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Grand Lodge

Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 29, T 18, F 24 | CMB +13, CMD 30 (31 grapple) | F +23, R +19, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +27, SM +6 | Speed 30 ft | 7/7 Channels | 8/8 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none

“Can we see if we can keep them out for another few seconds, so I can buff some more?”

Sense Motive on Guy pounding on the door: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

“That may be a trick. The Tribune’s guards are likely all dead, right?”

EDIT: “I know nothing for sure.”


Male Bear Burglar 1

DM TIME PARANOIA BOX:
GMTIME: 1d1d20 + 7 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 7 + 5 = 221d20 ⇒ 2

---
Luisila:
If he's his personal guard, sure, but you have no idea if this or is not actually one of his personal guard, or some innocent just affected by some monster set loose. He's on the other side of a wooden door. Though this would be a convenient trap, should it be one. Like a vampire asking to be let in.

Let's-a see what everyone else does within the next few seconds. Being murdered because someone didn't open the door would be quite awful...

Sovereign Court

Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

Varg moves quickly to the door, next to the Tribune.

Well, man, are you the only survivor, or is he one of you?

Dark Archive

Primal Fire Sorceress 5 (HP 50/37) | AC 13 (16 MA) Touch 12 FF 11 | Saves F +5 R +4 W +5

Adding to the pandemonium of the situation, Chelsea conjures crackling flames from her hands and commands. "Let them in. If it's not a guard I'll turn it to ash."


Male Bear Burglar 1

"You think I stuck around to find out who was going to make it?!? I'm nearly dead* myself after those damn purple ladythings bit and clawed at me like some kind of mad dog!" he states, continuing to stack boxes (that really aren't doing anything more than Varg is already doing by merely standing there.)

*: Like, 30 points of damage hurt.

Sovereign Court

Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

Varg flings the door opebn and readies his attack at an imposter. If it is an injured man, he will drag him inside.


Male Bear Burglar 1

It is, in fact an injured guard, though thanks to opening the door while he was trying to knock it down, the man tumbles in and almost falls on his butt as he runs into you, rolls around easier-to-move Tribune! "Oh, thanks the gods!" He looks around for anyone who fits the horrible stereotype of a cleric AND THERE IS A LOT OF HOLY SYMBOLS IN THIS PARTY HE OVERLOADS GAME OVER.

Before anyone else can do anything about your new ally, something large starts pounding on the outside wall!

Str: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

It shatters through the window and squeeses through! This, being a repulsive, hunchbacked crone has skin the color of a fresh bruise. Despite her hunch, she looms taller than a human. It calls out in Taldane, "Come back here, honey! We're not done yet!" Both the guard and tribune look horrified.

Inits:
Baz: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
Che: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Des: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Lui: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
Omr: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Sah: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 3 + 2 = 24
Var: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Yus: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
NPCs: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 211d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 111d20 - 1 ⇒ (18) - 1 = 17

Sah: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 3 + 2 = 25
Baz: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Yus: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
Var: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
NPC#21d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
Des: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
NPC1 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
Che: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Omr: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
NPC3: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9
Lui: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Sahrek (delays) Baz, Yusha, Varg, Outside Thing, Desmond & Sahrek, Guardsman, Chelsea, Omrax, Tribune, Luisila.

Baz, Yusha, Varg
Outside Thing
Desmond & friend, Guardsman, Chelsea, Omrax, Tribune, Luisila

The Exchange

Yushua Male (totally not a) Dhampir Inquisitor of Sarenrae 10 | HP 83/83 | AC 22 T 14 FF 19 | DR 10/adam 100 pnts | CMD 25 | 25% light fortification | Fort +11 Ref +10 Will +11 (+2 disease, mind-affecting) | Init +9 | Perc +16 | judgement: 4/4 | bane: 8/10

Yushua moves up in front to protect the injured guard. "Stand down, beast!"

what is this thing?:

