Figured since he's gotten kind of popular in the ask Merisiel thread and she doesn't like sharing the spot light I would start a thread just for our favorite gnome bard.
How often does Valeros insist on getting you drunk? Does it ever work?
What was the most surprising thing you've seen Merisiel do?
Are you upset about being passed up for the original party in the pathfinder comic?
Oh and don't mind my vampire friend...he's looking at you because he likes you...you might want to move in another round or two though...
Why is a lute with only a single string that plays the note F a wind instrument?
What adventure that you have been in would you like to see made into a movie?
Figured since he's gotten kind of popular in the ask Merisiel thread and she doesn't like sharing the spot light I would start a thread just for our favorite gnome bard.
Gnome? Are you sure you're not mistaking me for someone else?
How often does Valeros insist on getting you drunk? Does it ever work?
Valeros is a good drunk who doesn't get offended by other people not joining him in trying to empty a whole barrel of ale on his own.
And yes, it does work - I'm small!
What was the most surprising thing you've seen Merisiel do?
She once kissed Ezren on the nose. Please don't tell her I revealed that.
Are you upset about being passed up for the original party in the pathfinder comic?
Upset, no. Disappointed, yes.
Oh and don't mind my vampire friend...he's looking at you because he likes you...you might want to move in another round or two though...
Is that a vampire? Good thing I've got Seelah coming around in a round or two. Perhaps it's your friend who should be moving, eh?
Lem will this thread get off the ground?
I don't see why not. But you never know.
Lem, please tell me, shorter than halflings, taller than halflings, which is it, really?
Ducks, some dog breeds, and I'm sorry, not sure what you mean by that.
How did you feel about Shane dropping that grenade on you?
That's not something I recall happening, or someone I recall meeting, so... don't feel much at all about it. But tell him not to do it again, I know a really stabby elf who don't like it when you throw grenades on her friends.
Lem, please tell me, shorter than halflings, taller than halflings, which is it, really?Ducks, some dog breeds, and I'm sorry, not sure what you mean by that.
Think this falls under the whole "they thought you were a gnome" thing.
Why is a lute with only a single string that plays the note F a wind instrument?
I hear there's a minotaur or bull-man person who's much better than me at handling that kind of questions roaming this place, try asking him.
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What adventure that you have been in would you like to see made into a movie?
The one where Valeros had to ride around on a camel wearing nothing but a towel (Valeros, that is; the camel was perfectly modestly dressed) after he lost a bet with Harsk about who could shoot the most stirges with one arrow - it was hilarious.
Think this falls under the whole "they thought you were a gnome" thing.Lem, please tell me, shorter than halflings, taller than halflings, which is it, really?Ducks, some dog breeds, and I'm sorry, not sure what you mean by that.
You'd think the lack of candy-coloured hair would be a dead give-away.
You'd think the lack of candy-coloured hair would be a dead give-away.Think this falls under the whole "they thought you were a gnome" thing.Lem, please tell me, shorter than halflings, taller than halflings, which is it, really?Ducks, some dog breeds, and I'm sorry, not sure what you mean by that.
Or the lack of shoes.
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And apologies for taking so long to answer these, everyone, I had to spend last week cleaning the Korvosa sewers from a nasty Hellknight infestation. Those pests get everywhere if you don't keep after them.
Think this falls under the whole "they thought you were a gnome" thing.You'd think the lack of candy-coloured hair would be a dead give-away. Or the lack of shoes.
Well... some gnomes like to walk barefoot too. Of course, they rarely have a proper growth of nice, warm footfur like us halflings do, so you're probably right.
What is your feeling on the undead?
They're usually creepy and smell bad. And almost none of them appreciates a good tune, so generally speaking I disapprove of them. I have heard stories about a friendly ghost, though, so I guess they're not all bad.
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What is "Lem" short for?
Nothing. Those nasty Chelaxians who owned my parents didn't like their slaves to have long names (I'm guessing they were too stupid to keep track of polysyllabic ones), so I'm just Lem.
Mind you, apparently the people up Linnorm Kings way think the idea of someone being a short Lem is really funny - at least that's what Feiya tells me.
Sorry about the whole calling you a Gnome thing...got a little drunk the night before making this...
If you could choose any of the iconics to form the ultimate adventuring party with you who would you choose and why?
Hmm... Alain has a tendency to get on his high horses in more than one way, and Seltiyel can be a bit ...creepy... but other than that I think I'd like to include all of them.
Although I suppose one with me, Lini, and Balazar could be fun. And Merisiel could tag along, because she's always fun. And then I think we'd include Feiya so we'd have a non-stabby person to talk to tall people that have a hard time taking us shorter ones seriously.
We use a lot of herbs and tomatoes. ...perhaps I should ask Kyra to answer this one...
Really? What did you do?
He exists...
Hey Lem, What do you think of Chelaxian Opera?
Hey Lem, What do you think of Chelaxian Opera?
As long as Shensen is starring in it I'm all for it. Halflings are always relegated to being the comic relief who pretty much disappears after the second act, though, so that's not good.
Really? What did you do?Well I tried to get her attention with a light tap on the shoulder... apparently that didn't go down well...
Well, you do look rather creepy...
Karzoug is nasty, but Tar-Baphon went toe to toe with a god, so compared to the Whispering Tyrant, Karzoug's a cuddly little kitten.
Wait do I... look creepy?
Lem: Lini...you hittin' that ?
A gentle-halfling does not kiss and tell.
Especially not if the hypothetical kissed one has a huge big snowcat who can maul him if she gets upset.
Wait do I... look creepy?
You could use some more flesh on those bones. And some hair. And those clothes are a bit too close to flasher-wear if you ask me. So, yes, you look creepy.
Whats the strangest think you've seen Various bring home from a night of drinking and try to hook up with?
Ever write any poetry about your epic adventures with the other iconics?
Why do you feel us small people don't get the respect we need from others(humans particularly)?
Wha's yer thoughts on piracy, lad? Strictly voluntary, 'course, none o' this slave-takin' nonsense.
As long as it's only done against evil people, like Thrunies or rich merchants who won't share their wealth, I'd be happy to help out.
...unless the captain is a were-leopard novice priestess of some old nature goddess and the crew includes an insanely powerful magic doll working undercover to banish intruders from places beyond mortal ken - that stuff requires a paladin, and Seelah frowns on piracy.
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Why do you look so surprised in your avatar picture?
The artist kept calling me Hillary.
Whats the strangest think you've seen Various bring home from a night of drinking and try to hook up with?
Are you using one of those weird talking boxes you people keep playing with that can't spell Valeros?
If you are: I won't say, he's bigger than me - but it was in Brastlewark.
Ever write any poetry about your epic adventures with the other iconics?
Why do you feel us small people don't get the respect we need from others(humans particularly)?
They keep confusing size with maturity - I'm honestly surprised they're not all ruled by those bloatmages they've got in Kaer Maga.
...maybe it's because when they get that fat they have a hard time moving around much.
...unless the captain is a were-leopard novice priestess of some old nature goddess and the crew includes an insanely powerful magic doll working undercover to banish intruders from places beyond mortal ken - that stuff requires a paladin, and Seelah frowns on piracy.Uh. Nay lad, I'm jus' a dwarf.
That's good to hear.
*pulls out a tape measure and starts measuring Lem* hmm...if you were to become an undead any preference on which type?