EM - [PFS] The King Is Dead Boring (Inactive)

Game Master Evil Minion

A series of 6 PFS scenarios... all set within the glorious nation of Taldor.

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You don't need to pull apart the dam (which would be a major undertaking in its own right) ... its open on the sides, you can walk by it =)

Silver Crusade

LG Half Orc HP: 38/38 | F +7 R +4 W +6 | AC 17 (21) FF 16 (20) T 12 (16) CMB +7 CMD 19 | Bonded Senses 8/8 Bonded Manifestation 8/8 Per: +0 SM: +0 Init: +5
Zarisha Stats:
HP: 26/26 AC 19 T: 13 FF: 16 | F + 5 R + 4 W + 4 | CMB +5 CMD 18 | Per +7 SM 0 Init + 3

Londo puts away the crowbar sheepishly when this is pointed out and then quietly leads the way...

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

"Hello? Who goes there? If you do not mean us harm, neither do we. Are you here by choice, friends?"-Fifi adds curiously, noting that surprise is out of the table as the individuals saw them first. She takes a few steps into the room, but does not take the 15 foot drop.


Don't step in just yet Fifi... was in the middle of working on an update, but got called away, then had to go home for some plumbing stuff. So am a bit behind =)

Will get to it honest!

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

No problem. Hope the plumbing stuff is not very problematic!
Last time I heard of plumbing issues my Venture Officer got his whole house flooded.

Scarab Sages

Male N Kitsune (always in human form) from the Forest of Spirits in north-eastern Tian Xia | Exploiter Wizard 9 | HP 84/84 + 0/0temp HP| Baahuush Familiar 42/42 HP | AC 17 T 13 FF 14 | CMB +1, CMD 16 | F: +16, R: +15, W: +14 & +1 vs. spells/spell-like ab./poison | Init: +5 | Perc: +16, Dipl: +19, Bluff: +19, SM: +5 | Lesser Rods: Extend 3/3, Piercing 3/3, Intensified 3/3 | Folio Reroll 1/1 | Chaldira Reroll 1/1 | Arcane Reservoir 5/7 | Speed 30ft | Resistances: Elec. 3, Acid 3, Fire 2, Cold 1 | Active c.: Height awareness, heroism,

I hope that is not happening at your house GM!

Kioshi is right behind Londo.

Through the message spell he says. "Could Zarisha go and take a peak?"

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

"...now as for the surname 'Greenbottle' I would presume that dates back to the early Mendevian crusader division known for carrying green canteens to allow them to remain hydrated without disrupting their camouflage? I may be leaping to a far off conclusion but... oh... that's another Derro? Grmph..."

Perception: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

Real talk I haven't labeled Marcus' etiquette as coming on to / flirting with Fifi. If that's what's actually happening, I guess it pays off to roleplay a character that's as dense as you are in real life.


As you approach the blockage, you can easily get a glimpse into the open area beyond. The pile of debris used to create the dam is quite impressive, almost coming all the way up to the level of the walkways themselves. But you clear it all on the upper sections, and can easily enter the area beyond on either side of the obstruction. The far side was indeed one of the many catch basins that are part of the sewer system, but with the flow of water blocked, this basin has drained dry, leaving a large open area on the other side.

The floors there are dry, and appear to have been cleaned... the entire area now making for a fair sized room around thirty feet on a side, with the walkway circling the outside edge like a balcony fifteen feet above the bottom. There were probably once ladders inset along the edges, but you see only metal rivets and braces where they once were, all of them now removed. On the floor, on the dry side of the dam, a huge chalk drawing of a rat about to pounce has been sketched, much like the one you saw below the cooper's warehouse a few weeks earlier. The symbol of the Groetus worshiping Cult of Nature's Cataclysm.

In the back corner, two scruffy-looking men stand at the ready, wearing light armor, staves in hand. They do not approach though, or move to cut you off, both of them standing fast over a sewer grate set in the floor.

"Leave the way you come." One of them yells, with a snarl. "And perhaps yer doom will come later!"

"Though it'll still come!" The other adds menacingly.

Neither man approaches, looking like they're guarding the grate.

As mentioned, it is a 15' drop from the walkway to the bottom of the catch basin. The ladders have all been removed, though you see a long ladder laying on the floor by the wall behind them that is probably used to access the upper area now.