KN (arcana): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 +2 to ID creatures
KN (dungeoneering): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 +2 to ID creatures
KN (nature): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 +2 to ID creatures
KN (planes): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15 +2 to ID creatures, +1 for demons
KN (religion): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 +2 to ID creatures

If Yushua recognizes it (or at least the type), he will place bane on his weapon. Otherwise, he activates a healing and resiliency judgment. "Assist me in this fight, Sarenrae!"

readied attack if it comes in range:

+1 Keen Merciful Adamantine Scimitar Power Attack Bane
[dice="Redemption" attack 1]1d20 + 12 - 2 + 2[/dice]
nonlethal damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1d6 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (6) + 6 + (4) + 4 + 2 + (3, 1) = 26
Enforcer:
Intimidate to demoralize: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33
If successful, shaken for number of rounds equal to damage dealt. If critical, frightened for 1 round and then shaken for number of rounds equal to damage dealt.

Confirm:
[dice="Redemption" attack 1]1d20 + 12 - 2 + 2[/dice]
nonlethal damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + (1) + 4 + 2 = 19

Remove the bane damage if not applicable.


Male Bear Burglar 1

Miniupdate: Yusha does not ID the creature.

Silver Crusade

AC25/Touch14/Flat23/CMD25||HP68[68]|Fort:+9;Ref:+6;Will:+12|Percept.+17|SenMot. +21|Init.+7 Teifling Inquisitor 9

KN: nature: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18


Male Bear Burglar 1

Baz:
These are Annis Hags, which are Large Monstrous Humanoids. One piece.

Silver Crusade

AC25/Touch14/Flat23/CMD25||HP68[68]|Fort:+9;Ref:+6;Will:+12|Percept.+17|SenMot. +21|Init.+7 Teifling Inquisitor 9

Defenses


Male Bear Burglar 1

Special or AC?

Silver Crusade

AC25/Touch14/Flat23/CMD25||HP68[68]|Fort:+9;Ref:+6;Will:+12|Percept.+17|SenMot. +21|Init.+7 Teifling Inquisitor 9

Sorry, special

Baz steps up and fires an arrow at the creature.

Attack, PBS: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 6 + 1 = 15
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Sovereign Court

Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

Round 1, Bless, Rage 1/13, Protection From Evil: AC: 22, Power Attack, Furious Focus.

Varg steps up and attacks the old hag with his Furious Great Axe as spittle flies from his mouth in a blood-curdling cry.

Die Hag!

GA Att: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 14 + 1 = 22
GA Dam: 1d12 + 7 + 5 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 7 + 5 + 6 = 25


Male Bear Burglar 1

No Special Defenses

  • Baz fires an arrow, but misses in the action!
    ---
  • Yusha moves forward and readies to swing...
    ---
  • Then Varg just moves past him anyways and connects with his axe! It seems to resist the tiiiiiiiniest bit of damage, though it's a drop in the bucket of damage at this point.
    ---
  • The purple lady claws and bites at Varg, and not in a good way!

    Bite: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 321d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
    Claw: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 301d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
    Claw, Grab: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 231d6 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 91d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28

    Rend: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 1) + 10 = 17

    Varg learns the simpler way how this thing ripped apart some soldiers as it grab a hold of a new man!
    ---
    Baz, Yusha, Varg
    Outside Thing

    Desmond & friend, Guardsman, Chelsea, Omrax, Tribune, Luisila
    ---

    DMTME:
    dam: 25 - 2 = 23

    EDIT: I forgot the AoO on Varg! Bite: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 171d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 Never mind.

  • The Exchange

    Sahrek:
    HP: 95/95 | AC 26 | T 12 | FF 23 | Fort +11 | Ref +9 | Will +6 | CMD 27 (31 vs. Trip) | Init +3 (+4* or +2*) | Perc +8 (+4* or +2*)
    Consumables:
    (Arrows: CI: 43 | CI/B: 20 | CI/S: 7 | CI/GS: 10) | MHB: 19 | CLW: 34/50
    Male Human Ranger 11 HP: 101/101 [0] | AC 26 | T 17 | FF 21 | Fort +12 | Ref +14 | Will +9 | CMD 31 | Init +6 (+4* or +2*) | Perc +17 (+4* or +2*) | Sense Mot +3

    Dang, bad time to be out getting groceries.

