Cobb Slaad's page

I died or turned into a weird John Carpenter monster or something.

I like Cocoa Puffs.

<Steps into a Slim Jim>

Moot!

Moto! Mtoo! Omot! Oomt! Ootm! Otom! Otmo! Omto! Toom! Tomo! Tmoo!

Snicker snack!

The bus has cinnamon prune toast for tires, but only on Ffhrqxday.

It's so nice when a new slaad thread opens up.

*spys*

<Sprays>

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Should we invite them to invade us, then?

How about we invade our own thread? Is that Chaotic enough?

You mean the stripper thread wasn't your idea?

That's pretty damn chaotic there.

I can't wait for Valentine's Day. Lots of happy couples eating at fancy restaurants. When they get their tossed slaad, they're expecting an appetizer, BUT THEY'RE MY MAIN COURSE, b#*&&ES!

LOL!

Hiss? Quack?

I'd like to take off my Slaad costume and show you who I really am.

"Hello, my name is Al Gore."

SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!

<Scuttles back into the ceiling>

Mmmm...Circus Peanuts

Hissy Halloween!

<Breaks self in half, showering the thread in bran muffins and Circus Peanuts>

<Points at open mouth>

I can haz cheeze?

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.

I don't know. Some of those escorts can get pretty kinky.

don't believe me?

LOL!

What's that smell?!?

<Sprays dihydrogen monoxide on the peasant>

Hiss! Uvula! Granary!

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!

<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>

Tuna Fish Slaad holds up four score cards in his tentacles. They read:

10

10

9.5

8.5

Stupid Russian tentacle!

Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!

<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>

Hiss Pen Hiss! Hiss ult Hiss! Hiss i Hiss! Hiss mate Hiss!

A slender tendril snakes out of the ceiling, brushing against Borg Chachi. Some of the borg's components begin to disintegrate.

Hiss Hiss Quack! <one can vaguely make out the words "rust in peace">

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble

I smell a youngling this way comming

And here she is

charlottesweb.kindjeopkomst.nl

Quack! Hiss! Yahtzee!

Congratulations!

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

So I actually have a serious question... if you were going to re-design an OGL version of a slaad, what changes would you make? Anything... stats, abilities, background, divergent evolutionary offshoots, method of egg implantation, random mutations... anything.

Aren't proteans the new slaadi? I like them, but they definitely need the addition of an egg implantation ability to really, truly, bring out the flavor.

Do proteans complete a picnic? Have you ever had a protean as a BBQ side-dish? They are nothing like the new slaad. Nothind I tell you.

Doesn't the meat in BBQ contain protean?

Gnort!

So I actually have a serious question... if you were going to re-design an OGL version of a slaad, what changes would you make? Anything... stats, abilities, background, divergent evolutionary offshoots, method of egg implantation, random mutations... anything.

Aren't proteans the new slaadi? I like them, but they definitely need the addition of an egg implantation ability to really, truly, bring out the flavor.

Yrthak!

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hiss! Quack! Quack!

Is that all you ever say? Not very chaotic, if you ask me.

Qat! Qindar! Qoph! Quack!

Hiss!

Tossed Slaad wrote:

The answer is yes.

Damn, I thought the answer was "purple".

Hiss! Quack! Quack!

Well, I can't follow in anyone's footstep because I'm a Slaad of the sea. Tuna, Get it?

Hiss! Quack!

<Waves beaver tail menacingly>

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Have you hugged a platypus today?

What if I hug a duck, a beaver, and Courtfool? That has to add up to a platypus.

{shivers with chaotic anticipation} What if you super-goo them all together and then egg the squirmy mass? Would you get a hybrid slaad/duck/beaver/poodle? {completely ignores all the strange wish-created hybrids before or how Ripley in Aliens 4 turned on her creators}

Sleaveruckoodle has a nice ring to it, and kinda sounds like a foreign dirty-word.

Hiss! Quack!

<Pats ceiling with beaver tail>

HISS!

Cobb Slaad wrote:

<Vomits vinegar on Tuna Fish Slaad>

Hiiisss?

Back off Poodle thing! I do the vomiting around these parts!

Sploooooorrrtch!

<Hearts appear above Cobb Slaad. Beating goblin hearts. One spidery limb beckons.>

<Piddles acid on All Seeing Abomination>
Hiss!!!!

