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Game Master Keith Apperson


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Grand Lodge

The guard nods and signals to someone else in the guardhouse as one of the doors on the gate slowly swings open.

Within the village, empty cottages and sagging, roofless structures testify to the town’s decline. Its muddy streets are nearly deserted. Occupied cottages keep their doors barred. The Bourtze manor stands at the far end of the village, its tall towers vague shapes in the rising fog.

The guard stands above on the platform, pointing to a near building, clearly lit in the night.

"There's your resting place."

Flickering candlelight dimly illuminates the common room of the Devil’s Fork. Stained and mended tablecloths cover rickety tables, but the walls hold an impressive display of antique Chelish fighting gear. Battered shields carry the heraldry of the Order of the Lash, an iron barbazu beard rusts in one corner, and a military fork bears dozens of infernal symbols.

Men and women sit and drink at various tables. Behind the bar, a dispirited-looking woman listlessly wipes leather tankards.

Slide 3

Dark Archive

LN Male Human Mystic Theurge 9 | HP: 13/56| AC: 15 (11 tch, 14 fl) | CMB: +4, CMD: 15 | F:+7, R: +5, W: +16 (+7 vs death, +1 vs curse) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7[+9], SM +10, Diplo +5 | Speed: 30 | 1/Day +1 any d20 Arcane Bonded Item 0/1 Divine Bonded Item 1/1 Active Conditions: Spells(on profile)

kn:local take 10 on those HellKnights: 10 + 11 = 21

Draa shakes off the water and cold, and finds a well lit table to set down and relax - and order a glass of wine.

The Exchange

Male CG Human (Varisian) Warpriest 10 | HP:83/83| AC: 32 (15 tch, 30 Fl) | CMB: +10, CMD: 24| F: +13 (+5 vs cold weather), R: +9, W: +16 (+2 vs mind effecting) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7, SM: +18 | Blessing: 8/8, Fervor 3/10, SacWeap (9/10r), SacArm (7/10m), Shirt 0/1 | Pearl 1 1/3, Pearl 2 0/1, Extend: (2/6), Heroism (0/1), Chalices (2/4), Corset 0/1 | Active: Divine Favor +4, BoF

Gunari moves in, taking an aside to stop at the bar to order a few pitchers, just to warm up. "Does it come in towers? If so, we'll take three..." he says, bright smile on his face. The prospects of trying a new beer or three always makes the warpriest happy. "Oh, and if you have any nice wine, Taldan of course, Marzenek would appreciate it. He won't say he appreciates it, but he will, indeed." He slaps a few gold coins on the counter, and heads over to take his seat near Draa.

Sovereign Court

Male Dhampir | HP: 82/65 | AC: 21 (12 Tch, 19 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 18 | F: +8*, R: +9*, W: +7* (*+4 vs. fear, energy drain, death eff, and necro eff, +2 vs. disease, mind-effect) | Init: +3 | Perc: +11 , SM: +9 | Speed 30ft | Shirt Reroll: 1/1, Bardic Performance 14/24, Runestone 1/1, Belt 3/3, Shoes 2/2, 1/1 | Spells: (Bard - 4/6, 2/4, 2/2) (Sorcerer - 5/5) | Active conditions: Invisibile, Yes - See Profile

Wet and cold Marženek takes a seat at a table by himself. He takes in a deep breath in the lifeless and dim room, knowing deep down it's just yet another reflection on his life so far. I looks like he's waiting for a server to come to him.

"Well at least it has a roof," he mutters to himself.

The Exchange

Male CG Human (Varisian) Warpriest 10 | HP:83/83| AC: 32 (15 tch, 30 Fl) | CMB: +10, CMD: 24| F: +13 (+5 vs cold weather), R: +9, W: +16 (+2 vs mind effecting) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7, SM: +18 | Blessing: 8/8, Fervor 3/10, SacWeap (9/10r), SacArm (7/10m), Shirt 0/1 | Pearl 1 1/3, Pearl 2 0/1, Extend: (2/6), Heroism (0/1), Chalices (2/4), Corset 0/1 | Active: Divine Favor +4, BoF

"Heya, Marženek, why sit alone. Come on, sit here with us! I ordered you a fine Taldan wine!" bellows out Gunari in his friendliest tone.