    Desmond gets a running start and attempts to jump on top of the bar while drawing his bow.

    Acrobatics: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

    He draws one of his silvered cold iron arrows and let's it fly at the strange creature.

    Bow Attack+Deadly Aim: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 11 - 2 = 11

    Damage: 1d8 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 4 = 9

    The sight of this thing tearing into Varg makes the ranger a little nervous.

    "Sahrek! Stay!"

    Dark Archive

    Primal Fire Sorceress 5 (HP 50/37) | AC 13 (16 MA) Touch 12 FF 11 | Saves F +5 R +4 W +5

    Chelsea quickly scrambles on top of the bar to get a better shot around the barbarian. Standing at full height, she channels magic through her mask into her hands and shouts "رایت شما دختر زشت" before releasing a horizontal pillar of flame at the creature.

    Ignan:
    "Burn you ugly wench!"

    Scorching Ray 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 (Bless, PBS, Melee)
    Empowered Damage 4d6 + 5 ⇒ (5, 3, 2, 4) + 5 = 19 (PBS)
    Empower 19 + 9 = 28


    Male Bear Burglar 1

  • Desmond runs up the barstools and makes his way up to the top of the bar and looses and arrow, though he finds the thing's skin is naturally resistant!
    ---
  • The guardsman laughs and steps back, activating some kind of spell-like power! Fog consumes part of the room surrounding him!
    ---
    Baz, Yusha, Varg
    North Hag
    Desmond & friend,
    South Hag

    Chelsea, Omrax, Tribune, Luisila
    ---
    That said, Chelsea's action can still be valid; you're on in the one section of the fog and the one you were targetting is outside it. You can alter if desired.
    ---
    GMTIME:
    23 on north

  • Grand Lodge

    Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 29, T 18, F 24 | CMB +13, CMD 30 (31 grapple) | F +23, R +19, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +27, SM +6 | Speed 30 ft | 7/7 Channels | 8/8 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none
    Fate wrote:
    It is, in fact an injured guard …

    Threv wept! I might need to take a long, hard look at myself.

    Fate wrote:
    The guardsman laughs and steps back, activating some kind of spell-like power! Fog consumes part of the room surrounding him!

    Then again … maybe not …

    Luisila moves 25’ onto the bar to the east of Chelsea and *casts* Burst of Radiance so that it only affects the creature threatening Varg.

    DC 15 Reflex Save ; If evil take 5d4 damage, whether save is made or not.

    Burst of Radiance:

    School evocation [good, light]; Level cleric 2, druid 2, sorcerer/ wizard 2
    Casting Time 1 standard action
    Components V, S, M/DF (a piece of flint and a pinch of silver dust)
    Range long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)
    Area 10-ft.-radius burst
    Duration instantaneous
    Saving Throw Reflex partial; Spell Resistance yes

    This spell fills the area with a brilliant flash of shimmering light. Creatures in the area are blinded for 1d4 rounds, or dazzled for 1d4 rounds if they succeed at a Reflex save. Evil creatures in the area of the burst take 1d4 points of damage per caster level (max 5d4), whether they succeed at the Reflex save or not.

    Silver Crusade

    Male Half Elf -Paladin 14 AC31/T14 /F30/CMD28| Hp 144/144 | Fort:+23;Ref:+16;Will+19(27) |Percept.+10 | Init.+3. { }

    Busy day at work and see even more going on here. Omrax was at a table closer to the bar and would have cast prot v evil on the buff round and move to the door with Varg to help the 'guard'. Assuming that is fine and he is near the guard, he does the following..

    "What treachery is this? I smite thee traitor! "

    If guard is evil, Omrax AC is 24+2+5 (31).

    He strikes at the guard...

