You didn't specify what gets the invisibility so other people are invisible to you unless they're looking at you, which makes getting around annoying unless you're constantly advertising your presence.
I wish to be an expert in black magic.
You are granted unlimited magic powers over black color.
I wish to live happily surrounded by a lot of friends.
Granted, you are transported to the lands of colored ponies and teddybears, who sing without pause, to the point of your mental breakdown.
I wish people would
Granted. Everybody spawns Overlords. Soon everybody is an Overlord. So none of them is above the others. They are not Lords anymore. Overlords are over.
I wish my wish not to be granted.
Ok, your wish will not be granted sponsorship to be made reality. It will remain a dream only.
I wish people working for the city council weren't such fools who keep an ostridge policy towards people's problems. :)
Granted. They are no longer such fools. They turn into another fools. But making them be anything but fools is above the Wish powers.
I wish to get out from the lands of colored ponies and teddybears, who sing without pause, to the point of my mental breakdown.
Granted, you are teleported to Teletubbie land, who hug and sing without pause, to the point of your mental breakdown.
I wish....for world leaders to get a heart. :/
They take yours.
I wish for more time to do my income taxes.
Granted! You have to spend more time to do your income taxes.
I wish my wish is corrupted in a way it harms the one who is granting my wish, not me.
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Your wish is granted by the person you love most in the world.
I wish for nothing.
...and Nothingness has been erased from history.
Nothing who?.....who or what are we talking about?
I wish there were more PF cons in Europe.
And soon, every house in all of Europe will be part of a massive PF con in which more people attend then actually exist in the known universe, and IT SHALL NEVER END, but funds will be depleted as normal, and all economic stability will collapse as a result of it.
my wish, is for a private island.
Poof! Your genitalia are now adrift in the sea.
I wish for a complete disambiguation of all language.
Conan the Grammarian, your desire that is now, that is presently, destined to become reality, otherwise colloquially known as a wish, for the disambiguation, or removal of all ambiguity from the written, and spoken words of all tongue speaking, sapient creatures, that is, any being possessing the power of speech, or cognitive thoughts, will arrive, yea, has already arrived, but will come with the price, otherwise known as a "cost" of necessarily, that is to say imperative, of explanation, or description, of the words, that is the sounds (these sounds being the noise one makes with the mouth, or other vocal organs) or symbols (these symbols being vernacularly and commonly described as letters, each representing one or more of the sounds one uses to form the spoken words of any language, as this description, a form of comparison used to make the more complicated, or difficult things to understand, simpler by reducing its meaning into the base, or basic, components of the words, will aid in the elevation, or removal, of the ambiguities - that is the different, or altered, ways in which a sentence, which is a group of words forming a complete and coherent thought - may be taken, thereby fulfilling, or completing, which is to say finishing, the wish you have made.
It is my, that is the Game-hamster's, great desire that such non-ambiguity, that is the aforementioned wish and said fulfillment, be relinquished, which is to say, removed from existence, which is to say, that I, that is the game hamster wish for the next poster to allow us, that is all on this thread, which is a series of ones and zeros arranged in a pattern, floating throughout the internet, which is a collection of many different collections of ones and zeros arranged in a pattern by which devices known as computers may decipher them and present them as words and or pictures, to return to the speech patterns, that is to say the way, or manner, in which we all spoke previously, which is to say, in the past.
Granted!
Dear Posters,
Returning to past forms of communicating, I'm writing this letter, as we are no longer able to post in the internet, to make you know that Vick Tim won The Last to Post Wins.
I wish a pen that never runs out of ink.
Yours truly,
Kileanna
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Granted!
The pen oozes ink with alacrity and is unable to be stoppered. You drown in your sleep from the never ending ink spreading beyond control - your last thought that you have also perhaps doomed the rest of the planet to share in your notarized demise.
I wish I could get paid to GM Pathfinder games.
Granted!
Wage $2.13 an hour; minimum wage for those that can except tips.
