that Eat Raw Meat. They
changed the channel to watch
and found to their dislike
the show was canceled because
of predictability. They ranted and
shot heroin. High, they played
against Maximus Elephantitus and the
P-Funk All-Stars, whose happinen grooves
8-tracks are comming back in
style. Unfortunately they are already
in use by top secret
authority of ruthless dictators and
CD import companies. Clergy
CD import companies. Clergy
were enraged and spouted heresy.
annoyed to no end. They
giggled and wiggled and then
waved a large magnet over
their hard drive. All evidence
melted into quantum dust.
The dust settled over the
keyboard of sexy man. His
body sparkles in sunlight now.
All who looked upon him
bit about nostalgia. Sexy Man
stood up revealing his large
were not made for dancing.
He played sad piano tunes
and passed around an empty
promise. Billy Joel wrote a
love ballad that made Princess
cut dimonds crack due to
an insanely sung high note.
Five hundred million copies were
was burned in a pyre.
Many musicians lamented the loss
sad clown songs, but found
to their delight that
happy hotdog songs sold better.
The hot dogs rejoiced as