Mmmm....I've always wanted to know, how do you guys pick a ripe brain?
Do you squeeze the head, sniff it, thump it for the right sound, or feel the top for a soft spot?
If it's still a little green, can you put it in a paper bag with a ripe brain to ripen the green one? Or do you slice up a green one, lightly batter it, and fry it?
Brains have an aroma that the brain connoisseur can sniff out. Some say that one can see the most succulent brains much like certain others can sense the living.
Green brains now are best rapidly ripened by a chase into a recently abandoned farm house, retail commercial structure or other enclosed building before spending anywhere from several hours to days terrorizing them with your fellow brain narfers. The zombie horde pool is rather limited in the betting material - but boy does the winner score on the jackpot!
As an added bonus, all the times zombies just chow down without eating any brains is no mere accident - we know that replacing our fallen Munchers of Cranium and growing the horde are a requirement to really make overrunning the world in a tidal wave of terror actually work.
If we eat ALL the brains, the corpse doesn't reanimate you see. Well, you can munch a few select parts, but we're not well known for hand-eye coordination, so it is generally best to grow the horde about 2/3rds of the time, royally chow down another 1/4th and terrorize the remaining fraction for days, weeks or months as necessary.
Only the living actually cook brains ...
That made me hungry.
I wonder if Hungry Jack {TM} has a recipe for brain pancakes.
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I wonder if Hungry Jack {TM} has a recipe for brain pancakes.
I aim to please.....
Brain Flapjacks with Maple-Cinnamon Syrup
Ingredients:
BRAIN FLAPJACKS
• 1 cup mashed brains (about 2 medium)
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Wheat Blends Complete Pancake Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 1/2 cups water
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
MAPLE-CINNAMON SYRUP
• 1 cup ungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
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• 1 can refrigerated whipped cream
Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE mashed brains, pancake mix, 1/3 cup syrup, vanilla, cinnamon and water in bowl. Stir just until blended. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 350°F.
2. SPRAY cooking surface and pancake turner with no-stick cooking spray. Pour 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot griddle. Cook about 1 1/2 minutes per side or until golden brown. Repeat process until all batter is used.
3. COMBINE 1 cup syrup and cinnamon in a microwave-safe container. Microwave on HIGH 1 to 2 minutes or until heated through. Stack 3 pancakes in the center of a plate, drizzle with syrup and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 15 min
I wonder if Hungry Jack {TM} has a recipe for brain pancakes.I aim to please.....
Brain Flapjacks with Maple-Cinnamon Syrup
Ingredients:
BRAIN FLAPJACKS
• 1 cup mashed brains (about 2 medium)
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Wheat Blends Complete Pancake Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 1/2 cups water
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking SprayMAPLE-CINNAMON SYRUP
• 1 cup ungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
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• 1 can refrigerated whipped creamPreparation Directions:
1. COMBINE mashed brains, pancake mix, 1/3 cup syrup, vanilla, cinnamon and water in bowl. Stir just until blended. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 350°F.
2. SPRAY cooking surface and pancake turner with no-stick cooking spray. Pour 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot griddle. Cook about 1 1/2 minutes per side or until golden brown. Repeat process until all batter is used.
3. COMBINE 1 cup syrup and cinnamon in a microwave-safe container. Microwave on HIGH 1 to 2 minutes or until heated through. Stack 3 pancakes in the center of a plate, drizzle with syrup and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 15 min
Mmmm...pancakes
U dudes r so kool!
That reminds me, have you seen this awesome Mashup?
U dudes r so kool!
Devours Yknaps ... slowly ... starting with his feet.
I think he meant to post this zombie video.
Devours Yknaps ... slowly ... starting with his feet.U dudes r so kool!
So, Helmet Boy...how do I taste? Like chicken?
So, Helmet Boy...how do I taste? Like chicken?Devours Yknaps ... slowly ... starting with his feet.U dudes r so kool!
Moldy bread
...and brainnnssss
Hungry Jack® has decided to travel the threads, offering yummy ideas for meals.....
Mexican Chicken and Potato Burrito
Ingredients:
• 2 cups water
• 3 tablespoons butter plus 2 tsps., divided
• 1/4 cup milk
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 1/2 cup chopped onion
• 2 cups cubed cooked chicken, turkey or beef
• 1 (1.25 oz.) package taco seasoning mix
• 1/2 cup chunky style salsa
• 1/2 cup (2 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese
• 8 (8-inch) flour tortillas, heated
• Shredded lettuce (optional)
• Additional chunky style salsa (optional)Preparation Directions:
1. BRING water and 3 tablespoons butter to a rolling boil in medium saucepan. Remove from heat. Stir in milk and potato flakes with fork until well blended. Set aside.
2. MELT 2 teaspoons butter in medium skillet over medium heat. Add onion. Cook and stir until tender. Stir in chicken, taco seasoning mix and 1/2 cup salsa. Bring to a boil. Cook 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in cheese and prepared potatoes.