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

"Hello there, brothers! It seems you are not off of your minds, like your superiors were back there."-Fifi says assuming the two men are of a lower rank than the two clerics they fought.

"We mean you no harm, as long as you cooperate. The two clerics have been taken care of, and helping in this investigation could earn you your freedom! What say you, then? Cooperate and live to fight another day, or try and pick a fight outnumbered 3 to 1, and with us on the high ground?"-the paladin says without drawing her weapon, her arms held up as if about to hug them.

Paizo Employee

Female Halfling Celestial Sorcerer 4 | HP: 26/26 | AC 14 (T14, FF 12) | CMB: +1 CMD: 13 | F:+4 R:+5 W:+7 (+2 vs. enchantments and fear, +1 vs evil outsiders spells/ spell-like, +5 vs. cold weather) | Init +2 | Perc +3, SM +1, Social +4, Spellcraft +7, UMD +9 | Speed 20 ft. | Spells: 1st: 7/7, 2nd: 4/4 | Heavenly Fire: 7/7, Bond Breaker: 1/1, Celestial Traveler: 1/1, Dragonkiller: 1/1, Orator: 1/1 | Active Conditions: None

As Fifi speaks, Midge steps into the room and draws her wand of magic missile in her off hand.

Moved myself in, but she'd still let Londo lead the way, so I shuffled Londo up a smidge too (Apologies if you didn't want to get any closer, Londo!)


"If you figure you need those numbers ta win, then bring 'em lady." The one on the left shouts. "We win either way."

"Lady?" The other adds, with a sneer. "Look at her. She should go back to walkin' the streets, instead'a the sewers."

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

Fifi pouts at the enemies' stubbornness, but her pity quickly turns to anger once she is insulted. Her hair igniting and growing, she tries to keep her cool with a few deep breaths.

Calmer now, she adds-"Perhaps a demonstration of our advantage should be made"-motioning Midge and Kioshi to pepper them with a shot of their ranged attacks each, to see how the men react.

Moved myself to make room for Kioshi sniping.
Really curious to see where this could lead. If they don't have any ranged weapons, not sure how they'll react.

Scarab Sages

Male N Kitsune (always in human form) from the Forest of Spirits in north-eastern Tian Xia | Exploiter Wizard 9 | HP 84/84 + 0/0temp HP| Baahuush Familiar 42/42 HP | AC 17 T 13 FF 14 | CMB +1, CMD 16 | F: +16, R: +15, W: +14 & +1 vs. spells/spell-like ab./poison | Init: +5 | Perc: +16, Dipl: +19, Bluff: +19, SM: +5 | Lesser Rods: Extend 3/3, Piercing 3/3, Intensified 3/3 | Folio Reroll 1/1 | Chaldira Reroll 1/1 | Arcane Reservoir 5/7 | Speed 30ft | Resistances: Elec. 3, Acid 3, Fire 2, Cold 1 | Active c.: Height awareness, heroism,

Baahuush casts ‘guidance’ on Kioshi.

Kioshi nods at Fifi, retrieves acid as a focus, and casts acid splash on the orange thug.

Acid splash vs. touch,cover , guidance : 1d20 + 4 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 4 - 4 + 1 = 11

Acid damage : 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

Marcus seems shocked by the sudden escalation but attempts to cover for it with bluster. "Does that seen like oblivion to you or just the slow grind of a river etching its way through stone to forge a new path? Cast aside your sigils and blades... Reconsider your stance... Or be ground down until you are utterly useless and cast aside to watch how this story ends from the sidelines... There will be no oblivion, just futility."

Intimidate: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

Paizo Employee

Female Halfling Celestial Sorcerer 4 | HP: 26/26 | AC 14 (T14, FF 12) | CMB: +1 CMD: 13 | F:+4 R:+5 W:+7 (+2 vs. enchantments and fear, +1 vs evil outsiders spells/ spell-like, +5 vs. cold weather) | Init +2 | Perc +3, SM +1, Social +4, Spellcraft +7, UMD +9 | Speed 20 ft. | Spells: 1st: 7/7, 2nd: 4/4 | Heavenly Fire: 7/7, Bond Breaker: 1/1, Celestial Traveler: 1/1, Dragonkiller: 1/1, Orator: 1/1 | Active Conditions: None

Midge fires off a magic missile blast at the pink thug.

Force Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

"Surrender! And tell us your plans while you're at it!"

