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lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)
Only if you've been naughty. ;)
You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)

But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)
Only if you've been naughty. ;)
You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)
But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)

Well, if you insist ;)

*sits in his lap and whispers naughty things in his ear*


*skids to a stop*

I hear there's a party.


Jackalope wrote:

*skids to a stop*

I hear there's a party.

*giggle*

*giggle*

*giggle*

The three identical nymphs beckon to the new person.

Come and play with us ;)


celestial nymph wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

*skids to a stop*

I hear there's a party.

*giggle*

*giggle*

*giggle*

The three identical nymphs beckon to the new person.

Come and play with us ;)

Sure LOOKS like a party :D

*bounces over*


Jackalope wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

*skids to a stop*

I hear there's a party.

*giggle*

*giggle*

*giggle*

The three identical nymphs beckon to the new person.

Come and play with us ;)

Sure LOOKS like a party :D

*bounces over*

"Right the first time! And welcome back, ladies." :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)
Only if you've been naughty. ;)
You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)
But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)

Well, if you insist ;)

*sits in his lap and whispers naughty things in his ear*

Hmmm....errr...yeah....

hands the naughty girl a package labeled 'For Someone Special'

Spoiler:
Have you seen Elf? Sexy Christmas teddy enclosed.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jackalope wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Jackalope wrote:

*skids to a stop*

I hear there's a party.

*giggle*

*giggle*

*giggle*

The three identical nymphs beckon to the new person.

Come and play with us ;)

Sure LOOKS like a party :D

*bounces over*

"Right the first time! And welcome back, ladies." :)

"Hi, Devlyn. Going to come join the fun?" ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)
Only if you've been naughty. ;)
You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)
But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)

Well, if you insist ;)

*sits in his lap and whispers naughty things in his ear*

Hmmm....errr...yeah....

hands the naughty girl a package labeled 'For Someone Special'

** spoiler omitted **

*opens the package*

Oooh! You do know what I like! ;)

Would you like me to try it on for you? ;)


celestial nymph wrote:
"Hi, Devlyn. Going to come join the fun?" ;)

"I need to get a proper winter party set up for you lovely ladies first. Gimme a little bit and check back with me," he says with a wide grin. :D

"Alright, time to get things moving. And with precious little help, it seems," Devlyn says with a chuckle, looking over at JH and LJ.

He quickly gets the tour buses parked, and starts offloading equipment. While doing so, he makes a call to get some heavy timber airlifted in, and some ACME bot clones to start putting up the Longhouse. The hotsprings check out, and some extra 'amenities' are added nearby for the party-goers' comfort.

As the hours pass, the studio bus is brought as the retractable dance floor is checked out and deployed next to the Longhouse(with portable heating towers on standby of course), the kitchen bus is fired up and starts prepping food, and the bar is set up and stocked.

Once he makes sure all the proper holiday attire has arrived for the party-goers, Devlyn flips on the satellite uplink, and broadcasts the 'formal' invite to the party across the interthereal threads.

Changing into some winterized Security garb, he surveys with satisfaction the scene as the snow comes down and the bots are sculpting the landscape into a winter partyland.

"It is time....." ;D


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)
Only if you've been naughty. ;)
You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)
But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)

Well, if you insist ;)

*sits in his lap and whispers naughty things in his ear*

Hmmm....errr...yeah....

hands the naughty girl a package labeled 'For Someone Special'

** spoiler omitted **

*opens the package*

Oooh! You do know what I like! ;)

Would you like me to try it on for you? ;)

Does a polar bear [expletive deleted] in the woods?

BTW, the cold has a positive effect on you. And me.


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


*opens the package*

Oooh! You do know what I like! ;)

Would you like me to try it on for you? ;)

Does a polar bear [expletive deleted] in the woods?

BTW, the cold has a positive effect on you. And me.

*giggle*

Well then, glad we decided to have this holiday party in the snow. :)

I'll just go try this on then....If you wouldn't mind giving me a little help? ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:


*giggle*

Well then, glad we decided to have this holiday party in the snow. :)

I'll just go try this on then....If you wouldn't mind giving me a little help? ;)

I don't think I should stand up for a little while. At least 'til the cold has the opposite effect on me. But, I'll be right along to help. ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"It is time....." ;D

Hot damn. :D You guys know how to throw a party!

*hangs bells and holly in horns and bounces off with the nymphs*

Think I'm gonna like this place ;D


Jackalope wrote:

Hot damn. :D You guys know how to throw a party!

*hangs bells and holly in horns and bounces off with the nymphs*

Think I'm gonna like this place ;D

"Glad you like it! Now ladies....Oh no - I almost forgot the most important part!"

Devlyn races over to one of the buses and pulls out several crates of mistletoe, and starts planting them in all the proper places around the party site. :)


Once he has the grounds properly 'seeded', Devlyn returns to Command Central (aka The Bar), but everyone has already wandered off.

"Well crap..."

He lets out a whistle for Spike.

"Spike?! You ready for some holiday fun, big guy? You get to help me root out partycrashers in the snow!"


Spike comes bounding through the snow, clearly having a great time.


Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?


Gracie Fisher wrote:
Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?

"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Gracie Fisher wrote:
Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?
"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.

Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate them...assuming you even have that much rum. ;)


Gracie Fisher wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Gracie Fisher wrote:
Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?
"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.
Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate them...assuming you even have that much rum. ;)

Might I suggest the Black Seal Rum?


"And our Ron Zacapa Centenario's especially good too," as he sets up a glass of each for their new guest to start off with.

"Try 'em both and see what you think!"


*yoinks some mugs for the girls*


Gracie Fisher wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Gracie Fisher wrote:
Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?
"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.
Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate them...assuming you even have that much rum. ;)

"Why's the rum gone?"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"And our Ron Zacapa Centenario's especially good too," as he sets up a glass of each for their new guest to start off with.

"Try 'em both and see what you think!"

Not bad...not bad at all. What else you got?


Jackalope wrote:
*yoinks some mugs for the girls*

Would you like some assistance carrying those, miss?


Djuhah the Djinn wrote:
Jackalope wrote:
*yoinks some mugs for the girls*
Would you like some assistance carrying those, miss?

I won't say no :D


Gracie Fisher wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"And our Ron Zacapa Centenario's especially good too," as he sets up a glass of each for their new guest to start off with.

"Try 'em both and see what you think!"

Not bad...not bad at all. What else you got?

"Well, if you're fond of the dark rum, we also have some Flor de Caña, as well as some overproofs - 160-proof to be precise," as he checks one of the bottles behind him. "This should light a fire in you, if that's what you're looking for," he says with a grin.

"We've also got some flavored rums, and our spiced rums are mostly dark-based, so the flavor's exceptional. And our base selection of gold rums, but you said you wanted to wait on those til later."

"So what's your pleasure? One at a time, or the Sampler tray?"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Gracie Fisher wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"And our Ron Zacapa Centenario's especially good too," as he sets up a glass of each for their new guest to start off with.

"Try 'em both and see what you think!"

Not bad...not bad at all. What else you got?

"Well, if you're fond of the dark rum, we also have some Flor de Caña, as well as some overproofs - 160-proof to be precise," as he checks one of the bottles behind him.

"We've also got some flavored rums, and our spiced rums are mostly dark-based, so the flavor's exceptional. And our base selection of gold rums, but you said you wanted to wait on those til later."

"So what's your pleasure? One at a time, or the Sampler tray?"

Definitely the sampler tray. :)


Jack'n'Coke wrote:
"Why's the rum gone?"

Slides a bottle of 151-proof down to Jack'n'Coke

"Just moved some of it around, brother. Didn't mean to panic ya!" ;)


Gracie Fisher wrote:
Definitely the sampler tray. :)

Devlyn nods approvingly. "You got it!"

He sets up a tray with generous samples of the bar's current offerings, in descending order from darkest and richest to lightest per Gracie's instructions.

"Hope this helps take the edge off," he says with a wink.

The Exchange

Wow one got away from me. Well I posted here now.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Wow one got away from me. Well I posted here now.

Come and have a drink with me.

The Exchange

I have a thing for red heads............. any time baby.


I'd like to stay around a bit longer, but I'd melt all the snowmen.

Merry Christmas!


Burial post!


Maybe a bit too buried. Another one bartender, for the whole bunch :D


"I think we can handle that request," Devlyn laughs as he preps another round of drinks. :)

The Exchange

Another round. Sure if someone else is paying.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Another round. Sure if someone else is paying.

Classy...but, if the Jackalope offerred, it would be rude to turn him down, neh? ;D

The Exchange

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Another round. Sure if someone else is paying.
Classy...but, if the Jackalope offerred, it would be rude to turn him down, neh? ;D

I never claimed any class. :)

And yes it would be rude to turn him down :D


"Benefit of the doubt, my friend," Devlyn chuckles as he slides a glass down the bar to CJ. ;D


Devlyn starts repurposing the grounds for the impending New Year's party, and has supplies airlifted to the site. Shortly thereafter, a fleet of Sikorsky heavy lifters arrive to drop off the goodies... :)


*brings in new shipment of drinks for sampling, hauling thread out of Archives in the process*


Jackalope wrote:
*brings in new shipment of drinks for sampling, hauling thread out of Archives in the process*

Huzzah! Glad someone hopped in to save the thread :)


runs into thread.

Spoiler:
grabs two flasks of Dark & Stormies. leaves a dollar.

runs out of thread.


Urizen wrote:

runs into thread.

** spoiler omitted **

runs out of thread.

Well, at least he paid.

* Puts the money away *

;)


Faint words drift across the vast gulf of the interthereal sea from the home of the Jacks' Cult. Faint words that do not fall on deaf ears...

Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Where's a thief when we need him? We need a good Jack-a-pult.
No thieves, no poodles, and someone liberated all the peasants. Dark times, these are.

Somewhere in the great frozen north, an engine roars to life. Then another, and another, and another after that...

Lights pierce the darkness, and a convoy of massive vehicles breaks free of their frosty environs and rolls onto the interthereal highway...

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