<Vomits vinegar on Tuna Fish Slaad>
Hiiisss?

Fear Not! I BRING DINNER ROLLS!

:::Begins throwing dinner Rolls around the Thread.:::

<10' long scorpion-like tail shoots out to pierce and snag a dinner roll>

Hiiiisssss!

Where'd that tail come from? Sometimes my aliases surprise me.

Mmmm. Rumproast.

<Rubs 6 spidery limbs together>

Hiiiissss...

Hiss!

<Throws a bucket from the ceiling>

Hiss!

HISS!!!!

Chef's Slaad wrote:

This one is getting seriously out of hand.

Boss! Thank chaos you're back! The picnics I was attending just weren't the same. And you're right about this thread getting out of hand. I'm pretty sure there are some disguised agents of order trying to actually bring some semblance of normalcy, and maybe a few untrustworhty, poodle-blooded abominations.

<Pokes head out of ceiling>

Hiss?

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Damn this rain! I had a couple nice events to attend today! Well, at least one of them was in a park that had shelters.

bummer.

here, have a hot dog.

it's probably not someone you know

We've been looking everywhere for you! We even made sacrifices to summon you!

And let us not forget the effigy that ...

<looks over at the rotting pile of what was once lettuce, tomatoes and bits of chefs assembled in the visage of Chef's Slaad>

um, nevermind ...

Hiss!!!

<Piddles on remains of vegetation, dissolving it completely>

hiss

Cobb Slaad wrote:

<Sticks head out of ceiling>

Hiss hiss...hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss!

Hss hss hss hss <sounds like laughter>

<Pops back into the ceiling>

Good idea, Cobb, but I'm not sure where we would get 5 tons of pudding and a troupe of dancing gnomes dressed like various celebrities. I think we'll need to come up with some other way to be more chaotic.

<Dejectedly piddles acid on a random dretching>

That was hilarious, zylphryx!

<Sticks head out of ceiling>
Hiss hiss...hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss!

Hss hss hss hss <sounds like laughter>

<Pops back into the ceiling>

Eekster Buhnay wrote:

That's it! Well, at least one of them will end up with a snack.

I'm rooting for Cobbie.

<Jumps down and give Ambrosia Slaad a "hug" with all eight spider legs>

Hiss!!

<Being careful not to crush Ambrosia Slaad, lets go and bounds back up into the ceiling>

And he didn't die on the PMP, he died in... Paizonia... I think...

It was Paizonia, which is on the PMP.

<Waits for Zombie Guy to climb up into the ceiling>
Hiss!!! *Drool*

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Peabody? You really need to go home to the Poodle Thread. You're getting a bit eccentric.

Mwah-ha-ha-ha! If you can pretend to be a slaad and lurk here, then I can pretend to be a poodle and lurk here.

And eccentric is just chaos + wealth.

<Pops out of the ceiling and piddles (acid) on Mr. Peabody>

Cobb Slaad wrote:

<Pops up behind Greyish-Greenish Slaad>

HISS!!!!

<Vomits vinegar on GGS and retreats back into its hole>

{finishes healing herself with wand} Well, he hates Greyish-Greenish Poo-Dull, so he can't be all bad. Maybe we should keep him?

Awwww, they way he peeks in and out of his hole is cute. He's like our own spidery-slaadish-John Carpentery version of Ceiling Cat.

<Jumps down from another hole in the ceiling and lands next to Ambrosia Slaad>

<Pops up behind Greyish-Greenish Slaad>

HISS!!!!

<Vomits vinegar on GGS and retreats back into its hole>

Cone of Cold!

<The rocky shell shatters. An acid-melted hole in the ceiling is the only thing that remains.>

Cobb Slaad wrote:

<Returns with severed torso, which holds an amulet of the planes on its neck.>

HISS!!!

<Sprays acid at Ambrosia Slaad and Eekster Buhnay, and clambers back up to the ceiling.>

So, rapid freezing and heating does a lot of damage to tissue... fireball!

<A rocky shell forms around the creature and the fireball harmlessly bursts around it.>

<muffled>Hiss!

<Returns with severed torso, which holds an amulet of the planes on its neck.>

HISS!!!

<Sprays acid at Ambrosia Slaad and Eekster Buhnay, and clambers back up to the ceiling.>