    +1 longsword, pa, smite: 1d20 + 10 - 2 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 10 - 2 + 5 = 28 damage : 1d8 + 4 + 4 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 4 + 5 = 17 Miss : 1d100 ⇒ 97 on 1-20 (add 5 dmg if EO or undead) ignore DR

    edited - thought Luisila cast on guard. Assuming Omrax in sqr 5x5 south of guard.

    Dark Archive

    Primal Fire Sorceress 5 (HP 50/37) | AC 13 (16 MA) Touch 12 FF 11 | Saves F +5 R +4 W +5

    Keeping same action, although it probably misses...

    Sovereign Court

    Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

    Are ya kiddin' me? 45 pts of damage! Only 37 gets through. Looks like one of my Crits - great rolls Burglar! Am I grappled?


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Indeed you are grappled unless a 28 won't break cmd. Currently looking into how Total Concealment interacts with Line of Sight, since this is Fog Cloud.

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    Male Bear Burglar 1

  • Chelsea still unleashes fire, and thanks to only being at the edge of the fog, barely connects! Touch of 10.
    ---
  • Omrax is unable to see the guard any longer (as he can't see anything that's not adjacent to him! ) He does know which way he stepped, however, and moves that direction! He finds the guard and smites him!

    Put you by the door, though his pathing changed, given you are around (as would have his entire tactics, actually, being threatened thrice over. Oh well.)
    ---

  • The Tribune audibly panics (as Yusha can see!) "Aah! Fiends, Sarenites, and death everywhere! It's... it's like the border wars all over again! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!"

    Yusha, Baz, Omrax:
    The Tribune is still a slightly-overweight, injured, blubbering man and not a giant purple woman, but I do like my paranoia spoilers.

    ---
    Luisila is left blind, but makes her way to where she can see the area she wanted to hit, and does!

    Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 205d4 ⇒ (4, 4, 4, 1, 1) = 14

    The woman shields her face, but burns a little!
    ---
    Baz, Yusha, Varg
    North Hag
    Desmond & friend,
    South Hag
    Chelsea, Omrax, Tribune, Luisila

    DMTIME:
    #north Dazzled, Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 423 + 14 = 37

  • The Exchange

    Yushua Male (totally not a) Dhampir Inquisitor of Sarenrae 10 | HP 83/83 | AC 22 T 14 FF 19 | DR 10/adam 100 pnts | CMD 25 | 25% light fortification | Fort +11 Ref +10 Will +11 (+2 disease, mind-affecting) | Init +9 | Perc +16 | judgement: 4/4 | bane: 8/10

    Yushua leaves the guard and goes after the big purple woman!

    +1 Keen Merciful Adamantine Scimitar Power Attack
    [dice="Redemption" attack 1]1d20 + 12 - 2[/dice]
    nonlethal damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 6 + (3) + 4 = 16
    Enforcer:
    Intimidate to demoralize: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 19
    If successful, shaken for number of rounds equal to damage dealt. If critical, frightened for 1 round and then shaken for number of rounds equal to damage dealt.


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Minipost!

    Yushua misses before charging through the mist!

    Sovereign Court

    Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

    Round 2, Grappled, Blessed

    varg will attempt to escape the grapple.

    CMB: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25

    If successful, he will grapple the hag.


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Other mini update: Varg almost grapples that hag, but fails to get his hand wrapped around her meaty, meaty guns!

    Silver Crusade

    AC25/Touch14/Flat23/CMD25||HP68[68]|Fort:+9;Ref:+6;Will:+12|Percept.+17|SenMot. +21|Init.+7 Teifling Inquisitor 9

    Baz moves north out of the mist, drawing his Smine, while dropping his bow. "There you are. Where did your friend go? Such beauty, I thought Sarenrae herself was here for a moment. How can one so beautiful have a mean bone in her body?" Are hags appalled at being called hot?

    Reverse Psychology Intimidate, Smine: 1d20 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 14 + 2 = 34

    Cast Blistering Invective I would guess that the hag in the mist doesn't have the +2 added, due to not being able to see the Smine.