Sovereign Court

Male Dhampir | HP: 82/65 | AC: 21 (12 Tch, 19 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 18 | F: +8*, R: +9*, W: +7* (*+4 vs. fear, energy drain, death eff, and necro eff, +2 vs. disease, mind-effect) | Init: +3 | Perc: +11 , SM: +9 | Speed 30ft | Shirt Reroll: 1/1, Bardic Performance 14/24, Runestone 1/1, Belt 3/3, Shoes 2/2, 1/1 | Spells: (Bard - 4/6, 2/4, 2/2) (Sorcerer - 5/5) | Active conditions: Invisibile, Yes - See Profile

Marženek casually takes the wine from Gunari as hes passes, "That's okay Gunari I've already sat down. No need to worry about including me at the cool kid's table."

Grand Lodge

The bartender seems a bit more dispirited when she sees people sitting down, afraid she would have to leave the bar to serve, but seems a bit more comforted when Gunari approaches - even moreso when he puts gold on the bar. She provides a range of beers from casks behind the bar and opens a dusty bottle of wine.

The locals seem to pay attention to you for only a few seconds before returning to their conversations.

Dark Archive

Neutral Female human (Vudrani) investigator 1/occultist 5/slayer (pureblade) 2 | HP: 62/62 | AC: [27] 23 (14 Tch, [24] 20 Fl) | CMB: +7, CMD: 23 | F: +11, R: +11, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +11, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Spells: 1st 5/6 2nd 3/3 | Inspiration 6/6 | Mental Focus 12/12 | Librarian (1/day) | Active conditions: Power Attack, Furious Focus, Prot Acid 25hp, Studied Target

Satine wanders over to look at the various decorations. She inspects the fork and reads the symbols. Can speak Infernal

Satine looks around to see if anyone is watching her. Satisfied they are not, she reaches out and touches the fork. One minute later, she does the same to the Order of the Lash shield.

Satine will use her Object Reading ability to determine what she can learn about the fork and shield.

PRD wrote:
Object Reading (Su): At 2nd level, an occultist learns how to read information from items he examines. Examining an item in this way requires him to spend 1 minute handling the item. If the item is a magic item, the occultist learns its properties and command word as if he had successfully examined the item using detect magic and succeeded at a Spellcraft check. This ability does not reveal whether the item is cursed unless the occultist's class level is equal to or greater than the caster level of the item. If the item has any historical significance, the occultist learns one piece of information about its past (as determined by the GM). Finally, if the item was last used no longer than 1 day ago per the occultist's class level, the occultist learns one piece of information about the last creature to use the item. This information might be a glimpse of the creature's appearance, a brief vision of what it saw while using the item, or perhaps its emotional state when it last used the item. The GM determines what information is gained in this way. This functions like the psychometry occult skill unlock, but doesn't require a skill check and can be used at will.

Grand Lodge

Satine:
Upon touching the shield, you catch a glimpse of the bartender, younger, being tortured by Hellknights for information. Reluctantly, she gives up the names of a few Andoran arms smugglers before being tossed out and into the mud, the shield tossed next to her with the rest of her gear.

From the fork, you catch the same bartender tucking it away into a secret compartment in a wagon, one contained within yet another secret compartment. The primary compartment is then quickly loaded with weapons and closed.

The Infernal symbols seem to represent oaths to Asmodeus.

Dark Archive

Male CN Half Orc (“Taldan”) Sorcerer (FIRE!!!!) 7 | HP: 44/44| AC: 13 15 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +3, CMD: 15 | F: +5, R: +6, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Elemental Ray: 7/7, Orc Ferocity 1/1 Day | Spells: 1st 7/8 ; 2nd 7/7; 3rd 5/5 | Active conditions: Noble. Mage Armor

Mor'Targh looks around at the bar and waits st the table for Gunari to bring his drink, assuming the bar makes Flaming Homers, of course. Drink in hand he too approaches the infernal symbol covered fork. His curiosity burning in him.

Comp languages from ioun stone

Dark Archive

Neutral Female human (Vudrani) investigator 1/occultist 5/slayer (pureblade) 2 | HP: 62/62 | AC: [27] 23 (14 Tch, [24] 20 Fl) | CMB: +7, CMD: 23 | F: +11, R: +11, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +11, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Spells: 1st 5/6 2nd 3/3 | Inspiration 6/6 | Mental Focus 12/12 | Librarian (1/day) | Active conditions: Power Attack, Furious Focus, Prot Acid 25hp, Studied Target

"Gunari! Let me help you with those towers!"