Cost of a station at a convention; $25
Average tip: 50 cents
Maximum hours: 18 (15 after meal breaks and restroom breaks)
Average game: 1/hour per 4 people
Cost of meals: $12
Daily earnings: $61.95 (before taxes)
A dream come true just for you. You are okay with being homeless right?
I wish I had the ability to teleport at will.
Granted, but Will is not happy and hits you repeatedly each time you appear on his back.
I wish this headache to go away.
Granted. Your head has been cleaved off in a flurry of steel and stone.
I wish comfort food actually comforted you.
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Granted! All the food around you is now animated and sentient, and tries to do anything to comfort you. It also begs for its life and its children each time you eat it, making you actually feel like a terrible person for eating it.
I wish no more suffering in the world
Granted!
All forms of life come to an end. No life = no more suffering.
I wish I had not granted that wish.
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Granted!
You have gone back in time just before your wish was granted. Sadly you have not memories of what has not yet transpired. You make the same wish again, and again, and again...
I wish someone breaks that time loop.
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Granted! The time loop continues on normally for everyone else, including Crag_Irons. Unfortunately, you become aware of each and every time loop, fracturing your mind into an infinite number of realities.
I wish I had a tall ship and a star to steer her by.
Granted!
A ship appears made of plasma with a star as the helm. The heat is so intense that you are vaporized.
I wish I had a personal maid that would do dishes and laundry.
Granted! You still have to do your own dishes and laundry, but you're now wearing a fancy maid dress. More personal than that is impossible.
I wish my car cleaned itself.
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(That explains why it runs out of water so often)
Granted! You are teleported to a World where you are the only inhabitant. You can call yourself a King if you want.
I wish I was more creative with my wishes
Granted! You have enough money to spend, but no one to sell what you want to buy.
I wish I wasn't always late.
Granted!
You may choose once to be on time. All other times from now on you will be late.
I wish I knew more about computers.
Granted! Your arms grow to the size of whales while the rest of you stays the same. You can now juggle your house, your possessions, the building you work in, etc.
I wish horses could fly.
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Granted!! All horses may now fly... not that there is anyone to teach them how, or new instincts by which they may operate!!
Expect a lot of falling equines in the next few years...
I wish that I would win last one to post wins
Granted!
You submit your post just before the server crashes. When they reboot, they find that for some reason Last One to Post Wins is corrupted and can not be recovered, even from back ups. Only you know you won, so you do not get bragging rights.
I wish I was more artistic.
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Granted! You are now a really artistic statue.
I wish for a statue of myself... that is not me polymorphed!
Granted! Now, what can I do with such a small spell book?
I wish for a cool library.
Granted! Your library is now a gigantic ice block.
I wish to rule over this land.
Granted! You are now my wife.
I wish to rule forever.
Your wish is granted!
Your library is submerged in the arctic ocean. The books are wet, and the computers were not waterproof.
I wish for a new house.
Granted! Alric rules forever in Crag Iron's new house, which is haunted forever by Alric, who cannot leave the house.
I wish for no more ninjas.
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Granted!! And now the feudal lords of Japan have taken over the world!!
I wish for no more silly wishes!!
Granted! There are no more diamonds in the world to cast Wish. Or Resurrection. Or Restoration. Or...
I wish for a scroll of Blood Money.
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Granted! None of your GMs are familiar with the spell so you can't use it.
I wish for my next character to own a staff of life at 1st level.
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Granted! It kills you as it runs through your heart, however. Given that you coincidentally were standing in front of an adamantine wall, the blade permanently lodges itself there resisting any who would seek to withdraw it from your remains. In time, that legendary blade is called "Tim Statler's +5 Holy Avenger."
I wish I wasn't homeless (as a result of my last wish).
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Granted! You have been incarcerated for six consecutive life sentences. Three hots and a cot!
I wish for some soothing music.
Granted!! Your choice of soothing music played on an enchanted Bagpipe!! Those who hear it cannot stop listening!!
I wish for mod privileges!!