City of Golden Death (Inactive)

Game Master Stetrix

Ha!! I told him to go and he went! Did you see that!!! By all that is blessed, I have found my secret power!! Call me Fernleaf Wavescreamer from now on. Did you see how he ran away from me!! I think the menacing finger patterns made me look extra fierce. And I pitched my voice just...so. I expect that all water elementals will soon hear of my fierceness and trouble us no further. If we get to our destination with no more encounters with water elementals, we'll know I am correct and that my renown has spread throughout the vast seas. I bet I am the first Halfling to ever talk down a water elemental. Perhaps uncle Ulrich might know...

If possible, I want to climb onto the top of the cabin (the top deck??) and stand, hands on hips; feet askance, feeling the wind through my hair, the bracing feel of mist on my face... Titanic?

Fernleaf did a total of zero damage the entire combat, of course. And I really do need to get better weapons.

GMStuff N2: 1d100 ⇒ 681d100 ⇒ 901d3 ⇒ 3
GMStuff D3a: 1d100 ⇒ 131d100 ⇒ 861d3 ⇒ 3

The rest of the day and night goes by without incident. Everyone has all their spells back.

The following day Giant Constrictor Snakes!: 1d4 ⇒ 2 slither aboard! These are like Anacondas...large sized

Anaba Initiative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Buchart Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Cela Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Fernleaf Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Rolande Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Sekkim Initiative: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Crew Initiative: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Giant Snakes Initiative: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24

The crew shout out the alarm and move away from the dangerous animals.
The snakes attack!

Bite: 1d4 ⇒ 21d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 201d8 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13 Buchart
Bite: 1d3 ⇒ 31d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 241d8 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13 Anaba is not grappled
grapple: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31 is grappled as the snake coils around him.
grapple: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13

Rolande
Sekkimm
Buchart -13 + grappled (action or full round action to try and break free)
Cela
Fernleaf
Anaba -13
Crew
Snakes

Thanks for the roll! I am back now. Slight headache, but the EGD went well. Ready to kick some water elemental butt! Do water elementals have butts?

Sorry. That was me, ANABA, posting as Rolande. I swear, we should probably get married or something considering how much we are in each other's heads. LOL!

Sekkim, if you can hit me with an ENLARGE spell, I think I can defeat these creatures much more quickly! Snakes! Prepare to taste my STEEL!

I am going to range attack these snakes and step 5' in from of Rolande. With both hands, I grab my bastard sword and go after one of the snakes.

Rage Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 161d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Standing still.
Firing with grit point
Pistol: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

Damage: Pistol + Up Close and Deadly: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 101d6 ⇒ 2
Rapid shot: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 271d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Rolande are you firing at the snake coiled around Buchart or the other one?

Also Anaba FYI raging two handed you are +10 to hit and +16 damage! I'll add that in.

The one around Buchart of course!

C'mon ya p*ssie's, I told ya no change for that cheese sandwich!

Rolande hits the Snake on Buchart for 15!

Sekkim is up!
Buchart -13 + grappled (action or full round action to try and break free)
Cela
Fernleaf
Anaba -13
Crew
Snake on Buchart -15
Snake 2
Rolande

AFK until I get home shortly.

C'mon ya p*ssie's, I told ya no change for that cheese sandwich!

Thank you, BW! Had a rotten day at work and that brought me back from my funk!!! SOFL (slithering on the floor laughing)!

can the snake aoo me while grappling? What's their reach?

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Sure Tom, Cap'n Dave was quite specific. Where's the GM?

yes once coiled around a victim...they can still strike out. 5' reach

the GM was napping :)

Kick his ass Sekkim!

Upon my initiative,

Hmmmmurph! Glorsdnob! Hmmvif!

Which is constricted Magus for,

Pool Strike, Frost: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 6) = 9

I hope snakes loathe cold! 1 pool point spent.

Why is it always snakes?!

Melee Buchart's snake.

