, searching the place for traps. Then he’ll search the body.

Stealth: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (8) + 30 = 38, Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (7) + 13 = 20, Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Nothing in the trap department, other than the broken glass decorating the hall.
The body is as lacking in valuables as it's calvarium is lacking grey matter.
There's sucker marks on the face, which is cruelly screwed in contorted pain and horror, as well as shards from the floor.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The glass offers no danger or hindrance to anyone completely vertical and wearing more shoe than a ballet slipper.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"The mind flayers have all sorts of weird powers generated by their supercharged frontal lobes, right? Do any of you remember if that includes aerial propulsion? That would explain the thick carpet of glass - the illithids just float right over it while their prisoners have to slog through it. Take a guy's shoes away, and he'll never get past this mess."

Any footprints or pools of blood?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Here and there, intermittently....nothing too cohesive at a cursory glance.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I'm thinking this might be the time to drop a Protection from evil on Gittik.

And, damn... Cannibal Corpse?! I like the harder end of metal, but CC is way outside of my comfort zone.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Ugh.” Beldan looks up at the others. “So these mind flayer things … they literally eat brains?”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'm so glad now you guys figured out it was mindflayers and ruined my little shocking surprise....this feels tense.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"They do indeed. Their tentacles wiggle up your nasal cavity, latch onto your brain stem, pull really hard, and then... nomnomnom! So you might want to take care to not let a mind flayer too close to your face, just in case it gets a little peckish."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Altai Iscarni wrote:
And, damn... Cannibal Corpse?! I like the harder end of metal, but CC is way outside of my comfort zone.

Well, I wouldn't paint myself as a fan. They do have a song about eating broken glass, which somehow Led Zeppelin failed to emulate :P

Pip gulps at the talk of mind flayers

"Ick! Anyone got a spare helmet?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan looks as he can't decide whether to be more nauseated or angry at the mention of mind-flayers. He settles for glowering, but looking decidedly green. He shimmers into hawk-form and floes above the group, room permitting.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Helmets won't help much. But perhaps a set of nose-plugs will?"

Anyone remember the old Yamara (spelling?) strip in Dragon? I remember an artifact called The noseplug of Frinn from there. Maybe it kept mind flayer tentacles out of your skull?


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Was that the druid with the mushroom?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The hall continues west about 50 feet past the corpse, then turns right(north) and runs 100 feet to end in a door.
There are doors every 5 feet on either side of this hallway.
They all look like cell doors......stout, wooden, with a small barred slat at about face level. All padlocked.
There is also a door at the very end of the hall, a blackened iron door with hundreds of spikes on the outside.
There is glass on the floor the entire way up to this spiky door.....

leave you something to part with as I leave for the next few hours.....

Oh, and Elgan can fly around in here...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Oso Legumbe wrote:
Was that the druid with the mushroom?

No, that was something else. Also, thanks to the magic of Teh Google, here's the strip I was thinking about. Beyond the fact that the whole "Headpiece of Frinn" story arc was pretty funny, why the hell do I remember stuff like this?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"What the hell is up with all this glass?" Altai, clearly annoyed and perplexed, kicks broken glass into an empty cell. "Did they hijack a consignment of wine glasses?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The cell doors are all locked and closed.....
okay I'm gone now.....out the door....


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"They do indeed. Their tentacles wiggle up your nasal cavity, latch onto your brain stem, pull really hard, and then... nomnomnom! So you might want to take care to not let a mind flayer too close to your face, just in case it gets a little peckish."

“Yikes!” Beldan reaches into his pack, pulls out his old cloak, then begins tearing a long strip off it. He wraps the strip several times around his nose, his mouth, then the rest of his head, including his ears, until his head is swathed in black cloth, only the area around his eyes and the very top of his head visible. “Mmmph,” he says.


Male Human Rogue 14

After that he keeps moving carefully along the hall, picking his way around and across the glass, sliding aside the windows of the cell doors and looking inside as he goes. Stealth: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (19) + 30 = 49, Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32 minus whatever for the head wrap.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Oso Legumbe wrote:
Was that the druid with the mushroom?
No, that was something else. Also, thanks to the magic of Teh Google, here's the strip I was thinking about. Beyond the fact that the whole "Headpiece of Frinn" story arc was pretty funny, why the hell do I remember stuff like this?

LOL, I had forgotten that little gem! Yay Internetz!

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