Goblins III: The Farce Awakens! (Inactive)

Game Master Dave Young 992

A goblin dog sounds cool. I'm a huge fan of wolves but how often do you get to ride a goblin dog. That'd be cool.

Sort of. I mean, it'd be a loss of skill points -- not sure about trading judgements for fervor.

Might work up the build and see how it looks, comparatively.

I like Velag as he is. He's a very strong character.

That said, there are a lot of options that weren't there, when this game ended.

Yeah I could see that. It's tough to have to drop skill points. I know I'd have a hard time with that one.

At first I was leaning towards wolves but then I looked up images of goblin dogs...holy creepy! Goblin dogs all around for Joboo, Minion and Croney!

Figured I would leave Bucko pretty much the same, but add the skull bomb and maybe a wand of some sort...burning hands maybe?

I'm pretty sure you guys left your leftenants back in Licktoad Village.
Joboo can bring his along, though.

Bucko can get whatever he can afford. 3750 isn't cheap, but swarms happen. Gobbies like burning things...

Bucko has money?

It's a good thing he heals us, or I'd have to rob him. ;)

I'll stick with wolves, unless there's worgs to be had. :)

I am thinking we are too good at killing things, because we get no respect because no one is telling about us.....

That's sorta the problem.

You're astoundingly tough, and you slaughter everything.

No one respects goblins, generally. You probably killed whoever could have written a song about you.

Most people don't presume that goblins on mounts are also 8th level.

27 pt. buy. Ridiculous. :)

27 pt. buy. Ridiculous. :)

Is that what the point buy is? I tried to figure it out but couldn't. I was wondering how I came by her numbers. I was completely stumped.

I was just feeling generous, I guess.

All the better to kill all the hoomans.

Did everybody just quit?

Nope. Still here. I'm just waiting for the bad guys... I mean good guys to attack.

I figure it's only fair that they get a turn. Although if it were up to Reta, she would just keep attacking on a constant basis while NEVER allowing the good guys to go, ignoring all kinds of Pathfinder rules. ;)

If the stoopit hoomans don't want a turn, I'll go back to chopping them into bits. That's the funnest part.

Nope. Still here. I'm just waiting for the bad guys... I mean good guys to attack.

I figure it's only fair that they get a turn. Although if it were up to Reta, she would just keep attacking on a constant basis while NEVER allowing the good guys to go, ignoring all kinds of Pathfinder rules. ;)

OK.

Math.

Hey, I tried.

It's fried.

@GM Goblin King: I have no idea what the heck those two posts you put up that are right before this one mean. I just can't figure it out.

Also, your last post in the gameplay thread says Joboo and Bucko are up. So maybe we're waiting on them? Not real sure.

Joboo hasn't posted in like a week. I PMed him, but no response.

I thought everybody quit. I guess we just have an absent player.

There's no quitting in goblinball!

If we don't hear from Joboo soon, we may have to find another 4th goblin.

Just to let you all know, ever since I downloaded Windows 10 I've had nothing but grief. It works, it doesn't, it works again, and now I can't do anything on my computer. I freaking HATE Windows 10.

Anyway, until I can get this resolved my posting is gonna take a hit. Can't really say how often or how little I'll be able to post but hopefully it won't be too much of an issue.

Gonna wipe the hard drive and see if that helps. Oh what fun.

I'm the worst roller ever. And not just in this thread either. And not just recently either. OF ALL TIME AND IN ALL THREADS! Yeah, I kid you not.

It's a curse. No, a disease. No wait! A virus! Look out, folks, you may catch it to and then we're all doomed.

This guy has a good AC. Keep fighting!

How's the computer problem coming along?

Not good. It worked for a while and then it hung up on me again. A temporary fix it was I guess. I'm afraid it's some type of drive issue preventing my pc from going to windows. And I got no idea how to fix it or if it's even fixable.

My posting is gonna take a hit for a while. Will post when able but I got no idea when this issue is gonna be resolved. So if you're wondering why I haven't posted in a day or two, that would be why. Hopefully that won't be the case but I just don't know.

Sorry.

This fight's about over. We can wait awhile. No worries.

Where is everybody?

Looking forward to our stew?

Busy cooking you a holes!

Joboo is gone. We need a new sneaker.

Who can join up at 8th, and help in that role?

Well that stinks. I like ol' Stiehls.

I'm not sure who we could get. I'll trust the judgement of the other two. Every time I've recommended someone and the DM has picked them up, they always wind up bowing out. I swear it never fails.

I posted a recruitment thread. We'll see who shows up.

I don't hate the idea of a sneaky-sneak alchemist type -- there are archetypes that work (though Velag might have to keep trying to eat the formula book, which could get old real quick) -- the unchained rogue looks pretty good.

With the new stuff, I'd actually be tempted to look at a Slayer. ;)

Yeah, the unchained rogue seems a step better than the old school one. Weapon finesse as a free feat is pretty dang cool.

Yes. Unchained is a lot better.

We also added a nicely-built ranged ranger.

I must make things more challenging. That's what we're all about.

I'd play a slayer, if it were me.

I'm the impartial judge of what you are. You're overpowered.

Dare to be stupid.

A Slayer is pretty cool.

I think a Hunter would be pretty cool too. I've been tempted to make up one of those. I just don't have an idea for one. But I'd like to play one if I could come up with a concept.

I'll chime in on Gameplay this afternoon, haven't been at a computer the last couple days (hurray for surge protectors not working...) and typing Goblin-broken Common on a phone is... not easy to say the least lol.

I can't think of a goblinny one... but yeah, could be fun.

Can't help but wonder if the lady will be arrested on the word of a bunch of goblins.....of course i would love to describe her to a sketch artist...."No her heads is small an stupid, her nose like pig..."

You guys crack me up.

We'll get going, and it'll be fun. We'll find our groove again.

Seriously, when I reread some of the stuff that happened in Goblins 2, I LOL. No kidding.

There are 5 of you, now. 27 pt. buy. You're crazy good.

I need to let that happen. Help me help you.

Then, let me do Renee Zellwiger and that Australian ex, and I won't make fun of Scientology.

I'll chime in on Gameplay this afternoon, haven't been at a computer the last couple days (hurray for surge protectors not working...) and typing Goblin-broken Common on a phone is... not easy to say the least lol.

You take your time.

Unchained rogue works. We had a standard rogue who didn't suck, except when he wanted to.

Gutcutter can be whatever he wants to be. I appreciate good play, with consideration for the other players. The specific class is whatever floats your boat. Your role is not just your class, of course.

There will be just you 4.

Let's all give Gutcutter our warmest goblin greetings.

There's a holiday going on somewhere.

Want warm welcome? Velag set you on fire!

Set pointy whip on fire! Burning pointy whip!

Burn, baby burn!

What happens when powerful goblins get bored?

I am thinking we should capture some Ogres or giants and make them into our pack mules and push them around, make them carry big tents around for us.....

Whatever it is it needs to speak goblin so everyone can tell it what to do!

Gutcutter speaks lots of languages, just him do all the talking. He promises to be honest *shiftyeyes*