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    You're thinking of Green Hags. All you really did was hit on a big, purple woman. Roll will carry regardless, but that spell is a good use of a Smine, I must say.
    ---

  • Baz moves out of the mist and tells the big lady she's attractive, which catches her off-guard! Aw-ward! She burns for some damage! Successfully shaken and handled a hag in the second-most awkward way I can think of right now, barring any Philters of Love. 1d10 ⇒ 91d10 ⇒ 10 Omrax catches the other one getting hit a little with the fire!
    ---
  • Yusha swings at the socially-empowered hag, though he fails to break through her very thick skin!
    ---
  • Varg struggles and almost breaks free, but gets gripped at the last second, clearly empowered by her self-confidence in her appearance!
    ---
  • The hag releases as a free, then starts the dance again, though steps north before starting! She looks at Baz as she claws into Varg even more! "You're making fun of me! I know it!"

    Added in is Shaken and Dazzled
    Bite: 1d20 + 13 - 3 ⇒ (12) + 13 - 3 = 221d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
    Claw: 1d20 + 13 - 3 ⇒ (10) + 13 - 3 = 201d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
    Claw, Grab: 1d20 + 13 - 3 ⇒ (15) + 13 - 3 = 251d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 81d20 + 19 - 3 ⇒ (20) + 19 - 3 = 36

    Baz, Yusha, Varg
    North Hag

    Desmond & friend is up!
    South Hag
    Chelsea, Omrax, Tribune, Luisila

    DMTIME:
    North: 37 + 9 = 46 1/4 rounds of Dazzle
    South 27

  • Silver Crusade

    AC25/Touch14/Flat23/CMD25||HP68[68]|Fort:+9;Ref:+6;Will:+12|Percept.+17|SenMot. +21|Init.+7 Teifling Inquisitor 9

    Since it's language dependent. Should both hags have been hit and shaken.?

    The Exchange

    Sahrek:
    HP: 95/95 | AC 26 | T 12 | FF 23 | Fort +11 | Ref +9 | Will +6 | CMD 27 (31 vs. Trip) | Init +3 (+4* or +2*) | Perc +8 (+4* or +2*)
    Consumables:
    (Arrows: CI: 43 | CI/B: 20 | CI/S: 7 | CI/GS: 10) | MHB: 19 | CLW: 34/50
    Male Human Ranger 11 HP: 101/101 [0] | AC 26 | T 17 | FF 21 | Fort +12 | Ref +14 | Will +9 | CMD 31 | Init +6 (+4* or +2*) | Perc +17 (+4* or +2*) | Sense Mot +3

    Desmond takes a step up the bar, unleashing a series of three more silvered cold iron arrows at the strange beast.

    Blessed Deadly Aim Rapid Shot Bow Attack 1: 1d20 + 11 - 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 11 - 2 - 2 + 1 = 17
    Damage: 1d8 + 4 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 4 + 1 = 14

    Blessed Deadly Aim Rapid Shot Bow Attack 2: 1d20 + 11 - 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 11 - 2 - 2 + 1 = 25
    Damage: 1d8 + 4 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 4 + 1 = 17

    Blessed Deadly Aim Rapid Shot Bow Attack Iterative: 1d20 + 6 - 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 6 - 2 - 2 + 1 = 18
    Damage: 1d8 + 4 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 4 + 1 = 13

    He feels good about one arrow, but with all the craziness going on, he's not so sure about the other two.

    He then yells across the room at Sahrek, "Sahrek! Stay still!" He's worried that he can't see his wolf in the cloud of darkness.

    Sovereign Court

    Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

    @GM Burglar: 12 more damage after DR, and I am grappled again. I assume that these are not summoned creatures because Lu's spell should prevent them from touching me, right?


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    This is a really weird case, but I'm going to say these aren't Summoned (as per a Summon spell), but that was a question actually had to confirm.