Not waiting for approval, Satine grabs a pitcher and leans in to whispers the above info into Gunari's ear.

"Now let's have a proper time of it!"

Sovereign Court

Male Dhampir | HP: 82/65 | AC: 21 (12 Tch, 19 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 18 | F: +8*, R: +9*, W: +7* (*+4 vs. fear, energy drain, death eff, and necro eff, +2 vs. disease, mind-effect) | Init: +3 | Perc: +11 , SM: +9 | Speed 30ft | Shirt Reroll: 1/1, Bardic Performance 14/24, Runestone 1/1, Belt 3/3, Shoes 2/2, 1/1 | Spells: (Bard - 4/6, 2/4, 2/2) (Sorcerer - 5/5) | Active conditions: Invisibile, Yes - See Profile

Marženek, sips the wine slowly, a feeling in the pit of his stomach growing. Knowing his duty as a bard all-too-well, he reluctantly stands and makes his way to the small stage in the corner.

He takes another sip of wine before clearing his throat and holding his hands in the air to quiet the already silent and sullen crowd. He looks at the floor, eyes closed, as he recites the words.

"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live."

Marženek sits down quietly knowing no coins will come.

Perform (Oratory): 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (8) + 19 = 27

Dark Archive

LN Male Human Mystic Theurge 9 | HP: 13/56| AC: 15 (11 tch, 14 fl) | CMB: +4, CMD: 15 | F:+7, R: +5, W: +16 (+7 vs death, +1 vs curse) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7[+9], SM +10, Diplo +5 | Speed: 30 | 1/Day +1 any d20 Arcane Bonded Item 0/1 Divine Bonded Item 1/1 Active Conditions: Spells(on profile)

Draa hangs his head momentarily before snapping his fingers a few times.

Grand Lodge

Mortargh reads the oaths to Asmodeus as Marz depresses the bar further. The entire place is silent, except for the heroes table, enjoying the local drink. Suddenly, a blood-spattered man throws the inn’s front door open and storms into the common room.

Clad in a blood-spattered heraldic surcoat bearing blue stars on a golden field, this man is the Tribune of Evondemor, Makarius Bourtze. The frantic nobleman gasps out, “Bar the doors! They’re right behind me!” and the inn’s patrons scatter in panic.

Moments later, there's a slam against the door and panicked shouts from outside.

"Tribune! They're coming for us! The hags are coming for us!" shouts a man from outside.

We'll go ahead and drop into initiative now.

GM Stuff:

Draa: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Marzenek: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Satine: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Mor'targh: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Gunari: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Makarius Bourtze, Tribune of Evondemor: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 10
Red: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
Blue: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Green: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 1
Bold may act.

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Green
Mor'targh
Gunari

Sovereign Court

Male Dhampir | HP: 82/65 | AC: 21 (12 Tch, 19 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 18 | F: +8*, R: +9*, W: +7* (*+4 vs. fear, energy drain, death eff, and necro eff, +2 vs. disease, mind-effect) | Init: +3 | Perc: +11 , SM: +9 | Speed 30ft | Shirt Reroll: 1/1, Bardic Performance 14/24, Runestone 1/1, Belt 3/3, Shoes 2/2, 1/1 | Spells: (Bard - 4/6, 2/4, 2/2) (Sorcerer - 5/5) | Active conditions: Invisibile, Yes - See Profile

Marženek stands from his spot at the stage looking less than surprised. (Move)

The gears in his head turn as he tries to recall whatever he can about "hags".

Kn(Nature): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19

He draws his shield and steps off the stage looking a little confused, and clearly not entirely sure what's happening. (Move + 5' step)


"By Asmodeus' crotch shackles, finally some action! Get up there and help!"

Guidance cast on Marženek

Grand Lodge

Marženek knows that the Chaotic Evil Monstrous Humanoids typically have spell resistance scaling with their CR.

Outside a window near your table, a panicked, bloody face appears, slamming against the glass.

