(5c) A World Apart - Team Stag (Inactive)

Game Master mdt

Drawing a vial of acid this time, Goghurt yells, "Stupid hobgoblin still thinks Goghurt is useless?" while he smashes it into the frog's face.

Acid vs. Frog, Grappled, Point Blank, Touch: 1d20 + 8 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 8 + 1 - 2 = 16
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Plus four splash damage to myself.

Um...you rolled a d26 for damage to me, just pointing that out. ;P

Did not! :P

The third frog gives a distressed sound and collapses, it's face hissing. Goghurt is still in it's mouth.. his butt hissing from acid burns.

"Ha!" Goghurt shouts, as he struggles to free himself from the frog's mouth. "That's two! How many have you got, hobgoblin?"

Just waiting on Grim, AKA the only non-chewtoy.

Cale Wriggles and shakes. Swaying from side to side. Kicking out his legs only serve to upturn him and the blood rushes to his head. He struggles mightily but all his efforts lead to one thing still.

He is well and truly stuck.

Acrobatics VS DC 14 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Round 3

5ft step back , Weapon Cord (move) Arcane strike (Swift)

Grimm will regain a hold of his weapon an attack the creature in front of him

Glaive: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 221d10 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

The frog Grim attacks (the one eating Goghurt) let's out a distressed sound and collapses, trapping Goghurt in it's mouth.

ROUND 4

Init Cale: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Init Goghurt: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Init Goragg: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Init Grim: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Init Rutheric: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

Init Frogs: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Order : Goragg, Rutheric, Cale, Goghurt, Frogs, Grim

Goragg spits a load of frog phlegm out of his mouth as he staggers to his feet. Drawing his falchion, he shouts a frenzied attack scream and lays into the loathesome beast.

Falchion (Desperate Battler bonus): 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 6 + 1 = 25 Damage: 2d4 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (4, 1) + 4 + 1 = 10 Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

We'll see who's lunch and who's not.

Standing provokes, I'm afraid.

AoO: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16 A hit

Bite: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Goragg receives yet another bite from the frog thing, his jacket barbs catching on the things gums, drawing blood again. Then he drives his falchion into the thing's forehead, cleaving it's head in half, sending the now split frog to the muck in a splash of blood.

Come on, come on...it's gotta work this time!

Taking control of grapple: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

Cale Kicks out and tries to get himself at least to a standing position.
Acrobatics VS DC 14 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13 lol.......so close

I don't want to judge your lifestyle, Cale, but I don't think Retired Gladiator Oread/Dead Giant Frog marriage is legal in this county yet. Be careful, you lovebirds. ;-)

Well now that this unpleasentness is over... grim will help those that are still stuck with the dead giant frogs

Um. I'm still kinda fighting here!

grrr... arghh..ehhhrhhrhr....
Yep Cale's mighty efforts have not yielded anything beyond his current predicament. The good thing was, he isn't on his head right now.

I'm now comedy.

Yes Grim, there's still a completely uninjured frog within 10 ft of you.

Rutheric struggles mightily but fails to reverse the grapple. Remember, the -4 dex from being grappled affects your CMB and lowers it by 2. This is not the -2 attack penalty for being grappled, which isn't applied to grapple attempts, it's a dex penalty that is applied at all times while you are grappled. There is, however, a -4 penalty for being a humanoid creature without two hands free to make your grapple check also. So the frog has a -2 to his CMD while grappling, but Rutheric has a -6 total.

Ha yes this one over there is still moving well not for long...

Ok, skipping Goghurt. We'll assume he tried to get out and couldn't.

The frog swallows Rutheric.

Swallow Whole: 1d4 ⇒ 4

The frog then turns and leaps away.

Goghurt two, frog one. Not so good if that one is Goghurt, mutters Goragg as he prepares to ready his shortbow.

Just flavoring for next round. I'm not attempting an action.

I don't know whose turn it is at any given time! Could you perhaps post initiative orders and post about whose turn it is? Also, why do you keep re-rolling initiative?

He does post the order when he rolls init:

Order : Goragg, Rutheric, Cale, Goghurt, Frogs, Grim

The rolling initiative for each round is, I think, GM's prerogative.

Round 4

Grim will Run to the last frog and will get up close and personal (incurring an Aoo)

if the frog move away even with a withdraw it will incur an Aoo from my reach weapon
Glaive Aoo: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 201d10 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

ROUND 5

Init Cale: 1d20 ⇒ 3
Init Goghurt: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Init Goragg: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Init Grim: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
Init Rutheric: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Init Frogs: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Order : Goghurt, Goragg, Grim, Frog, Rutheric, Cale

Wow consistantly rolling below 10. That's my Cale.
Feeling that he has had a good swing in his arms stuck as they are, Cale twists his torso, legs going counter clockwise from his arms giving a good push from inside the frog's mouth.

Remembering an oath from a fellow dwarven gladiator who was in a similar situation but wasn't so lucky, Cale decides to try it.
"By the power of the Stones!!!!"

Acrobatics VS DC 14 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Goghurt wriggles in his froggy bonds, trying to escape.

CMB: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

Goragg nocks an arrow to his bow and takes aim.

With any luck I can prick the little goblin inside, too. Say "goodnight", froggie.

Composite Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Yeah, or "good morning" or "screw you, hobgoblin" also works.