    Also, these ladies have some Spell Resistance, which could be rolled to pierce the circle if it applied. As much as I probably should, due to bank error, no posthumous rolls needed. Here in out, though, SR 17.

    Big post is in creation stages

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    Male Bear Burglar 1

  • Desmond fires off four arrows, but only the third connects! She resists a little bit, akin to resisting the axe earlier!
    ---
  • The not-a-guard grows into another purple woman! She curses the fact that she can't step south without provoking, and stands her ground as the first round of the first cloud passes!
    ---
    The party, sans Desmond, is up!
    ---
    DMTIME:
    N: 24d46 + 17 - 2 ⇒ (13, 39, 29, 32, 4, 34, 20, 16, 26, 24, 26, 42, 44, 15, 26, 1, 44, 37, 21, 39, 16, 43, 16, 42) + 17 - 2 = 664 damage S: 27 damage, shaken

    -Posted with Wayfinder

    Speaking of which, if someone could replace the guard head with a copy of the hag, that'd be great.


  • Male Bear Burglar 1

    No, that's the Tribune. The guy from Fang wood Keep is the guard

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Yup, thanks! The Tribune is simply going to be freaking out with all the heretics and giant monster ladies he can't see running around.

    -Posted with Wayfinder

    Grand Lodge

    Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 29, T 18, F 24 | CMB +13, CMD 30 (31 grapple) | F +23, R +19, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +27, SM +6 | Speed 30 ft | 7/7 Channels | 8/8 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none

    “I think I’m going to move 5’ south and channel to heal Varg and the south hag.”

    “Omrax, I’d recommend you delay your attack until after I’ve done so.”

    “Yashua, you might want to clear the area. Baz and Omrax, are you injured? Baz do you know what type of weapon penetrates their hides the easiest?”

    Luisila delays until after Yushua, Chelsea, Baz and Varg have their turns. But hopefully before Omrax has his turn.

    The Exchange

    Yushua Male (totally not a) Dhampir Inquisitor of Sarenrae 10 | HP 83/83 | AC 22 T 14 FF 19 | DR 10/adam 100 pnts | CMD 25 | 25% light fortification | Fort +11 Ref +10 Will +11 (+2 disease, mind-affecting) | Init +9 | Perc +16 | judgement: 4/4 | bane: 8/10

    Yushua steps up and continues to assault the hag near him that has a hold of Cleaver. "In the name of the Dawnflower, submit and repent!" the Qadiran calls out.

    +1 Keen Merciful Adamantine Scimitar Power Attack
    [dice="Redemption" attack 1]1d20 + 12 - 2[/dice]
    nonlethal damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 6 + (3) + 4 = 15

    [dice="Redemption" attack 2]1d20 + 7 - 2[/dice]
    nonlethal damage: 1d6 + 6 + 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 6 + (3) + 4 = 17

    Enforcer:
    Intimidate to demoralize: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 13 = 27
    If successful, shaken for number of rounds equal to damage dealt. If critical, frightened for 1 round and then shaken for number of rounds equal to damage dealt.

    Sovereign Court

    Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

    Round 3, Grappled, Blessed, Rage 3/15

    Varg will again attempt to escape the grapple.

    CMB: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30

    If successful, he will five foot step away as his move action.

    Dark Archive

    Primal Fire Sorceress 5 (HP 50/37) | AC 13 (16 MA) Touch 12 FF 11 | Saves F +5 R +4 W +5

    Chelsea moves away from the fog and cups her hands to let out a soundless yell at the creature on Varg.
    Ear Piercing Scream 3d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 3) = 7 (DC:17)
    SR 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Minipost!

    Chelsea fails to break SR, the Tribune cried to Shenlyn about how everything going wrong at once, Luisila delays for Omrax, Yusha connects with one hit (and I need to double check her DC; she actually has Sense Motive, weirdly enough, and Varg escapes the woman's grasp!