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 1

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Green
Mor'targh
Gunari

Dark Archive

LN Male Human Mystic Theurge 9 | HP: 13/56| AC: 15 (11 tch, 14 fl) | CMB: +4, CMD: 15 | F:+7, R: +5, W: +16 (+7 vs death, +1 vs curse) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7[+9], SM +10, Diplo +5 | Speed: 30 | 1/Day +1 any d20 Arcane Bonded Item 0/1 Divine Bonded Item 1/1 Active Conditions: Spells(on profile)

KN:Nature: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18

Draa stands up, visibly disturbed by the face at the window.

Casts Haste on the group, and 5 foot steps out from his chair.

Dark Archive

Neutral Female human (Vudrani) investigator 1/occultist 5/slayer (pureblade) 2 | HP: 62/62 | AC: [27] 23 (14 Tch, [24] 20 Fl) | CMB: +7, CMD: 23 | F: +11, R: +11, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +11, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Spells: 1st 5/6 2nd 3/3 | Inspiration 6/6 | Mental Focus 12/12 | Librarian (1/day) | Active conditions: Power Attack, Furious Focus, Prot Acid 25hp, Studied Target

Satine's necklace hums as she calls forth a protective spell. She moves towards the door drawing her bastard so as she does so.

Cast Shield

Will move another 30' if able

Grand Lodge

Draa is aware that multiple hags may form a coven, allowing them to cast spells they could not cast individually, including powerful Divination, Necromancy, and Illusion spells.

"Oh good, competent adventurers!" the Tribune's face lights up slightly. "Thank you! Please, save my men!"
He seems well battered already, though still holding his longsword confidently.

Strength: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

There's a slam against the south wall and the entire building creaks.

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 1
Party effects: Haste

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Green
Mor'targh
Gunari

The Exchange

Male CG Human (Varisian) Warpriest 10 | HP:83/83| AC: 32 (15 tch, 30 Fl) | CMB: +10, CMD: 24| F: +13 (+5 vs cold weather), R: +9, W: +16 (+2 vs mind effecting) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7, SM: +18 | Blessing: 8/8, Fervor 3/10, SacWeap (9/10r), SacArm (7/10m), Shirt 0/1 | Pearl 1 1/3, Pearl 2 0/1, Extend: (2/6), Heroism (0/1), Chalices (2/4), Corset 0/1 | Active: Divine Favor +4, BoF

"Tribune! Please move out of the way! I need to get out to take care of these hags! Can you tell us anything you know about them?"

'I hope that the beer isn't spilled with all of this shaking... I haven't had nearly enough of it!'

Gunari stands up, and readies his shield. Calling upon the power of the Accidental God, he uses his fervor ability to cast shield of faith upon himself. (AC to 30). He then steps closer to the window where blue is, trying to ascertain what is going on there.

Dark Archive

Male CN Half Orc (“Taldan”) Sorcerer (FIRE!!!!) 7 | HP: 44/44| AC: 13 15 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +3, CMD: 15 | F: +5, R: +6, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Elemental Ray: 7/7, Orc Ferocity 1/1 Day | Spells: 1st 7/8 ; 2nd 7/7; 3rd 5/5 | Active conditions: Noble. Mage Armor

Mor'Targh casts Mage Armor, as he lines up behind the others clamoring around the door.

Grand Lodge

The doors slam once more as a scream goes out.

GM Stuff:

Strength: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 2

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Green
Mor'targh
Gunari

Sovereign Court

Male Dhampir | HP: 82/65 | AC: 21 (12 Tch, 19 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 18 | F: +8*, R: +9*, W: +7* (*+4 vs. fear, energy drain, death eff, and necro eff, +2 vs. disease, mind-effect) | Init: +3 | Perc: +11 , SM: +9 | Speed 30ft | Shirt Reroll: 1/1, Bardic Performance 14/24, Runestone 1/1, Belt 3/3, Shoes 2/2, 1/1 | Spells: (Bard - 4/6, 2/4, 2/2) (Sorcerer - 5/5) | Active conditions: Invisibile, Yes - See Profile

Marženek begins slowly singing an old Lastwall battle song of the dead, "The walking dead swarmed the tower tall, with the reek of death hanging from them..."

Move action: Inspire courage.

The voice continues as Marženek disappears from view.

Standard action: Cast vanish


"Damn you Marženek I said forward, not disappeared! This was not a favorable tactical decision. You there, Satine, my aid!"

Gamin allies with Satine (+2/+2 to weapon attacks).