Intimidate: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Silver Crusade

LG Half Orc HP: 38/38 | F +7 R +4 W +6 | AC 17 (21) FF 16 (20) T 12 (16) CMB +7 CMD 19 | Bonded Senses 8/8 Bonded Manifestation 8/8 Per: +0 SM: +0 Init: +5
Zarisha Stats:
HP: 26/26 AC 19 T: 13 FF: 16 | F + 5 R + 4 W + 4 | CMB +5 CMD 18 | Per +7 SM 0 Init + 3

We are here for the kidnapping victims. Where is Masym! What do you plan to do with him! Plenty have crossed us before and none have lived to tell of it. Don't worry about Fifi. Worry aboot ME! I am an old old man and yet....somehow I defeated all your other cultists... wonder how that happened.

Londo brandishes his great axe threateningly like he had to far too many times in his "middle years" between the Crusades and the Present. Before meeting Zarisha and changing his life. He gives a wink back to Zarisha.

Zarisha comes forward wailing in misery

Intimidate Aid: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

This is the fate of those who oppose us. Surrender.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25


Whoever designed this encounter, really didn't think it through too well =)

Fifi will feel a little guilty, at encouraging the others to fire at the two men below, who have done nothing yet, beyond comment on her poor clothing choices. Her prayer from earlier sounding a little hollow in her ears now.

Kioshi and Midge don't seem to have any problems with it though, as the first lobs down a ball of acid and the later uses her wand once again to fire a small force missile. With a curse, the man on the left ducks under Kioshi's acid, as it splashes harmlessly on the stone wall behind him... but the second man can't avoid Midge's missile, which tracks him even as he dodges, striking solidly.

Both of them snarl, not at all nonplussed by their positional disadvantage.

"They look like harlots and nancy boys, and apparently fight like 'em too!" He calls back, with a sneer at Marcus' words.

Londo, Zarisha is manifested, so you don't get the skill focus bonus (ie: just at a +13, methinks)

"And look, they brought their grandma and grandpa, too!" One calls, though looks at his partner a little nervously.

"Probably earns more'n the tart in the skirt." The other observes. "Though I think gramma's a bit past her expiration date."

Neither one stands down though.

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

Marcus mutters at his allies. Well, they're still talking and not attacking... Hold your fire... Check for traps and I'll see about negotiating passage...

Silver Crusade

LG Half Orc HP: 38/38 | F +7 R +4 W +6 | AC 17 (21) FF 16 (20) T 12 (16) CMB +7 CMD 19 | Bonded Senses 8/8 Bonded Manifestation 8/8 Per: +0 SM: +0 Init: +5
Zarisha Stats:
HP: 26/26 AC 19 T: 13 FF: 16 | F + 5 R + 4 W + 4 | CMB +5 CMD 18 | Per +7 SM 0 Init + 3

Londo steps closer Then let it not be said that we did not give you a chance at redemption. Londo begins circling around and brandished his axe once more.

Be gone he projects the horrors of age on the nearer cocky cultist infecting his mind with fear.

cause fear, DC 16


GM Screen:
Will: 1d20 ⇒ 20

Calling on the last reserves of his psychic magic, Londo tries to fill the nearer man's thoughts with fear... though the man just sneers at Londo, clearly not giving in to such thoughts.

Londo, that was your last spell for the day!

"Probably what the old lady tells you ever night." The other man calls back.

"Clearly overcompensatin' with the axe." The other adds, as he shakes the last of Londo's mental assault away.

What, the scenario puts them 15 down in a hole, and gives them no ranged attacks... so we're tossin' insults! I should have gave them french accents and did a whole Monty Python bit!

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

Yes, sorry. Curiosity got the better of me! Looking back at it, my actions were more Lawful than Good. (punishing someone for obstructing justice).
I was really curious about whether or not they could retaliate.

Before proceeding, Fifi tries one more plea-"Friends, we will extend our generosity one last time, but we cannot promise your well-being after that. If you surrender and cooperate, we'll forget your insults."

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19
19 probably won't be enough since we already attacked them.

If Diplomacy fails:
Fifi decides it's best not to pepper the men with attacks until they fall down, but rather give them their rights to a fair fight. He asks Marcus and Londo whether or not they're in for the scuffle, but she's up to it.


I wouldn't even say lawful.

"I think she's saying you might need to get our shots after you lay with her." One says to the other, in a stage whisper.

"Me?" The other retorts, feigning shock. "I think I'd rather the dead one."