3. SPOON about 1/2 cup potato mixture down center of each warm tortilla. Roll up. Top with lettuce and additional salsa, if desired.Yield: 8 burritos
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 16 min
Mmmmm.... Brains....
We haven't shambled into another thread lately. What thread looks particularly delicious to all of you?
.....brainnnnssss
So, I heard that some of our brethren attended the MTV Awards and tried to feed on Kanye West - no luck.
You don't want any of that. His brain's all bitter.
What brain?So, I heard that some of our brethren attended the MTV Awards and tried to feed on Kanye West - no luck.You don't want any of that. His brain's all bitter.
It's that shriveled thing sitting in his skull. Oh, wait. That's a moldy peanut.
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It's that shriveled thing sitting in his skull. Oh, wait. That's a moldy peanut.What brain?So, I heard that some of our brethren attended the MTV Awards and tried to feed on Kanye West - no luck.You don't want any of that. His brain's all bitter.
Exactly! To quote a random law enforcement official, "Move along now folks. Nothing to see here."
Mmmmm....
Law enforcement officials....
Mmmm...bacon
Mmmm...bacon
"Send more fire and rescue personnell ..."
I am a banana!My...um brains is BLEEDING!!!
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No self-respecting necromancer would dare violate the naturual order in such a way.Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.But what happens when hippehs are reanimated? It's possible, even if it would take the most evil, vile, contemptible necromancer in the known universe to perpetrate such an act.
But wouldn't necromancers want to violate everything about the hippehs and their ideas? I mean, most hippehs would even object to other people being zombified... unless if it was through drugs. They like that. Anyways... it'd be like animating a really dumb druid.
Dinner? Sounds good. May I join the party?
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Mmmm....I've always wanted to know, how do you guys pick a ripe brain?
Do you squeeze the head, sniff it, thump it for the right sound, or feel the top for a soft spot?
If it's still a little green, can you put it in a paper bag with a ripe brain to ripen the green one? Or do you slice up a green one, lightly batter it, and fry it?
Do you knock and listen for a hollow sound?
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I wonder if Hungry Jack {TM} has a recipe for brain pancakes.I aim to please.....
Brain Flapjacks with Maple-Cinnamon Syrup
Ingredients:
BRAIN FLAPJACKS
• 1 cup mashed brains (about 2 medium)
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Wheat Blends Complete Pancake Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 1/2 cups water
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking SprayMAPLE-CINNAMON SYRUP
• 1 cup ungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
•
• 1 can refrigerated whipped creamPreparation Directions:
1. COMBINE mashed brains, pancake mix, 1/3 cup syrup, vanilla, cinnamon and water in bowl. Stir just until blended. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 350°F.
2. SPRAY cooking surface and pancake turner with no-stick cooking spray. Pour 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot griddle. Cook about 1 1/2 minutes per side or until golden brown. Repeat process until all batter is used.
3. COMBINE 1 cup syrup and cinnamon in a microwave-safe container. Microwave on HIGH 1 to 2 minutes or until heated through. Stack 3 pancakes in the center of a plate, drizzle with syrup and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 15 min
Amazing! It's not staidly "While Hungry Jack® doesn't recommend eating kobolds, he has..."
That reminds me, have you seen this awesome Mashup?
I'm hungry....
Mmmmm.... Brain flapjacks.
Other brain-related foodstuffs:
- Eggs Brainaddict
- Brainaners Foster
- Brain Goo Gai Pan
- Skullducken
- Souffle of Brain
- Brain-and-Raspberry Gelato
- Brain and Gloucester cheese on Sourdough or Rye bread (condiments at your discretion)
- Brain-stuffed Crust Pizza
- Five-brain Footloooongs
- Brain Snack-Nuggets (how do we really know those're made from chicken?!)
- Mint-Jellied Brains with fava beans and a particularly nice Chianti, although I would think perhaps a Merlot would go better
- Soft-serve iced brain cream
- Iced brain cream cakes
- Brainviar on crisps / crackers
You have a one-track mind, andLich... But I like the way you think!
You have a one-track mind, andLich... But I like the way you think!
What andLich actually sees:
Blah blah blah mind, blah....blah blah blah think!
Brainnnnnnnsssss!
We should make a picnic out of it!
I love zombie picnics, because we don't have to bring anything. Just go to a park and your lunch is right there, sitting on a blanket, eating hot dogs or something.
We should make a picnic out of it!
I love zombie picnics, because we don't have to bring anything. Just go to a park and your lunch is right there, sitting on a blanket, eating hot dogs or something.
Watch out for the slaads and their dretchings!
Watch out for the slaads and their dretchings!
We should all work together!
1) We slaadi egg the hosts...
2) Once the larva bursts from the chest, you Zombies can eat the brains while they're still warm...
3) The Poodle Lords can hump the corpses' legs and bury the bones!
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!