Reminder: All allies +2/+2 due to inspire courage.

Grand Lodge

The man at the window vanishes with a scream.

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 2
Party Effects: Haste, Inspire +2/+2

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine (+2/+2)
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Green
Mor'targh
Gunari

Dark Archive

LN Male Human Mystic Theurge 9 | HP: 13/56| AC: 15 (11 tch, 14 fl) | CMB: +4, CMD: 15 | F:+7, R: +5, W: +16 (+7 vs death, +1 vs curse) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7[+9], SM +10, Diplo +5 | Speed: 30 | 1/Day +1 any d20 Arcane Bonded Item 0/1 Divine Bonded Item 1/1 Active Conditions: Spells(on profile)

Draa casts See Invisibility. And then moves toward the door.

Dark Archive

Neutral Female human (Vudrani) investigator 1/occultist 5/slayer (pureblade) 2 | HP: 62/62 | AC: [27] 23 (14 Tch, [24] 20 Fl) | CMB: +7, CMD: 23 | F: +11, R: +11, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +11, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Spells: 1st 5/6 2nd 3/3 | Inspiration 6/6 | Mental Focus 12/12 | Librarian (1/day) | Active conditions: Power Attack, Furious Focus, Prot Acid 25hp, Studied Target

Satine casts Lead Blades and opens the door.

Grand Lodge

Satine swings open the door, revealing a confused looking man in a guard's uniform.

GM Stuff:
Bluff: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
SM: 1d20 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 4 = 17

The Tribune pauses for a moment at seeing the man, then stabs his sword forward.

Longsword: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

The blade catches the man in the arm, making him let out an inhuman howl of pain.

Will: 1d20 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 4 = 21

The Tribune staggers back.

"They aren't real! They aren't really my men!"

GM Stuff:
STR: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

A hole appears in the south wall as another of the guards rushes forward through it.

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 2
Party Effects: Haste, Inspire +2/+2

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Green
Mor'targh
Gunari

The Exchange

Male CG Human (Varisian) Warpriest 10 | HP:83/83| AC: 32 (15 tch, 30 Fl) | CMB: +10, CMD: 24| F: +13 (+5 vs cold weather), R: +9, W: +16 (+2 vs mind effecting) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7, SM: +18 | Blessing: 8/8, Fervor 3/10, SacWeap (9/10r), SacArm (7/10m), Shirt 0/1 | Pearl 1 1/3, Pearl 2 0/1, Extend: (2/6), Heroism (0/1), Chalices (2/4), Corset 0/1 | Active: Divine Favor +4, BoF

"Well, that is an interesting turn of events. Tribune, didn't I ask you to back away?" Gunari shouts. 'Why did he attack his own man?'

Moving rapidly thanks to the magics enhancing them, Gunari moves up to the green guard. He calls upon the power of the Drunken Hero to enchance his armor and blade Swift for sacred armor adding +1 to his armor enhancement (AC to 31), fervor for sacred weapon (adding holy to the weapon (he figures it will be an interesting way to show if these are evil)

Based on the Tribune's comments, he attacks green with his enchanced gear.
Cayden's Churchkey, Vital Strike, Haste, Power Attack, Inspire: 1d20 + 13 + 1 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 13 + 1 - 2 + 2 = 32 Damage w/ holy: 2d8 + 7 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (2, 4) + 7 + 4 + 2 + (2, 2) = 23 GM take off 4 if not evil
Crit confirm: 1d20 + 13 + 1 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 13 + 1 - 2 + 2 = 26 crit damage: 1d8 + 13 ⇒ (8) + 13 = 21

Will Save, if needed: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17 +2 if mind affecting, +4 if an illusion?
"Ha! Take that, villain!"

Grand Lodge

Gunari sees the creature for what it is as he strikes it - the towering, hunched, bruise colored humanoid staring at him hungrily, even as his blade pierces its flesh.

Kn(Nature) for Gunari, DC19 Will on an interaction to reveal.