Since you initiated hostilities, and went down the intimidation path... Fifi's diplomatic efforts will be for naught.

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

We failed miserably, but at least we tried! ;)
"The way I see it, negotiation is out of the picture. I suggest me, Marcus and Londo go down and give them an honorable fight, let them battle for what they believe in."

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

I would have preferred to open with diplomacy, but by the time I woke up people had already started shooting. Frankly I'd consider this approach Chaotic Evil.

Marcus shakes his head. "I had thought better of you to skip straight to open hostilities, but I backed your actions with my words since it seemed it was all that could be done with the given situation. If you don't have the stomach to see your threats through, you should not make them."

He readies his bow and maintains his position and shouts down. "If you prefer a duel of words I am happy to oblige. If you are willing to negotiate terms of a cease in hostilities, I am adept at management of such discussions. You are quite clearly in a very disadvantageous position. I have a bow and you are at the bottom of a pit. I will have you know that I have no love of needlessly spilled blood, so while I will of course endevour to complete the mission I have been assigned, thus far it appears to require confrontation with you. Thus far you have been willing to trade insults rather than blows. That is a good start. I might even add that many of them did make creative use of wordplay, inference, and theatrics, and while my fr..." He mulls over the word 'friends' and reconsiders. "...compatriots may not appreciate the allegations contained, I most certainly appreciated the delivery. If you would be willing to name your terms for right of passage, we can begin the process."

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 9 + 2 = 24


"Go away. How's them for terms?" One growls. "You and your walkin' brothel can piss off."

"Look at his clothes. Looks like one of them poncy nobles." The other adds. "Probably gonna have the vapors at the first sign of blood, anyway."

Marcus' words do little to diffuse the situation, as both men seem determined to stand their ground, no matter what.

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

Very well.

Marcus obliges and prepares to urinate over the edge.


Well, that's just rude! =)

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

They said piss off...


Ha! True!
Wish they'd given them a ranged option!

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

"So what do we do, Marcus? Pepper them from afar and move on, or give them a fair fight? I'd prefer if we gave them a fair fight, but I won't impose my ethics on the group."-Fifi says brandishing her scimitar.

Unsure of what to do as this point...

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

Ranged Touch Attack, Probably 2nd range increment or something: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 6 - 4 = 13

Marcus finishes his business, then buttons up his pants. "I have done as you directed, may we now pass?"

Paizo Employee

Female Halfling Celestial Sorcerer 4 | HP: 26/26 | AC 14 (T14, FF 12) | CMB: +1 CMD: 13 | F:+4 R:+5 W:+7 (+2 vs. enchantments and fear, +1 vs evil outsiders spells/ spell-like, +5 vs. cold weather) | Init +2 | Perc +3, SM +1, Social +4, Spellcraft +7, UMD +9 | Speed 20 ft. | Spells: 1st: 7/7, 2nd: 4/4 | Heavenly Fire: 7/7, Bond Breaker: 1/1, Celestial Traveler: 1/1, Dragonkiller: 1/1, Orator: 1/1 | Active Conditions: None

Chaotic evil? I disagree wholeheartedly with that statement.

"Why are we even talking to these guys? They worship an evil god that wants to bring the end times, they're hanging out with slavers, and whatever's in that hole they don't want us to find. CLEARLY they're bad news." Midge shakes her head in disgust at her comrades and shoots a magic missile at each of the bad guys.

Force Damage (enemy 1): 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Force Damage (enemy 2): 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"What's in the pit?"

For the record, Midge has every intention of shooting these evil cultist slavers into unconsciousness. If they don't want to climb up to her, all the better. She'll stabilize them later.


Marcus' stream barely misses one of the men as he jumps aside swearing.

"If it weren't so small, maybe you'd have better aim." He snarls.

"If it weren't so small, he'd have better things to do with it" The other responds.

Neither bothers answering Marcus, he already knows their answer.

Silver Crusade

LG Half Orc HP: 38/38 | F +7 R +4 W +6 | AC 17 (21) FF 16 (20) T 12 (16) CMB +7 CMD 19 | Bonded Senses 8/8 Bonded Manifestation 8/8 Per: +0 SM: +0 Init: +5
Zarisha Stats:
HP: 26/26 AC 19 T: 13 FF: 16 | F + 5 R + 4 W + 4 | CMB +5 CMD 18 | Per +7 SM 0 Init + 3

Londo finally has had enough of this and pulls his javelin.

