Figured since he's gotten kind of popular in the ask Merisiel thread and she doesn't like sharing the spot light I would start a thread just for our favorite gnome bard.
How often does Valeros insist on getting you drunk? Does it ever work?
What was the most surprising thing you've seen Merisiel do?
Are you upset about being passed up for the original party in the pathfinder comic?
Oh and don't mind my vampire friend...he's looking at you because he likes you...you might want to move in another round or two though...
Figured since he's gotten kind of popular in the ask Merisiel thread and she doesn't like sharing the spot light I would start a thread just for our favorite gnome bard.
How did you feel about Shane dropping that grenade on you?
That's not something I recall happening, or someone I recall meeting, so... don't feel much at all about it. But tell him not to do it again, I know a really stabby elf who don't like it when you throw grenades on her friends.
What adventure that you have been in would you like to see made into a movie?
The one where Valeros had to ride around on a camel wearing nothing but a towel (Valeros, that is; the camel was perfectly modestly dressed) after he lost a bet with Harsk about who could shoot the most stirges with one arrow - it was hilarious.
And apologies for taking so long to answer these, everyone, I had to spend last week cleaning the Korvosa sewers from a nasty Hellknight infestation. Those pests get everywhere if you don't keep after them.
Think this falls under the whole "they thought you were a gnome" thing.
You'd think the lack of candy-coloured hair would be a dead give-away. Or the lack of shoes.
Well... some gnomes like to walk barefoot too. Of course, they rarely have a proper growth of nice, warm footfur like us halflings do, so you're probably right.
They're usually creepy and smell bad. And almost none of them appreciates a good tune, so generally speaking I disapprove of them. I have heard stories about a friendly ghost, though, so I guess they're not all bad.
Nothing. Those nasty Chelaxians who owned my parents didn't like their slaves to have long names (I'm guessing they were too stupid to keep track of polysyllabic ones), so I'm just Lem.
Mind you, apparently the people up Linnorm Kings way think the idea of someone being a short Lem is really funny - at least that's what Feiya tells me.
Hmm... Alain has a tendency to get on his high horses in more than one way, and Seltiyel can be a bit ...creepy... but other than that I think I'd like to include all of them.
Although I suppose one with me, Lini, and Balazar could be fun. And Merisiel could tag along, because she's always fun. And then I think we'd include Feiya so we'd have a non-stabby person to talk to tall people that have a hard time taking us shorter ones seriously.
As long as Shensen is starring in it I'm all for it. Halflings are always relegated to being the comic relief who pretty much disappears after the second act, though, so that's not good.
You could use some more flesh on those bones. And some hair. And those clothes are a bit too close to flasher-wear if you ask me. So, yes, you look creepy.
Wha's yer thoughts on piracy, lad? Strictly voluntary, 'course, none o' this slave-takin' nonsense.
As long as it's only done against evil people, like Thrunies or rich merchants who won't share their wealth, I'd be happy to help out.
...unless the captain is a were-leopard novice priestess of some old nature goddess and the crew includes an insanely powerful magic doll working undercover to banish intruders from places beyond mortal ken - that stuff requires a paladin, and Seelah frowns on piracy.
...unless the captain is a were-leopard novice priestess of some old nature goddess and the crew includes an insanely powerful magic doll working undercover to banish intruders from places beyond mortal ken - that stuff requires a paladin, and Seelah frowns on piracy.
...unless the captain is a were-leopard novice priestess of some old nature goddess and the crew includes an insanely powerful magic doll working undercover to banish intruders from places beyond mortal ken - that stuff requires a paladin, and Seelah frowns on piracy.
...unless the captain is a were-leopard novice priestess of some old nature goddess and the crew includes an insanely powerful magic doll working undercover to banish intruders from places beyond mortal ken - that stuff requires a paladin, and Seelah frowns on piracy.
Exocrat
Orthos
ulgulanoth
Hazgarr the Dwarven Pirate
