
GM Dodo |

Apologies for the delay, I was observing the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur in which I'm not allowed to use electronic devices.
While most of the goblins sneak and hide behind the walls of the cabin, Poog simply walks through the door, hoping that whatever is in there doesn't notice. To his horror, "whatever is in there" is two scary, hungry dogs, prepared to tear the flesh from his little goblin skeleton - unless he kills them first. For the glory of Zarongel, of course!
Reta: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Chuffy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Mogmurch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Scabtongue: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Tickletooth: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Turn Order
Round 1
Poog
Mogmurch
Reta
Scabtongue & Tickletooth
Chuffy

Blake's Goblin |

Poog releases a fiery bolt at the closest dog and then bravely retreats behind Reta and Mogmurch.
"Take that! Nasty dog! Reta, you up."
Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 2
Ranged Touch Confirm: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Critical Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Dystopian Reta |

Once Poog is out of the way, Reta charges the dog, almost frothing at the mouth more than the slavering beasts.
"Pain!" she yells, "Pain! Pain!"
+1 dogslicer, charge, feat: dog-sniff-hate: 1d20 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 2 + 1 = 26 Amazing.
Critical confirm: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
DMG (slashing, magic): 1d4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 2 = 6
critical DMG: 1d4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 2 = 7

GM Dodo |

1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Poog fires a bolt of fire at Scabtongue, whose fur neatly burns away as it sears its flesh. The dog whimpers on the ground, shrieking one last time when Reta comes and sticks her dogslicer in it. The sword stays true to its name as it slices the dog in half, letting all its smelly canine innards out. Reta finds this funny. Howling in horror for its friend, Tickletooth leaps at Reta, trying to sink his fangs into her but barely managing to tickle her with his mouth's hair.
Turn Order
Round 2
Poog
Mogmurch
Reta
Tickletooth
Chuffy (Round 1)

Blake's Goblin |

Brave Reta!" Poog says. [b]Zarongel pleased!"
With the dog's attention apparently set on Reta, Poog reenters the room and tries to cut the dog.
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
S: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Chuffy, aka Uktar |

"Here I come to save the day!"
Chuffy bravely moves into flank position and attempts to gank the dog.
attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 5 + 2 = 20
dmg: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (2) = 2
That's actually 3 dmg, since the main weapon is 1-1, which equals 1 nonlethal. I suppose the sneak would also be nonlethal then? Not that it really matters, since we're just offing the dog regardless, one assumes.

GM Dodo |

Alright, I carefully reread the explanation of this bit and I think I have a better grasp of the map now. You all are now in the Main Deck, while Reta has climbed up the Rigging.
As an additional note, I will be attending a con in the next couple of days, so I very well may be absent. Apologies in advance!
Like a Monkey Goblin, Reta hops from rope to mast and makes her way up to the top of the wreck. Two rickety wooden platforms—crow’s nests—sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by
a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck. On the crow's nest Reta finds a masterwork sling and a dozen sling stones.
You cross to the other crow's nest via the ropes. The central platform contains two vials of alchemist’s fire, a half-finished bottle of grog, and three Desnan candles.

Dystopian Reta |

Climb: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
Reta snatches what her goblin mind finds most pleasing and makes her way over to the other set of rigging with Poog.
"Fun! And even more fun! Glasses of fire! This best day in history of goblins!"
Reta will take the sling and bullets (unless someone doesn't have a ranged weapon) and one desnan candle.

GM Dodo |

And I'm back! Good to see you all divided the resource among yourselves. I'll move you to the next room to speed things up.
This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine. Also kept in this room is a hulking, rheumy-eyed, lumbering cur bigger than most goblins, and he's hungry to see you.
Reta: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Chuffy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Mogmurch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Cuddles: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Turn Order
Round 1
Poog
Cuddles
Reta
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog is up!