Falchion with flank from Ivy: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
damage: 2d4 + 3 ⇒ (2, 1) + 3 = 6

On my initiative I will attack the snake that's not coiled around Buchart.

Rage Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 271d10 + 16 ⇒ (6) + 16 = 22

On my next initiative I will expend second grit point.
pistol: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20
up close and deadly: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 41d6 ⇒ 2
pistol: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19
rapid fire: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

AFK until tomorrow

Forgot to roll the Pool Strike just in case it crits, but I assume it would be hard to miss a touch attack when constricted.

touch: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

looks like my initiative...

Fahari

on closest snake

Claw 1: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 claw1damgae: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Claw 2: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14 claw2damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
rake: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15 rakedamage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Bite: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13 bitedamage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

I will heal Buchart

curelightwounds: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Acrobatics to a flanking position with the closest snake.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27

Then my sneak attack flanking array of snickety snack.

Short Sword Main - sneak: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 2 = 61d4 + 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + (7, 2) + 1 = 14

Short Sword Offhand- sneak: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 2 = 61d4 + 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + (5, 2) + 1 = 9

These seem a great deal like the frogs of yonder days. I am certain they could swallow me whole.

ARE YOU F+~&ING KIDDING ME!!!!!!! TWO F*&#ING NATURAL ONES ON THE SAME ATTACK.... WTF??? WHAT THE F*%&?? F!*#ing f#+$. I CRY FOUL!!! BOO FUCLKING HISS!! F%!# F!~@ F#+@!!! TWO F!+!ING NATURAL ONES ON THE SAME ATTACK!!! F+~&!

My next action, I will just feed myself to the snake.

If I charm one of these I can use
Fernleaf as the food they like... mmmm Hobbit

Sekkimm hits for 6

Buchart sharts for 9

Cela heals Buchart for 10

Fernleaf LOL two nat ones classic!!

Anaba hits for 17

The crew hides

Snake constricts Buchart...you hear bones cracking ...its sounds worse that the chiropractor
Constrict: 1d8 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

The other snake attacks Anaba
Bite: 1d20 + 11 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 11 + 1 = 321d8 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
Grapple: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16 does not...
Confirm crit: 1d20 + 11 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 11 + 1 = 191d8 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12 does not...
Snake sits Anba for 16

Rolande hits for 9

Sekkim is up
Buchart -17 + grappled (action or full round action to try and break free)
Cela
Fernleaf
Anaba -29
Crew
Snake on Buchart -39
Snake on Anaba -17
Rolande

C'mon Sekkim!
I didn't have change for ten!

falchion : 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
damage : 2d4 + 3 ⇒ (1, 1) + 3 = 5

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Are these things not dead yet?

Sekkimm hits for 5 more

Initiative -
Buchart -17 + grappled (action or full round action to try and break free)
Cela
Fernleaf
Anaba -29
Crew
Snake on Buchart -44
Snake on Anaba -17
Rolande
Sekkim

Hmubruvph! Schmenkxx!

Fuclking snake bastage! Crappy day? Booshart will Poo Strike!

touch: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

Poo Strike: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 3) = 5

In true fashion, the roll was crap!

Are these things not dead yet?

58 HP

Cela is AFK this morning working and will return early afternoon. Paul and I are authorized to roll and make decisions in the meantime. Pablo, I am deep in it today, so may be quicker if you ran Cela for the moment. I'd say some healing on Buchart or Anaba fo' sho'. Or Charm Animal.

I shall attack once more. I guess these guys didn't get the message from the Water Elemental. Still considering diving down the snake's gullet.

Short Sword Main - sneak: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 3 + 2 = 231d4 + 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + (6, 8) + 1 = 18

Short Sword Offhand- sneak: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 = 71d4 + 2d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + (6, 3) + 1 = 14

Boo Ya!! I see boots in our immediate future!

Boo Ya!! I see boots in our immediate future!

Snakeskin boots of Striding and Springing. +10 move and +5 on Acrobatics! We'd have to see what other special abilities snakeskin might convey! Stealth?