The Exchange

Male CG Human (Varisian) Warpriest 10 | HP:83/83| AC: 32 (15 tch, 30 Fl) | CMB: +10, CMD: 24| F: +13 (+5 vs cold weather), R: +9, W: +16 (+2 vs mind effecting) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7, SM: +18 | Blessing: 8/8, Fervor 3/10, SacWeap (9/10r), SacArm (7/10m), Shirt 0/1 | Pearl 1 1/3, Pearl 2 0/1, Extend: (2/6), Heroism (0/1), Chalices (2/4), Corset 0/1 | Active: Divine Favor +4, BoF

"Um, guys? These things aren't human. They are a LOT bigger than they look!" yells the warpriest. Somehow, he doesn't seem panicked, though.

Dark Archive

Male CN Half Orc (“Taldan”) Sorcerer (FIRE!!!!) 7 | HP: 44/44| AC: 13 15 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +3, CMD: 15 | F: +5, R: +6, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Elemental Ray: 7/7, Orc Ferocity 1/1 Day | Spells: 1st 7/8 ; 2nd 7/7; 3rd 5/5 | Active conditions: Noble. Mage Armor

unable to update the tactical slide from my phone
Mor'Targh moves to line up his shot on wall crasher, who is clearly burning with desire to be snuffed out.

Scorching Ray: BAB 3, Dex 2, Inspire 2, 30' 1, Haste 1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
dmg: 4d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 6, 1) = 15
Scorching Ray: BAB 3, Dex 2, Inspire 2, 30' 1, Haste 1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
dmg: 4d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 3, 2) = 9

Will: 1d20 + 8 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 4 = 26

Grand Lodge

SR Check: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

The spell bursts the veil covering the hag Mor'targh can see it now but doesn't seem to effect it.

The beast at the door attempts to grab the nearest target - Satine.

Bite: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30 Hit
Damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 10 Damage
Claw: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 19
Damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Claw: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15

It then steps back from the door.

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 2
Party Effects: Haste, Inspire +2/+2

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine (-10)
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Green
Mor'targh
Gunari

Sovereign Court

Male Dhampir | HP: 82/65 | AC: 21 (12 Tch, 19 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 18 | F: +8*, R: +9*, W: +7* (*+4 vs. fear, energy drain, death eff, and necro eff, +2 vs. disease, mind-effect) | Init: +3 | Perc: +11 , SM: +9 | Speed 30ft | Shirt Reroll: 1/1, Bardic Performance 14/24, Runestone 1/1, Belt 3/3, Shoes 2/2, 1/1 | Spells: (Bard - 4/6, 2/4, 2/2) (Sorcerer - 5/5) | Active conditions: Invisibile, Yes - See Profile

Marženek carefully makes his way behind the bar. Weaving his bardic performance and spellcasting into one, he casts Unwitting ally (Will DC 17) at the green guard.

SR Check: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Will Save: 1d20 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 7 + 4 = 20

"Whatever they are, they appear to have some kind of spell resistance up. Just our luck."

Inspire courage +2 still up, Satine continues to have an allied weapon +2 enhancement bonus.

Grand Lodge

Marženek sees it for what it truly is, but fails to affect it with a spell.

The Blue one finally makes its way in through the wall, coming up behind Mor'targh!

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 3
Party Effects: Haste, Inspire +2/+2

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine (-10) Free Will Save for being hit.
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Green
Mor'targh
Gunari

Dark Archive

LN Male Human Mystic Theurge 9 | HP: 13/56| AC: 15 (11 tch, 14 fl) | CMB: +4, CMD: 15 | F:+7, R: +5, W: +16 (+7 vs death, +1 vs curse) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7[+9], SM +10, Diplo +5 | Speed: 30 | 1/Day +1 any d20 Arcane Bonded Item 0/1 Divine Bonded Item 1/1 Active Conditions: Spells(on profile)

Draa turns back at the new arrival, and fires a Scorching ray

Scorching Ray, IC, haste: 1d20 + 5 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 2 + 1 = 10
damage: 4d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 1, 2) = 12
SR, CL8, spell penetration: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 8 + 2 = 19

will vs illusion: 1d20 + 13 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 13 + 4 = 32 "Yup - Large mean beasties in disguise. Illusions."