GM Dodo |

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Whoops! Seems like I forgot to put Cuddles' token on the table. That has been fixed.
Poog prays to Zarongel for a blessing, but that doesn't protect him from the hungry dog coming to bite at him. The cur's teeth grab Poog by the leg, causing goblin blood to gush out dealing 8 damage, before the dog tries to knock Poog down, but loses his footing and nearly trips himself in the process.
Turn Order
Round 1
Poog
Cuddles
Reta
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Goblins are up!

Chuffy, aka Uktar |

Chuffy takes the long way around to get to flank with Poog, trying not to laugh out loud at Poog's injury. He then lashes out with his aptly named dogslicer...
flank attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 5 + 2 = 24
slashing dmg: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (5) = 7
"He looks tasty! Kill fast, Reta, then we roast it."

Blake's Goblin |

"Aaaaargh!" Poog shouts as the dog nearly tears off his leg. "This--this Poog's chance!"
Dogslicer, DF, Flank: 1d20 + 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 + 1 + 2 = 24
S, DF: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
OK. Maybe it is his chance to finally kill a dog.
Confirm, DF, Flank: 1d20 + 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 1 + 2 = 10
S, DF: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Or not.
Poog hobbles back and into the wall after slashing the mean, stupid dog.
HP 2/10

Dystopian Reta |

"Reta not lose minion!"
She steps in between Poog and Cuddles and delivers a slash.
+1 doglicer, flanking: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 2 = 15
DMG: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
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GM Dodo |

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Poog retaliates with a precise Dogslicer strike while Chuffy stabs the dog with his own, but the combined assault is not enough to bring the enemy down as Reta and Mogmurch both miss their attacks. Cuddles tries to take another chunk off of Poog, but the goblin easily shakes him off.
Turn Order
Round 2
Poog
Cuddles
Reta
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Party is up!

Dystopian Reta |

"Pain! More pain!Pain!"
+1 dogslicer, flanking: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 5 + 2 = 19
DMG (slashing): 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
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GM Dodo |

Chuffy and Reta's combined offensive is enough to finish off Vorka's favourite pet. Searching the room, you do not find much of interest except inside the bloody burlap sack - a goblin body missing its left arm and heart, its face the signature branded visage of the traitorous Scribbleface. This leaves you with only one room to explore (which is apparently on the main deck, this map is really confusing).
The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest. From her bed across the room leaps a wide-mouthed goblin, clad in rags and bits of stained cloth and sporting a grin of mismatched teeth. Alongside her leaps forth a large frog, its low rumbling croak signalling hunger and excitement.
"Vorka know Licktoads killed dogs! Vorka kill them and eat, yum yum!"
Reta: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Chuffy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Mogmurch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Vorka & Lord Longtung: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Turn Order
Round 1
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Vorka & Lord Longtung
It's Goblin time!

Blake's Goblin |

Poog summons a ball of fire and throws it at the giant toad. Then he hides behind Reta.
Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Confirm: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Dystopian Reta |

Reta cackles while brandishing her dogslicer. She flies toward the giant toad, intending to end the creature quickly.
"Licktoads sing songs about us forever when we bring back Vorka's head!"
+1 dogslicer, charging: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 5 + 2 = 26
DMG (slashing): 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Critical Confirm: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 5 + 2 = 27
critical DMG (slashing): 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

GM Dodo |

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Chuffy scuttles forward, taking the cannibal by surprise and dealing a moderate wound. Poog follows with a well placed bolt of fire, which is complemented by Mogmurch's exploding bomb while Reta takes a good chunk out of Vorka's companion. Shocked and severely wounded, Vorka screams at Chuffy as she lashes out at him with her scimitar, but misses due to the pain. The frog succeeds where the goblin doesn't as he bites at Reta dealing 5 damage.
"Ugly-face will taste very good in sea water stew, mmm!"
Turn Order
Round 2
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Vorka & Lord Longtung
Go go Goblins, one more vicious round like that one and we're done!