Do you really want this? Our friend Masym is down there. Even if we werent trying to solve all of these murders we would be determined. You can't be paid enough to die like this.

Javelin: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 81d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

The next one won't miss!

Paizo Employee

Female Halfling Celestial Sorcerer 4 | HP: 26/26 | AC 14 (T14, FF 12) | CMB: +1 CMD: 13 | F:+4 R:+5 W:+7 (+2 vs. enchantments and fear, +1 vs evil outsiders spells/ spell-like, +5 vs. cold weather) | Init +2 | Perc +3, SM +1, Social +4, Spellcraft +7, UMD +9 | Speed 20 ft. | Spells: 1st: 7/7, 2nd: 4/4 | Heavenly Fire: 7/7, Bond Breaker: 1/1, Celestial Traveler: 1/1, Dragonkiller: 1/1, Orator: 1/1 | Active Conditions: None

@ GM: I assume my post went up while you were typing so you missed my post. FYI: I shot them!

Midge brandishes her wand. "I can keep shooting all day, pal."

Scarab Sages

Male N Kitsune (always in human form) from the Forest of Spirits in north-eastern Tian Xia | Exploiter Wizard 9 | HP 84/84 + 0/0temp HP| Baahuush Familiar 42/42 HP | AC 17 T 13 FF 14 | CMB +1, CMD 16 | F: +16, R: +15, W: +14 & +1 vs. spells/spell-like ab./poison | Init: +5 | Perc: +16, Dipl: +19, Bluff: +19, SM: +5 | Lesser Rods: Extend 3/3, Piercing 3/3, Intensified 3/3 | Folio Reroll 1/1 | Chaldira Reroll 1/1 | Arcane Reservoir 5/7 | Speed 30ft | Resistances: Elec. 3, Acid 3, Fire 2, Cold 1 | Active c.: Height awareness, heroism,

Kioshi is kind of uncertain what to do.

Not wanting to be morally questioned by Marcus and seeing Fifi holding back makes him question his typical reaction pattern.

"I ... I am not sure if attacking them is right!? he says to no one in particular.

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

Marcus raises an eyebrow. "Really? You're asking that now?"

He draws an arrow, scrapes the arrowhead across the stonework until it blunts, then draws and fires it at the nearest guard. "Well, you should be more careful how you phrase your responses. Anyhow, this may take a while, and I certainly will not be handing out free passes to oblivion, so if at any time during this process you wish you change your minds about negotiated passage, let me know."

Trying to make improvised blunt arrows, and shoot them. Over and over. And over. Will stop when they are unconscious or yield.


Ha, ya, I totally missed that Midge! =)
And Marcus, scrapping it on the stone for a second, won't make it any less lethal fired from a bow.

GM screen:
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20, 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Londo's javelin strikes the side of the catch basin, chipping the rock, but not coming anywhere near the two men below. Even as Midge sends another magic missile their way, one of them looks over at the other, who nods, then goes and picks the javelin up. With a heave, he hurls it back at Londo on the ledge above, the shaft piercing his armor with ease. (5 damage to Londo), getting another blast from Midge for his trouble.

"Hey, he was right, it didn't miss!" He retorts.

"You cowards got any more?" The other yells.

As the Pathfinders prove they are little better than the bullies and ruffians many claim at times, the two men below, who really have no way to defend themselves, are easily dispatched. They eventually fall from the continued volley of attacks bravely fired their way from the safety of the ledge above.

Not once do they even try to surrender.

Shrug, not much they can do. At least Londo lent them a javelin =)
Midge, I'm going to get you to burn a few charges on your wand though.

Paizo Employee

Female Halfling Celestial Sorcerer 4 | HP: 26/26 | AC 14 (T14, FF 12) | CMB: +1 CMD: 13 | F:+4 R:+5 W:+7 (+2 vs. enchantments and fear, +1 vs evil outsiders spells/ spell-like, +5 vs. cold weather) | Init +2 | Perc +3, SM +1, Social +4, Spellcraft +7, UMD +9 | Speed 20 ft. | Spells: 1st: 7/7, 2nd: 4/4 | Heavenly Fire: 7/7, Bond Breaker: 1/1, Celestial Traveler: 1/1, Dragonkiller: 1/1, Orator: 1/1 | Active Conditions: None

Of course! How many extra do you want her to spend? Four? Six?

