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Stone Age is good, but include other races than just Neanderthals and Humans.
Caveman elves should be interesting, and Goblinoid tribes as a primordial menace sounds good.
I hadn't really thought about racial restrictions. Gnomes might not work...
I think that Stone Age campaign would be nice as well...
But the inner Paladin in me says that Relic-Smashing sounds like fun. I mean, what Cleric/Rogue of ______ doesn't want to break into a church of _____ and break some of their nice things?
Runs around and breaks up the conversation that has been going on too long.
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Rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Rrreeeeeerrrreeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Bacon, let me show you my skillet.
[THUNK !] loses arrow at the moving bacon target.
"Ducks and now that ? This place is going down the drains !"
If Tirq would just let me eat a few, we would have no problems.
If I let you eat a few we all would be facing some serious cold! Geeze.
Run, you delicious morsel! RUN!!!!
Nothing worse than runny bacon, I like mine crisp.
Oh i'm crispy all right. How about a nice crispy tusk right up your iris.
I think the bacon has gone bad.
I think you're a pecker!
Hey-oh!
So has RHCP changed at all over the years?
I... uh... never really got into the RHCP. But I admit that they're good songs.
They all seem to be retreads of the same theme...
I won, you hippie lovers !
I am not a hippie. But I am a lover.
Sometimes.
Neh-var!
W <------ that stands for "I win !".
M <-----------that stand for I just flipped your win over into a loss.
"How clever !" Quiche Lisp exclaims good-naturedly at the graphic finesse of Opie Widdershins.
Then he takes a piece of paper out of his right pocket and scribbles on it with a charcoal he conveniently kept in his left pocket.
He mutters something under his breath, and looks at his handiwork with a critical eye while rubbing his chin (at this exact moment, the piece of paper catches a beam of sunlight and seems to sparkle a little).
"There, my good stout-nosed friend: it's for you, in acknowledgment of your drawing talent" he says, while handing the piece of paper to the stagman.
The content stagman smiles and reads the paper.
And I win !
Ho, thank you, Tirq !
No, I'm really regretting what I just typed in "the next poster" forum game thread ([blushes slightly]).
I didn't mean to be mean !
I blame it on the intarweb !
Peace, bro.
It's alright. I forgave you on the other forum.
Problem solved already
So !
Did you think I would miss an occasion to win ?
Ho no, not I.
SO:
I WIN! I WIN!
Because I won -----> Here
I love recursivity !
But now I think I will go lie down a little. My head spins.
EDIT: sneaky edit. A mistake, do you say ? Never !
Spin away little Gnome. Eye'm busy winning here.
[reaches with his clawing hand from the bed]
No... mustn't let... DJ-Bogie win !
Haaaa....
I won !
Ha ! At last, my supremacy over this thread is uncontested !
It's good to be me (an orientalish... gnome (?) from an AP which looks cool, but which I haven't gotten around to read... yet.)
I... see...
*a pair of asymmetrical, mismatched-colored portals appear. A wild-haired woman with dreadfully mismatched clothing, clutching a jagged staff with a blade crudely bolted onto the bottom in one hand and a solid-gold apple in the other, falls out of the first one, hurls the apple across the room, then falls and disappears into the other, cackling all the way*
*with a snap and a cough both portals vanish soon after*
Well that was interesting.
How true. It's all fading away already.
Only if Orthos deletes his comment.
Effort.
I think i'm going to have to stop posting for the day before Tirq gets a ninja hat trick on me.
Maybe i'll just stick around and get ninja'd every time I post.
But that ain't nearly as fun...
I had a ninja hat once.
I want a ninja hat.
Well you can't have mine.
Yay!
Besides, it would mess up your hair.
Oh by the way, a cranky guy with lots of weapons and armor and a talky metal box might be stomping in with explosives soon.
Just thought you'd wanna know.
If he asks, I'm not here. ;)
Just so I have more to hide to make it worth my while. Which way did you go?
Thataway
*crosses her arms pointing in opposite directions, points forward with one foot, and looks up*