Buchart does 5

Cela Delay hoping the snake is killed so she to reach Anaba for healing.

Fernleaf stabs if for 18

The snake drops dead and releases Buchart who is noticeably thinner.

Cela commands Fahari to attack the other snake and she moves to heal Anaba
Fahari Bite: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 201d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
CLW: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 Anaba is healed for 11 points

Anaba hits for 22

The snake changes it's mind and flees - Full retreat! (no AOOs) and plops overboard into the water and starts swimming away.

Rolande can get one shot off before it submerges

Rolande
Snake -46 swimming away

Rolande! SHOOT IT IN IT'S GIANT SNAKE ASS!

Cough, cough! I HATE SNAKES!!! Let's skin them and eat them! I hear they taste just like chicken.

Firing on fleeing snake
Pistol: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

Damage:: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Rapid shot: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 191d8 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

Sorry missed the one shot comment, thought it was 1 attack and copy/pasted from my attack notepad. Can I have my rapid shot attack instead of my normal attack? :)

Bet the GM is watching hoops!

Rolande puts a cap in it, but the snake, badly injured dives and gets away. (3200 xps)

GMStuff D4a: 1d100 ⇒ 641d100 ⇒ 451d3 ⇒ 3
GMStuff D4b: 1d100 ⇒ 491d100 ⇒ 821d3 ⇒ 1
GMStuff N4: 1d100 ⇒ 891d100 ⇒ 81d3 ⇒ 3
GMStuff D5a: 1d100 ⇒ 651d100 ⇒ 801d3 ⇒ 2
GMStuff D5b: 1d100 ⇒ 981d100 ⇒ 521d3 ⇒ 2
GMStuff N5: 1d100 ⇒ 571d100 ⇒ 111d3 ⇒ 2
GMStuff D6a: 1d100 ⇒ 111d100 ⇒ 401d3 ⇒ 3

The next few days go by without incident. On the 6th day you pass some debris from a wrecked ship. You are able to avoid getting tangled in the lines and continue on, not entirely sure what the cause was.

GMStuff D6b: 1d100 ⇒ 761d100 ⇒ 551d3 ⇒ 1
GMStuff N6: 1d100 ⇒ 371d100 ⇒ 241d3 ⇒ 3
GMStuff D7a: 1d100 ⇒ 471d100 ⇒ 451d3 ⇒ 1
GMStuff D7b: 1d100 ⇒ 381d100 ⇒ 481d3 ⇒ 3
GMStuff N7: 1d100 ⇒ 511d100 ⇒ 961d3 ⇒ 1
GMStuff D8a: 1d100 ⇒ 551d100 ⇒ 551d3 ⇒ 1
GMStuff D8b: 1d100 ⇒ 511d100 ⇒ 791d3 ⇒ 3

The rest of the journey goes smoothly with only the occasional cargo and military ship passing in the distance.
You reach the northern most point and the captain gathers everyone on deck. "Now comes the hard part, as if giant snakes and elementals were not bad enough...The next 24 hours we will sail to Fort Landing. Everyone stay inside the cabin. This deck is no place for the inexperienced sailors. Prepare yourself for rough seas and I hope you turn none too green along the way. Thar will be some heavin' I'm sure...he he ... Ewem will go and make sure everything is tied down so chests, armor and swords are not flying about the cabin."

After a hour of work the captain confirms all is secure and you feel the ship turn into larger waves which quickly grow in two hours you realize that you are holding onto the hammocks are trying to keep your heads from getting bashed in by the ceiling planks. This continues for the next 20 hours.

Fortitude saves everyone!!

Fortitude: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Will my acrobatics and dexterity help me?

is endurance feat relevant?
fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

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is endurance feat relevant?

[dice=fort]1d20+5

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I would not take it - it is more useful at lower levels since there are easy utility spells to clear most of this and at higher levels you don't fail checks as easily.

i already have it, it's an alternate orc racial.

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Fortitude: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14