Scorching Ray, IC, haste: 1d20 + 5 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 5 + 2 + 1 = 20
damage: 4d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 4, 5) = 11
SR, CL8, spell penetration: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 8 + 2 = 18

KN: Nature: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25 Share the info verbally

Dark Archive

Neutral Female human (Vudrani) investigator 1/occultist 5/slayer (pureblade) 2 | HP: 62/62 | AC: [27] 23 (14 Tch, [24] 20 Fl) | CMB: +7, CMD: 23 | F: +11, R: +11, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +11, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Spells: 1st 5/6 2nd 3/3 | Inspiration 6/6 | Mental Focus 12/12 | Librarian (1/day) | Active conditions: Power Attack, Furious Focus, Prot Acid 25hp, Studied Target

Will save!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

Satine brings her bastard sword down on Green in an overhand chop followed by a pirouette and slash across the midsection.

ATTACK!: 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 11 + 2 + 1 = 34DAMAGE!: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (2, 5) + 14 = 21

ATTACK!: 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 11 + 2 + 1 = 33DAMAGE!: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (7, 4) + 14 = 25

Confirm Crit!: 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 11 + 2 + 1 = 21DAMAGE!: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (2, 6) + 14 = 22
Confirm Crit!: 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 11 + 2 + 1 = 31DAMAGE!: 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (5, 7) + 14 = 26

Grand Lodge

Knowledge: These are Annis Hags, which seems to have formed a coven. Their biggest vulnerability is the limited amount of hitpoints they have, as their DR/Bludgeoning is embarrassingly low.

Blue takes two flaming shots while Green explodes into gore.

The Tribune steps to the side to avoid the beast in the door, pulls out a potion, and drinks it.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Interrupting Drinking Night? - Round 3
Party Effects: Haste, Inspire +2/+2

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine (-10) Free Will Save for being hit.
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-26)
Mor'targh
Gunari

Dark Archive

LN Male Human Mystic Theurge 9 | HP: 13/56| AC: 15 (11 tch, 14 fl) | CMB: +4, CMD: 15 | F:+7, R: +5, W: +16 (+7 vs death, +1 vs curse) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7[+9], SM +10, Diplo +5 | Speed: 30 | 1/Day +1 any d20 Arcane Bonded Item 0/1 Divine Bonded Item 1/1 Active Conditions: Spells(on profile)

"i think they are Anus Hags. not particularly tough... especially when Bludgeoned."

The Exchange

Male CG Human (Varisian) Warpriest 10 | HP:83/83| AC: 32 (15 tch, 30 Fl) | CMB: +10, CMD: 24| F: +13 (+5 vs cold weather), R: +9, W: +16 (+2 vs mind effecting) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7, SM: +18 | Blessing: 8/8, Fervor 3/10, SacWeap (9/10r), SacArm (7/10m), Shirt 0/1 | Pearl 1 1/3, Pearl 2 0/1, Extend: (2/6), Heroism (0/1), Chalices (2/4), Corset 0/1 | Active: Divine Favor +4, BoF

AC is actually 32 with haste, I believe

Sighing because everyone just attacked the target he obviously had under control, Gunari moves up to attack blue.
VS, PA, Holy, Haste, IC, Surge of Success: 1d20 + 13 - 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 13 - 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 = 33
damage: 2d8 + 7 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (1, 4) + 7 + 4 + 2 + (1, 4) = 23
crit confirm: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (2) + 16 = 18 for: 1d8 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Grand Lodge

Having its cover blown already, Blue will attempt an AOO as Gunari moves up.

Attack: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15 Not a crit, so miss.

He fails to follow up his crit.

Dark Archive

Male CN Half Orc (“Taldan”) Sorcerer (FIRE!!!!) 7 | HP: 44/44| AC: 13 15 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +3, CMD: 15 | F: +5, R: +6, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +4, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Elemental Ray: 7/7, Orc Ferocity 1/1 Day | Spells: 1st 7/8 ; 2nd 7/7; 3rd 5/5 | Active conditions: Noble. Mage Armor

Upset at the fizzled spell, Mor'Targh attempts to cast defensively, and fires again.
Defensive: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30

First at Blue...
Scorching Ray: BAB 3, Dex 2, Inspire 2, 30' 1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
dmg: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 1, 6, 3) = 14
SR: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

And again
Scorching Ray: BAB 3, Dex 2, Inspire 2, 30' 1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
dmg: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 1, 3, 1) = 9
SR: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

Grand Lodge

Reminder: SR only applies once per spell.

Blue takes two burning rays to the chest and is still standing.

Red attempts to draw Satine further out, slashing at her then stepping away.

