The inventors of Hungry Jack® products needed a name to show how awesome they were, so they chose the name Jack.
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
Jack the Stripper has been terrorizing neighborhoods like yours for over 120 years. From the evisceration of a Whitechapel prostitute in 1888 to the headless corpse found in the Thames later that year, Jack the Stripper has been brutally murdering vagrants for good times, great food, and that delicious extracted kidney taste. That's why everybody's happy when it's Jack the Stripper!
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Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!Jack the Stripper has been terrorizing neighborhoods like yours for over 120 years. From the evisceration of a Whitechapel prostitute in 1888 to the headless corpse found in the Thames later that year, Jack the Stripper has been brutally murdering vagrants for good times, great food, and that delicious extracted kidney taste. That's why everybody's happy when it's Jack the Stripper!
Psst...dude...you forgot the ®
Psst...dude...you forgot the ®Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!Jack the Stripper has been terrorizing neighborhoods like yours for over 120 years. From the evisceration of a Whitechapel prostitute in 1888 to the headless corpse found in the Thames later that year, Jack the Stripper has been brutally murdering vagrants for good times, great food, and that delicious extracted kidney taste. That's why everybody's happy when it's Jack the Stripper!
*thinks about eating Hungry Jack's spleen*
Who do we pummel today? So many choices...
Any Dark & Stormy's here? =)
Any Dark & Stormy's here? =)
Always! Just had a few for breakfast. :)
Woohoo! I wonder what else we have in the cupboards..
bOoooOOOOooooo!
What?!?! I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost.
Oh, yeah, one more thing...
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I would eat your heart, if lawyers had such a thing.
I would eat your heart, if lawyers had such a thing.What?!?! I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost.
Oh, yeah, one more thing...
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He has several hearts of former clients. Generally he smokes them over mesquite & hickory and makes jerky out of them.
He has several hearts of former clients. Generally he smokes them over mesquite & hickory and makes jerky out of them.I would eat your heart, if lawyers had such a thing.What?!?! I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost.
Oh, yeah, one more thing...
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I heard he had a coat made of them, so he could feel like he was surrounded by love.
Lawyers have hearts, they keep them in the closet next to their souls.
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True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...
:lol:
*pops open a frosty PBR*
Hey Jacks! I just installed the new Refrigerated PBR Dunk Tank out back. There's even a button so you can dunk yourself. Works great! *HIC*
There's already a waiting list to be the Jack that gets dunked!
Or just o Jack and cut in line!
Exqueeze me!
*SPLOOOOSH!*
Or just o Jack and cut in line!
Exqueeze me!
*SPLOOOOSH!*
I'm happy we don't have body hair.
*jumps into the dunk tank from the roof*
PBR BALL!!!!
Bumped for awesomeness
Hey guys! Chosa?
I'd punt that guy but I might get some stuck on my new boots. Hey Frat! There's some door-to-door fruit salesman asking for ya.....
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True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...
Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.
Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...
Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)
Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)
"And that's the fact, Jack!" [/Bill Murray]
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Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...
Or a not-so-classy one either.
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Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...
I like that law.
I like that law.Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...
So say we all!
does the China Shop Dance
Beer Burgers for dinner tonight?
does the China Shop Dance
Fixed it for ya, Boss.
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Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.
Awww... c'mon, I'll make it up to you by bringing a classy bottle of tequila for you next year. So classy that the worm will speak french! ;)
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Chili Cheeseburger Pie
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (10 oz.) can diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained
• 1 (16 oz.) can chili beans, drained
• 1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (optional)
• 1 1/4 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 3/4 cup milk
• Green and red bell pepper strips
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 9-inch pie plate with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN ground beef. Drain. Add tomatoes, beans, chili powder, garlic salt and cumin. Heat through. Spoon into prepared pie plate. Layer with 1 cup cheese. Whisk pancake mix and milk in small bowl until smooth. Spread evenly over cheese. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Alternate green and red pepper strips on top in a spoke design.
3. BAKE 18 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool 10 to 15 minutes before serving.
Yield: 6 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 20 min
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Chili Cheeseburger Pie
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (10 oz.) can diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained
• 1 (16 oz.) can chili beans, drained
• 1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (optional)
• 1 1/4 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 3/4 cup milk
• Green and red bell pepper stripsPreparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 9-inch pie plate with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN ground beef. Drain. Add tomatoes, beans, chili powder, garlic salt and cumin. Heat through. Spoon into prepared pie plate. Layer with 1 cup cheese. Whisk pancake mix and milk in small bowl until smooth. Spread evenly over cheese. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Alternate green and red pepper strips on top in a spoke design.
3. BAKE 18 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool 10 to 15 minutes before serving.Yield: 6 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 20 min
If I can sell Mrs. Cultist on this I now know what we are having for dinner tonight.
That sounds nasty.
Also: Losers.
*punt*
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If I can sell Mrs. Cultist on this I now know what we are having for dinner tonight.Chili Cheeseburger Pie
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (10 oz.) can diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained
• 1 (16 oz.) can chili beans, drained
• 1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (optional)
• 1 1/4 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 3/4 cup milk
• Green and red bell pepper stripsPreparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 9-inch pie plate with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN ground beef. Drain. Add tomatoes, beans, chili powder, garlic salt and cumin. Heat through. Spoon into prepared pie plate. Layer with 1 cup cheese. Whisk pancake mix and milk in small bowl until smooth. Spread evenly over cheese. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Alternate green and red pepper strips on top in a spoke design.
3. BAKE 18 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool 10 to 15 minutes before serving.Yield: 6 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 20 min
That does sound good.
Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!
Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!
Where's the beer?