    North Hag
    Desmond & friend
    South Hag

    Chelsea, Omrax, Tribune, Luisila, Baz, Yusha, Varg

    Grand Lodge

    Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 29, T 18, F 24 | CMB +13, CMD 30 (31 grapple) | F +23, R +19, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +27, SM +6 | Speed 30 ft | 7/7 Channels | 8/8 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none

    Luisila tries to goad the hags into attacking her. “Hey, Sweet Hearts. Nice look! Oh yeah, AR 1985 messaged. They want their dresses back.”

    Luisila draws her Smine as she moves 10’ to the south and channels.

    Channel Heal: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 6) = 9

    If Varg and Yashua are where I think they are. My channel should affect everyone EXCEPT Yashua and the north hag.

    Nice move, Yashua.

    The Exchange

    Yushua Male (totally not a) Dhampir Inquisitor of Sarenrae 10 | HP 83/83 | AC 22 T 14 FF 19 | DR 10/adam 100 pnts | CMD 25 | 25% light fortification | Fort +11 Ref +10 Will +11 (+2 disease, mind-affecting) | Init +9 | Perc +16 | judgement: 4/4 | bane: 8/10

    Which is good after I made you sign that contract, haha. Although because you can't heal and hurt with channels at the same time, it wouldn't do anything to me but nonetheless there is a contract to be upheld!

    Silver Crusade

    AC25/Touch14/Flat23/CMD25||HP68[68]|Fort:+9;Ref:+6;Will:+12|Percept.+17|SenMot. +21|Init.+7 Teifling Inquisitor 9

    Baz steps over to the hag and swings his scimitar. [b"]I did not think that had any special defenses Lady Luisila, but it appears that weapons that pierce or slash are not having full effect up the creature"[/b]

    Baz glances back at the fog. "Sir Omrax, are you ok? Do you require assistance?"

    Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
    Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

    Silver Crusade

    Male Half Elf -Paladin 14 AC31/T14 /F30/CMD28| Hp 144/144 | Fort:+23;Ref:+16;Will+19(27) |Percept.+10 | Init.+3. { }

    Omrax steps up to the growing purple woman.

    "You fiend, you shall meet justice. Baz, I am uninjured, but this witch may not be."

    If I missed any attacks on Omrax, let me know but assuming he is ok and not grappled.

    +1 longsword, pa, smite: 1d20 + 10 - 2 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 10 - 2 + 5 = 24 damage : 1d8 + 4 + 4 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 4 + 5 = 18 ignore DR. 1d100 ⇒ 32 miss 1-20

    AC 31.


    Male Bear Burglar 1

  • Chelsea tries to shout a silent scream, but the monster lady resists the spell!
    ---
  • The Tribune continues to blubber, delaying forever!
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  • Baz steps up to the hag while it has Varg in her grasp, though her thick skin prevents any meaningful cuts!
    ---
  • Yushua also tries to cut twice, though fails to connect the second time! She does not seem more shaken than from when Baz performed his spell!
    ---
  • Varg successfully breaks and steps back!
    ---
  • Luisila channels, given the info on the southern creature's status!
    ---
  • Omrax swings at the misty creature and connects!
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  • The very threatened hag looks at Baz with ire. "You! No more making fun of me!" She then directs her attacks at Baz!
    Bite(Shaken, Dazzled): 1d20 + 13 - 2 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 13 - 2 - 1 = 201d6 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
    Claw 1(Shaken, Dazzled): 1d20 + 13 - 2 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 13 - 2 - 1 = 191d6 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
    Claw 2 and grab if hit(Shaken, Dazzled): 1d20 + 13 - 2 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 13 - 2 - 1 = 131d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 111d20 + 19 - 3 ⇒ (11) + 19 - 3 = 27

    Rend, if both claws hit: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 1) + 10 = 16
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    North Hag
    Desmond & friend are up!
    South Hag
    Chelsea, Omrax, Luisila, Baz, Yusha, Varg

    DMTIME:
    North 46 + 15 - 2 = 59 hp | 2/4 dazzle rounds, shaken
    South 27 - 9 + 18 = 36 hp, shaken

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