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

Marcus chuckles at the retort... despite it being a the party's expense.

Was trying to snap off and/or blunt the arrowhead to effectively make improvised versions of these which allow you to fire nonlethally with the usual -4 penalty. Also, arrows that miss have a chance of being salvaged, so I'd assume they'd be hurled back as improvised projectiles at some point.

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

Fifi closes her eyes as she utters a brief prayer-"May the law of Taldor be just upon the crimes of these vagrants, and may their time behind bars serve to teach them not to protect criminals. May their lives take a turn towards the better. "

With the men taken care of, Fifi takes out a rope and rendezvous with the rest of the group, so that Marcus and Londo would help the rest of the party not land poorly.

So Marcus and Londo hold the rope. Midge, me and Kioshi go down. Then Londo goes down and finally Marcus (the best at landing in the party)

If the climb down proves to be successful, Fifi will use the same rope to tie up the two men together.

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

Marcus doesn't waste any time, and as soon as the last thug falls to the ground, hops down below (taking 10) to do what he can to make sure they don't die.

Heal Attempts: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (20) - 1 = 191d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 61d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 111d20 - 1 ⇒ (15) - 1 = 14 Add more if needed.


GM Screen:
1d20 ⇒ 14, 2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5
2d4 ⇒ (1, 4) = 5
2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6
2d4 ⇒ (4, 2) = 6

Marcus doesn't get that far, as soon as he gets near them, suddenly there is an arcane glow around the sewer grate, and a greenish missile of arcane energy streaks towards him. It strikes him square in the chest, and immediately starts to burn through cloth and exposed skin alike!

(The acid starts to burn, doing 5 points of damage, before Marcus even gets to the men on the floor... and continues to eat away at his skin, doing another 17 over the next few rounds, before it finally runs its course. (22 total)

Sovereign Court

Male Kitsune Barbarian 6 | N | HP 20/59-6, AC 19 (-2 while raging, +1 while next to 2 foes), T 12, FF 17 | F: +8-1, R: +5, W: 2 | CMD 20 (24 vs Dirty Trick) | Perc -1 | Init +2 | Rage 16/16

Marcus will curse but continue his work to stabilize them.


Fifi, though the ladders have been torn down, there are enough brackets and the like remaining that you'd have things to tie a rope to.

Silver Crusade

”Fifi” Female LG Ifrit Sacred Servant of Sarenrae 6 | HP 52/52 | AC 22 T 12 FF 20 | CMB +9, CMD 21 | F +12, R +9, W +12 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +0 | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | Character Portrait

Fifi will hope with all of her strength that her hemp rope will be able to hold her weight, so she ties the rope to the brackets and goes down by herself. She waits for everyone to come back using the rope and then use it to tie the vagrants.


GM Screen:
3d20 ⇒ (3, 17, 18) = 38

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Marcus ignores the acid burning painfully on his skin, vaguely defined feelings of guilt forcing him to push them aside to check on the two men laying in the corner. He will be able to stabilize one... but has no luck on the other, first aid well outside his typical area of expertise. Luckily, that man seems to stabilize on his own.

Up on the walkway, Fifi is able to tie off her rope to one of the broken ladder brackets. Though rusty, and twisted beyond repair, the brackets remain solid enough to allow her to lower herself down.

Of course, it's never that simple... as she moves over to secure the two men, the same magical force forms around the grate, and another missile fires at her. She proves a little quicker on her reaction time then Marcus, and manages to duck, as it sizzles by overhead, striking the far side of the catch basin, and leaving rivulets of acid streaking down the stone there.

Whatever it is, it did not appear to end with Marcus!

Silver Crusade

LG Half Orc HP: 38/38 | F +7 R +4 W +6 | AC 17 (21) FF 16 (20) T 12 (16) CMB +7 CMD 19 | Bonded Senses 8/8 Bonded Manifestation 8/8 Per: +0 SM: +0 Init: +5
Zarisha Stats:
HP: 26/26 AC 19 T: 13 FF: 16 | F + 5 R + 4 W + 4 | CMB +5 CMD 18 | Per +7 SM 0 Init + 3

Londo slowly brings himself to the edge Can we break that thing or something?

He lowers himself to the floor slowly trying to hide his body away from the insidious door.


Londo can climb down without issue, whatever is causing the acidic projectiles apparently not caring, as long he stays away from the corner.

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