Larry Lichman Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games |
drunken_nomad |
Ok.
Just because its underused but overrepresented in alternative rock songs, Im going with a:
d12
1 A Trapper
2 A Keeper
3 A Trapper Keeper (tm)
4-5 A Mimic disguised as a mimic
6-7 A half-elemental, half golem bard (5th level)
8-9 A Nixie, a pixie, and a large shoe (1-6=normal/7-12=a Mimic)
10 NPC party
11 A cave-in
12 Kostchtchie and an Astral Deva playing chess
Kirth Gersen |
Hearkening to an old trip to the Brox Zoo,
d% (Encounter)
01-65 Obnoxious schoolchildren
66-80 1d3 elderly Hassidim, attended by 1d4+1 cold-eyed Israeli-looking youths.
The Hassidim are armed with Talmudic knowledge only; the youths carry UZIs.
81-95 1d4+1 armed Palestinians.
96-00 Both 66-80 and 81-95, approaching from opposite directions.
veector |
Hearkening to an old trip to the Brox Zoo,
d% (Encounter)
01-65 Obnoxious schoolchildren
66-80 1d3 elderly Hassidim, attended by 1d4+1 cold-eyed Israeli-looking youths.
The Hassidim are armed with Talmudic knowledge only; the youths carry UZIs.
81-95 1d4+1 armed Palestinians.
96-00 Both 66-80 and 81-95, approaching from opposite directions.
Um... not much fantasy there.
Cuchulainn |
D10
1.) An entire 'ling' (rather than only half)
2.) An elvish impersonator
3.) A devil with a blue dress on
4.) A grassy gnoll
5.) A 'dorc' (dwarf-orc crossbreed)
6.) A swarm of kittens
7.) A gnome who refers to himself as 'tripod'
8.) A gibbering mouther with a lisp
9.) A nervous-looking henchman in a red tunic
10.) A vampire bard in women's lingerie accompanied by 2 female vampire spawn, a hunchback, and a flesh golem in a gold speedo.
veector |
D10
1.) An entire 'ling' (rather than only half)
2.) An elvish impersonator
3.) A devil with a blue dress on
4.) A grassy gnoll
5.) A 'dorc' (dwarf-orc crossbreed)
6.) A swarm of kittens
7.) A gnome who refers to himself as 'tripod'
8.) A gibbering mouther with a lisp
9.) A nervous-looking henchman in a red tunic
10.) A vampire bard in women's lingerie accompanied by 2 female vampire spawn, a hunchback, and a flesh golem in a gold speedo.
You, sir, are very funny. :)
veector |
veector wrote:Can Bards become liches?According to the d20SRD:
d20SRD.com wrote:Each lich must make its own phylactery, which requires the Craft Wondrous Item feat. The character must be able to cast spells and have a caster level of 11th or higher.So I guess the answer is yes.
THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick Curtin |
How about a Paizo.com Encounter Table? Hmm, I'll do the old skool 1d8+1d12:
2: A fire gensai troll named Frank
3: A Hero-playing werepoodle
4. A gaggle of post lurkers
5. A murder of Smurfs
6. A frumious Archivore
7. A gelatinous shake
8. A Mountain Dew elemental
9. A family member with a chore list
10. A gaggle of Grognards
11. A pod of 4venturers
12. A large poo-flingling monkey
13. A Werewoof
14. A rules lawyer
15. A school of Snarks
16. A scantily-clad female cliche
17. An overworked employee
18. A passel of pontificators
19. A Malevolency of trolls
20. The Hasbrosque (it's eaten everything! RUN!)