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14 posts. Alias of MisterSlanky.


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Gamin again gasps a muffled gasp, "That is the wrong way Marženek, and what...hey...invisibility? Really? I demand to be fought with! Charge into battle! Sing our exploits! Be one with the blade! That's me if you couldn't figure that out you dense and morose skin bag."

Guidance on Marženek.
Allied weapon property with Satine for an additional +1 enhancement on her weapon.


"Well if you're going to whine like that it's no surprise nobody likes you."


"That's it my boy, fight him! Wait, no, don't negotiate with him! ARGH!"

+1 guidance on Marženek
Grant allying +2 weapon bonus to Satine


Without missing a beat Gamin replies to Marženek very quietly, "And you would have been blamed for leaving me in your sheath. Let this be a lesson learned."


"Gods alive! There are two of you now!? I demand to be pulled out this instance! Let me out and let me at him!"


"Damn you Marženek I said forward, not disappeared! This was not a favorable tactical decision. You there, Satine, my aid!"

Gamin allies with Satine (+2/+2 to weapon attacks).

Reminder: All allies +2/+2 due to inspire courage.


"By Asmodeus' crotch shackles, finally some action! Get up there and help!"

Guidance cast on Marženek


A muffled voice speaks, "Of course they like him better. He's not you."


Gamin lets out a huge grateful "aaaaaaaaaaaaaah" as he's pulled from the scabbard, "You sir do not let me out nearly enough. And when you do you ignore my full potential. I am a blade, meant to cut into the deadliest of foes. It's not right you always hand over my potential. It makes me feel so...so...naked. And no Master Koliadnko, I am not your friend, you ignore me, and leave me locked up in that leather prison far too much. Let me tell you....mrhrhmrmrmhr"

The voice is muffled once again as Marženek quickly stuffs him back into the scabbard for the briefing.


Again the voice speaks, muffled as if it's surrounded by thick leather, "By the Iomede's Beard's Sword Marženek take the drink. The Gods only know you need to lighten up!"


"What do you mean 'ignore him'? I barely get any human, or otherwise interaction from you. I have to get my jollies somewhere. Ooooh, a wizard. See, why can't you be impressive like that. At least I'd know I was just going to be ignored before being picked up."


"Don't bother lady, you're just going to make him cry." a voice whispers out of nowhere.


Gamin speaks, "It's not your fault you're no good at what you do Marženek. Maybe if you'd swing me occasionally things like this wouldn't happen to you."


A muffled voice emanates from the Dhampir's scabbard, "I don't know why you sit and mope, I haven't had a sip of wine in years and you don't hear me complaining."