Bite: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33 Crit Chance
Confirm: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29 And if AC is accurate, confirm
Damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Crit Damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Claw: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (15) + 13 = 28
Damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Grab: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22

Claw: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17 A miss.

Interrupting Drinking Night - Round 4

Red
Marzenek
Blue
Satine (-29)
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Mor'targh
Gunari

Sovereign Court

Male Dhampir | HP: 82/65 | AC: 21 (12 Tch, 19 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 18 | F: +8*, R: +9*, W: +7* (*+4 vs. fear, energy drain, death eff, and necro eff, +2 vs. disease, mind-effect) | Init: +3 | Perc: +11 , SM: +9 | Speed 30ft | Shirt Reroll: 1/1, Bardic Performance 14/24, Runestone 1/1, Belt 3/3, Shoes 2/2, 1/1 | Spells: (Bard - 4/6, 2/4, 2/2) (Sorcerer - 5/5) | Active conditions: Invisibile, Yes - See Profile

Marženek climbs to the top of the bar for a full view of the room. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, his voice grows deep and gravel-filled, starting with a low growl, the rasping words sound like sandpaper on rough wood. "One thousand deaths. Ripping, Laugh And Laugh."

The visual manifestation of his words hurl towards the blue hag.

Move action: Climb up onto the bar.
Standard Action Weird Words: Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17 Damage: 4d6 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (5, 6, 6, 5) + 5 + 2 = 29

Inspire courage +2 still up (3 rounds remaining).
Satine continues to have an allied weapon +2 enhancement bonus.

Grand Lodge

The metal will strike (the hag) down with a vicious blow. Its eyes begin to bleed as it falls over.

The Tribune slumps against the wall, exhausted.

Interrupting Drinking Night - Round 4
Party Effects: Haste, Inspire

Red
Marzenek
Satine (-29)
Draa
Makarius Bourtze (-33)
Mor'targh
Gunari

Dark Archive

Neutral Female human (Vudrani) investigator 1/occultist 5/slayer (pureblade) 2 | HP: 62/62 | AC: [27] 23 (14 Tch, [24] 20 Fl) | CMB: +7, CMD: 23 | F: +11, R: +11, W: +8 | Init: +2 | Perc: +11, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Spells: 1st 5/6 2nd 3/3 | Inspiration 6/6 | Mental Focus 12/12 | Librarian (1/day) | Active conditions: Power Attack, Furious Focus, Prot Acid 25hp, Studied Target

Is Satine aware the Hag takes up 10' o' space and that she need only take a 5' step to bring the pain?

The Exchange

Male CG Human (Varisian) Warpriest 10 | HP:83/83| AC: 32 (15 tch, 30 Fl) | CMB: +10, CMD: 24| F: +13 (+5 vs cold weather), R: +9, W: +16 (+2 vs mind effecting) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7, SM: +18 | Blessing: 8/8, Fervor 3/10, SacWeap (9/10r), SacArm (7/10m), Shirt 0/1 | Pearl 1 1/3, Pearl 2 0/1, Extend: (2/6), Heroism (0/1), Chalices (2/4), Corset 0/1 | Active: Divine Favor +4, BoF

Without even thinking about it, Gunari rushes in and stabs the remaining "guard" with Cayden's Churchkey.
Holy, Haste, IC, VS, PA: 1d20 + 13 - 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 13 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 17 2d8 + 7 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (4, 5) + 7 + 4 + 2 + (4, 1) = 27
He stumbles on the way in, and misses wildly.

Grand Lodge

The guard is actually the front side of it, it's been intentionally moving away. Replaced the icon for clarity.

AOO: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (8) + 13 = 21

Dark Archive

LN Male Human Mystic Theurge 9 | HP: 13/56| AC: 15 (11 tch, 14 fl) | CMB: +4, CMD: 15 | F:+7, R: +5, W: +16 (+7 vs death, +1 vs curse) | Init: +1 | Perc: +7[+9], SM +10, Diplo +5 | Speed: 30 | 1/Day +1 any d20 Arcane Bonded Item 0/1 Divine Bonded Item 1/1 Active Conditions: Spells(on profile)

Draa steps around the table, says a little prayer to Nethys, and a 15 foot glowing bubble appears around him.

Arcane Beacon - 15 foot bubble. All arcane spells are +1 Caster level until the end of my next turn.

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