Round 5

Accounting for the fact that the creature might still want to run away with its prey

Arcane Strike (Swift)

Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 241d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Even if the creature withdraw it will provoke an Aoo from my Glaive: Glave Aoo: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 151d10 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

Goghurt comes close to escaping the frog's belly, but the stomach muscles crushing in on him just makes it too hard to escape, especially without being able get all his limbs into position at the same time.

Goragg's arrow fires off in a random direction and kills a gnat as it slams into the mud.

Grim's claw, however, finds it's mark, leaving a furrow of slash marks on the frog's butt.

The frog grinds on Goghurt some more in his gut. Swallow Whole: 1d4 ⇒ 2 Then it leaps away again in two 30 ft hops. Grim's blade slams into it as it leaps away. 10% chance Goghurt hit too for half damage, 1-10: 1d100 ⇒ 20 The blade buries it deep in the frog, and Goghurt feels the blade push the frog's liver into the back of his head.

Cale finally manages to push his way out of the frog he's in, ending up sitting in a puddle of mud with frog spit coating him from the waist up.

Rutheric up next

Why you little brat ! stay and give me back my Kappa ! Grim yells at it.

Ok maybe its the lack of sleep....but that came out wrong...really. Pushing myself out of the frog I'm in.....lol

BASOSDABOPDABADSPOB

FULL ATTACK THE BELLY: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 61d3 ⇒ 3

ONE MORE TIME: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 101d3 ⇒ 3

Rutheric gains a palpable hit on the interior of the stomach, and rips a hole in the frog's belly. Rutheric spills out of the frog and into the swamp.

Oh, missed it, but Goghurt manages to pull his way out of the frog.

Goragg's last comment doesn't really make sense. I, personally, have never made a mistake in my entire life, ever, but clearly Goragg is confused about which frog ate which companion. In the name of Role Playing! (tm), I'm just going to go with it until Goragg is shown the error of his ways. No offense intended, Rutheric.

Yeah, I was fairly sure I got eated by one of the ones I killed.

Goghurt gasps as he crawls across the mud away from the frog that had swallowed him, coughing and mumbling pitifully. "Gah! Frog. Stupid. Pfdagdfh."

I blame Goragg for my post about Gog feeling the liver, it was Rutheric that got head bapped by a liver.

ROUND 6

Init Cale: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Init Goghurt: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Init Goragg: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Init Grim: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Init Rutheric: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

Init Frogs: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

Order : Goghurt, Rutheric, Frog, Grim, Cale, Goragg

Oh, sure, make me the scapegoat. You PC's and GM's never make any mistakes. It's all Goragg's fault. I'm used to it. And apparently the dice are punishing me with arrow-skewered gnats and bad initiative. Bah! Hue-manns!

Assuming I'm prone, correct?

Ptooey! You...you beast! Rutheric claws the creature from where he lies on the ground.

When you are chosen by the claw~: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 131d3 ⇒ 11d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 111d3 ⇒ 3

Rutheric claws at the frog's belly, and grins up at it as he rips open the soft underside with one claw, blood and organs spilling out...

...then the kappa realizes his mistake as the frog's insides pour out over him, only to be topped by the frog's bulk as it falls forward on top of him, smashing him into the soft muddy water. Fortunately Rutheric can breath the water, although it doesn't taste very good with a combination of mud and blood and intestines in it.

Combat over

So who want's frog's legs for diner?

Is it time for a "I thought they smelled bad on the outside" joke?

Goragg rushes to save the turtle-man, attempting to push the frog off his friend before he suffocates. (What, hue-mann? Am I supposed to be "confused" again?)

Max lift 520 lbs; Max push 1300 lbs.

Goragg rather easily pushes the frog off the Kappa.

Turtle-man, are you okay?

Rutheric coughs and gags up a bit of intestines.

I'm...I'm alive. I suppose that, in that sense, I am okay. Good thing...I was never a tidy person.The kappa gets up from the muck, and wipes the grime and innards off of him. It's a shame we had to kill them...but they were hungry, and we wanted to survive. We would dishonor them if we did not make full use of them...

So yes, I am in agreement with (giant) frogs' legs.

Goragg moves to secure the perimeter, checking for paths used by large animals or possible ambush points. He also searches for firewood if any exists.

Profession (Soldier): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Survival: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Survival (Follow/Identify Tracks): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

Nothing nearby does Goragg find. There is what appears to be a game trail of sorts, which is what everyone was following in order to stay out of the really nasty muck.

Who's doing the field dressing/butchering?

Unless anyone has Profession (Butcher), I'm guessing Survival is the skill in demand for field dressing a giant frog (or five).

Turtle man, help me dress these corpses before we attract even bigger predators. We will need a fire to cook them unless little useless one has some magic instant frog-leg-jerky potion stashed away. He looks at Goghurt expectantly.

Survival: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25 Boo-yah! Frog Leg Clementine, with a demiglace of zorgberry preserves, coupled with a nice '93 Chateau d'Hobbe Gobellin merlot, coming up...

Picking himself off of the ground, Goghurt spits. "No magic instant frog-leg-jerky potion, but Goghurt can make fire quickly if we need. Would suggest removing us from swamp before we try fire."

He scratches his chin. "Goghurt not seem very useless just then. Goghurt kill two of the frogs alone."